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Remember that study that showed red wine was good for you? Yeah, turns out the 'researcher' made it all up. Besides, everyone knows hard liquor is the key to healthy living
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Sid_6.7
2012-01-12 07:27:00 AM
From TFA:
According to a report from the Associated Press (AP), Dr Nir Barzilai, whose team conducts resveratrol research at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine in New York, says Das is not a major player in the field.
Barzilai told AP lots of labs around the world are conducting extensive research into resveratrol, with encouraging results, and the new allegation will not make a material difference.
PainInTheASP
2012-01-12 09:19:13 AM
And remember, if it's not Scottish...
IT'S CRAP!
DarnoKonrad
2012-01-12 09:20:29 AM
So what you're saying is it causes autism?
ginandbacon
2012-01-12 09:28:31 AM
"He expressed gratitude to the individual who "chose to do the right thing" and alert the university authorities about the irregularities. . . .Austin said while the university authorities are "deeply disappointed by the flagrant disregard" for the university's code of conduct, they are "pleased the oversight systems in place were effective and worked as intended'"
How is having a whistleblower evidence of effective oversight?
Sybarite
2012-01-12 09:42:12 AM
Look, I just want researchers to justify my bad habits then shut up.
dahmers love zombie
2012-01-12 09:47:20 AM
Well, there's always candy. I hear it's dandy.
miss diminutive
2012-01-12 09:52:47 AM
So my weekly red wine colonics are not benefiting me at all? Thanks for nothing, science.
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-12 09:57:18 AM
shut your whore mouth!
unlikely
2012-01-12 10:21:55 AM
Don't panic. All they're saying is that ONE ASPECT of how it's good for you isn't actually a factor, good or bad.
It is still good for you in many other ways.
Like it sits there at the end of your work day telling you "I am here waiting for you... but if you punch that dipshiat in marketing who keeps calling you for help with his powerpoint presentation you will get sent to jail and I won't be waiting for you any more."
For example.
RexTalionis
2012-01-12 10:28:42 AM
miss diminutive
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So my weekly red wine colonics are not benefiting me at all? Thanks for nothing, science.
There's an image.
Diogenes
2012-01-12 10:37:18 AM
I drink alot of red wine and my cholesterol levels are fantastic.
My triglycerides are through the roof and my liver is dying, but hey, I can still eat lots of cheese!
Jubeebee
2012-01-12 11:01:22 AM
PainInTheASP
:
And remember, if it's not Scottish...
[i218.photobucket.com image 300x300]
IT'S CRAP!
Are you one of those ignorant people who thinks all American beer is crap too?
Man On A Mission
2012-01-12 11:13:47 AM
Jubeebee
:
Are you one of those ignorant people who thinks all American beer is crap too?
Well, truth be told, it is.
DanZero
2012-01-12 11:18:53 AM
It works for the Fark admin!
PainInTheASP
2012-01-12 11:20:52 AM
Jubeebee
:
PainInTheASP: And remember, if it's not Scottish...
[i218.photobucket.com image 300x300]
IT'S CRAP!
Are you one of those ignorant people who thinks all American beer is crap too?
Only when I can turn it into an unfunny SNL or Monty Python quote ("drinking american beer is like making love in a canoe--it's farking close to water! Amirite, Bruce?")...but I do enjoy the scotch.
Jubeebee
2012-01-12 11:57:51 AM
Man On A Mission
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Well, truth be told, it is.
Yeah, that's why only 7 out of the top 10 rated beers on
Beer Advocate
are brewed in the States.
PainInTheASP
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Only when I can turn it into an unfunny SNL or Monty Python quote ("drinking american beer is like making love in a canoe--it's farking close to water! Amirite, Bruce?")...but I do enjoy the scotch.
Nothing wrong with enjoying scotch. I like scotch too. But it's ignorant to claim that every whisk(e)y that isn't scotch is crap. There are a lot of high quality bourbons, Irish whiskey, and even Japanese whiskey out there. Dismissing them based on their country of origin seems incredibly limiting in your boozing adventures.
whidbey
2012-01-12 12:56:46 PM
a 60,000-page report
That's just wrong. Nothing should be that lengthy.
