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Kutcher wants to return to 'Two and a Half Men', which is coincidentally the number of remaining viewers
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Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-12 01:29:51 PM
The show is up 20 percent in viewers over Sheen's final season, the Nielsen ratings company said, and Kutcher has also brought in a younger crowd
So more viewers is less subby? Must be that new math I've been hearing about.
El Freak
2012-01-12 01:34:04 PM
Who watches this painfully unfunny crap?
LarryDan43
2012-01-12 01:35:19 PM
El Freak
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Who watches this painfully unfunny crap?
Fans of The Big Bang theory.
groppet
2012-01-12 01:35:42 PM
El Freak
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Who watches this painfully unfunny crap?
Well it seems 20% more than the last season so thats about 50 people
Apos
2012-01-12 01:36:56 PM
El Freak
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Who watches this painfully unfunny crap?
The same viewers who regard
Whitney
as the epitome of sophisticated wit.
redmond24
2012-01-12 01:38:28 PM
I see how Fark's hipster crowd has showed up here.
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-12 01:39:35 PM
Writers were able to change the tone by making Kutcher's character a heartbroken Internet billionaire who has everything he wants except the woman he loves. Jon Cryer, who played Sheen's annoying little brother, is now Schmidt's older friend. It was all a welcome tone change, Aronsohn said.
The tone hasn't changed at all. Neither has the formula. Cryer's still poor and living with a wealthy person who he leeches off of. Kutcher is still a playboy who has a broad of the week. The kid is still stupid (although now he's grown and a pothead, great representation). The stalker is training a new stalker and the fat, sarcastic maid (only good part of the show) is still the fat, sarcastic maid.
My problem is Cryer is just as annoying to Kutcher as he was to Sheen in the show. Why doesn't Kutcher (who has a billion dollars and just gives it away at times), just give Cryer a million and tell him to STFU?
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-12 01:41:54 PM
El Freak
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Who watches this painfully unfunny crap?
My girlfriend watches it hoping it'll return to funny like the old seasons (before the kid hit puberty). After every episode she says it's terrible. I tell her she's a masochist.
Lost Thought 00
2012-01-12 01:42:07 PM
People still watch network TV? Why?
Persnickety
2012-01-12 01:43:58 PM
"Kutcher wants to return to 'Two and a Half Men', which is coincidentally the number of remaining viewers"
Kutcher is a number? Is it more than a firken?
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-12 01:49:14 PM
Lost Thought 00
:
People still watch network TV? Why?
I know! I only watch independent plays and interpretive dance at a little theatre you have never heard of. And I don't use a computer to get on the internet. I get on the only responsible way, through telegraph.
PsyLord
2012-01-12 01:50:25 PM
Never watched the show... neither pre nor post Winning.
Smelly McUgly
2012-01-12 02:04:05 PM
Lost Thought 00
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People still watch network TV? Why?
Because of Thursday night on NBC. Well, until they benched "Community" for the Whitney/Chelsea power hour.
/We still have "Parks and Rec," at least.
Burr
2012-01-12 02:10:26 PM
Smelly McUgly
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Because of Thursday night on NBC. Well, until they benched "Community" for the Whitney/Chelsea power hour.
I don't get this...
They benched community to put on 30 Rock....but then moved Whitney to Wednesday along with the new Chelsea show....so, why couldn't they have kept community, or are they putting something else on Thursday nights?
Jingle Strangle
2012-01-12 02:10:39 PM
I think it is a great idea. A mediocre talent on a mediocre show that is enjoyed for all its mediocrity by its mediocre fanbase. A great bundle of bland mediocrity to occupy your dull minds.
ShawnDoc
2012-01-12 02:10:52 PM
PsyLord
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Never watched the show... neither pre nor post Winning.
I've sat through a few episodes when visiting friends/relatives. Its essentially the Jerrry Springer of sitcoms. All the humor revolves around fart jokes and womanizing. There's nothing clever or witty about any of it, and its one of the highest rates shows on TV.
flaflaflowhigh
2012-01-12 02:15:37 PM
People are too lazy to change the channel or turn the television off after the news or NFL football. Also, remember that each viewer's vote counts just as much as yours in the election.
meyerkev
2012-01-12 02:18:25 PM
ShawnDoc
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PsyLord: Never watched the show... neither pre nor post Winning.
