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		When taken together, the three most disconcerting words in the English language are ... Maximum. Security. Shampoo (life.com)		29
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DeathLemur

2012-01-12 12:02:21 AM

I'd argue: "Clown", "Penis", and "Fart".

erveek

2012-01-12 12:02:55 AM

Maximum. Security. Shampoo

Still can't take it on an airplane.

Gyrfalcon

2012-01-12 12:03:44 AM

I'm sure when they come out in another 10 or 15 years, they'll be totally grateful and completely understanding of the reasons this had to be done.

zzrhardy

2012-01-12 12:08:44 AM

Explosive. Diarrhea. Occupied.

God Is My Co-Pirate

2012-01-12 12:12:45 AM

Worldwide. Pill. Recall.

kiwimoogle84

2012-01-12 12:14:33 AM

Medication resistant chlamydia?

Xexi

2012-01-12 12:14:53 AM

Mom, I'm pregnant

Typical Right Wing Doosh

2012-01-12 12:16:32 AM

barack. fart. bongo

jingks

2012-01-12 12:22:04 AM

It's. a. girl.

/ flameless. fark. thread.

swangoatman

2012-01-12 12:22:48 AM

unlike NICK BERG they at least have their head still on their shoulders. 2.bp.blogspot.com

How long before a LIBERAL bans my post and me,even though the pic shows nothing bloody.

jingks

2012-01-12 12:23:36 AM

Gyrfalcon: I'm sure when they come out in another 10 or 15 years, they'll be totally grateful and completely understanding of the reasons this had to be done.

They'll likely go back to their home country and join a group furthering the friendship of their homeland and America.

zerkalo

2012-01-12 12:32:45 AM

There's your plaque, Bush. Suitable for pissing on

imagonyx123

2012-01-12 12:35:39 AM

Band name.

Ambivalence

2012-01-12 12:38:48 AM

I disagree. I'd say it's"

Military Grade Banana.

it makes me wince just thinking about it.

DarkSoulNoHope

2012-01-12 12:39:19 AM

Hooray. For. Socks!

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God-is-a-Taco

2012-01-12 12:41:53 AM

zerkalo: There's your plaque, Bush. Suitable for pissing on

Seriously. They need to take it around US and charge people to piss or shiat on it. Economy: Recovered.

How telling that they used "the largest non-union construction company" which "has also been implicated in scandals involving bribery, tax evasion, and other questionable legal and ethical practices in countries around the world" for it.

I hope one day people can look at Gitmo as merely a stain on American history and not a dark omen that was only the beginning (which it so far is).

Mountain Doo

2012-01-12 12:46:29 AM

I've used that shampoo. Might as well just use water.

gerrymander

2012-01-12 12:55:22 AM

Lather. Rinse. Obey.

jdcgonzalez

2012-01-12 01:07:00 AM

Same stuff we give our guests where I work. It blows.

TheChemist

2012-01-12 01:35:11 AM

swangoatman: unlike NICK BERG they at least have their head still on their shoulders.[2.bp.blogspot.com image 420x320]
How long before a LIBERAL bans my post and me,even though the pic shows nothing bloody.

Where's the "Stupid" button. Why is there no "Stupid" button? "Troll" button?

Sherman Potter

2012-01-12 01:48:24 AM

These must be really old pictures; Obama closed the Guantanamo Bay detention center.

jingks

2012-01-12 02:04:56 AM

TheChemist: Where's the "Stupid" button. Why is there no "Stupid" button? "Troll" button?

I think voting idiotic comments as funny is a good idea.

p4p3rm4t3

2012-01-12 04:57:56 AM

Have I sharted?

Focks

2012-01-12 06:04:11 AM

Is it made by Bob Barker?

booger42

2012-01-12 07:44:39 AM

Hunting with Cheney?

/Shrimptoast

Sandman13

2012-01-12 08:03:58 AM

We give that to the people where I work, but it's called "All-in-One", and is supposed to be used for shave gel, body wash and shampoo. Most of the people hate it.

poot_rootbeer

2012-01-12 10:36:10 AM