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(Telegraph) Stupid Video apparently shows U.S. Marines urinating on bodies of dead Taliban fighters. Naturally, some people are pissed off about this   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 295
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2012-01-11 07:21:01 PM
How massively retarded do you have to be in order to believe that it's a good idea to capture something like this on video? And these retards are running around armed to the teeth? Wow, there's a comforting thought.
 
2012-01-11 07:26:21 PM
America!!! Fark Yeah!!!#1!!!USA USA USA!!!!
 
2012-01-11 07:30:14 PM
"Regardless of the circumstances or who is in the video, this is egregious, disgusting behavior," Department of Defense spokesman Capt. John Kirby told CNN. "It's hideous. It turned my stomach."

The German NATO commander watched it, and shouted out "Spitze!!", then asked for a couple dozen copies, you know, for research.
 
2012-01-11 07:32:50 PM
I have a hard time believing this sort of thing hasn't been happening throughout the history of warfare, there just wasn't a camera on everyone's phone to record it then.

I'm sickened, but not exactly surprised.
 
2012-01-11 07:39:25 PM
Teenaged boys will act like, um, teenaged boys. It's unfortunate.
 
2012-01-11 07:40:18 PM
I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.
 
2012-01-11 07:40:21 PM
seventypercent: How massively retarded do you have to be in order to believe that it's a good idea to capture something like this on video? And these retards are running around armed to the teeth? Wow, there's a comforting thought.

Coming soon to a martial law area near you!
 
2012-01-11 07:41:38 PM
Well... someone is yellow.
 
2012-01-11 07:42:03 PM
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They shoulda waited until they had diarrhea.
 
2012-01-11 07:42:22 PM
What's the problem, they hang the burned corpses of our troops from bridges, we pee on their dead. Either get offended at both or neither one.
 
2012-01-11 07:43:13 PM
Crosshair: What's the problem, they hang the burned corpses of our troops from bridges, we pee on their dead.

That's the Chicago way.
 
2012-01-11 07:43:43 PM
They're Taliban. Pissing on their dead bodies is practically kind for what they deserve.

Go watch some videos of what the Taliban does sometime (hint: lots of horrible executions of innocent people) and you'll feel a lot less offended real fast.
 
2012-01-11 07:44:01 PM
Its better to be pissed off then pissed on.
 
2012-01-11 07:44:34 PM
Watch out where the U.S. Marines go, and don't you eat that yellow dead Taliban fighter?

/got nothing
 
2012-01-11 07:44:38 PM
Crosshair: What's the problem, they hang the burned corpses of our troops from bridges, we pee on their dead. Either get offended at both or neither one.

We MUST show respect to members of the religion of peace.

FARK THEM!
 
2012-01-11 07:44:54 PM
So what?
 
2012-01-11 07:45:03 PM
CokeBear: Its better to be pissed off then pissed on.

Because if you're pissed on, you're pissed off anyway, amirite?!?!?!
 
2012-01-11 07:45:39 PM
Crosshair: What's the problem, they hang the burned corpses of our troops from bridges, we pee on their dead. Either get offended at both or neither one.

Or, I can say those are medieval farking savages and we're better than that.
 
2012-01-11 07:46:26 PM
You gotta pay a girl alot to get that.
 
2012-01-11 07:46:34 PM
Crosshair: What's the problem, they hang the burned corpses of our troops Blackwater mercenaries from bridges, we pee on their dead. Either get offended at both or neither one.

FTFY
 
2012-01-11 07:46:41 PM
RealAmericanHero: They're Taliban. Pissing on their dead bodies is practically kind for what they deserve.

Go watch some videos of what the Taliban does sometime (hint: lots of horrible executions of innocent people) and you'll feel a lot less offended real fast.


I'm not offended. I'm just not in favor of creating yet more terrorists.
 
2012-01-11 07:46:49 PM
I blame Bush for this.
 
2012-01-11 07:47:02 PM
Fox News Spin: Well, it's not like they smeared bacon on them.
 
2012-01-11 07:47:08 PM
I should care but I don't, which leads me to believe this was clearly the wrong thing to do.
 
2012-01-11 07:47:16 PM
You know, if in a time of war, you really want to appear to have the moral high ground...you don't do this. And you fire / jail everyone who does do this.
 
2012-01-11 07:47:26 PM
what_now: we're better than that.

not much better
 
2012-01-11 07:47:36 PM
Why do the feel the need to blur the guys peener but the dead bodys with blood are fine?
 
2012-01-11 07:47:56 PM
Crosshair: What's the problem, they hang the burned corpses of our troops from bridges, we pee on their dead. Either get offended at both or neither one.

Thanks for the contribution, Capt. Highroad.
 
2012-01-11 07:48:16 PM
WhitePac: Why do the feel the need to blur the guys peener but the dead bodys with blood are fine?

