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By the way, has anybody seen Ichabod?
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elvisaintdead
2012-01-12 01:09:41 PM
FTA: It is understood the body had been there for about six months and that it may have been recently disturbed by animals.
I'll say.
rudemix
2012-01-12 02:24:13 PM
I saw him on a double feature with Mr. Toad. He had a voice that was like spun gold, and suprisingly Bing Crosby-esque.
StaceyNC
2012-01-12 02:26:29 PM
An Avon and Somerset Police spokesman said the death did not appear to be suspicious
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-12 02:26:44 PM
Someone is after the prize.
Chinchillazilla
2012-01-12 02:26:51 PM
Well, if you have to be beheaded, I guess a hospital is a good place for it.
Im In Love With Americans
2012-01-12 02:26:51 PM
"An Avon and Somerset Police spokesman said the death did not appear to be suspicious..."
Really?
hdhale
2012-01-12 02:27:10 PM
"A post-mortem examination is due to take place in the next few days to try to find the cause of death," he added.
I'm no CSI, but off-hand, lack of a head?
Chinchillazilla
2012-01-12 02:27:46 PM
StaceyNC
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An Avon and Somerset Police spokesman said the death did not appear to be suspicious
Dude dies on grounds, rots. Animals come along. Head gets pulled off.
ashinmytomatoes
2012-01-12 02:27:47 PM
A body in Bristol? Does the one on the left have something to do with it?
/Very, very hot
MmmBadEggs
2012-01-12 02:28:31 PM
Im In Love With Americans>:
"An Avon and Somerset Police spokesman said the death did not appear to be suspicious..."
How the fu*k could that possibly be true!?
MmmBadEggs
2012-01-12 02:29:25 PM
Chinchillazilla:
Dude dies on grounds, rots. Animals come along. Head gets pulled off.
Okay that makes some sense...
Patertot
2012-01-12 02:29:51 PM
Evil Mackerel
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Someone is after the prize.
Beat me to it. Came to say "there can be only one!"
HailRobonia
2012-01-12 02:31:47 PM
earthwirm
2012-01-12 02:32:03 PM
que.guero
2012-01-12 02:32:17 PM
Was it Leon Kennedy?
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-01-12 02:32:22 PM
hdhale
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"A post-mortem examination is due to take place in the next few days to try to find the cause of death," he added.
I'm no CSI, but off-hand, lack of a head?
Hey! Leave that kind of thing to the professionals!
/I'm not saying it was aliens...but it was aliens.
elvisaintdead
2012-01-12 02:33:00 PM
hdhale
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"A post-mortem examination is due to take place in the next few days to try to find the cause of death," he added.
I'm no CSI, but off-hand, lack of a head?
Maybe heart failure?
palelizard
2012-01-12 02:33:33 PM
I know his name...
lack of warmth
2012-01-12 02:34:22 PM
No detective we haven't had any patients gone missing in the past 6 months. Sound of shredder in the background.
Thain
2012-01-12 02:35:06 PM
Thomas Percy was looking for a loaner
AngryJailhouseFistfark
2012-01-12 02:35:57 PM
Patertot
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Evil Mackerel: Someone is after the prize.
Beat me to it. Came to say "there can be only one!"
Whenever I see these stories I always hear the female news caster saying, "It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor next to his own severed head. The head, which at this time, has no name."
Then the Kurgan snarls, "I know his name..."
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-12 02:38:07 PM
AngryJailhouseFistfark
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Patertot: Evil Mackerel: Someone is after the prize.
Beat me to it. Came to say "there can be only one!"
Whenever I see these stories I always hear the female news caster saying, "It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor next to his own severed head. The head, which at this time, has no name."
Then the Kurgan snarls, "I know his name..."
My head, stay out of it.
misterfweem
2012-01-12 02:40:12 PM
rudemix
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I saw him on a double feature with Mr. Toad. He had a voice that was like spun gold, and suprisingly Bing Crosby-esque.
