So, what does that make us?

ArkAngel: I guess it's pretty serious

done here. lol

SAVE FERRIS

Bueller?

Well, I heard from the mailman's neighbor's cousin who overheard the local butcher talking to the fat chick on Wilson Phillips that the stabbing occurred at Band Camp.

/Got it straight from the sauce. Your headline is invalid.

Thank you, Simone.

I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.

I hear they are righteous dudes.

Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?

ArkAngel: Uzzah: Thank you, Simone.

No problem whatsoever.

texdent: What does Charlie Sheen think of this?

Drugs?

No, thank you. I'm straight.

you know why this is happening? because kids these days don't know when to keep their farking mouths shut. Or cross the street in a timely or polite manner. Or think about consequences before they act.
And before you start; kids now are SOO much "dumber" than kids up until 90-94'. Yeah they were punks then but they understood that in life not everybody wins and sometimes you gotta eat sh*t. Kids now? worst. generation. ever.


I blame their parents for not beating them when they got out of line when they were still impressionable. And their parent's parents for not killing them in the 80's when they came home with a "flock of seagulls" haircut in the 80's.

Word has it he's not dying he just doesn't have anything better to do. Truth is he didn't want that kinda heat, but he took it anyway.

mitchcumstein1: Stabbed nine times.

Nine times?

mitchcumstein1: Stabbed nine times.

That's as many as 3 threes, and that's terrible.


What?

YO SISTER-IN-LAW'S BABY COUSIN TRACY IS A GODDAMN...

Yea, she a liar. She ain't see me in no show hugged up wit nobody.

"Times have really change(d) or parents just don't teach their kids morals and good behavior. Maybe is that teachers at Ferris don't care like the use(d) too," comments what-it-is.

JerseyGirl is quick to object, "It has nothing to do with the TEACHERS WHEN THE KIDS GO OUT TO LUNCH or how they ACT IT STARTS AT HOME. KIDS EVEN TELL THE TEACHER OFF AND USING FOUL LANGUAGE, AND BEHAVING BADLY IN SCHOOL. ** ITS HOW THE PARENTS RAISE THERE CHILDREN! (NOT THE TEACHERS)..."

Looks like someone wasn't paying attention in English class.

At least we're making progress. By the look of the quoted comments in that story, those folks were fighting during English class. If the kids fight instead of eat at lunch, maybe it'll help curb obesity.

Dirtybird971: kids these days don't know when to keep their farking mouths shut

Oh, they'll eventually mouth off to the wrong person at the wrong time, when there are no security cameras about and no witnesses and learn their late lesson.

Hopefully, it will be a roid raging pig with a license to kill and not some ole fart like me who will only maim.

MoronLessOff: So, what does that make us?

Absolutely nothing!

Y'all are all righteous dudes.

Burr: MoronLessOff: So, what does that make us?

Absolutely nothing!

Phew! I thought no one would pick that up. Thanks!

mitchcumstein1

busy chillin': I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.

Snooty?

Snotty.

Did anyone barf up a lung?

Pardon my French, but you're an arsehole!

Earguy: Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another you been messin around.

I can't believe it. Not for a minute.

Burr: MoronLessOff: So, what does that make us?

Absolutely nothing!

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

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Quote 2012-01-12 01:23:41 PM Ignore User
Dirtybird971: kids these days don't know when to keep their farking mouths shut

Oh, they'll eventually mouth off to the wrong person at the wrong time, when there are no security cameras about and no witnesses and learn their late lesson.

Hopefully, it will be a roid raging pig with a license to kill and not some ole fart like me who will only maim.

I like to open my car door into them when they cross an intersection diagonally and at a snails pace. LOOK AT HIM ROLL!!

/THE Sausage King of Chicago

Scurvy Dog: Earguy: Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another you been messin around.

I can't believe it. Not for a minute.

I think my hair got bigger just reading your guys' lyrics...

MoronLessOff: Burr: MoronLessOff: So, what does that make us?

Absolutely nothing!

Phew! I thought no one would pick that up. Thanks!

Welcome! I was coming in just to make that joke as well! :D

I just love cultural diversity.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I hear they are righteous dudes.

Thank you, Grace - I think you're wrong. (new window)

Dirtybird971: you know why this is happening? because kids these days don't know when to keep their farking mouths shut. Or cross the street in a timely or polite manner. Or think about consequences before they act.
And before you start; kids now are SOO much "dumber" than kids up until 90-94'. Yeah they were punks then but they understood that in life not everybody wins and sometimes you gotta eat sh*t. Kids now? worst. generation. ever.


I blame their parents for not beating them when they got out of line when they were still impressionable. And their parent's parents for not killing them in the 80's when they came home with a "flock of seagulls" haircut in the 80's. Now get off my lawn!

Actually, your totally wrong. This generation has the lowest teen pregnancy, lowest juvenile crime, and the highest graduation rate of any generation in US history thanks to Roe vs. Wade.

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Quote 2012-01-12 03:26:25 PM Ignore User
Dirtybird971: you know why this is happening? because kids these days don't know when to keep their farking mouths shut. Or cross the street in a timely or polite manner. Or think about consequences before they act.
And before you start; kids now are SOO much "dumber" than kids up until 90-94'. Yeah they were punks then but they understood that in life not everybody wins and sometimes you gotta eat sh*t. Kids now? worst. generation. ever.


I blame their parents for not beating them when they got out of line when they were still impressionable. And their parent's parents for not killing them in the 80's when they came home with a "flock of seagulls" haircut in the 80's. Now get off my lawn!

Actually, your totally wrong. This generation has the lowest teen pregnancy, lowest juvenile crime, and the highest graduation rate of any generation in US history thanks to Roe vs. Wade.

lowest social IQ too.

Les jeux sont faits.

Eeeeer bow bow. Chicka dada.....

ArkAngel: I guess it's pretty serious

What are we going to do?

The meek get pinched stabbed. The bold survive.