FARK.com: (6874036) Glenn Beck delivers a monologue from bed, complete with a mini-chalkboard, and a box of Twinkies. Who wouldn't want to watch that? (With video craziness)

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The Stealth Hippopotamus

2012-01-12 12:39:29 PM

Brings the term "Phoning it in" to a whole new level

redmond24

2012-01-12 01:03:52 PM

Me. I wouldn't want to watch that.

Infernalist

2012-01-12 01:05:12 PM

I'm not watching that. Wtf is wrong with you, subby?

theorellior

2012-01-12 01:06:12 PM

I'm extremely glad that Glen Beck has gone to fleecing the paranoid goldbug rubes of their hard-earned cash in a way that I don't have to witness every day, so I think I'm going to decline the offer, subby.

Gotfire

2012-01-12 01:07:26 PM

This assbag just moved his studios to Las Colinas about 5 minutes from my house. The mayor actually said in the paper how excited the city was. I can't see how that is possible..

karmaceutical

2012-01-12 01:07:51 PM

Is he selling Twinkie futures or something? I heard about the end of the Twinkie but I never thought about adding them to my storage vault with all the ammunition, gold, incandescent light bulbs, etc.

whidbey

2012-01-12 01:09:00 PM

Isn't this dipsh*t's 15 minutes up yet?

shastacola

2012-01-12 01:10:41 PM

Who?

Rann Xerox

2012-01-12 01:11:25 PM

When Glenn Beck does a video of himself channeling the spirit of R. Budd Dwyer's last moments on this mortal plane of existence, then I will watch it.

LouDobbsAwaaaay

2012-01-12 01:12:16 PM

Dooba chabo wan-oki GoldLine Twinkie bagho sho-vo ho ho ho ho

Crabs_Can_Polevault

2012-01-12 01:13:22 PM

karmaceutical: Is he selling Twinkie futures or something? I heard about the end of the Twinkie but I never thought about adding them to my storage vault with all the ammunition, gold, incandescent light bulbs, etc.

Well, you should anyway. With all the artificial stuff in the Twinkies, they'll last longer than the ammunition and light bulbs.

YoungSwedishBlonde

2012-01-12 01:13:57 PM

SOROS!!!

/drink

Fart_Machine

2012-01-12 01:15:17 PM

So was that a fetish video for his fans?

Soon Right Away

2012-01-12 01:16:09 PM

"lead has not been used for writing since Roman times" (new window)

Anything he says, not intended to be a factual statement....

Deucednuisance

2012-01-12 01:16:51 PM

Please be wearing pajamas, please be wearing pajamas, please be wearing pajamas....

whidbey

2012-01-12 01:17:45 PM

Soon Right Away: "lead has not been used for writing since Roman times" (new window)

Anything he says, not intended to be a factual statement....

It's so cute that he likes to bring up "facts" and quaint little quotes from some Revolutionary War era politico, but doesn't even f*cking know what socialism is.

Karac

2012-01-12 01:18:19 PM

Seems remarkably similar to the video he made while in the hospital about how the health care system in the US was shot to hell and desperately needed to be fixed NOW. Of course, by the time Obamacare came along, it had magically fixed itself and was the bestest system evar in the history of the world.

Pincy

2012-01-12 01:18:43 PM

But I'm sure all of his fans will still take him seriously.

Soon Right Away

2012-01-12 01:20:01 PM

whidbey: Soon Right Away: "lead has not been used for writing since Roman times" (new window)

Anything he says, not intended to be a factual statement....

It's so cute that he likes to bring up "facts" and quaint little quotes from some Revolutionary War era politico, but doesn't even f*cking know what socialism is.

Hey, he's just asking questions. Questions that no one else has the stones or Americanitude to ask.

Pants full of macaroni!!

2012-01-12 01:21:48 PM

Approves.

lennavan

2012-01-12 01:22:07 PM

Gotfire: This assbag just moved his studios to Las Colinas about 5 minutes from my house. The mayor actually said in the paper how excited the city was. I can't see how that is possible..

More people will vote for the mayor based on that than will vote against the mayor based on that.

GanjSmokr

2012-01-12 01:24:56 PM

whidbey: Isn't this dipsh*t's 15 minutes up yet?

As long as people keep posting and responding to threads about him on FARK, the answer to your question is "no".

whidbey

2012-01-12 01:26:56 PM

GanjSmokr: whidbey: Isn't this dipsh*t's 15 minutes up yet?

As long as people keep posting and responding to threads about him on FARK, the answer to your question is "no".

Well then somebody needs to hook him on drugs again or something...

That is, if it's not already happening. Once an ex-Washingtonian from a meth-laced county, ALWAYS an ex-Washingtonian from a meth-laced county...

penthesilea

2012-01-12 01:26:57 PM

Twinkies while lying down in bed?
So he's just surrendering to the diabetes that's causing him to go blind?

Yeah, yeah...hurt his back, but still should put the twinkies down.

whizbangthedirtfarmer

2012-01-12 01:27:32 PM

He pulled those Twinkies out of somewhere unpleasant. The box may be covered in santorum.

AmorousRedDragon

2012-01-12 01:29:26 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Brings the term "Phoning it in" to a whole new level

Done in one.

ultraholland

2012-01-12 01:29:32 PM

mods and subby should feel bad

wildcardjack

2012-01-12 01:29:45 PM

Hmm, slipped three disks and goes on an incoherent rant.

www.novascotiascott.com

RoxtarRyan

2012-01-12 01:42:03 PM

GanjSmokr: As long as people keep posting and responding to threads about him on FARK, the answer to your question is "no".

What's his handle?

Cargo

2012-01-12 01:42:32 PM

penthesilea: Twinkies while lying down in bed?
So he's just surrendering to the diabetes that's causing him to go blind?