I've sat through a few episodes when visiting friends/relatives. Its essentially the Jerrry Springer of sitcoms. All the humor revolves around fart jokes and womanizing. There's nothing clever or witty about any of it, and its one of the highest rates shows on TV.
Some of the early seasons are great (or at least good given the premise and chemistry), but then they just ran out of ideas.
Guntram Shatterhand
2012-01-12 02:27:16 PM
So the show is so bad off they can only hype it by saying 'replacement boy wants to return...and it's gonna happen, too!'
The enthusiasm, it ebbs.....
Standard Deviant
2012-01-12 02:31:35 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses
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Lost Thought 00: People still watch network TV? Why?
I know! I only watch independent plays and interpretive dance at a little theatre you have never heard of. And I don't use a computer to get on the internet. I get on the only responsible way, through telegraph.
Funny vote.
Uncle Pooky
2012-01-12 02:34:31 PM
"Two and a Half Men" is just like this headline... not funny at all and I'm baffled as to how they got greenlighted.
Smelly McUgly
2012-01-12 02:34:33 PM
Burr
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Smelly McUgly: Because of Thursday night on NBC. Well, until they benched "Community" for the Whitney/Chelsea power hour.
I don't get this...
They benched community to put on 30 Rock....but then moved Whitney to Wednesday along with the new Chelsea show....so, why couldn't they have kept community, or are they putting something else on Thursday nights?
I was incorrect - it's "Up All Night" that is getting moved into Community's spot. I really like Christina Applegate, Will Arnett, and Maya Rudolph, but meh on that show.
Optimal_Illusion
2012-01-12 02:38:54 PM
How many Courics are in a Kutcher?
DrippinBalls
2012-01-12 02:40:21 PM
Watched two episodes. kutcher sucks. show sucks. BubBye. Good riddance.
Der Poopflinger
2012-01-12 02:42:00 PM
where's that "stop liking what I don't like" picture when you need it
SpectroBoy
2012-01-12 02:45:27 PM
Lost Thought 00
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People still watch network TV? Why?
It was a top rated show with Sheen. Now it's rating are up 20% and STILL the Hipster Doofus Brigade come out to denounce it.
It must be a tough life being SO AWESOME that literally everything in the world sucks except you and a couple of your friends.
SpectroBoy
2012-01-12 02:46:14 PM
Jingle Strangle
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I think it is a great idea. A mediocre talent on a mediocre show that is enjoyed for all its mediocrity by its mediocre fanbase. A great bundle of bland mediocrity to occupy your dull minds.
Gosh you must be awesome. I thought you didn't have a TV.
ElusiveWookiee
2012-01-12 02:55:01 PM
LarryDan43
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El Freak: Who watches this painfully unfunny crap?
Fans of The Big Bang theory.
Awww...it's funny, I still remember when BBT was the coolest thing on TV, per the Fark crowd. Around the time they moved it to Thursday (ie. it got popular), Fark turned on it.
Smelly McUgly
2012-01-12 02:56:25 PM
SpectroBoy
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Lost Thought 00: People still watch network TV? Why?
It was a top rated show with Sheen. Now it's rating are up 20% and STILL the Hipster Doofus Brigade come out to denounce it.
It must be a tough life being SO AWESOME that literally everything in the world sucks except you and a couple of your friends.
An appeal to popularity is not a sound argument.
justtray
2012-01-12 02:59:29 PM
Ah Fark. Where 2 and a Half Men sucks, but Community is the paradigm of good television.
Both shows are crap. One actually gets ratings though.
Smelly McUgly
2012-01-12 03:10:28 PM
justtray
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Ah Fark. Where 2 and a Half Men sucks, but Community is the paradigm of good television.
Both shows are crap. One actually gets ratings though.
The fact that you just compared "Community" to "Two-and-a-Half Me"n lets me know that you, um, well, did you even think about this comparison beyond "I don't like either show?"
