FARK.com: (6874000) Davos report: Cyber-attack risk to global stability is real. Don't worry though, the Doctor will save us

		Davos report: Cyber-attack risk to global stability is real. Don't worry though, the Doctor will save us (theregister.co.uk)		24
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baronbloodbath

2012-01-12 10:55:20 AM

DELETE. DELETE.

Hugh2d2

2012-01-12 10:56:15 AM

great headline, subby.

loonatic112358

2012-01-12 10:56:35 AM

not if you're already been converted

Jesus the 33rd

2012-01-12 11:05:25 AM

It would be hard to type that report with missing fingers.

maverickzy

2012-01-12 11:07:59 AM

Jesus the 33rd: It would be hard to type that report with missing fingers.

I was waiting for an onion joke. Thank you for delivering.

Parthenogenetic

2012-01-12 11:10:08 AM

Jesus the 33rd: It would be hard to type that report with missing fingers.

Yeah! And why would we trust any advice he gives us, anyway?

Public Call Box

2012-01-12 11:18:49 AM

EXCELLENT!

sarah_t_s

2012-01-12 11:23:17 AM

baronbloodbath: DELETE. DELETE.

www.bbc.co.uk

EXTERMINATE THE VERMIN!

/Has the love that dare not speak.
//Russell Hobbes

yves0010

2012-01-12 11:23:44 AM

Parthenogenetic: Jesus the 33rd: It would be hard to type that report with missing fingers.

Yeah! And why would we trust any advice he gives us, anyway?

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Yeah, I was thinking that... He created the Daleks... Not the Cybermen.

bhcompy

2012-01-12 11:29:18 AM

What does the Onion Knight have to do with cyber security?

maverickzy

2012-01-12 11:42:44 AM

bhcompy: What does the Onion Knight have to do with cyber security?

I would think smugglers know plenty about security avoidance.

Dave Lister

2012-01-12 11:46:32 AM

Has he been on NewWho yet? I haven't watched since 'Blink'

Tryfan

2012-01-12 11:48:58 AM

More lives than a cat.

yves0010

2012-01-12 11:53:29 AM

Dave Lister: Has he been on NewWho yet? I haven't watched since 'Blink'

Came and went... He was the antagonist in Journey's End part 1 and 2.

Optimal_Illusion

2012-01-12 12:53:37 PM

I want to see the original Mondasian Cybermen face off against the current crop.

Or at least a bump and go Davros toy.

Herr Flick's Revenge

2012-01-12 01:04:32 PM

Davos?
Don't remember him in the Whoverse, who is he?
Or did you just screw the name up and meant Davros?

A_Listless_Wanderer

2012-01-12 01:49:19 PM

Oh Yeah, Subby? Do you know why Hitler rose to power?
Because THE DOCTOR didn't STOP HIM!
But YOU don't know about that DO you? 'Cause YOU'RE STUPID!

/also why the Titanic sank

Nick Spiceyweiner

2012-01-12 03:08:08 PM

adm_crunch

2012-01-12 03:16:23 PM

Jesus the 33rd: It would be hard to type that report with missing fingers.

They aren't missing. They're in a bag around his neck.

/glad that got referenced so quickly.

A_Listless_Wanderer

2012-01-12 03:23:56 PM

Nick Spiceyweiner: A_Listless_Wanderer: Oh Yeah, Subby? Do you know why Hitler rose to power?
Because THE DOCTOR didn't STOP HIM!
But YOU don't know about that DO you? 'Cause YOU'RE STUPID!

/also why the Titanic sank

9/11?

Yes. 9/11 happened because THE DOCTOR didn't STOP IT!

/I've been told to go to the head teacher's office
//hope Amy's waiting for me when I get out...

maverickzy

2012-01-12 03:50:01 PM

adm_crunch: Jesus the 33rd: It would be hard to type that report with missing fingers.

They aren't missing. They're in a bag around his neck.

/glad that got referenced so quickly.

Not any more they aren't.

Rikyfree

2012-01-12 04:45:16 PM

A_Listless_Wanderer: Nick Spiceyweiner: A_Listless_Wanderer: Oh Yeah, Subby? Do you know why Hitler rose to power?
Because THE DOCTOR didn't STOP HIM!
But YOU don't know about that DO you? 'Cause YOU'RE STUPID!

/also why the Titanic sank

9/11?

Yes. 9/11 happened because THE DOCTOR didn't STOP IT!

/I've been told to go to the head teacher's office
//hope Amy's waiting for me when I get out...

Established events must stay unchanged as a whole or they risk a tear in the time via a violation of a causal nexus. These events are fixed moments in time and must always happen.

/wibbley wobbley
//timey wimey.

TheManofPA

2012-01-12 08:58:10 PM

Rikyfree: A_Listless_Wanderer: Nick Spiceyweiner: A_Listless_Wanderer: Oh Yeah, Subby? Do you know why Hitler rose to power?
Because THE DOCTOR didn't STOP HIM!
But YOU don't know about that DO you? 'Cause YOU'RE STUPID!

/also why the Titanic sank

9/11?

Yes. 9/11 happened because THE DOCTOR didn't STOP IT!

/I've been told to go to the head teacher's office
//hope Amy's waiting for me when I get out...

Established events must stay unchanged as a whole or they risk a tear in the time via a violation of a causal nexus. These events are fixed moments in time and must always happen.

/wibbley wobbley
//timey wimey.

Yes, because there are laws. There are laws of time. Once upon a time there were people in charge of those laws but they died. They all died. Do you know who that leaves? *Me!* It's taken me all these years to realize that the laws of time are *mine* and they will obey me!

HopScotchNSoda

2012-01-13 04:04:43 PM

A_Listless_Wanderer: Oh Yeah, Subby? Do you know why Hitler rose to power?
Because THE DOCTOR didn't STOP HIM!
But YOU don't know about that DO you? 'Cause YOU'RE STUPID!

/also why the Titanic sank

Well, the Ninth Doctor was at Southampton to see her off, as shown in "Rose" -- and in Dealey Plaza when Kennedy was shot (Seven was simultaneously at One's & Susan's old stomping grounds).

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