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(WRCB-TV) Obvious Protip: When planning a car-jacking, be sure to pick a car with a full gas tank   (wrcbtv.com) divider line 10
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gopher321 [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 10:16:30 AM
Yeeeeahh...I don't think during an impulse crime like that the guy has time to check a fuel gauge.

*Lady pulls up to red light*

"Pardon me ma'am, may I lean into your car for a moment?"

"Why certainly, random stranger!"

*leans in, checks gauge*

"GET THE F*CK OUTTA THE CAR NOW!!!"

*speeds off*
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 11:15:13 AM
Also, half a pack of cigarettes.
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-01-12 11:24:26 AM
Unless you're in the middle of nowhere, this doesn't seem like it would really that much of a problem.
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-12 11:28:50 AM
Stewie Griffin : GET OUT OF THE farkING CAR! GET OUT OF THE farkING CAR RIGHT NOW, MAN!
Driver : OH, JESUS!
Stewie Griffin: GET OUT OF THE farkING CAR!
Driver: OH, MY GOD!
Stewie Griffin: DO IT! GO! DO IT OR I'LL farkING KILL YOU! GET THE fark OUT OF THE farkING CAR!
Brian Griffin: Did we just carjack someone?
Stewie Griffin: We sure did, Brian. We sure did.
 
MoronLessOff
2012-01-12 11:33:04 AM
What a car jacking might look like.
 
MadMonk
2012-01-12 11:36:13 AM
World of Coos?
 
americangame
2012-01-12 11:37:19 AM
All I'm going to say is I think he could have done better than a Honda Civic.
 
blacksharpiemarker
2012-01-12 12:09:08 PM
americangame: All I'm going to say is I think he could have done better than a Honda Civic.

This. I'm surprised he didn't lean into the car window and hand the lady $20 for her shame.
 
Lorax
2012-01-12 12:11:06 PM
My brother in law was carjacked last year in the parking lot of his apartment complex. He lived next door to a gas station and works five minutes from home, so he runs his car on fumes a good deal of the time. The little shiathead who took his car only made it four blocks before running out of gas and ditching the car. Granted, he tried to set it on fire first, but he wasn't any more successful with that.
 
myrtlepoint
2012-01-13 12:00:50 AM
this happened where i live the moron car jacked her from a gas station then drove 1 mile down the road to another gas station that the cops all hang out at
 
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