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Canadian freestyle skier Sarah Burke in coma after mishap while training on superpipe in Park City
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juddcc
2012-01-11 07:49:16 PM
So who has a joke about this?
lacrossestar83
2012-01-11 07:50:11 PM
I wish her a speedy recoovery and hope she comes oot of that cooma sown.
texdent
2012-01-11 07:50:42 PM
I'll bring her out of her coma
foo monkey
2012-01-11 07:51:19 PM
She can ride my pipe.
buckeyebrain
2012-01-11 07:55:49 PM
"freestyle skier" meaning one of those X-Games idiots?
2xhelix
2012-01-11 07:57:05 PM
This sucks. Sarah is one of the best.
ravi105
2012-01-11 08:05:24 PM
2xhelix
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This sucks. Sarah is one of the best.
Not sure if serious.
Harv72b
2012-01-11 08:21:28 PM
ravi105
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Not sure if serious.
They know. They know it's serious.
MFAWG
2012-01-11 08:28:40 PM
buckeyebrain
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"freestyle skier" meaning one of those X-Games idiots?
They're not gonna be happy until they kill somebody on live TeeVee, and then mostly because it will generate a lot of high margin soft goods sales.
Anyway, I hope she gets better and reconsiders her career path.
Flappyhead
2012-01-11 08:29:40 PM
RIP Brian Burke?
violentsalvation
2012-01-11 08:32:11 PM
"We know that she had landed a trick in the pipe and had landed at the bottom of the pipe and kind of hit on her feet, so she landed, and then bounced onto her feet, head kind of thing,"
Huh?
Flappyhead
2012-01-11 08:35:37 PM
violentsalvation
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"We know that she had landed a trick in the pipe and had landed at the bottom of the pipe and kind of hit on her feet, so she landed, and then bounced onto her feet, head kind of thing,"
Huh?
Maybe he's a snowboarder.
Bob Falfa
2012-01-11 08:35:37 PM
2xhelix
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This sucks. Sarah is one of the best.
No kidding...........
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-11 08:36:40 PM
violentsalvation
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"We know that she had landed a trick in the pipe and had landed at the bottom of the pipe and kind of hit on her feet, so she landed, and then bounced onto her feet, head kind of thing,"
Huh?
Duuuude... You're not eXtReMe!!! enough to understand. Cuz UR oLd!!! LOLOldieman!
/In all seriousness, I do hope she's okay.
laid back w/bud light
2012-01-11 08:39:47 PM
HOT!!!!!
please save her, somebody needs to enjoy that.
Mole Man
2012-01-11 08:42:20 PM
Harv72b
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ravi105: Not sure if serious.
[www.sweetslyrics.com image 640x477]
They know. They know it's serious.
He likes his meat, he likes it sweet.
/link hotter than Wionna and a 2 headed love child.
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-11 08:44:41 PM
Half Pipe? I see an opportunity here.........
mc_madness
2012-01-11 08:51:01 PM
Now that she has a severe brain injury maybe she'll visit Fark...
bart2puck
2012-01-11 08:54:43 PM
this chic and a half pipe. the other chic had two pipes. weird. what a pipe-y evening.
mikaloyd
2012-01-11 08:58:38 PM
Sick!
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-11 09:03:50 PM
laid back w/bud light
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HOT!!!!!
please save her, somebody needs to enjoy that.
I'll settle for how she is now...
Igor Jakovsky
2012-01-11 09:05:15 PM
"I know that she had landed a trick in the pipe and had landed at the bottom of the pipe and kind of hit on her feet, so she landed, and then bounced onto her feet, head kind of thing,"
Bart - stomp that pickle revert
Otto - sick lingo boys
Bart - I've got to go to the bathroom
Otto - uh uh say it in snowboard
Bart - uh, I've got to blast a dookie?
Otto - dook on!
juddcc
2012-01-11 09:07:28 PM
I'm pretty sure this article is a repeat, though did not read TFA.
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Shakes999
2012-01-11 09:51:31 PM
mc_madness
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Now that she has a severe brain injury maybe she'll visit Fark...
So wrong but I cracked up.
WhyteRaven74
2012-01-11 09:53:00 PM
buckeyebrain:
freestyle skier" meaning one of those X-Games idiots?
Freestyle skiing has been around longer than the Winter X-Games.
downtownkid
2012-01-11 10:06:19 PM
So, uh, anyone know what hospital she is in? And how good the security is there?
Harv72b
2012-01-11 10:08:34 PM
WhyteRaven74
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Freestyle skiing has been around longer than the Winter X-Games.
LGT wiki
It didn't age well, but that movie was great when I was 12.
Robo Beat
2012-01-11 10:34:46 PM
Harv72b
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WhyteRaven74: Freestyle skiing has been around longer than the Winter X-Games.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 380x580]
LGT wiki
It didn't age well, but that movie was great when I was 12.
The one in the pink snowsuit has a bulge like a pre-op tranny. Then again, I've never seen that movie, so that may very well be the case.
beta_plus
2012-01-11 10:38:46 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses
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laid back w/bud light: HOT!!!!!
please save her, somebody needs to enjoy that.
I'll settle for how she is now...
You sick bastard.
/I LOL'd
//aisle seat, kosher meal, please
drkdstryer
2012-01-11 10:50:16 PM
ravi105
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2xhelix: This sucks. Sarah is one of the best.
Not sure if serious.
Yeah, me neither. I really just don't know if people can be passionate about things that I'm not!
Tickle Mittens
2012-01-11 11:15:48 PM
didn't dave atell make a joke about how coma porn shouldn't be illegal, it's just making the best of a bad situation?
Ishkur
2012-01-12 12:53:37 AM
sithon
2012-01-12 01:16:16 AM
Robo Beat
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The one in the pink snowsuit has a bulge like a pre-op tranny. Then again, I've never seen that movie, so that may very well be the case.
it's supposed to be Shannon tweed. I saw that movie when it first came out
LoneDoggie
2012-01-12 07:53:22 AM
Robo Beat
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Harv72b: WhyteRaven74: Freestyle skiing has been around longer than the Winter X-Games.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 380x580]
LGT wiki
It didn't age well, but that movie was great when I was 12.
The one in the pink snowsuit has a bulge like a pre-op tranny. Then again, I've never seen that movie, so that may very well be the case.
It was the 80's... that's her pubic hair.
pion
2012-01-12 11:00:46 AM
Why couldn't that have happened to Carrot Top instead?
SBinRR
2012-01-12 08:34:14 PM
Jesus God in Heaven, why'd you have to
kill
maim such hot snatch?
Thanks for the Meme-ries
2012-01-13 08:43:56 PM
sithon
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Robo Beat: The one in the pink snowsuit has a bulge like a pre-op tranny. Then again, I've never seen that movie, so that may very well be the case. it's supposed to be Shannon tweed. I saw that movie when it first came out
Ava was better in "Ski School":
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