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(NJ.com)   My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who knows the kids who were stabbed during lunch break at Ferris High School   (nj.com) divider line 49
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2012-01-12 10:45:12 AM  
I guess it's pretty serious
 
2012-01-12 11:00:10 AM  
Stabbed nine times.
 
2012-01-12 11:55:20 AM  
Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another you been messin around.
 
2012-01-12 12:48:55 PM  
So, what does that make us?
 
2012-01-12 12:49:22 PM  

ArkAngel: I guess it's pretty serious


done here. lol
 
2012-01-12 12:49:56 PM  
SAVE FERRIS
 
2012-01-12 12:50:28 PM  
Bueller?
 
2012-01-12 12:50:53 PM  
 
2012-01-12 12:52:13 PM  
Well, I heard from the mailman's neighbor's cousin who overheard the local butcher talking to the fat chick on Wilson Phillips that the stabbing occurred at Band Camp.

/Got it straight from the sauce. Your headline is invalid.
 
2012-01-12 12:53:01 PM  
Thank you, Simone.
 
2012-01-12 12:54:39 PM  
What does Charlie Sheen think of this?
 
2012-01-12 12:55:48 PM  

Uzzah: Thank you, Simone.


No problem whatsoever.

texdent: What does Charlie Sheen think of this?


Drugs?
 
2012-01-12 12:55:58 PM  
I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.
 
2012-01-12 12:57:06 PM  
I hear they are righteous dudes.
 
2012-01-12 12:57:08 PM  
Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?
 
2012-01-12 12:59:53 PM  

ArkAngel: Uzzah: Thank you, Simone.

No problem whatsoever.

texdent: What does Charlie Sheen think of this?

Drugs?


No, thank you. I'm straight.
 
2012-01-12 01:00:25 PM  
you know why this is happening? because kids these days don't know when to keep their farking mouths shut. Or cross the street in a timely or polite manner. Or think about consequences before they act.
And before you start; kids now are SOO much "dumber" than kids up until 90-94'. Yeah they were punks then but they understood that in life not everybody wins and sometimes you gotta eat sh*t. Kids now? worst. generation. ever.


I blame their parents for not beating them when they got out of line when they were still impressionable. And their parent's parents for not killing them in the 80's when they came home with a "flock of seagulls" haircut in the 80's.
 
2012-01-12 01:01:09 PM  
Word has it he's not dying he just doesn't have anything better to do. Truth is he didn't want that kinda heat, but he took it anyway.
 
2012-01-12 01:06:04 PM  
www.cotygonzales.com

I can't believe I'm the first with a Ferris Bueller's Day Off post.
 
2012-01-12 01:09:58 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Stabbed nine times.


Nine times?
 
2012-01-12 01:10:49 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Stabbed nine times.


That's as many as 3 threes, and that's terrible.


What?
 
2012-01-12 01:12:42 PM  
YO SISTER-IN-LAW'S BABY COUSIN TRACY IS A GODDAMN...

Yea, she a liar. She ain't see me in no show hugged up wit nobody.
 
2012-01-12 01:21:19 PM  

Inconceivable!: mitchcumstein1: Stabbed nine times.

Nine times?


Nine times.
 
2012-01-12 01:21:54 PM  
"Times have really change(d) or parents just don't teach their kids morals and good behavior. Maybe is that teachers at Ferris don't care like the use(d) too," comments what-it-is.

JerseyGirl is quick to object, "It has nothing to do with the TEACHERS WHEN THE KIDS GO OUT TO LUNCH or how they ACT IT STARTS AT HOME. KIDS EVEN TELL THE TEACHER OFF AND USING FOUL LANGUAGE, AND BEHAVING BADLY IN SCHOOL. ** ITS HOW THE PARENTS RAISE THERE CHILDREN! (NOT THE TEACHERS)..."


Looks like someone wasn't paying attention in English class.
 
2012-01-12 01:22:40 PM  
At least we're making progress. By the look of the quoted comments in that story, those folks were fighting during English class. If the kids fight instead of eat at lunch, maybe it'll help curb obesity.
 
2012-01-12 01:22:43 PM  

busy chillin': I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.


Snooty?
 
2012-01-12 01:23:41 PM  

Dirtybird971: kids these days don't know when to keep their farking mouths shut


Oh, they'll eventually mouth off to the wrong person at the wrong time, when there are no security cameras about and no witnesses and learn their late lesson.

Hopefully, it will be a roid raging pig with a license to kill and not some ole fart like me who will only maim.
 
2012-01-12 01:26:11 PM  

MoronLessOff: So, what does that make us?


Absolutely nothing!
 
2012-01-12 01:27:34 PM  
Y'all are all righteous dudes.
 
2012-01-12 01:27:58 PM  

Burr: MoronLessOff: So, what does that make us?

