That's a good idea. I'll be back.

I have to admit that I've tickled a few cavities with my Sonicaire!

Introducing the ASSMASTER!

Base cannot be lost!

RedEmily: That's a good idea. I'll be back.

Why you walking funny?

better a toothbrush than this
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/had a roomie that did this
/also talked dirty to herself
/ she was voted mayor of the uncanny valley between sexy and creepy

RedEmily: That's a good idea. I'll be back.

Got a nice set there, Em.

Pearly white!

It occurs to me that women probably use a sonicare toothbrush as a sex toy not because of the motor, but because it's around the house and they don't have actual sex toys (too embarrassed to buy them, etc)...

overthetop: better a toothbrush than this
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/had a roomie that did this
/also talked dirty to herself
/ she was voted mayor of the uncanny valley between sexy and creepy

Go on...

dahmers love zombie: Um, yeah, about that "new" idea...

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The Eroscillator. Got one for the wife about five years ago. She prefers her Magic Wand, but this one's way, way quieter.



There are motorcycles quieter than a Hitachi Magic Wand.

I don't need something that vibrates, I just need this



/where no man has gone before

Guess they haven't heard of the Celebrator, which literally looks like a battery powered toothbrush with a rubber tip on it.

Red Emily got here quick.

Wonder where Grables Daughter is. It's not a real AW thread without both of them.

But what IS The Orb?



Uh, wait, nevermind. You know what, you can just keep that.

"There were a lot of consumers calling Sonicare saying they were using it as a sexual vibrator"

Really? why?

unclear on the concept

Gives a whole new meaning to Amy Pond's line, "Ooo! Doctor! You sonic-ed her.""

DEFINITELY not my bag, baby.

Remember that the early vibrators were always advertised for some benign use.

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"Wow, she spends an awful long time brushing"

In addition, the Sonic also sounds like a vibrator. A former roommate of mine in my old apt. was in her room, which was next to mine, and I heard what sounded like an electric toothbrush going for a good half hour. That's hot!

Yes, we "can".

But why would we?

Forgot_my_password_again: "There were a lot of consumers calling Sonicare saying they were using it as a sexual vibrator"

Really? why?

That's not so hard to believe. Why, just the other day I wrote a nice note to the people who manufacture my toilet paper roll regarding a few modifications that I've made.

overthetop: /had a roomie that did this
/also talked dirty to herself
/ she was voted mayor of the uncanny valley between sexy and creepy


Simi?

overthetop: / she was voted mayor of the uncanny valley between sexy and creepy

I'm not sure you get what the uncanny valley is - it's meant to be between things we like.


/Maybe you like creepy.

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But what IS The Orb?

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Uh, wait, nevermind. You know what, you can just keep that.

Good Woody Allen reference. But slight FAIL for not including the quote, "We use a large vibrating egg."

Odd shape for a neck massager...

I just got a pocket rocket for my lady. Little did I know we could use the Pulsar vibrating toothbrush..

ph0rk: overthetop: / she was voted mayor of the uncanny valley between sexy and creepy

I'm not sure you get what the uncanny valley is - it's meant to be between things we like.


/Maybe you like creepy.

all the guys banging her sure did.

/HIYOOOOO!

overthetop: / she was voted mayor of the uncanny valley between sexy and creepy

Wow, 4square is really branching out.

Cyber_Junk: There are motorcycles quieter than a Hitachi Magic Wand.

Yeah, but can you think of anything else that can get to the first orgasm in 30 seconds or less?

Other toys are fun and all, but Hitachi's Magic Wand is the WMD of sex toys.

dahmers love zombie: The Eroscillator. Got one for the wife about five years ago. She prefers her Magic Wand, but this one's way, way quieter.

I've purchased both for the women in my life (exwife and girlfriend) and I don't know which one is better. From the amount of use, I would lean towards the wand. But on the interesting ways it was used, I lean towards the Eroscillator.

uhhhm...that must by one giant vagina, judging by the pic.

Oznog: Odd shape for a neck massager...

Dude, read the instructions!

"Use it anywhere on your body"!

Clearly that elongated shape is so that you can reach those sore points on your lower back, Jeeze!

/see it's been done

Anyone else wonder about the risk of nerve damage with that sort of high frequency vibration?

So that's why my toothpaste always tastes like tuna after the ladies leave.

Aphoticamy: Oh. You said "first".

Of course I said first. Sex is like an adventure. All kinds of fun things can happen, but sometimes you both just want to get shiat done right now. It is always nice to have a fallback when you think the kids might be waking up or you just want one more before bedtime.

Or in gun terms: The AK-47 of sex toys. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill get off every motherfarker in the room, accept no substitutes.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Forgot_my_password_again: "There were a lot of consumers calling Sonicare saying they were using it as a sexual vibrator"

Really? why?

That's not so hard to believe. Why, just the other day I wrote a nice note to the people who manufacture my toilet paper roll regarding a few modifications that I've made.

Seems like you have been doing some work in the wood shop.

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Odd shape for a neck massager...

What? It needs the point for good... hard... pinpoint stimulation.

For those hard to reach spots.

Zoidfarb: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Forgot_my_password_again: "There were a lot of consumers calling Sonicare saying they were using it as a sexual vibrator"

Really? why?

That's not so hard to believe. Why, just the other day I wrote a nice note to the people who manufacture my toilet paper roll regarding a few modifications that I've made.

Seems like you have been doing some work in the wood shop.

Just a little routing.

I'm never going to stick anything that looks like the head of a tapeworm into ANY part of my body.

madgonad: Cyber_Junk: There are motorcycles quieter than a Hitachi Magic Wand.

Yeah, but can you think of anything else that can get to the first orgasm in 30 seconds or less?

Other toys are fun and all, but Hitachi's Magic Wand is the WMD of sex toys.

Indeed. I like my orgasms to be quick and efficient. Get in, get out. In fact, while "taking out my contacts" before bed, I manage to bang out about 3 of them before anyone thinks I've been in there too long.

rogue_L_chick: madgonad: Cyber_Junk: There are motorcycles quieter than a Hitachi Magic Wand.

Yeah, but can you think of anything else that can get to the first orgasm in 30 seconds or less?

Other toys are fun and all, but Hitachi's Magic Wand is the WMD of sex toys.

Indeed. I like my orgasms to be quick and efficient. Get in, get out. In fact, while "taking out my contacts" before bed, I manage to bang out about 3 of them before anyone thinks I've been in there too long.

How YOU doin'?