. . .lean and lanky, skin and bone, debonair and devil-may-care. He's the new school-master, what's his name? Ichabod. Ichabod Crane . . .
gadian
2012-01-12 02:41:47 PM
Headless bodies laying around? Not unusual in these parts.
lack of warmth
2012-01-12 02:43:02 PM
ashinmytomatoes
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A body in Bristol? Does the one on the left have something to do with it?
[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]
/Very, very hot
The one on the left my kill in a fit of rage, however I would say the one on the right is more likely to decapitate you.
/June Cleaver is one scary gal
Arkanaut
2012-01-12 02:44:04 PM
I would think the bigger question is whether anyone's seen Ichahead.
Sticky Hands
2012-01-12 02:44:43 PM
StaceyNC
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An Avon and Somerset Police spokesman said the death did not appear to be suspicious
MmmBadEggs
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Im In Love With Americans>: "An Avon and Somerset Police spokesman said the death did not appear to be suspicious..."
How the fu*k could that possibly be true!?
Translation: "99.9998% chance it was murder, and the only suspect is very very rich".
lookylou
2012-01-12 02:46:48 PM
Dirk Gently is on the case!
rudemix
2012-01-12 02:48:08 PM
misterfweem
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rudemix: I saw him on a double feature with Mr. Toad. He had a voice that was like spun gold, and suprisingly Bing Crosby-esque.
. . .lean and lanky, skin and bone, debonair and devil-may-care. He's the new school-master, what's his name? Ichabod. Ichabod Crane . . .
The song was merely stuck in my head before. It has now been welded to my frontal lobe and will remain there til a minimum of five hours continuous sleep reboots my mind.
Chinchillazilla
2012-01-12 02:51:37 PM
He probably died from eating all that salt.
blatz514
2012-01-12 02:54:44 PM
"The hospital,
in
Marmalade Lane"
In? YUM!
Allen. The end.
2012-01-12 02:55:27 PM
Recently, I have been misquoted as saying that I called for the beheading of all white women...
vitalogygirl
2012-01-12 02:57:57 PM
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-01-12 02:58:05 PM
Allen. The end.
:
Recently, I have been misquoted as saying that I called for the beheading of all white women...
Wooo wooo wooo. Look at Mr. Bigshot Alien here. Several million aliens living on this planet but of course I'm talking about you. What? You don't put your pants on one tentacle at a time?
EleventyOne
2012-01-12 03:00:33 PM
I had a great uncle Ichobod...
after 6 months unburied i'm surprised there is anything left but scattered bones and tufts of hair.
ragsthetiger
2012-01-12 03:02:15 PM
rudemix:
I saw him on a double feature with Mr. Toad. He had a voice that was like spun gold, and suprisingly Bing Crosby-esque.
A Halloween perennial at my house -- the chase scene is brilliant animation, and pretty darn scary when I was eight.
/we also watch "Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein" every year
Digitalstrange
2012-01-12 03:04:20 PM
OK no one else immediately went to Bones here?
I think this will be on the next season
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-01-12 03:05:11 PM
ragsthetiger
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rudemix: I saw him on a double feature with Mr. Toad. He had a voice that was like spun gold, and suprisingly Bing Crosby-esque.
A Halloween perennial at my house -- the chase scene is brilliant animation, and pretty darn scary when I was eight.
/we also watch "Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein" every year
Terrifying for me was the Light Bulb Monster on Johnny Quest. The one where it's screaming underneath the lightbulb. I didn't walk into a dark room for years. But I developed okay.
Salmon
2012-01-12 03:12:08 PM
Chinchillazilla
2012-01-12 03:12:13 PM
TheShavingofOccam123
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ragsthetiger: rudemix: I saw him on a double feature with Mr. Toad. He had a voice that was like spun gold, and suprisingly Bing Crosby-esque.
A Halloween perennial at my house -- the chase scene is brilliant animation, and pretty darn scary when I was eight.
/we also watch "Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein" every year
Terrifying for me was the Light Bulb Monster on Johnny Quest. The one where it's screaming underneath the lightbulb. I didn't walk into a dark room for years. But I developed okay.
The scene from Casper the Friendly Ghost where the guy looks in the mirror and instead of his reflection he sees a skeleton.