Absolutely nothing!


Phew! I thought no one would pick that up. Thanks!
 
2012-01-12 01:30:16 PM  
mitchcumstein1

busy chillin': I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.

Snooty?


Snotty.
 
2012-01-12 01:30:50 PM  
Did anyone barf up a lung?
 
2012-01-12 01:37:30 PM  

offmymeds: "Times have really change(d) or parents just don't teach their kids morals and good behavior. Maybe is that teachers at Ferris don't care like the use(d) too," comments what-it-is.

JerseyGirl is quick to object, "It has nothing to do with the TEACHERS WHEN THE KIDS GO OUT TO LUNCH or how they ACT IT STARTS AT HOME. KIDS EVEN TELL THE TEACHER OFF AND USING FOUL LANGUAGE, AND BEHAVING BADLY IN SCHOOL. ** ITS HOW THE PARENTS RAISE THERE CHILDREN! (NOT THE TEACHERS)..."

Looks like someone wasn't paying attention in English class.


Seeing a quote attributed to a screenname in a newspaper article will always be funny to me.
 
2012-01-12 01:45:58 PM  
Pardon my French, but you're an arsehole!
 
2012-01-12 01:46:33 PM  

Earguy: Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another you been messin around.


I can't believe it. Not for a minute.
 
2012-01-12 02:08:43 PM  

Burr: MoronLessOff: So, what does that make us?

Absolutely nothing!


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-01-12 02:15:31 PM  
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Quote 2012-01-12 01:23:41 PM Ignore User
Dirtybird971: kids these days don't know when to keep their farking mouths shut

Oh, they'll eventually mouth off to the wrong person at the wrong time, when there are no security cameras about and no witnesses and learn their late lesson.

Hopefully, it will be a roid raging pig with a license to kill and not some ole fart like me who will only maim.


I like to open my car door into them when they cross an intersection diagonally and at a snails pace. LOOK AT HIM ROLL!!
 
2012-01-12 02:18:03 PM  

busy chillin': mitchcumstein1

busy chillin': I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.

Snooty?

Snotty.


Snotty!
 
2012-01-12 02:27:05 PM  
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/THE Sausage King of Chicago
 
2012-01-12 02:52:02 PM  

Scurvy Dog: Earguy: Heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from another you been messin around.

I can't believe it. Not for a minute.


I think my hair got bigger just reading your guys' lyrics...
 
2012-01-12 02:53:08 PM  

MoronLessOff: Burr: MoronLessOff: So, what does that make us?

Absolutely nothing!

Phew! I thought no one would pick that up. Thanks!


Welcome! I was coming in just to make that joke as well! :D
 
2012-01-12 03:10:00 PM  
I just love cultural diversity.
 
2012-01-12 03:17:12 PM  
 
2012-01-12 03:26:25 PM  

Dirtybird971: you know why this is happening? because kids these days don't know when to keep their farking mouths shut. Or cross the street in a timely or polite manner. Or think about consequences before they act.
And before you start; kids now are SOO much "dumber" than kids up until 90-94'. Yeah they were punks then but they understood that in life not everybody wins and sometimes you gotta eat sh*t. Kids now? worst. generation. ever.


I blame their parents for not beating them when they got out of line when they were still impressionable. And their parent's parents for not killing them in the 80's when they came home with a "flock of seagulls" haircut in the 80's. Now get off my lawn!


Actually, your totally wrong. This generation has the lowest teen pregnancy, lowest juvenile crime, and the highest graduation rate of any generation in US history thanks to Roe vs. Wade.
 
2012-01-12 04:37:30 PM  
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Dirtybird971: you know why this is happening? because kids these days don't know when to keep their farking mouths shut. Or cross the street in a timely or polite manner. Or think about consequences before they act.
And before you start; kids now are SOO much "dumber" than kids up until 90-94'. Yeah they were punks then but they understood that in life not everybody wins and sometimes you gotta eat sh*t. Kids now? worst. generation. ever.


I blame their parents for not beating them when they got out of line when they were still impressionable. And their parent's parents for not killing them in the 80's when they came home with a "flock of seagulls" haircut in the 80's. Now get off my lawn!

Actually, your totally wrong. This generation has the lowest teen pregnancy, lowest juvenile crime, and the highest graduation rate of any generation in US history thanks to Roe vs. Wade.


lowest social IQ too.
 
2012-01-12 08:20:47 PM  
Les jeux sont faits.
 
2012-01-12 10:08:54 PM  
Eeeeer bow bow. Chicka dada.....
 
2012-01-13 11:10:01 AM  

ArkAngel: I guess it's pretty serious


What are we going to do?
 
2012-01-13 12:51:22 PM  
The meek get pinched stabbed. The bold survive.
 
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