Jonathan Hohensee
2012-01-12 03:11:11 PM
bukketmaster
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Some of these graph memes you see are farking retarded. Giving a fark on that day is a binary state; a fark can't not be given on that day and a fark of a certain number be given on that same day.
Soup4Bonnie
2012-01-12 03:12:13 PM
El Freak
:
Who watches this painfully unfunny crap?
Idiots.
Nick Spiceyweiner
2012-01-12 03:20:55 PM
LarryDan43
:
El Freak: Who watches this painfully unfunny crap?
Fans of The Big Bang theory.
ElusiveWookiee
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LarryDan43: El Freak: Who watches this painfully unfunny crap?
Fans of The Big Bang theory.
Awww...it's funny, I still remember when BBT was the coolest thing on TV, per the Fark crowd. Around the time they moved it to Thursday (ie. it got popular), Fark turned on it.
Thats what hipster d-bags do. I still watch Big Bang Theory, still pretty funny. Its no community, but come on.
Nick Spiceyweiner
2012-01-12 03:25:42 PM
Jingle Strangle
:
I think it is a great idea. A mediocre talent on a mediocre show that is enjoyed for all its mediocrity by its mediocre fanbase. A great bundle of bland mediocrity to occupy your dull minds.
Its better than reading comments by mediocre people such as yourself who think anyone actually gives a shiat about their opinion.
BioStormX
2012-01-12 03:31:22 PM
I find it funny that someone is labeling people who don't like The Big Bang Theory "Hipsters"
Really? That show is GARBAGE and I have incredibly low standards.
Thorak
2012-01-12 03:43:07 PM
Smelly McUgly
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An appeal to popularity is not a sound argument.
When you're discussing a show's value to a network, it's usually the only sound argument. Since popularity = advertising revenue.
Burr
2012-01-12 03:44:00 PM
ElusiveWookiee
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Awww...it's funny, I still remember when BBT was the coolest thing on TV, per the Fark crowd. Around the time they moved it to Thursday (ie. it got popular), Fark turned on it.
I never remember that, as a matter of fact I think Fark's consensus has been that BBT has always been "nerd-blackface"
In terms of nerd comedy, compare Community to BBT. Community has a subtlety about it, where as BBT seems to bash you over your head with a club. I don't know if that is because of the styles ("Live audience vs no audience") but it just seems that BBT is trying to hard to be "nerd chic"
The Beetlejuice reference that spanned over three seasons of community was brilliant.
Burr
2012-01-12 03:48:07 PM
Also, for those who don't know, new season of Archer starts next Thursday!
senzasord
2012-01-12 03:49:09 PM
I think I'm the only one in the world who still likes the show. Should I be ashamed?
Jingle Strangle
2012-01-12 04:00:10 PM
Nick Spiceyweiner
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Jingle Strangle: I think it is a great idea. A mediocre talent on a mediocre show that is enjoyed for all its mediocrity by its mediocre fanbase. A great bundle of bland mediocrity to occupy your dull minds.
Its better than reading comments by mediocre people such as yourself who think anyone actually gives a shiat about their opinion.
No, it really isn't. But I understand how it might appeal to simple-minded folk like yourself. 'Give them bread and circuses.'
Smelly McUgly
2012-01-12 04:00:25 PM
Thorak
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Smelly McUgly: An appeal to popularity is not a sound argument.
When you're discussing a show's value to a network, it's usually the only sound argument. Since popularity = advertising revenue.
Aha! But we are discussing quality here, unless I missed something.
Your definition of value is also narrow. "Jersey Shore" might have value to a network like A&E in a financial sense, but not an artistic one.
offmymeds
2012-01-12 04:00:41 PM
Ashton who?
Thorak
2012-01-12 04:03:13 PM
Smelly McUgly
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Aha! But we are discussing quality here, unless I missed something.
Your definition of value is also narrow. "Jersey Shore" might have value to a network like A&E in a financial sense, but not an artistic one.
