The resemblance is uncanny.

Eh-neeek-chock?

If I were her, I'd hope I was adopted and not genetically related to anyone in that family.

What's up with the wet spot on her right boob? Is she lactating?

Well, she's twice the size of her "siblings" so either she got some different genes from whatever giant man her mom slept with, or some crazy X-men level mutation occurred.

_{/would still hit it}

And not a single fark was given that day.

Odd, subby forwent (forgoed?) the obvious DS9 joke.

Archimedes' Principal: And not a single fark was given that day.

QFT

She's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus?

/goonie-goo-goo

Kim and Kourtney's faces are shaped like sleek, angular works of art. Khloe's face is shaped like a special bathtub made for the morbidly obese.

They don't look anything alike.

Her real family, maybe she can celebrate Life Day

I hope it's not Enabran Tain. I don't think Garak would warm to her as a sibling.

Is Khloe the one who looks like Babe Ruth?

A picture of Khloe's real father:

AdolfOliverPanties: Precision Boobery: Is Khloe the one who looks like Babe Ruth?

No, that's Rob. Khloe looks like former pro wrestler Chynna.

Dammit!

AdolfOliverPanties: She's the only one in the family with any kind of personality or sense of humor, and we know that couldn't have come from the mom.

If you read TFA, the implication is that mom was the one sleeping around.

Khloe once looked a lot more like her sisters.

In one of the episodes she got a DNA test and she matched, so dunno where is this all coming from.


/I uhm, it was on in the background...
//yeah

maq0r: In one of the episodes she got a DNA test and she matched, so dunno where is this all coming from.


/I uhm, it was on in the background...
//yeah

I don't even know where to begin, but I'll try.

1. You admit to having had watched the show.
2. You took something that was said on the Kardashians' TV show as fact.
3. You took something that was said on a TV show on the E network as fact.
4. You failed to recognize that the show was able to capitalize not only on the controversy, but on making a public spectacle of a paternity debate.
5. You still believe, given significant (nee overwhelming) evidence to the contrary, that all of them have the same father, because their TV show told you so.

There still exists the possibility that you're being facetious about this whole bit, so I won't continue the dogpile, but if you're being sarcastic, very little of it is showing through.

I award you no points, etc etc.

AdolfOliverPanties: B.L.Z. Bub: AdolfOliverPanties: She's the only one in the family with any kind of personality or sense of humor, and we know that couldn't have come from the mom.

If you read TFA, the implication is that mom was the one sleeping around.

thatsthejoke.jpg?
No, not buying it?
Yeah, I screwed up. Should have typed "dad."

No you didn't it, could be the "other" dad with that she inherited but the others didn't. Wonder if Kim and Kourtney's dad had to pay child support for Khloe? Is Rob older or younger than Khloe?

maq0r: In one of the episodes she got a DNA test and she matched, so dunno where is this all coming from.


/I uhm, it was on in the background...
//yeah

She got a DNA test with which parent? I assume since her dad is dead, it was the mother. It is much harder to lie about the mom not being biological, so I assume it was the dad that doesn't match up.

I really think the mom's current husband is this chick's father. She's tall just like those two little kids and their faces look a lot more alike than her and the other Kardashians.

Half the crap in the entertainment tab seems to be rehashed crap from the right side of the Daily Fail articles I inexplicably click on.

Eh, if given the opportunity, I'd fark her

andnotasinglef**kwasgiventhatday.jpg

A'tichi'cuk?




Is he a new Nezumi?

To the idiotic dad who got cuckolded:

airsupport: Kim and Kourtney's faces are shaped like sleek, angular works of art.

Exactly. Like a bit of plastic surgeons art. You can not tell me that Kim has not had work done and I'm going to not say Kourtney hasn't had as much work done. Kchubacca is most likely closer to factory model.

Her real father has only been photographed once that we know of.

It's grainy, but you can see the resemblance.

Atomic Spunk: A picture of Khloe's real father:
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You are aware that there's a Chyna sex tape out there, right? Just GIS for it and "her" being the father may not be so impossible...

Is green a recessive trait?

Not that I'm up on the Kardashians... but her mom wrote a book where she admits to cheating on her husband (big surprise). She tells how it was sex all the time etc... Stay classy mom.

I would not be surprised if she just the moms. There is no shame in that anymore.... but even though I;m rather liberal, I think thats kind of tragic. Look at what's being made heros these days. These people are nothing but the kids of some opportunistic shallow mistress

I can only think of myself as Bruce reading this stuff. At a certain point it really doesn't matter how good a woman looks... poison is poison. I wish these people would get un-famous fast. I'm so tired of hearing about them.

"they weren't even having sex (which is how babies are made)"

Spears, Hilton, Kardashian, ...? Any prediction as to the next vapid twat that will get 15 minutes in 2012?

My money's on Robert Z'Dar.

zabadu: Khloe once looked a lot more like her sisters.
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Car wrecks will do that to you.

Badgers: Atomic Spunk: A picture of Khloe's real father:
[hollytrash.com image 332x450]

You are aware that there's a Chyna sex tape out there, right? Just GIS for it and "her" being the father may not be so impossible...

Clenis

grinding_journalist: maq0r: In one of the episodes she got a DNA test and she matched, so dunno where is this all coming from.


/I uhm, it was on in the background...
//yeah

I don't even know where to begin, but I'll try.

1. You admit to having had watched the show.
2. You took something that was said on the Kardashians' TV show as fact.
3. You took something that was said on a TV show on the E network as fact.
4. You failed to recognize that the show was able to capitalize not only on the controversy, but on making a public spectacle of a paternity debate.
5. You still believe, given significant (nee overwhelming) evidence to the contrary, that all of them have the same father, because their TV show told you so.

There still exists the possibility that you're being facetious about this whole bit, so I won't continue the dogpile, but if you're being sarcastic, very little of it is showing through.

I award you no points, etc etc.

Will I have to turn in my fark^tm card?

HappyLittleTree: maq0r: In one of the episodes she got a DNA test and she matched, so dunno where is this all coming from.


/I uhm, it was on in the background...
//yeah

She got a DNA test with which parent? I assume since her dad is dead, it was the mother. It is much harder to lie about the mom not being biological, so I assume it was the dad that doesn't match up.

I really think the mom's current husband is this chick's father. She's tall just like those two little kids and their faces look a lot more alike than her and the other Kardashians.

It was to his mom, but also one of her sisters took it too or something and they all matched nicely (I mean from the same dad).

I think

Don't remember

Wanted for questioning