Butter at Eleven....

What the fark happened to his nostrils?

"MAH BISCUITS ARE BURNIN'! FIRE IN THE HAT! GREAT HORNY TOADS, THAT SMARTS!!!" (new window)

Day_Old_Dutchie: "MAH BISCUITS ARE BURNIN'! FIRE IN THE HAT! GREAT HORNY TOADS, THAT SMARTS!!!" (new window)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hjfgnXAiQ60 #t =1s (new window)

Future king of England.

'Burn THEM biscuits?'

/redneck grammar nazi

Well burn my biscuits!

TenJed_77: I wonder if the eggs were sloppy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc3SEBA-9nU
/nothing is obscure

Came for "Jesse" White reference.

Leaving happy. :-)


// Cause "'Jesse' is the devil in his self"

Needs a three wood to the back of the head.

TenJed_77: I wonder if the eggs were sloppy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc3SEBA-9nU
/nothing is obscure

"I was sniffin' a lotta gasoline at the time!"

Well food is serious business. Just look at yesterday where 3 family members were killed over a peeled orange. People have just got to learn you don't go messing with others food and not have to face consequences and repercussions. The son in this article should just be happy he can still breathe because if burning biscuits isn't a capital offense I don't know what is.

Would have been homicide charges if pork chops were burnt. Don't burn that mans chops.

Dammit - kids need to learn to pay attention. It's this lack of attention to detail that's led to the current economic crisis in this country. Kids used to be raised to know better - they'd come out of school well-prepared for the workforce, work hard, save money, and get ahead. Now, thanks to the damn liberals running the ship, they can't even cook biscuits properly. It's not particularly difficult to do, either. Probably some sort of psychology major or the like.

No wonder the idiots are protesting the hard workers on Wall Street. They're too damned stupid to accomplish basic task.

Non-story here, aside from the bigger social implications. Father needed to stop molly-coddling the kid at some point anyway.

seanwlambert: The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.

Like "lifts and separates". Wasn't that the Playtex bra tag line?

seanwlambert: The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.

Overlook?

I use timers and I've never in my life burned a baked good. Some people must cook very differently than I do.

/PDX area farkers should get it.

Seems like I've seen that fella in a mugshot before. Maybe he was one of those hippie dudes that got picked up from an concentration er occupation camps. ;-p

Sounds like another case of ADHD to me. You'd think such a concerned and attentive father would have taken him to the doctor before it got this bad.

/Father of the Year here was a father at 19.
//Having kids in your teens is a great idea.

Marcintosh: AHM BURNIN MAH BISCUITS!
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Is that what the kids are calling it now?

That guy's son must be a monster. He is 6 foot 9 and needs a meat cleaver too?

professordumbledorf: That guy's son must be a monster. He is 6 foot 9 and needs a meat cleaver too?

Wondered about that - the scale on the left doesn't correlate with the one on the right, not sure what I'm looking at there, whether 6'9" or 5'11".

Apparently the daughter burned the biscuits and the son tried to intervene in the screaming session, leading to the father biting him, breaking a plate over his head, then using the meat cleaver. One of the family said something like "Everyone knows Harry has an anger problem".