MBooda
2012-01-12 03:12:57 PM
Well, at least they didn't find a bristol-less body on the grounds of Head hospital...
Dinobot
2012-01-12 03:13:00 PM
photo of the suspect
twfeline
2012-01-12 03:32:40 PM
Chinchillazilla
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Dude dies on grounds, rots. Animals come along. Head gets pulled off.
What animal goes for long-dead meat? Badgers, maybe. They certainly have the strength to dig up a shallow grave, detatch and drag a head around.
jafiwam
2012-01-12 03:43:27 PM
Allen. The end.
2012-01-12 03:47:52 PM
TheShavingofOccam123
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Wooo wooo wooo. Look at Mr. Bigshot Alien here. Several million aliens living on this planet but of course I'm talking about you. What? You don't put your pants on one tentacle at a time?
Is that Mr. Show or MST3K?
/keep 'em comin', Gleep-Glop.
brantgoose
2012-01-12 03:58:32 PM
twfeline
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Chinchillazilla: Dude dies on grounds, rots. Animals come along. Head gets pulled off.
What animal goes for long-dead meat? Badgers, maybe. They certainly have the strength to dig up a shallow grave, detatch and drag a head around.
Predators and scavengers often like their meat quite ripe. Spoiled doesn't necessarily mean toxic or hard to digest, and dogs, for example, don't have much in the way of taste. That's why dogs will bury bones and other food for later consumption. Also, they will eat their own vomit and faeces. You may have noticed that dogs will eat cat faeces. This allows animals to deal with hard to digest foods even though they don't have long multiple stomach digestive tracks like cows do to deal with cellulose. They'll also roll in dead bodies--it seems to serve as a way of destroying ticks and fleas.
Dogs are common scavengers in urban areas, along with foxes, coyotes, cats, racoons, rats, crows, etc.
There are many small scavengers such as rats, mice, ants, etc., that would also disturb a ripe carcass.
Many cases of cattle mutilation involve the failure to recognize the characteristics of scavenging. Birds will peck out eyes and snip off other soft bits. Rats and mice can produce nearly surgical precision when chewing off genitals, etc. Rats and mice will enter a carcass through the anus or the mouth to eat soft internal organs--the hide is very hard for some animals to cut, so they concentrate on vulnerable bits such as udders, etc.
Insects will finish off bits that larger animals can't tackle, such as the hide, which is rich in molecules which insects can use.
Many animals, including some herbivores, will gnaw bones for the calcium and other mineral content. In a wooded area, the acidic soil will dissolve anything that predators and scavengers don't eat. This is why you almost never find bones or antlers or such things in the woods despite the large number of animals that live and die there. It's also the reason why human and primate remains are rare in much of Africa, etc. They just don't go un-recycled long enough to fossilize.
When a carcass decays, the feet, hands and heads often separate from the torso because limbs have vulnerable points (the wrist, the ankle, the neck) with fragile bones and thinner flesh and skin.
That's why shoes with feet in them keep washing up on the beaches of British Columbia--the feet easily become detached from the body and float differently in currents, so they are sorted out and dumped in certain areas more frequently than a random distribution would predict.
Gelatinous
2012-01-12 03:58:36 PM
(But where's Bill?)
SmackLT
2012-01-12 04:17:23 PM
AngryJailhouseFistfark
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Patertot: Evil Mackerel: Someone is after the prize.
Beat me to it. Came to say "there can be only one!"
Whenever I see these stories I always hear the female news caster saying, "It also left a man's decapitated body lying on the floor next to his own severed head. The head, which at this time, has no name."
Then the Kurgan snarls, "I know his name..."
I know his name
cynicalbastard
2012-01-12 04:19:21 PM
They should cremate the remains. Because it's better to burn out than it is to fade away.
namegoeshere
2012-01-12 04:37:28 PM
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow was second only to The Erlking in things that terrified me beyond reason as a child.
My parents had a recording of The Erlking narrated by Vincent Price. For some reason it was played frequently in my house, especially around Halloween. **shiver**
Sleep tight.
(pops.
sadly not VP
)
/hold me
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