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2012-01-12 02:45:37 AM
www.mutantreviewers.com

...but everyone here calls me Vicky...
 
2012-01-12 06:10:11 AM
Gay candidates weren't always welcomed into the agency in the past. Many believed their sexual preferences would leave them more vulnerable to blackmail.

Many people still do, because in many cases they still can. If you're gay, but not out to your family and friends, then that makes you a potential blackmail target. It's not the being gay part, per se, it's the secrecy and embarrassment part.
 
2012-01-12 08:22:28 AM
Harriette
Sweeet Harriette.
 
2012-01-12 09:16:17 AM
Bond works for MI6, not MI5.
 
2012-01-12 09:17:31 AM
That is the gayest thing I have ever seen.
www.morethings.com
 
2012-01-12 09:19:14 AM
Hide this microfilm in your bum and sneak it back to HQ.

No problem, it'll fit in next to spy manuel I keep there.
 
2012-01-12 09:25:24 AM
lack of warmth: Hide this microfilm in your bum and sneak it back to HQ.

No problem, it'll fit in next to spy manuel I keep there.


You should check out the spy museum in DC. There is a whole wall dedicated to things spies have shoved up their ass.
 
2012-01-12 09:26:34 AM
lack of warmth: Hide this microfilm in your bum and sneak it back to HQ.

No problem, it'll fit in next to spy manuel I keep there.


maxblumenthal.com
Que?
 
2012-01-12 09:26:41 AM
Wellon Dowd: Bond works for MI6, not MI5.

Technically correct being the best kind of correct, Bond works for the Secret Intelligence Service (new window) - MI6 is a nickname. But it's a really cool nickname and that's why we don't need something euphemistic like The Company.
 
2012-01-12 09:26:42 AM
AbbeySomeone: Harriette
Sweeet Harriette.


Hard Hearted Harbringer of Haggis!

images.static-bluray.com
 
2012-01-12 09:29:09 AM
liam76: lack of warmth: Hide this microfilm in your bum and sneak it back to HQ.

No problem, it'll fit in next to spy manuel I keep there.

You should check out the spy museum in DC. There is a whole wall dedicated to things spies have shoved up their ass.


I'ld rather not. Not that interested.
 
2012-01-12 09:31:30 AM
Subliterati: Wellon Dowd: Bond works for MI6, not MI5.

Technically correct being the best kind of correct, Bond works for the Secret Intelligence Service (new window) - MI6 is a nickname. But it's a really cool nickname and that's why we don't need something euphemistic like The Company.


Technical link error being the worst kind of link error, you failed to make a workig link.
 
2012-01-12 09:33:16 AM
i42.tinypic.com
 
2012-01-12 09:34:49 AM
imprimere: Subliterati: Wellon Dowd: Bond works for MI6, not MI5.

Technically correct being the best kind of correct, Bond works for the Secret Intelligence Service (new window) - MI6 is a nickname. But it's a really cool nickname and that's why we don't need something euphemistic like The Company.

Technical link error being the worst kind of link error, you failed to make a workig link.


Or were you setting that up for employees of MI1?
 
2012-01-12 09:35:11 AM
imprimere: Technical link error being the worst kind of link error, you failed to make a workig link.

It works only if you have the proper security clearance to view it.
 
2012-01-12 09:35:34 AM
We danced all night long, and she called me my dear'
Then she burped real loud, and finished my beer
I looked in her eyes, and then realized (whoops)
She looked really cute
But she was a guy

/not sure if obscure
 
2012-01-12 09:36:58 AM
reported: imprimere: Technical link error being the worst kind of link error, you failed to make a workig link.

It works only if you have the proper security clearance to view it.


Yes, I've got MI1 working on it now.
 
2012-01-12 09:39:03 AM
Only cause they are good at infiltrating back doors.
 
2012-01-12 09:42:00 AM
Oddly apropos. (new window)
 
2012-01-12 09:42:54 AM
DammitIForgotMyLogin: Gay candidates weren't always welcomed into the agency in the past. Many believed their sexual preferences would leave them more vulnerable to blackmail.