You still think networks care about artistic value? That's adorable.
karnal
2012-01-12 04:03:17 PM
senzasord
I think I'm the only one in the world who still likes the show. Should I be ashamed?
Yes....yes, you should be. I thought it got cancelled after the second show.....just goes to show how
stupid
simple-minded, dim, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical and obtuse the viewing audience is.
Smelly McUgly
2012-01-12 04:03:19 PM
BioStormX
:
I find it funny that someone is labeling people who don't like The Big Bang Theory "Hipsters"
Really? That show is GARBAGE and I have incredibly low standards.
That is how someone who likes something shiatty tries to turn it back on the people criticizing what they like. It's so old that we should start making fun of people who call everyone hipsters instead of hipsters themselves.
Hell, we all enjoy shiat sometimes. Just say, "Hey, I know it's shiat, but I still enjoy it." Not everything you like has to have artistic or intellectual value. I watch professional wrestling, but I don't try to act like there is some hidden cultural value that "hipsters" don't get. It's shiat, but it entertains me. Just admit it, people.
/BBT and Two-and-a-Half Men are both utter shiat. They don't entertain me, though.
Smelly McUgly
2012-01-12 04:04:46 PM
Thorak
:
Smelly McUgly: Aha! But we are discussing quality here, unless I missed something.
Your definition of value is also narrow. "Jersey Shore" might have value to a network like A&E in a financial sense, but not an artistic one.
You still think networks care about artistic value? That's adorable.
HBO, Showtime, A&E, IFC, PBS, etc., etc.
I guess it isn't true of the broadcast networks so much, but obviously there is a consideration of artistic value on some channels that air in the U.S. I'm sure this is also true of numerous channels abroad.
mikefinch
2012-01-12 04:06:54 PM
ElusiveWookiee
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Awww...it's funny, I still remember when BBT was the coolest thing on TV, per the Fark crowd. Around the time they moved it to Thursday (ie. it got popular), Fark turned on it.
Bull -- that show
was
fresh and funny. Its not now. People don't like it maybe because the characters are static pathetic whiners who are incapable of manning up even a tiny bit. Everyone but Sheldon. Atleast you can belive that that character is socially inept. The rest revolves around everyone being puny losers that cant get dates because they are... fantastic tools. It gets tired fast. I have a hard time tuning in to watch a group of people work through their problems that they caused by being to pussy to deal with their problems. The characters just start looking more and more like assholes that quirky losers.
I want to mention some of those shows like the whitney one or chelsea handlers abortion of a show... They are not funny. That show "up all night" blew aswell. They just are not funny.
They arent. They are drama sitcoms. Seinfeld was a sitcom -- how often did that show have sentimental "aww" moments? Did the characters ever learn life lessons? The new sitcoms are more like friends. They want to make the characters dimensional and dynamic and it always does it at the cost of comedy.
I didnt like 2 and a half men and that was for a seperate reason - I have seen many episodes of the show and i cant telll you one scene that stands out as being different from the rest. Its funny at times i give you that, but the funny times seem to be the same theme of jokes over and over and over... i cant recall a single joke that made me remember the scene or episode. They could be from any episode...
I don't like the implication that people oppose something popular for the sole reason of being counter cultural. Some people might but can i go out on a limb and say that just because something gets good rating doesnt mean its good.
Anyone remember those pop hits from the late 90s that would hang out at the top of the top 40 chart for weeks and weeks at a time? The backstreet boys put out an album that sold very very well. Better than led zepplins IV... So does that make ME the tool for claiming
black dog
is a better song than
larger than life?
TheMorgothPit
2012-01-12 04:20:53 PM
Let me get this straight, "TV star of hit TV show wants to continue to be TV star of hit TV show." This takes not news to a pretty low level.
senzasord
2012-01-12 06:06:30 PM
karnal
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senzasord
I think I'm the only one in the world who still likes the show. Should I be ashamed?
Yes....yes, you should be. I thought it got cancelled after the second show.....just goes to show how stupid simple-minded, dim, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical and obtuse the viewing audience is.
So if you thought it got cancelled after the second show, then you obviously haven't been watching it. So how do you know it sucks?
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