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(CBC) Scary Canadian freestyle skier Sarah Burke in coma after mishap while training on superpipe in Park City   (cbc.ca) divider line 37
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2012-01-11 07:49:16 PM
So who has a joke about this?
 
2012-01-11 07:50:11 PM
I wish her a speedy recoovery and hope she comes oot of that cooma sown.
 
2012-01-11 07:50:42 PM
I'll bring her out of her coma
 
2012-01-11 07:51:19 PM
She can ride my pipe.
 
2012-01-11 07:55:49 PM
"freestyle skier" meaning one of those X-Games idiots?
 
2012-01-11 07:57:05 PM
This sucks. Sarah is one of the best.
 
2012-01-11 08:05:24 PM
2xhelix: This sucks. Sarah is one of the best.

Not sure if serious.
 
2012-01-11 08:21:28 PM
ravi105: Not sure if serious.

www.sweetslyrics.com

They know. They know it's serious.
 
2012-01-11 08:28:40 PM
buckeyebrain: "freestyle skier" meaning one of those X-Games idiots?

They're not gonna be happy until they kill somebody on live TeeVee, and then mostly because it will generate a lot of high margin soft goods sales.

Anyway, I hope she gets better and reconsiders her career path.
 
2012-01-11 08:29:40 PM
RIP Brian Burke?
 
2012-01-11 08:32:11 PM
"We know that she had landed a trick in the pipe and had landed at the bottom of the pipe and kind of hit on her feet, so she landed, and then bounced onto her feet, head kind of thing,"

Huh?
 
2012-01-11 08:35:37 PM
violentsalvation: "We know that she had landed a trick in the pipe and had landed at the bottom of the pipe and kind of hit on her feet, so she landed, and then bounced onto her feet, head kind of thing,"

Huh?


Maybe he's a snowboarder.
 
2012-01-11 08:35:37 PM
2xhelix: This sucks. Sarah is one of the best.

No kidding...........
menscrunch.com
 
2012-01-11 08:36:40 PM
violentsalvation: "We know that she had landed a trick in the pipe and had landed at the bottom of the pipe and kind of hit on her feet, so she landed, and then bounced onto her feet, head kind of thing,"

Huh?


Duuuude... You're not eXtReMe!!! enough to understand. Cuz UR oLd!!! LOLOldieman!

/In all seriousness, I do hope she's okay.
 
2012-01-11 08:39:47 PM
HOT!!!!!
please save her, somebody needs to enjoy that.
 
2012-01-11 08:42:20 PM
Harv72b: ravi105: Not sure if serious.

[www.sweetslyrics.com image 640x477]

They know. They know it's serious.


www.nndb.com

He likes his meat, he likes it sweet.

/link hotter than Wionna and a 2 headed love child.
 
2012-01-11 08:44:41 PM
Half Pipe? I see an opportunity here.........
 
2012-01-11 08:51:01 PM
Now that she has a severe brain injury maybe she'll visit Fark...
 
2012-01-11 08:54:43 PM
this chic and a half pipe. the other chic had two pipes. weird. what a pipe-y evening.
 
2012-01-11 08:58:38 PM
Sick!
 
2012-01-11 09:03:50 PM
laid back w/bud light: HOT!!!!!
please save her, somebody needs to enjoy that.


I'll settle for how she is now...
 
2012-01-11 09:05:15 PM
"I know that she had landed a trick in the pipe and had landed at the bottom of the pipe and kind of hit on her feet, so she landed, and then bounced onto her feet, head kind of thing,"


Bart - stomp that pickle revert
Otto - sick lingo boys
Bart - I've got to go to the bathroom
Otto - uh uh say it in snowboard
Bart - uh, I've got to blast a dookie?
Otto - dook on!
 
2012-01-11 09:07:28 PM
I'm pretty sure this article is a repeat, though did not read TFA.
Link (new window)
 
2012-01-11 09:51:31 PM
mc_madness: Now that she has a severe brain injury maybe she'll visit Fark...

So wrong but I cracked up.
 
2012-01-11 09:53:00 PM
buckeyebrain: freestyle skier" meaning one of those X-Games idiots?

Freestyle skiing has been around longer than the Winter X-Games.
 
2012-01-11 10:06:19 PM
So, uh, anyone know what hospital she is in? And how good the security is there?
 
2012-01-11 10:08:34 PM
WhyteRaven74: Freestyle skiing has been around longer than the Winter X-Games.

upload.wikimedia.org

LGT wiki

It didn't age well, but that movie was great when I was 12.
 
2012-01-11 10:34:46 PM
Harv72b: WhyteRaven74: Freestyle skiing has been around longer than the Winter X-Games.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 380x580]

LGT wiki

It didn't age well, but that movie was great when I was 12.


The one in the pink snowsuit has a bulge like a pre-op tranny. Then again, I've never seen that movie, so that may very well be the case.
 
2012-01-11 10:38:46 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses: laid back w/bud light: HOT!!!!!
please save her, somebody needs to enjoy that.

I'll settle for how she is now...


You sick bastard.

/I LOL'd
//aisle seat, kosher meal, please
 
2012-01-11 10:50:16 PM
ravi105: 2xhelix: This sucks. Sarah is one of the best.

Not sure if serious.


Yeah, me neither. I really just don't know if people can be passionate about things that I'm not!
 
2012-01-11 11:15:48 PM
didn't dave atell make a joke about how coma porn shouldn't be illegal, it's just making the best of a bad situation?
 
2012-01-12 12:53:37 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-12 01:16:16 AM
Robo Beat: The one in the pink snowsuit has a bulge like a pre-op tranny. Then again, I've never seen that movie, so that may very well be the case. it's supposed to be Shannon tweed. I saw that movie when it first came out
 
2012-01-12 07:53:22 AM
Robo Beat: Harv72b: WhyteRaven74: Freestyle skiing has been around longer than the Winter X-Games.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 380x580]

LGT wiki

It didn't age well, but that movie was great when I was 12.

The one in the pink snowsuit has a bulge like a pre-op tranny. Then again, I've never seen that movie, so that may very well be the case.


It was the 80's... that's her pubic hair.
 
2012-01-12 11:00:46 AM
Why couldn't that have happened to Carrot Top instead?
 
2012-01-12 08:34:14 PM
Jesus God in Heaven, why'd you have to kill maim such hot snatch?
 
2012-01-13 08:43:56 PM
sithon: Robo Beat: The one in the pink snowsuit has a bulge like a pre-op tranny. Then again, I've never seen that movie, so that may very well be the case. it's supposed to be Shannon tweed. I saw that movie when it first came out

Ava was better in "Ski School":

i291.photobucket.com
 
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