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2012-01-12 09:17:07 AM
We better kill the whales, they are endangering sharks. I hear they make good lamps.
 
2012-01-12 09:18:45 AM
She's really liberal though so this is forgivable.
 
2012-01-12 09:19:09 AM
Bad pie. Bad pie.
 
2012-01-12 09:20:24 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-12 09:20:57 AM
"I don't really like the beach. I hate sharks, and the water's all whale sperm. That's why the ocean's salty."

-- Noted oceanographer and marine biologist Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi
 
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2012-01-12 09:22:19 AM
I couldn't wait to click that link and certainly wasn't disappointed. good zinger, subby.
 
2012-01-12 09:23:16 AM
Hammerheads are really strange looking animals. They look like something not from this planet.
 
2012-01-12 09:23:20 AM
Why the outrage? It's a big ol' fish right?
 
2012-01-12 09:26:16 AM
So, like the whole issue of her being against guns except when it's her security protecting her children, it's a case of it being wrong when someone other than her does it?

She is Oprah's prodigy after all...
 
2012-01-12 09:27:14 AM
Try that argument on her show... "We fish - chill people."

I'm sure that would be an acceptable answer. Hypocrite.
 
2012-01-12 09:30:22 AM
Jake Havechek: "I don't really like the beach. I hate sharks, and the water's all whale sperm. That's why the ocean's salty."

-- Noted oceanographer and marine biologist Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi


A book commits suicide every time you watch Jersey Shore.
 
2012-01-12 09:30:34 AM
O'Donnell responded: "we were not going after any species in particular - u catch what u catch - and it wasnt endangered til 11 days ago."

Oh go f*ck yourself you shrill, psychotic hypocrite.
 
2012-01-12 09:31:51 AM
Carlip: We better kill the whales, they are endangering sharks. I hear they make good lamps.

Not really. They can't get the fiddly little wires into position.
I'd never buy a whale lamp for fear of electrocution
 
2012-01-12 09:32:34 AM
A long long time ago, she was an amusing stand up comedian, but she has a tendency to start raising her voice and yelling like a lady trucker when anybody expresses opposition to whatever point she's trying to make.

I think she's a fat, stupid, coont, but that's just my opinion, man.
 
2012-01-12 09:34:06 AM
ranak

She is Oprah's prodigy after all...

Are you retarded?
 
2012-01-12 09:34:07 AM
Should have mentioned that it included a pic of the horrible beast. And of a hammerhead too.

/so witty in the AM
 
2012-01-12 09:34:30 AM
I'm going to have to assume her children are adopted.

/shivers
 
2012-01-12 09:34:51 AM
Jesus, look at the maniacal look on all their faces as they stare at the dead shark.
 
2012-01-12 09:35:07 AM
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I don't care that she's not actually a whale. Let's just do it anyway.
 
2012-01-12 09:36:32 AM
squeez cheez: Should have mentioned that it included a pic of the horrible beast. And of a hammerhead too.

/so witty in the AM


Here's some eye bleach for you.

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I may have done that wrong.
 
2012-01-12 09:36:45 AM
I want to enter into a domestic partnership with this headline.
 
2012-01-12 09:36:58 AM
Oprah is a phony baloney too, but at least she's not a raging psycho ham-beast like Rosie.
 
2012-01-12 09:38:29 AM
Not really understanding the Rosie hate coming from a bunch of unsuccessful bottom dwellers. Several years ago she starred in Riding the Bus with My Sister, and quite nearly won an academy award for her portrayal of a mentally handicapped woman. I own several copies of the movie in various formats, but no matter if I watch it on VHS, DVD, or BluRay, I cannot help but get teary. I had to stop listening to the audio book on the bus ride to work because people thought I was in some constant depression. If you have an opportunity - nay, the privilege - of witnessing Ms. O'Donnell going full retard, then you simply must not pass it up.

Riding the Bus with My Sister Clip
 
2012-01-12 09:41:01 AM
I don't get all the hate for her. There's the usual she's a fat girl hate that fark has - but the Rosie hate seems to go well beyond.
 
2012-01-12 09:44:45 AM
What a sloppy whore.
 
2012-01-12 09:46:23 AM
Bacon is Meat Candy: I don't get all the hate for her. There's the usual she's a fat girl hate that fark has - but the Rosie hate seems to go well beyond.

She's a fat lesbian. We can't fap to that.
 
2012-01-12 09:48:11 AM
Well, she's got a point.

Can a big sport fisherman help me out, do you use different bait for Hammerheads due to the type of feeder/head shape than you would for one of the eight sharks that are significantly more common in the same waters?
 
