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Confabulat [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 12:12:55 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

The hell you say.
 
Mawson of the Antarctic
2012-01-12 01:02:06 PM
The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull notwithstanding, this list just confirms for me that Indiana Jones was, is, and will forever be a badass named after a dog.
 
Zombie DJ
2012-01-12 01:22:13 PM
You're wrong on every count, Subby.
I knew them all.
THAT'S why I didn't hate Crystal Skull like the other movie going mouth breathers.
He's farking Indiana Jones and he's been everywhere, done everything and met everyone!

i81.photobucket.com

/Say Nuke the Fridge to my face and you lose a testicle.
 
Fireproof
2012-01-12 01:40:01 PM
When did iO9 become a Cracked wannabe?
 
Fano
2012-01-12 01:43:16 PM
They could have made any number of decent movies based on some of the old Marvel Comics

/Shangri-La
 
verbaltoxin
2012-01-12 01:46:56 PM
Like all those OSS missions he went on and won medals for? Those were mentioned in passing by the FBI dudes in Indy 4.

/Loved the Young Indiana Jones Adventures
 
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2012-01-12 02:14:54 PM
imgs.xkcd.com
 
Counter_Intelligent
2012-01-12 02:38:48 PM
Evidently, parenthood was not one of them.
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 02:43:44 PM
Counter_Intelligent: Evidently, parenthood was not one of them.

I almost always hate when screenwriters use the cliched crutch of bring in a new character and it turns out to be a child the main character never knew about. It implies that the hero is such a selfish ass he can miss the fact that the love of his life disappears from his life forever and he doesn't question it? Also Marian was a sympathetic character till we find out she acted like a vindictive biatch by denying Indy the chance to see his son grow up. Even if she hated him to deny a dad the right to know his kid is alive is just sick and it makes me dislike the character.
 
Counter_Intelligent
2012-01-12 02:53:14 PM
NuttierThanEver: I almost always hate when screenwriters use the cliched crutch of bring in a new character and it turns out to be a child the main character never knew about. It implies that the hero is such a selfish ass he can miss the fact that the love of his life disappears from his life forever and he doesn't question it? Also Marian was a sympathetic character till we find out she acted like a vindictive biatch by denying Indy the chance to see his son grow up. Even if she hated him to deny a dad the right to know his kid is alive is just sick and it makes me dislike the character.

It all makes sense when you realize that the movie after the refrigerator was just Indy's trip through the bardo to his next life.
 
Strolpol
2012-01-12 03:17:20 PM
I recall one of my favorite Indy books revolving around him going to the center of the earth, which was hollow for some reason.
 
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2012-01-12 03:26:57 PM
Strolpol: I recall one of my favorite Indy books revolving around him going to the center of the earth, which was hollow for some reason.

Pfft. Everyone knows the Earth is filled with a creamy nougat center.
 
peasandcarrots
2012-01-12 04:15:38 PM
I liked Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I guess that means I don't get to hang out with all the cool kids.
 
dmars
2012-01-12 05:31:56 PM
Zombie DJ: You're wrong on every count, Subby.
I knew them all.
THAT'S why I didn't hate Crystal Skull like the other movie going mouth breathers.
He's farking Indiana Jones and he's been everywhere, done everything and met everyone!

[i81.photobucket.com image 471x479]

/Say Nuke the Fridge to my face and you lose a testicle.

I still have Indiana Jones and Young Indiana Jones novels from when I was a kid, I have read a whole bunch of adventures that most people haven't seen, but fark Crystal Skull and fark you.
 
Rascuache
2012-01-12 06:18:04 PM
Man, i have the book mentioned in #10. After he finds noah's ark he has sex with that woman, which in turn causes an avalanche to dislodge the boat and send Indy tumbling down Mt.Sinai.
 
JonZoidberg
2012-01-12 08:26:42 PM
Man, if they had only made a screenplay of Fate of Atlantis instead of doing the Crystal Skull. Fate of Atlantis was an awesome Indy story and would have made a great movie.
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2012-01-12 09:24:51 PM
Indiana Jones goes to the Playboy mansion.
 
Znuh
2012-01-13 01:23:45 AM
ramascreen.com

And it's real.

http://www.ramascreen.com/indiana-jones-nuke-the-fridge-action-figure
 
Zombie DJ
2012-01-13 01:22:10 PM
dmars: Zombie DJ: You're wrong on every count, Subby.
I knew them all.
THAT'S why I didn't hate Crystal Skull like the other movie going mouth breathers.
He's farking Indiana Jones and he's been everywhere, done everything and met everyone!

[i81.photobucket.com image 471x479]

/Say Nuke the Fridge to my face and you lose a testicle.

I still have Indiana Jones and Young Indiana Jones novels from when I was a kid, I have read a whole bunch of adventures that most people haven't seen, but fark Crystal Skull and fark you.

Your tears bring me joy.
 
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