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imprimere

2012-01-12 02:45:32 AM

Lying, paralyzed, in a hospital bed in the US... because, like Universal Healthcare and stuff.

dang sure

2012-01-12 02:45:53 AM

USA veterans hospital near DC had the identical problem.

Yes it is the governments fault.

Dims and Crats.

Inchoate

2012-01-12 02:47:52 AM

Sounds like a perfect time for Rate My Rat!

Bigdogdaddy

2012-01-12 02:48:09 AM

Hey. In all fairness, rats gotta eat too.

attention span of a retarded fruit fly

2012-01-12 02:48:55 AM

Rat , Peanut, Rat thread...

Ben is now a Fark mod?

que.guero

2012-01-12 02:49:43 AM

For some reason, I read this as What could be worse than lying, paralyzed, in a hospital bed in IndiaNA? Rats

Bippal

2012-01-12 02:53:57 AM

Mice get bad here in the part of Indiana I live, but not rats.

Farty McPooPants

2012-01-12 02:56:19 AM

Over, using, commas?

/read that in Kirk's voice.

Huck And Molly Ziegler

2012-01-12 02:56:32 AM

The only thing more systematically deadly than third-world mass transportation is third-world medicine.

(Unless it's that one cure that they carry out all the time and we don't because there's no money in it for the greed-pig drug companies of the West.)

imprimere

2012-01-12 03:00:30 AM

Farty McPooPants: Over, using, commas?

/read that in Kirk's voice.

OK, I will.

Over... using... commas?

Like that?

jingks

2012-01-12 03:00:49 AM

Typical media overreaction.

They were obviously therapeutic rat nibbles, used to increase blood flow to the patients extremities in a hope to promote nerve growth.

jingks

2012-01-12 03:01:59 AM

imprimere: Farty McPooPants: Over, using, commas?

/read that in Kirk's voice.

OK, I will.

Over... using... commas?

Like that?

No, more like:

OVER; using; comMAS!

randompersons87

2012-01-12 03:03:16 AM

Why is the solution to fire nurses and doctors when the hospital is infested with rats?

imprimere

2012-01-12 03:07:11 AM

jingks: imprimere: Farty McPooPants: Over, using, commas?

/read that in Kirk's voice.

OK, I will.

Over... using... commas?

Like that?

No, more like:

OVER; using; comMAS!

Ah, that is better.

Man, it's really scary how perfectly Shatner's face can be burned into one's brain.

ultraholland

2012-01-12 03:09:32 AM

Mother Theresa's nearby?

Huck And Molly Ziegler

2012-01-12 03:12:54 AM

At least it wasn't ten thousand nuns and orphans.

89 Stick-Up Kid

2012-01-12 03:37:34 AM

Rats. Why does it have to be rats?!

Rik01

2012-01-12 03:52:58 AM

Attendants, who were fast asleep, woke up on hearing a glass crash to the floor.

INTENSIVE CARE UNIT and sleeping. Rats feeding on the patients. Apparently, from the amount of time it would take them to cut through the breathing tube, for quite awhile.

Didn't India boast a few years ago that they would soon pass the USA as a technological and economical power?

I doubt it.

Now Africa is a krap place because people have no problem doing stupid and usually lethal things to each other and everyone else in the vicinity.

India is gaining on Africa in that no one there apparently cares about anyone else.

Note: My Aunt had an Indian physician as her primary care Dr here in the US. I met the lady and doubt if I could come across another obviously uncaring woman in years of searching. To protect my Aunt, my family convinced her to change Dr.s to one we knew actually gave a shiat about patients.

phrawgh

2012-01-12 03:55:12 AM

Rate My Rat!

johncb76006

2012-01-12 04:02:57 AM

What could be worse than lying, paralyzed, in a hospital bed in India?

Waking up paralyzed with short curlies in your teeth next to a naked Rosie O'Donnell?

Goodfella

2012-01-12 04:11:32 AM

Why did it have to be rats?

CujoQuarrel

2012-01-12 04:15:01 AM

johncb76006: What could be worse than lying, paralyzed, in a hospital bed in India?

Waking up paralyzed with short curlies in your teeth next to a naked Rosie O'Donnell?

AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!

