Where did she get the black clown nose?

Hello Mudda

Hello Fadda

I've been bangin some 40 year old harpy

at Granada

didn't she get all mad at brian orakpo and quit?

Lou Ferrigno?

That's Word Wang!

I always said there is something wrong with the water in Livermore, now more evidence presents itself...

Yikes!!!!!!

She's 40 years old and still has sex in cars? That's either sexy or sad, and I'm not sure which.

If having "oral copulation" and banging a 14 year old student in your car is wrong...I don't wanna ..well..you know.

Words With FWB?

hook-up n. - A specific location where one may connect utilities, especially for temporary or mobile habitable spaces. "We drove around the trailer park looking for the sewer hook-up."

So is there an epidemic of woman child molesters? Why isn't there a country wide investigation into this? If this was being done by male teachers there would be a complete freak out in this country!

James Harrison will taste Manflesh: She's 40 years old and still has sex in cars? That's either sexy or sad, and I'm not sure which.

The article says she was married. Cheating 101: If you're cheating with an underage kid who lives with his parents, do it in the car.

I dunno...14 is a little bit too young. Around 16, I start pretending to cry about the terrible trauma the kid experienced in scoring with a teacher. But 14...

Today's words are "two bagger".
eh... still not terrible for a 14 year old.

Troy Palumalu has put on some weight.

FTA - "I saw it first on Facebook. So I saw what happened to Miss J.,"

Double-danger alarm bells there...

A.) 40 year old teacher trying too hard to be "cool." Almost always a sign of someone who's having a lot of trouble coming to grips with middle age.

B.) "Miss?" She's married. Why not "Mrs. J" or "Ms. J?" Married people who routinely obscure their marital/relationship status are generally people who have a lot of difficulty making even a small commitment for fear of "missing out" on other opportunities. They've almost always got one foot in the relationship as a stable fallback, and one foot out out of it, looking for more intriguing prospects. I wish I could have seen her facebook page before she got busted... Dollars to donuts says she didn't list her relationship status and didn't have any pictures of her husband on her page.

My money is on bona fide clinical narcissism.

The last line in the article:
Johnson's arrest is the fifth molestation case in the past five weeks involving a school employee. The other defendants include a coach, two teachers, and a janitor.
Maybe there is something in the water.

If the teacher is presently in jail, why was it necessary to place her on paid administrative leave? Let her chalk up a bunch of absences then fire her for that... and not waste money paying her to sit in a cell.

If she's innocent? Too bad. I can't think of many other jobs that will pay you for your time in pre-trial detention. Perhaps it's a requirement imposed by the contract negotiated by the union, which seems eager to have a reputation on par with the Roman Catholic Church.

That's one rough looking woman...

Officer Steve Goard seemed like he was having a hard time keeping a straight face in that interview.

Resign.

What a monster! How can she abuse her position of power in such a disgusting manner? I hope they throw the book at this buffarilla.

Does she get to spood this on SNL? Oh wait, nobody told her to put the phone down. Back to you Seth.

I meant spoof

My money is on bona fide clinical narcissism.

Heh, heh.. he said 'bona fide'!

love words with friends

im nuyorican11 if any farkers wanna challenge me

hicksfa2: That's one rough looking woman...

Wait? that was a woman?

I think all of these teachers are farking students so they can get mentioned on the pages of FARK.

It's like your thousandth greenlight

(just need 999 more...)

DreamSnipers: The last line in the article:
Johnson's arrest is the fifth molestation case in the past five weeks involving a school employee. The other defendants include a coach, two teachers, and a janitor.
Maybe there is something in the water.

uh.. pardon me, i seem to have wandered into your penn state thread. I was trying to comment on an article involving a boy and his moped.. my apologies.

$1.8 million dollar bail? really?

*clicks link*

No Whammies
No Whammies
No Whammies
No Whammies
No Whammies

Whammy!

God dammit!

FTA: Johnson's arrest is the fifth molestation case in the past five weeks involving a school employee. The other defendants include a coach, two teachers, and a janitor.

Wow, Fast Times at Granada High

Goard says the friendship, led to a sexual relation relationship.

Does that mean there's some sort of incest angle to this?

And what's up with that comma?

Also, Goard?

Words With Friends is shown in the cloud storage section of my new Kindle Fire. It's almost literally a $200 sex machine then.

DanZero: Hello Mudda

Hello Fadda

I've been bangin some 40 year old harpy

at Granada

+1

Cletus C.: Goard says the friendship, led to a sexual relation relationship.

Does that mean there's some sort of incest angle to this?

And what's up with that comma?

Also, Goard?

Goard-a-mercy.

Wrath of Heaven: FTA: Johnson's arrest is the fifth molestation case in the past five weeks involving a school employee. The other defendants include a coach, two teachers, and a janitor.

Wow, Fast Times at Granada High

Where were these teachers when I was a high schooler, damnit?

/was even at a Catholic school fer chrissake

Bag of Hammers: *clicks link*

No Whammies
No Whammies
No Whammies
No Whammies
No Whammies

Whammy!

God dammit!

Thats funny right there!

also love me some words with friends. Dr_Russell

also, whats the etiquette for rematches - does the loser rematch?

I find her ugly.

Why doesn't "Facebook" just open a new site for people like her, and call it: "Crotchbook"

Trucker, it's called "AdultFriendFinder.com"