Yeah, yeah...hurt his back, but still should put the twinkies down.

Wait, what?! Please explain. I would look it up but I don't want to type this ridiculous c*nt's name on the Google.

Anyway, sorry to be so hateful but I'm really hoping the bolded words above are completely and irrevocably true. What a disgusting human being.

Thanks for any info you can provide.

Deucednuisance

2012-01-12 01:45:22 PM

penthesilea: So he's just surrendering to the ~~diabetes~~ DIABEETUS that's causing him to go blind?

/Sorry. Pete Perv.

Muta

2012-01-12 01:50:05 PM

At 5:02 of the video, it looks like he's sporting wood.

Anyone else notice that?

downstairs

2012-01-12 01:51:55 PM

Graphite, Glen. Graphite.

Medical Toilet

2012-01-12 02:02:04 PM

1990.

karmaceutical

2012-01-12 02:06:14 PM

Crabs_Can_Polevault: karmaceutical: Is he selling Twinkie futures or something? I heard about the end of the Twinkie but I never thought about adding them to my storage vault with all the ammunition, gold, incandescent light bulbs, etc.

Well, you should anyway. With all the artificial stuff in the Twinkies, they'll last longer than the ammunition and light bulbs.

I figured I'd just be able to trade my light bulbs for the basic necessities. This bad news about Hostess has really thrown a wrinkle into my long-term Obamapacalypse survival plans.

penthesilea

2012-01-12 02:07:56 PM

Cargo: penthesilea: Twinkies while lying down in bed?
So he's just surrendering to the diabetes that's causing him to go blind?

Yeah, yeah...hurt his back, but still should put the twinkies down.

Wait, what?! Please explain. I would look it up but I don't want to type this ridiculous c*nt's name on the Google.

Anyway, sorry to be so hateful but I'm really hoping the bolded words above are completely and irrevocably true. What a disgusting human being.

Thanks for any info you can provide.

Oops. I was wrong about the cause but not the blindness.

July 2010: Fox TV personality Glenn Beck announced last week that he has an eye disorder known as macular dystrophy and "could go blind the next year."

Beck began to cry during the speech at his "American Revival" tour in Salt Lake City, Utah, on Saturday.

"I know what my wife looks like," he said. "I know what my children look like. I have a great imagination. I know what color looks like. But I love to read."

Beck, 46, then joked, "I thought to myself I'm too darn lazy to learn Braille." (new window)

Philip Francis Queeg

2012-01-12 02:12:14 PM

I'm rooting for the bedbugs.

Masso

2012-01-12 02:12:55 PM

Medical Toilet: 1990.

I'll bite, what about 1990?

whidbey

2012-01-12 02:15:22 PM

Masso: Medical Toilet: 1990.

I'll bite, what about 1990?

media.sundancechannel.com

ultraholland

2012-01-12 02:19:00 PM

Muta: At 5:02 of the video, it looks like he's sporting wood.

Anyone else notice that?

No, because I don't take time out of my day to look at Glenn Beck's crotch.

Isitoveryet

2012-01-12 02:20:14 PM

Masso: Medical Toilet: 1990.

I'll bite, what about 1990?

that was a dark year for one (as far as we know) very unlucky woman.

Githerax

2012-01-12 02:37:57 PM

I would only view Glen Beck in a scene in which there was full frontal nudity.

Medical Toilet

2012-01-12 02:38:10 PM

Isitoveryet: Masso: Medical Toilet: 1990.

I'll bite, what about 1990?

that was a dark year for one (as far as we know) very unlucky woman.

Oh, we know it was a dark year for one very unlucky woman. But her family has had to suffer since then because of the lack of closure that can only come when certain people, who have not denied being involved, deny being involved.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-12 02:44:56 PM

I've never heard Glenn Beck deny what he did in 1990.

Hey, I'm just asking questions.

Medical Toilet

2012-01-12 02:47:30 PM

Jake Havechek: I've never heard Glenn Beck deny what he did in 1990.

Hey, I'm just asking questions.

That's the thing, Jake. We don't know. I mean, I don't think he did. But his silence on the matter is deafening.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-12 02:49:46 PM

Glenn should come clean about 1990, otherwise I should logically assume he did it.

Saborlas

2012-01-12 03:15:32 PM

Cargo

2012-01-12 03:33:37 PM

penthesilea: Cargo: penthesilea: Twinkies while lying down in bed?
So he's just surrendering to the diabetes that's causing him to go blind?

Yeah, yeah...hurt his back, but still should put the twinkies down.

Wait, what?! Please explain. I would look it up but I don't want to type this ridiculous c*nt's name on the Google.

Anyway, sorry to be so hateful but I'm really hoping the bolded words above are completely and irrevocably true. What a disgusting human being.

Thanks for any info you can provide.

Oops. I was wrong about the cause but not the blindness.

July 2010: Fox TV personality Glenn Beck announced last week that he has an eye disorder known as macular dystrophy and "could go blind the next year."

Beck began to cry during the speech at his "American Revival" tour in Salt Lake City, Utah, on Saturday.

"I know what my wife looks like," he said. "I know what my children look like. I have a great imagination. I know what color looks like. But I love to read."

Beck, 46, then joked, "I thought to myself I'm too darn lazy to learn Braille." (new window)

Thanks.

But you know what? I bet he's even lying about this. What a piece of sh*t.

Medical Toilet

2012-01-12 03:52:29 PM

Jake Havechek: Glenn should come clean about 1990, otherwise I should logically assume he did it.

What I'm wondering is if there is a connection between Glenn and Craig James.

DarwiOdrade

2012-01-12 07:04:43 PM

downstairs: Graphite, Glen. Graphite.

Carbon, as in cap-and-trade - think about it.

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