DammitIForgotMyLogin: Good coloring

I hope they at least offer silian rail lettering.

Heh. I'll just put it on my company credit card.

Oh my god. look at the tasteful thickness of it. The subtle off white color. My god, is that a watermark?!?

Petit_Merdeux: gopher321: fool...//...money

Rich people who spend lots of money on stupid shiat aren't fools.

Regular people who spend their money on stupid shiat so that people will think they're rich are fools.

So, you're saying Paris Hilton is no fool? Because I've seen her, and I have a problem with that analysis.

More like Dumb Astrum

Petit_Merdeux: Rich people who spend lots of money on stupid shiat aren't fools.

You haven't been to China then.

The nouveau riche in China will eat this up. Spending money on stupid shiat like this is what they do.

*insert American Psycho reference here*

Just thinking, but the kinds of folks who could afford those business cards and the kinds of folks they do business with who would be receiving such a business card, do they exchange business cards?

Ah, the nouveau riche. Diamond encrusted feature phones, business cards, dildos... what won't they buy?

LandOfChocolate: Petit_Merdeux: Rich people who spend lots of money on stupid shiat aren't fools.

You haven't been to China then.

The nouveau riche in China will eat this up. Spending money on stupid shiat like this is what they do.

All of Asia really. Business cards are a major part of corporate dick waving over there. Right now there have to be at least a score of Asian CEOs bulk ordering those things.

Hi, here's my card. Now you give me yours, give me some time to hit up the pawnshop down the street, and we can meet again around the corner.

Some LEGO employees have the best business cards: lego minifigs. (new window)
Way better than this overpriced crap.

Well, at least it's a good asshole detector.

I have to return a videotape.

SlothB77: Fark, i am disappoint:

[www.underconsideration.com image 410x195]

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

/try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you farking stupid bastard!

Rex_Banner: Your business card is crap

I was smirking the whole time, but when he opened the second fold and it had a pop-out I lost it and had to let out the LOLz. Excellent!

I bought 300 of them, I think a lot of you are just jealous because your business card sucks

gopher321: Petit_Merdeux: gopher321: fool...//...money

Rich people who spend lots of money on stupid shiat aren't fools.

Regular people who spend their money on stupid shiat so that people will think they're rich are fools.

Rich people who spend money on stupid shiat will not stay rich because they are stupid, hence...fool...//...money

Ummm no. Showing up to dinner parties in multi million dollar vehicles, ordering a bottle of crystal, having the finest white china in the room and snorting it out of some super model's asshole, and tossing around diamond encrusted business cards might seem like superflous spending to us plebians but those are all things that lead to multimillion and multibillion dollar deals. There are social investments that need to be made especially when toadying to arab princes and chinese party officials and the like.

Now, some regular jamoke who takes out a 100,000 loan to but an 8 wheeled luxory pick up truck to "haul" his son's hockey gear around, yeah, that's a fool and his money being departed

This is the best business card I have ever seen.

Man, I've gotta meet someone who uses these cards and ask for his contact info. Then I'll go home and pry off at least $400 worth of diamonds.

ChuDogg: gopher321: Petit_Merdeux: gopher321: fool...//...money

Rich people who spend lots of money on stupid shiat aren't fools.

Regular people who spend their money on stupid shiat so that people will think they're rich are fools.

Rich people who spend money on stupid shiat will not stay rich because they are stupid, hence...fool...//...money

Ummm no. Showing up to dinner parties in multi million dollar vehicles, ordering a bottle of crystal, having the finest white china in the room and snorting it out of some super model's asshole, and tossing around diamond encrusted business cards might seem like superflous spending to us plebians but those are all things that lead to multimillion and multibillion dollar deals. There are social investments that need to be made especially when toadying to arab princes and chinese party officials and the like.

Now, some regular jamoke who takes out a 100,000 loan to but an 8 wheeled luxory pick up truck to "haul" his son's hockey gear around, yeah, that's a fool and his money being departed

Actually it just sounds like going to the strip club, getting wasted, and snorting coke off a stripper, only for rich people. Spending more money to have the same fun, but at least they're having fun. A business card with diamonds on it is a waste of money because you took something boring and made it boring and expensive. If you're gonna waste more money than I earned last decade, waste it on something fun, not business cards.

I can see the appeal for the mega rich.
but if the link i didn't follow above is correct, this thing is fake.

James Harrison will taste Manflesh: ChuDogg: gopher321: Petit_Merdeux: gopher321: fool...//...money

Rich people who spend lots of money on stupid shiat aren't fools.

Regular people who spend their money on stupid shiat so that people will think they're rich are fools.

Rich people who spend money on stupid shiat will not stay rich because they are stupid, hence...fool...//...money

Ummm no. Showing up to dinner parties in multi million dollar vehicles, ordering a bottle of crystal, having the finest white china in the room and snorting it out of some super model's asshole, and tossing around diamond encrusted business cards might seem like superflous spending to us plebians but those are all things that lead to multimillion and multibillion dollar deals. There are social investments that need to be made especially when toadying to arab princes and chinese party officials and the like.

Now, some regular jamoke who takes out a 100,000 loan to but an 8 wheeled luxory pick up truck to "haul" his son's hockey gear around, yeah, that's a fool and his money being departed

Actually it just sounds like going to the strip club, getting wasted, and snorting coke off a stripper, only for rich people. Spending more money to have the same fun, but at least they're having fun. A business card with diamonds on it is a waste of money because you took something boring and made it boring and expensive. If you're gonna waste more money than I earned last decade, waste it on something fun, not business cards.

or, it attracts the type of people that will make them even more money.
and to them, it wouldn't matter that they "wasted" so much money, because its probably within proportion to what i spend on beer.

brap: How absolutely Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman of you!

how did this take 5 posts?