CygnusDarius
2012-01-12 12:57:00 PM
unlikely
:
Don't panic. All they're saying is that ONE ASPECT of how it's good for you isn't actually a factor, good or bad.
It is still good for you in many other ways.
Like it sits there at the end of your work day telling you "I am here waiting for you... but if you punch that dipshiat in marketing who keeps calling you for help with his powerpoint presentation you will get sent to jail and I won't be waiting for you any more."
For example.
Very good example.
deadcrickets
2012-01-12 12:57:19 PM
One study a proof does not make. I've stated that over and over for years. Keep that in mind when you greenlight another pot article.
IKanHazaBukkit
2012-01-12 12:58:30 PM
PainInTheASP
:
And remember, if it's not Scottish...
[i218.photobucket.com image 300x300]
IT'S CRAP!
I'd agree except you used Balvenie 12yr which isn't particularly good at all.
Something more like:
or even
netcentric
2012-01-12 12:58:51 PM
Well the the 'Jaegermeister causes anal leakage' might be totally made up too....
Hawnkee
2012-01-12 12:59:29 PM
dahmers love zombie
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Well, there's always candy. I hear it's dandy.
But then there's liquor. It's much quicker.
Gordian Cipher
2012-01-12 01:01:20 PM
ginandbacon
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"He expressed gratitude to the individual who "chose to do the right thing" and alert the university authorities about the irregularities. . . .Austin said while the university authorities are "deeply disappointed by the flagrant disregard" for the university's code of conduct, they are "pleased the oversight systems in place were effective and worked as intended'"
How is having a whistleblower evidence of effective oversight?
Quiet, you! They're congratulating themselves for the work of someone else and don't want to be interrupted.
TheBitterest
2012-01-12 01:01:33 PM
PainInTheASP
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And remember, if it's not Scottish...
[The Balvenie Double Wood]
IT'S CRAP!
Holy carp, I was just given this as a gift. It's terrific.
FarkinHostile
2012-01-12 01:03:24 PM
I don't drink red wine because it's good for me, I drink red wine because it's delicious.
/and to get drunk
//and biatches.
///biatches love red wine
Gordian Cipher
2012-01-12 01:05:25 PM
Man On A Mission
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Jubeebee: Are you one of those ignorant people who thinks all American beer is crap too?
Well, truth be told, it is.
That's like saying all Dutch beer is crap, because all you've ever had is Heineken and Amstel.
/there are more beers in the US than dreamed of in Anheuser's philosophy...
Sybarite
2012-01-12 01:05:46 PM
whidbey
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a 60,000-page report
That's just wrong. Nothing should be that lengthy.
That's not what your mom said.
WellBelowAverage
2012-01-12 01:07:41 PM
Who needs a research study?
kbotc
2012-01-12 01:07:51 PM
IKanHazaBukkit
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PainInTheASP: And remember, if it's not Scottish...
[i218.photobucket.com image 300x300]
IT'S CRAP!
I'd agree except you used Balvenie 12yr which isn't particularly good at all.
Something more like:
[www.forpeatsake.com image 200x300]
or even
[www.auchentoshan.com image 327x772]
The signature 12 isn't good, but I'd take the double wood over lots of other scotches.
funk_soul_bubby
2012-01-12 01:08:42 PM
kbotc
2012-01-12 01:10:47 PM
FarkinHostile
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I don't drink red wine because it's good for me, I drink red wine because it's delicious.
/and to get drunk
//and biatches.
///biatches love red wine
Wait, what? Red wine = man wine.
White wine is wine for those who lack testicular fortitude.
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-12 01:11:09 PM
Scientist: Sex is good for u. So remember to have sex.
Alcohol works
. Red wine's MY favorite.
Red wine is good for u
praxis44241
2012-01-12 01:11:59 PM
Masturbating to Scarlett Johansson is still good for arthritis, right???
Doc Daneeka
2012-01-12 01:12:30 PM
ginandbacon
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"He expressed gratitude to the individual who "chose to do the right thing" and alert the university authorities about the irregularities.
Read as: disgruntled grad student
probesport
2012-01-12 01:12:35 PM
Das boot?
WarszawaScream
2012-01-12 01:12:45 PM
WellBelowAverage
:
[my real job is getting drunk]
Who needs a research study?