// Throws self off building.
/

Keizer_Ghidorah

2012-01-12 04:44:04 AM

This is why you leave the cobras alone, they eat rats like popcorn.

ghare

2012-01-12 05:02:55 AM

randompersons87: Why is the solution to fire nurses and doctors when the hospital is infested with rats?

They have Republicans in India too?

/Firing administrators who are responsible? What are you, nuts?

Slaxl

2012-01-12 05:36:50 AM

Goodfella: [latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com image 201x300]

Why did it have to be rats?

images.wikia.com

I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers!! I'm the one who hatesh ratsh, you hate shnakes, Junior!!

rwfan

2012-01-12 05:41:24 AM

Rat trifecta in play?

//quick somebody submit another story about rats, it's certain to go green.

Memoryalpha

2012-01-12 05:59:57 AM

You want to know what's worse Subby? Being in one of Mother Teresa's centers in India. In a hospital they at least try to alleviate your suffering, at one of her torture chambers they want to enhance it for the good of your soul.

bump

2012-01-12 06:00:29 AM

I wonder if that link could have a few more pop ups...

bump

2012-01-12 06:01:52 AM

Being in one of Mother Teresa's centers in India. In a hospital they at least try to alleviate your suffering, at one of her torture chambers they want to enhance it for the good of your soul.

What is it with all of the 'Mother Teresa was an evil witch' stuff I occasionally come across...

Qaiwolf

2012-01-12 06:02:42 AM

cyberlogicx

2012-01-12 06:04:33 AM

I think subbys use of commas is worse. Much worse.

Day_Old_Dutchie

2012-01-12 06:10:07 AM

attention span of a retarded fruit fly: Rat , Peanut, Rat thread...

Ben is now a Fark mod?

Two,

rather a lot really.

animalmagnet

2012-01-12 06:19:55 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: This is why you leave the cobras alone, they eat rats like popcorn.

Cats will also eat rats, and they don't have the undesirable side effects of cobras.

vudukungfu

2012-01-12 06:37:45 AM

Munkee!

Olympus Mons

2012-01-12 06:58:07 AM

At least with our job creators more people in India have our jobs now...

NutWrench

2012-01-12 07:12:43 AM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: At least it wasn't ten thousand nuns and orphans.

Ten thousand nuns and orphans? What's so bad about that?

AbbeySomeone

2012-01-12 07:29:04 AM

jingks: Typical media overreaction.

They were obviously therapeutic rat nibbles, used to increase blood flow to the patients extremities in a hope to promote nerve growth.

Ha!

Seriously, that's a horifying situation.

SithLord

2012-01-12 07:46:14 AM

This guy would beg to differ.

drew46n2

2012-01-12 07:54:14 AM

came here for the commas because that headline is atrocious.

punistation

2012-01-12 08:08:57 AM

Attendants, who were fast asleep...

Typical of the India workforce. You want better? Pay the bribes.

The hospital administration didn't confirm the incident

Of course not. After all... maybe it DIDN'T happen?

a three-member committee has been formed to probe the matter...

Three pals of the administrator just got a sweet, do nothing job. Just attend a meeting, have a few drinks on the company card, and cash the weekly check. Sweet gig.

We have taken some temporary steps to keep away the rats

They told the cleaner to put down a rat trap in the corner.

neversubmit

2012-01-12 08:10:34 AM

Shouldn't it be laying because the guy is paralyzed and someone put him there?

/why yes i think i'm funny

neversubmit

2012-01-12 08:14:39 AM

CujoQuarrel: johncb76006: What could be worse than lying, paralyzed, in a hospital bed in India?

Waking up paralyzed with short curlies in your teeth next to a naked Rosie O'Donnell?

AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!

// Throws self off building.
/

You can't you're paralyzed. Ha ha you have to live with it.

animalmagnet: Keizer_Ghidorah: This is why you leave the cobras alone, they eat rats like popcorn.

Cats will also eat rats, and they don't have the undesirable side effects of cobras.

But cats and rats have fleas so COBRA! FTW!

youngandstupid

2012-01-12 08:37:01 AM

He must have been staying in Room 101.