Many people still do, because in many cases they still can. If you're gay, but not out to your family and friends, then that makes you a potential blackmail target. It's not the being gay part, per se, it's the secrecy and embarrassment part.


No - not really. This is really a generational thing. Those in their 20/30s today are completely out to family and co-workers. Those in their 50/60s might still be in the closet and still have potential issues (I've known many a bitter gay 60 year old). But the stigma of being gay is gone in the vast majority of workplaces - especially in government circles so the risk of this being vulnerable to this issue has fallen drastically.
 
2012-01-12 09:46:18 AM
Counter_Intelligent: Oddly apropos. (new window)

For queens and country, James?
 
2012-01-12 09:51:00 AM
imprimere: For queens and country, James?

No. For me.
 
2012-01-12 09:58:18 AM
22 posts and no "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy" or Kim Philby references? You're slacking today.
 
2012-01-12 10:07:55 AM
lack of warmth: liam76: lack of warmth: Hide this microfilm in your bum and sneak it back to HQ.

No problem, it'll fit in next to spy manuel I keep there.

You should check out the spy museum in DC. There is a whole wall dedicated to things spies have shoved up their ass.

I'ld rather not. Not that interested.


It is pretty funny, especially consideringt hat the museum is geared for kids as well, so you have a lot of parents trying to guide their kids away fromt hat section when they realize what it is.
 
2012-01-12 10:21:11 AM
Vorpal: [i42.tinypic.com image 463x294]

Well played sir (or madam)...well played...you have won a free internets
 
2012-01-12 10:31:24 AM
imprimere: imprimere: Subliterati: Wellon Dowd: Bond works for MI6, not MI5.

Technically correct being the best kind of correct, Bond works for the Secret Intelligence Service (new window) - MI6 is a nickname. But it's a really cool nickname and that's why we don't need something euphemistic like The Company.

Technical link error being the worst kind of link error, you failed to make a workig link.

Or were you setting that up for employees of MI1?


Nah, it was an https link and fark couldn't retrieve the certificate. They were like "What certificate? We don't have a certificate. You're crazy! There's no-one here and you can't prove nothing."
 
2012-01-12 10:38:48 AM
Subliterati: imprimere: imprimere: Subliterati: Wellon Dowd: Bond works for MI6, not MI5.

Technically correct being the best kind of correct, Bond works for the Secret Intelligence Service (new window) - MI6 is a nickname. But it's a really cool nickname and that's why we don't need something euphemistic like The Company.

Technical link error being the worst kind of link error, you failed to make a workig link.

Or were you setting that up for employees of MI1?

Nah, it was an https link and fark couldn't retrieve the certificate. They were like "What certificate? We don't have a certificate. You're crazy! There's no-one here and you can't prove nothing."


Those bastards!
 
2012-01-12 10:55:35 AM
This is so thuper-fab.

Now they can work on letting in those scum of the earth who at one time smoked a joint.
 
2012-01-12 11:02:12 AM
Stinkyy: This is so thuper-fab.

Now they can work on letting in those scum of the earth who at one time smoked a joint.


They are letting in people who smoke joints... oh, that kind of joint!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 02:31:53 PM
Vorpal: [i42.tinypic.com image 463x294]

"Should we Mr. Kidd?" /spirtz-spritz

"Certainly, Mr. Wint"
 
2012-01-12 03:13:44 PM
gja: Vorpal: [i42.tinypic.com image 463x294]

"Should we Mr. Kidd?" /spirtz-spritz

"Certainly, Mr. Wint"


Came here for this, leaving FABULOUS

/ok so they weren't fabuolus but
 
2012-01-12 03:47:28 PM
www.parentssource.com
 
2012-01-12 03:52:02 PM
I love the "blackmail" excuse for not allowing gays to work in intelligence organizations.

The logic goes: You are at risk for blackmail, because if someone finds out you are gay, you can get fired. Therefore we will fire you for being gay.
 
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