You guys are sick and you disgust me. You know who you are. And stop touching yourself.

Slaxl: Poor boy. 5 years is too big an age gap to be enjoying the benefits of sisters who can bring home female friends. He'll have 4 girls running around and teasing him and he won' t know which is which.

He'll no doubt turn gay due to the overinfluence of females.

Disappointed there are no pics of babies. I wonder why they deliver them so early? Was she about to assplode?

Slaxl: Poor boy. 5 years is too big an age gap to be enjoying the benefits of sisters who can bring home female friends. He'll have 4 girls running around and teasing him and he won' t know which is which.

Oddly the last part of your statement is what I was thinking in a roundabout way. Imagine the fun they will be able to have at school though. Oh the trouble they will be able to unleash.

I hate the fact that I'll have to wait at least 19 years to see how hot they are.

makes me want to dump my quad... do we still use that
/wasnt that a thing for a while

Approves. (new window)

Well since it was a quad we know she didn't lag

Nefarious: Never tell me the odds

Thank you!

Winning: According to the file name, this is after triplets.


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Put her in a bustier and shut the fark up.

Quadmother beats identical odds of 13 million to one

Apparently, there are roughly 134 million people born each year, so you'd expect this sort of thing to happen a bit less than once a month (10 times a year). Chances are, though, that most don't survive.

NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!

Beating odds like htat? Truly a miracle from God. Take heed, Fark Atheists^TM

Laura, Sophie, Jasmin and Kim

What the hell kind of names are those for identical quadruplets?!

No. From now on, their names are Casey, Lacey, Stacey, and Tracey.

John Nash: Beating odds like htat? Truly a miracle from God. Take heed, Fark AtheistsTM

2/10 but only for the misspelling.

I once saw a lady who had quadruplets that consisted of two pairs of identical twins, one pair of boys, one pair of girls. Somewhere a statistician's head just asploded.

John Nash: Beating odds like htat? Truly a miracle from God. Take heed, Fark AtheistsTM

The God of Golden Retrievers maybe.

Guidette Frankentits: John Nash: Beating odds like htat? Truly a miracle from God. Take heed, Fark AtheistsTM

2/10 but only for the misspelling.

Surely I deserve credit for my careful use of superscript. I appeal this decision on the grounds that troll scores are lame.

Ooooo.... A 5-way in 15 18 years

DubyaHater: Ooooo.... A 5-way in 15 18 years

The Leaque of Men uses a 4 year term president system. We aren't ready to start naming life-long emporers just yet.

DubyaHater: Ooooo.... A 5-way in 15 18 years

Yeah, i went there too.

A five year gap is great! I grew up with sisters 4 & 2 years older and 2 & 3 years younger. The only way I could get a date with someone they didn't know was to go to college out-of-state!

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Glad I wasn't the only person that thought about that when I read the headline. Whew.

Pixiest: 18 years boys, and you can have the ultimate fantasy... unless they all turn out fat.

Or inherit their mother's chin.

How can they tell if newborn babies are identical? They all look pretty much the same right out of the gate.

To quote one of Reno's Finest "In 18 years that'll be one HELL of a tag team..."

When I was a teenager I used to babysit for a lady that had identical twin girls. The mom said after they were a month old she had no idea which one was which.
They had their ears pierced and different colored stones in the earrings to tell them apart. She picked a name and assigned a color, said she had a fifty fifty chance of having gotten it right.
I sat for her for months and never could tell them apart by looks but noticed that Mary made fists with her thumbs tucked inside and Alice with her thumbs outside. There were differences, but they were miniscule.

Winning: They count the sacks when they do the ultrasound.
My brother and his wife found out they were going to have fraternal twins cause there were two sacks, if they were identical there would only have been one.

Close, but not quite (new window). Fraternal twins will* have separate sacs and placentas. Identical twins might have separate placentas, and will probably have separate sacs.

* Almost always. Very little is cast in stone in biology; two separate (nonidentical) zygotes can even fuse to form a single chimeric individual.

AbbeySomeone:

Disappointed there are no pics of babies.

You sick bastard

Came for three references, only found two: Han and Quad Damage!!!.


Hef hopes he can live long enough to capitalize on them.

/now I'm satisfied.