And as far as the headline is concerned. The only thing that could be worse is if the rats prefer sausage
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500 Days of Summer Camp

2012-01-12 08:44:32 AM

bump: Being in one of Mother Teresa's centers in India. In a hospital they at least try to alleviate your suffering, at one of her torture chambers they want to enhance it for the good of your soul.

What is it with all of the 'Mother Teresa was an evil witch' stuff I occasionally come across...

Oh, he's just aping the opinion of the dead alcoholic warmonger Christopher Hitchens. Mother Theresa was one of H's hobbyhorses; the "contrarian" opinion has now become so mainstream that the real rebellion is to donate to the Missionaries of Charity.

Stabone33

2012-01-12 09:02:14 AM

What could be worse than lying, paralyzed, in a hospital bed in India? Rats

Telling the truth in a hospital bed in India? Because then, you don't deserve the rats.

Sarah Palin's Conscience

2012-01-12 09:05:18 AM

I am shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that a country with poor sanitation, apathetic/unskilled workforce, and worships rats would have a rat problem.

SHOCKED!

/they also produced the new drug-resistant strain of TB
//thanks, assholes

PsyLord

2012-01-12 09:07:51 AM

A close second: Being crucified on a tree and eaten by vultures

www.derekyu.com

jjhinnola

2012-01-12 09:11:03 AM

Rik01: Attendants, who were fast asleep, woke up on hearing a glass crash to the floor.

INTENSIVE CARE UNIT and sleeping. Rats feeding on the patients. Apparently, from the amount of time it would take them to cut through the breathing tube, for quite awhile.

Didn't India boast a few years ago that they would soon pass the USA as a technological and economical power?

I doubt it.

Now Africa is a krap place because people have no problem doing stupid and usually lethal things to each other and everyone else in the vicinity.

India is gaining on Africa in that no one there apparently cares about anyone else.

Note: My Aunt had an Indian physician as her primary care Dr here in the US. I met the lady and doubt if I could come across another obviously uncaring woman in years of searching. To protect my Aunt, my family convinced her to change Dr.s to one we knew actually gave a shiat about patients.

No true Scotsman I know would ever say something of this manner.

EbolaNYC

2012-01-12 09:15:18 AM

Rik01: Attendants, who were fast asleep, woke up on hearing a glass crash to the floor.

INTENSIVE CARE UNIT and sleeping. Rats feeding on the patients. Apparently, from the amount of time it would take them to cut through the breathing tube, for quite awhile.

Didn't India boast a few years ago that they would soon pass the USA as a technological and economical power?

I doubt it.

Now Africa is a krap place because people have no problem doing stupid and usually lethal things to each other and everyone else in the vicinity.

India is gaining on Africa in that no one there apparently cares about anyone else.

Note: My Aunt had an Indian physician as her primary care Dr here in the US. I met the lady and doubt if I could come across another obviously uncaring woman in years of searching. To protect my Aunt, my family convinced her to change Dr.s to one we knew actually gave a shiat about patients.

India is horrible place, probably #1 on my list of places to never visit. My wife stopped being freinds with an Indian girl who expresssd some pretty stong racism aginst a guy I was friends because his caste is Gujurathi. Later I start finding out that this guy is really racist himeself to not only lower caste Indians but black people, considering my wife is half black, she was pretty taken aback by it since she defended this jackoff. That whole country sucks.

ObscureNameHere

2012-01-12 09:44:23 AM

EbolaNYC: India is horrible place, probably #1 on my list of places to never visit. My wife stopped being freinds with an Indian girl who expresssd some pretty stong racism aginst a guy I was friends because his caste is Gujurathi. Later I start finding out that this guy is really racist himeself to not only lower caste Indians but black people, considering my wife is half black, she was pretty taken aback by it since she defended this jackoff. That whole country sucks.

A revelation comes when one grows-up in small town 'white' Canada then gets older and goes out in the world. I quickly found out that 'whitey' did not nearly hold a monopoly on racism, despite what upbeat 80's sitcoms told me.

Example: I see attractive women on a commuter train and point it to my single friend (he was born in Canada of Indian descent). He looks at her and says 'FR'. I say "What?" He says "FR - Forbidden Race". I said 'What about just using the qualifier 'pretty'?" No deal, apparently.

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