This is why we have unions. At least someone would be held accountable here in the USA.

I'm torn between being a grammer notzee and trying to link this to a specific, bad Stallone movie.

Workman. Hear aboutof traffic that has stoped...

calbert: headline hurt brain.

This of the yes. Subby no grammar so goodly well.

Clear people problems.

You about traffic has stopped, hearing it not been below

The bus-driver?

What may happen to those who go too deep....

Sarah Palin looking for oil again? DRILL BABY DRILL!

So is "about" being used as an adjective here or what?

It's a "bit" scary innit?

*gets coat*


btw, the exorcism link's quite a good read too :)

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What may happen to those who go too deep....

So a Balrog can burst out of my girlfriend because I'm too long?

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What may happen to those who go too deep....

So a Balrog can burst out of my girlfriend because I'm too long?

yea actually, hit her cervix too much and she complains.

someone has to do it:

I'd like to go to Sweden and drill into some tunnels.

There was so much potential for a great headline and this is best you could do?

Coulda been worse. Coulda drilled a Zombie graveyard and let those critters loose. Beware of anyone trading umlauts for brains.

Damn socialists drilling holes again

This site is a goldmine!

Poor-quality pot keeps grower out of prison
http://www.thelocal.se/37574/20111125/

Man gets prison after naked train sex attack
http://www.thelocal.se/38376/20120107/

Rogue rodent keeps US SAS flight grounded
http://www.thelocal.se/38450/20120111/

Sweden must be a hell of a place

Stockholm police are treating the incident as a possible criminal offence, a case of negligence or alternatively of endangering the public.

"It's a company carrying out ground work for a potential building project, which drilled in the wrong place. The drill has penetrated a tunnel and a pipe came loose and fell down hitting a vehicle," said Sasse Sahlin at one of the city's traffic management centres to news agency TT.

Criminal offence? If this had happened in the U.S. these valiant Job Creators (TM) would have gotten a fat government contract to repair the damage they caused and then a few breaks and loopholes so they didn't have to pay any of it back in taxes. And when the whole thing collapsed later and killed some people because they used a bottle of Elmer's glue to hold up a couple of six ton stone panels there'd be an investigation that results in everybody getting a medal and some more tax breaks.

Why does Sweden hate Job Creators?

Stupid ad pop-up on the link site that won't go away because it's completely blank and as a result the only way to make it disappear is to exit the link without reading the freakin' article

davidphogan: This is why we have unions. At least someone would be held accountable here in the USA.

Headline FTFA: "Errant drill penetrates Stockholm tunnel." Fark ready? I believe so. Subby is trying too hard. Hehe. Hard.

A cuech dreefer trefelleeng thruoogh a toonnel in centrel Stuckhulm oon Vednesdey ves shucked vhee a geeunt irun ber sooddenly penetreted hees veendscreee frum zee ceeeling ebufe-a. Svedeesh Bundege-a Feureees loonch heegh-tech glubel treesoore-a hoont (12 Jun 12) Breestffeedeeng moom in Svedeesh cer vreck (12 Jun 12) Rugooe-a rudent keeps US SES fleeght gruoonded (11 Jun 12) "Sooddenly zeere-a ves a bung und zee vhule-a veendscreee joost funeeshed," seeed cuech dreefer Goonner Nurberg tu Sfereeges Redeeu (SR). Zee cuech ves furced tu a stup und zee Södra länkee ('Zee Suoozeern Leenk') toonnel hed tu be-a clused ooffff. "I vent ooootseede-a, oonly tu see-a thees hooge-a irun ber thet ceme-a thruoogh zee ceeeling und vent ell zee vey intu zee gruoond. It ves qooeete-a oobfeeuoos thet sumeune-a ves dreelling ebufe-a," Nurberg coonteenooed. Stuckhulm puleece-a ere-a treeteeng zee inceedent es a pusseeble-a creeminel ooffffence-a, a cese-a ooff negleegence-a oor elterneteefely ooff indungereeng zee poobleec. "It's a cumpuny cerryeeng oooot gruoond vurk fur a putenteeel booeelding pruject, vheech dreelled in zee vrung plece-a. Zee dreell hes penetreted a toonnel und a peepe-a ceme-a luuse-a und fell doon heetting a feheecle-a," seeed Sesse-a Sehleen et oone-a ooff zee ceety's treffffeec munegement centres tu noos egency TT. Hooefer, zee vurkmun vhu ves cerryeeng oooot zee vurk ebufe-a tuld SR thet Södra länkee toonnel vesn't oon zee meps ooff zee ceety he-a hed receeefed furm zee ceety cuoonceel. He-a hed heerd oon zee redeeu thet treffffeec hed beee helted in zee toonnel, boot deedn't poot tvu und tvu tugezeer, eccurdeeng tu SR. He-a ves oonly nuteeffied ooff zee ecceedent vhee zee puleece-a erreefed. Tu Nurberg, in zee toonnel, it ves oobfeeuoos vhet ves gueeng oon ebufe-a. "Yuoo cuoold heer thet it ves sumeune-a dreelling. Zeere-a ves a bluudy recket doon zeere-a in zee toonnel. Und zeey kept oon dreelling, oobfeeuoosly unevere-a ooff vhet hed heppened. Su I celled Redeeu Stuckhulm." Ell treffffeec ves leter stupped leedeeng tu zee Södra länkee toonnel. "Un inspectur hes seence-a checked zee demeges und noo treffffeec hes beee let in egeeen veet leemited eccess," Sehleen seeed tu TT. Nu oone-a ves epperently hoort dooreeng zee inceedent, despeete-a tvu troocks cresheeng in tu zee dreell. Södra länkee is a 6 keelumetre-a Stuckhulm muturvey, ooff vheech 4.7 keelumetres roons undergruoond. Bork Bork BOrk!

Who cares about drilling when the next story down is :

Swedish Bondage Fairies launch high-tech global treasure hunt

Massive design and surveying fail.

I almost had a train hit a drill steel once.

A coach driver travelling through a tunnel in central Stockholm on Wednesday was shocked when a giant iron bar suddenly penetrated his windscreen from the ceiling above.

Coach Driver?

The article had me at "Swedish Bondage Fairies", which is now my new band name.

I'm not clicking on this link. I'm going to wait for the David Fincher version which will be closer to the original newspaper article and have a better soundtrack.

"If this is not an exercise, could it be a ..."

// duggaduggadugga

davidphogan: This is why we have unions. At least someone would be held accountable The work would never have begun in the first place here in the USA.

//Awfully nice comment you posted there...would be a shame if anything were to..."happen" to it...