... they... they made a magazine for me?
DaJesus
2012-01-12 01:13:34 PM
FTFA:
"the investigation has led them to inform 11 scientific journals that had published studies conducted by Dr Dipak K. Das"
So 11 peer reviewed journals published these results? Isn't the point of peer-reviewing to weed out stuff like this?
AlgaeRancher
2012-01-12 01:14:09 PM
Researcher fakes facts to publish quickly
/maybe he should have been a journalist
Doc Daneeka
2012-01-12 01:18:47 PM
DaJesus
:
FTFA:"the investigation has led them to inform 11 scientific journals that had published studies conducted by Dr Dipak K. Das"
So 11 peer reviewed journals published these results? Isn't the point of peer-reviewing to weed out stuff like this?
Peer reviewers have a few weeks to read the manuscript and submit their critiques. It's not like they try to replicate the all the experiments described during that time.
It's not necessarily easy to spot falsified results. If there are no obvious logical inconsistencies, and the findings don't blatantly contradict previously published findings, then how could you tell? the answer is, probably you can't, until the day that somebody
does
try to reproduce those results for whatever reason, and finds out that they can't.
Crazy Talk Al
2012-01-12 01:18:56 PM
I blame the Red Wine Lobby!
... there are red wine lobbyists, right?
WellBelowAverage
2012-01-12 01:25:18 PM
WarszawaScream
:
WellBelowAverage: [my real job is getting drunk]
Who needs a research study?
... they... they made a magazine for me?
Yes,
yes they did.
(new window)
jjorsett
2012-01-12 01:25:37 PM
ginandbacon
:
"He expressed gratitude to the individual who "chose to do the right thing" and alert the university authorities about the irregularities. . . .Austin said while the university authorities are "deeply disappointed by the flagrant disregard" for the university's code of conduct, they are "pleased the oversight systems in place were effective and worked as intended'"
How is having a whistleblower evidence of effective oversight?
The same way in which
"the system worked"
(new window) when a bomber got through and had to be subdued by his fellow airline passengers.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-12 01:25:46 PM
miss diminutive
:
So my weekly red wine colonics are not benefiting me at all? Thanks for nothing, science.
Aside from the buzz, no, not really.
bowtiesheep
2012-01-12 01:25:48 PM
just going to leave this here
Gordian Cipher
2012-01-12 01:29:32 PM
DaJesus
:
FTFA:"the investigation has led them to inform 11 scientific journals that had published studies conducted by Dr Dipak K. Das"
So 11 peer reviewed journals published these results? Isn't the point of peer-reviewing to weed out stuff like this?
Peer-reviewing is not a border checkpoint. It's not designed to weed out intentional fraud. Mostly, it's designed to ensure that any honest mistakes, misconceptions, or omissions can be corrected before publishing, and/or to generate a discussion of the findings that will lead to further research.
It's still important to have another team replicate the results. If they can't, then we can start to look closer at the original findings, and figure out why they couldn't be replicated. That's when fraud is usually detected.
I really wish the media focused more on the result replication aspect of research than the peer-reviewed aspect.
DadaPiet
2012-01-12 01:35:17 PM
DaJesus
:
FTFA:"the investigation has led them to inform 11 scientific journals that had published studies conducted by Dr Dipak K. Das"
So 11 peer reviewed journals published these results? Isn't the point of peer-reviewing to weed out stuff like this?
It said "published studies" not "published this study."
FarkinHostile
2012-01-12 01:36:27 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
:
miss diminutive: So my weekly red wine colonics are not benefiting me at all? Thanks for nothing, science.
Aside from the buzz, no, not really.
Three words:
Merlot flavored bumhole.
patrick767
2012-01-12 01:37:54 PM
Once again I'm reminded that the best way to a Fark green light is to post a totally inaccurate headline.
other_white_meat
2012-01-12 01:39:35 PM
I'm going to go and do my own research.
Besides, if you only drink red wine because some science weenie said it was good for you, you probably also eat tofu, and thus you're a girly man. So STFU.
/never said it was actually BAD for you
ronaprhys
2012-01-12 01:39:41 PM
Southern Comfort, Amaretto, Sloe Gin, and OJ.
Anything else makes you a liberal.
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