2012-01-12 09:50:07 AM
exatron: Bacon is Meat Candy: I don't get all the hate for her. There's the usual she's a fat girl hate that fark has - but the Rosie hate seems to go well beyond.

She's a fat lesbian. We can't fap to that.


To the last I grapple with thy nude pics; from hell's heart I fap at thee; for hate's sake I spurt my last semen at thee.
 
2012-01-12 09:50:11 AM
spentmiles: Riding the Bus with My Sister Clip

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2012-01-12 09:50:40 AM
Jake Havechek: A long long time ago, she was an amusing stand up comedian, but she has a tendency to start raising her voice and yelling like a lady trucker when anybody expresses opposition to whatever point she's trying to make.

I think she's a fat, stupid, coont, but that's just my opinion, man.


I can't even begin to imagine the amount of rage and hatred those kids are exposed to every day.
 
2012-01-12 09:51:04 AM
spentmiles: Not really understanding the Rosie hate coming from a bunch of unsuccessful bottom dwellers. Several years ago she starred in Riding the Bus with My Sister, and quite nearly won an academy award for her portrayal of a mentally handicapped woman. I own several copies of the movie in various formats, but no matter if I watch it on VHS, DVD, or BluRay, I cannot help but get teary. I had to stop listening to the audio book on the bus ride to work because people thought I was in some constant depression. If you have an opportunity - nay, the privilege - of witnessing Ms. O'Donnell going full retard, then you simply must not pass it up.

Riding the Bus with My Sister Clip


Since she did a good job pretending a few years ago, she can be as loud, vapid, hypoctitical, and behave however she wants?
 
2012-01-12 09:51:21 AM
spentmiles: Not really understanding the Rosie hate coming from a bunch of unsuccessful bottom dwellers. Several years ago she starred in Riding the Bus with My Sister, and quite nearly won an academy award for her portrayal of a mentally handicapped woman. I own several copies of the movie in various formats, but no matter if I watch it on VHS, DVD, or BluRay, I cannot help but get teary. I had to stop listening to the audio book on the bus ride to work because people thought I was in some constant depression. If you have an opportunity - nay, the privilege - of witnessing Ms. O'Donnell going full retard, then you simply must not pass it up.

Riding the Bus with My Sister Clip


*snerk*
 
2012-01-12 09:52:11 AM
I don't get all the hate for her. There's the usual she's a fat girl hate that fark has - but the Rosie hate seems to go well beyond.

I honestly didn't have much of a problem with her, until I saw this. Fishing for sharks I can kind of get on board with, but only from a catch-and-release perspective. There's absolutely NO reason to kill a shark these days, especially a hammerhead. Their populations have crashed, they don't taste very good, and you can get a fiberglass model made of your catch more easily than you can a real skin-mount, using just a photo and approximate dimensions.

Given the liberalness she displays most of the time, I honestly can't see her justification for doing something so exceptionally redneck as this. Suddenly I am very much in agreement with the oft-applied hypocrite tag.
 
2012-01-12 09:52:56 AM
exatron: Bacon is Meat Candy: I don't get all the hate for her. There's the usual she's a fat girl hate that fark has - but the Rosie hate seems to go well beyond.

She's a fat lesbian. We can't fap to that.


Challenge accepted.


On a serious note, it's more because of her hypocrisy. The Tom Selleck incident on her show is a perfect example: She goes on about how gun owners should be thrown in jail, yet at the same time she hires armed guards to protect her and her family. Pure, unadulterated hypocrisy.
 
2012-01-12 09:53:48 AM
Mr Guy: Well, she's got a point.

Can a big sport fisherman help me out, do you use different bait for Hammerheads due to the type of feeder/head shape than you would for one of the eight sharks that are significantly more common in the same waters?



Well, they could do the novel approach of cutting the line if its a hammerhead. They don't have to land it and kill it.
 
2012-01-12 09:53:59 AM
"Perhaps there is a better bait source than an endangered animal?" tweeted another. "Also that captain has a terrible reputation for slaughtering sharks."

So he's not very good at killing sharks? What's wrong with that?

Hammerhead sharks are considered overfished around the globe, being highly sought after to serve the ravenous demand in China for shark fin soup. Florida banned the catch of three species of hammerhead, although the ban took effect only on Jan. 1, long after O'Donnell's excursions.


Much as I dislike Rosie you really can't blame her for breaking a law that was enacted after the fact.

Yeah she's a terrible person, but not for this reason.
 
2012-01-12 09:56:15 AM
Mr Guy: Well, she's got a point.