Meat Gazer
 
2012-01-11 07:48:25 PM
PewterPirate55: I blame Bush for this.

I'd bet it was some dick that did this.
 
2012-01-11 07:49:00 PM
WhitePac: Why do the feel the need to blur the guys peener but the dead bodys with blood are fine?

I could go into a tirade about the Puritanical nonsense that is this country, or I could just say "Pat Robertson."
 
2012-01-11 07:49:11 PM
I'd piss on anyone that tried to kill me, that's for sure.
 
2012-01-11 07:49:56 PM
I've always promoted the idea of manufacturing the bullets and weapons used in TWOT with pigs blood.
 
2012-01-11 07:50:08 PM
seventypercent: How massively retarded do you have to be in order to believe that it's a good idea to capture something like this on video? And these retards are running around armed to the teeth? Wow, there's a comforting thought.

I think some of the military has helmet cams.
 
2012-01-11 07:50:38 PM
Are we sure these aren't German troops ?


Maybe their hearts were on fire ?


/Sorry
 
2012-01-11 07:50:51 PM
Under the Geneva Conventions, the international treaty that lays out the rules of war, bodies of enemy soldiers must be "honourably interred, if possible according to the rites of the religion to which they belonged."

I think somebody forgot to tell those Taliban folks about this. Of course, it does say "soldiers", and the Taliban doesn't exactly restrict themselves to soldiers ;)
 
2012-01-11 07:51:22 PM
Osomatic: RealAmericanHero: They're Taliban. Pissing on their dead bodies is practically kind for what they deserve.

Go watch some videos of what the Taliban does sometime (hint: lots of horrible executions of innocent people) and you'll feel a lot less offended real fast.

I'm not offended. I'm just not in favor of creating yet more terrorists.


C'mon, it's not like they put them in a naked pyramid, took a picture of said pyramid, THEN pissed on them.
 
2012-01-11 07:51:24 PM
seventypercent: How massively retarded do you have to be in order to believe that it's a good idea to capture something like this on video? And these retards are running around armed to the teeth? Wow, there's a comforting thought.

Much like government work, often times the people who seek out combat positions are the worst possible candidates. I mean seriously, who wants to go to war? People who are incredibly patriotic (and incredibly rare IMHO), desperate people who are trying to get an education, idiots, and sociopaths. But we need people out there doing the job, so we take what we can get.

Note: I am absolutely just talking out of my ass, but I don't think I am far wrong.
 
2012-01-11 07:51:44 PM
PewterPirate55 SmartestFunniest 2012-01-11 07:48:16 PM


WhitePac: Why do the feel the need to blur the guys peener but the dead bodys with blood are fine?

Meat Gazer


I believe its Peter Gazer
 
2012-01-11 07:51:47 PM
SUGGESTED COURSE OF ACTION:

1. Keep plenty of pigs as company mascots;

2. When you kill a Moslem, cut him uo into small pieces, and feed him to the pigs;

3. Make sure you do this in public so everyone can see;

4. It worked in the Phillipines in 1898.
 
2012-01-11 07:51:56 PM
Crosshair: What's the problem, they hang the burned corpses of our troops from bridges, we pee on their dead. Either get offended at both or neither one.

And with this we end civilization. If the difference between right and wrong is reduced to nothing more than "It's ok for us to do x becuase they've already done worse" then we are done for as a species. For our sakes I hope you are nothing more than a deluded apologist douchebag. If your moral compass is indicative of the best humanity can ever hope to do, then we are lost.
 
2012-01-11 07:51:58 PM
Crosshair: What's the problem, they hang the burned corpses of our troops from bridges, we pee on their dead. Either get offended at both or neither one.

remember what we did to Fallujah after that? Now is that the kind of response you want to provoke from them?
 
2012-01-11 07:52:57 PM
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2012-01-11 07:53:09 PM
What's the issue?
 
2012-01-11 07:53:13 PM
Crosshair: What's the problem, they hang the burned corpses of our troops from bridges, we pee on their dead. Either get offended at both or neither one.

God you're dumb.

I don't care if they shiat in their mouth, BUT DON'T TAKE FKN PICTURES OF IT, MORANS!!!

And the problem is that this only stoke the native and make them more likely to build a IED,

And what king of fkt up Kindergarten morality is "they did it first." You sound like a little brat
 
2012-01-11 07:54:25 PM
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2012-01-11 07:54:55 PM
all you people praising this be sure to have a good laugh when they retaliate and it costs us more lives. then be sure to visit the families of the dead and tell them you thought it was worth it.
 
2012-01-11 07:55:27 PM
Marc_Arsenal: I've always promoted the idea of manufacturing the bullets and weapons used in TWOT with pigs blood.

That's a bit gullible if you think that would really deter anything.
 
2012-01-11 07:55:27 PM
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2012-01-11 07:55:34 PM
coeyagi: Fox News Spin: Well, it's not like they smeared bacon on them.

nice
 
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