Can a big sport fisherman help me out, do you use different bait for Hammerheads due to the type of feeder/head shape than you would for one of the eight sharks that are significantly more common in the same waters?


Umm... no. Hammerheads eat essentially the same thing any other pelagic predator eats.
 
2012-01-12 10:00:22 AM
Interesting since I just finished reading Demon Fish: Travels Through the Hidden World of Sharks (new window) where Rosie's desire to hunt sharks is specifically mentioned.

It's a great book.
 
2012-01-12 10:00:37 AM
First Queequeg and now this.

/Is it true that the camera adds ugly and annoying fattie to people?
 
2012-01-12 10:00:44 AM
the ravenous demand in China for shark fin soup

Gee, that's a shock. Why is it always animals that are threatened need to be usedd in China or Japan as delicacies or to get their little rice dicks hard?
 
2012-01-12 10:02:04 AM
Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.

/Love Moby Dick.
//Call me Ishmael.
 
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2012-01-12 10:02:10 AM
watson.t.hamster: Much as I dislike Rosie you really can't blame her for breaking a law that was enacted after the fact.

Those animals are endangered and so it will be illegal to kill them soon? QUICKLY!! Lets kill some now, while they are so endangered that a law has been passed to protect them, but before I can be held legally responsible for my actions!
 
2012-01-12 10:02:13 AM
Mugato: squeez cheez: Should have mentioned that it included a pic of the horrible beast. And of a hammerhead too.

/so witty in the AM

Here's some eye bleach for you.

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I may have done that wrong.


Oh, fapfapfap...
 
2012-01-12 10:05:45 AM
karmaceutical: Mr Guy: Well, she's got a point.

Can a big sport fisherman help me out, do you use different bait for Hammerheads due to the type of feeder/head shape than you would for one of the eight sharks that are significantly more common in the same waters?

Umm... no. Hammerheads eat essentially the same thing any other pelagic predator eats.


I should correct that... Hammerheads aren't specifically a pelagic fish.
 
2012-01-12 10:09:35 AM
She better not tweet that African Lion hunt....
 
2012-01-12 10:11:10 AM
ranak: So, like the whole issue of her being against guns except when it's her security protecting her children, it's a case of it being wrong when someone other than her does it?

She is Oprah's prodigy after all...


Well I think "One of Oprah's moons" would be more accurate.
 
2012-01-12 10:12:05 AM
michaelgvh: Try that argument on her show... "We fish - chill people."

I'm sure that would be an acceptable answer. Hypocrite.


Hypocrisy is picking animals at random to defend. Would a catfish be okay? And do these critics eat at McDonald's?

There seems to be a recent push for more animal cruelty punishments, and when i see how picky some people are it really confounds me. Animals in feed lots have a miserable existence their entire freaking lives, and yet no one but PETA seems to get that. Animals that are hunted or fished, on the other hand, at least have a good life up to the point they get murdered.

Theres lots of great reasons to criticize Rosie odonell. This ain't really one of them.
 
2012-01-12 10:14:16 AM
Nishu: michaelgvh: Try that argument on her show... "We fish - chill people."

I'm sure that would be an acceptable answer. Hypocrite.

Hypocrisy is picking animals at random to defend. Would a catfish be okay? And do these critics eat at McDonald's?

There seems to be a recent push for more animal cruelty punishments, and when i see how picky some people are it really confounds me. Animals in feed lots have a miserable existence their entire freaking lives, and yet no one but PETA seems to get that. Animals that are hunted or fished, on the other hand, at least have a good life up to the point they get murdered.

Theres lots of great reasons to criticize Rosie odonell. This ain't really one of them.


Think of it this way:

"what's that, daddy?"

"that's a Hammerhead Shark, they are extinct, they don't exist anymore"
 
2012-01-12 10:20:02 AM
Loud, hypocritical, fat, killer of endangered animals.

Liberal.
 
2012-01-12 10:20:19 AM
Nishu: michaelgvh: Try that argument on her show... "We fish - chill people."

I'm sure that would be an acceptable answer. Hypocrite.

Hypocrisy is picking animals at random to defend. Would a catfish be okay? And do these critics eat at McDonald's?

There seems to be a recent push for more animal cruelty punishments, and when i see how picky some people are it really confounds me. Animals in feed lots have a miserable existence their entire freaking lives, and yet no one but PETA seems to get that. Animals that are hunted or fished, on the other hand, at least have a good life up to the point they get murdered.

Theres lots of great reasons to criticize Rosie odonell. This ain't really one of them.


I always get a chuckle when there's activists that go after things that - if eliminated - would have such a marginal impact that it wouldn't even show up as statistically significant.
 
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