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DanZero

2012-01-11 07:25:33 PM

You better watch out
Well you better beware
They're coming from all sides of the country now
You better beware

Return of the rat
Return of the rat
Return of the rat
Oh no no no no no no no!

Mugato

2012-01-11 07:38:42 PM

I_Am_Weasel

2012-01-11 07:47:37 PM

I hear rat is February's 5 dollar foot long.

Pud

2012-01-11 08:16:50 PM

And your problem is?

img2-3.timeinc.net

Paris1127

2012-01-11 08:47:30 PM

Just wait until they find the CHUDs... ratemychud.com?

davidphogan

2012-01-11 09:07:14 PM

I remember my first trip to NY, and being shocked by how many rats I saw in the subway.

RoyBatty

2012-01-11 09:42:26 PM

NYC subway marshalls launch "Writ My Rat" website. Unload your gun today

jaylectricity

2012-01-11 10:35:24 PM

They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
Don't pack themselves together and run as one
Don't sh*t where they're not supposed to
Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare

Jamdug!

2012-01-11 10:41:16 PM

And the MTA continues to raise prices...

Mildot

2012-01-12 01:07:33 AM

Incert picture of ANY politician!

wildcardjack

2012-01-12 01:11:56 AM

In other news...

Mitt Romney's first name is Willard.

drjekel_mrhyde

2012-01-12 01:14:47 AM

I am sure it was over last year with this video Link (new window)

Badgers

2012-01-12 01:20:25 AM

UsikFark

2012-01-12 01:22:45 AM

I think some of those animals are not rats.

"OMG that corndog's stealing that pizza!"

moothemagiccow

2012-01-12 01:26:39 AM

DC has mice in their subway system, much cuter

Mildot

2012-01-12 01:27:20 AM

fusillade762

2012-01-12 01:30:16 AM

Wardrobe_Malfunction

2012-01-12 01:31:13 AM

Did somebody say Transit Union rats?

Pimpin76

2012-01-12 01:31:33 AM

A rat that was just recently captured in a Foot Locker in the Bronx.

Giant Rat (new window)

bangmaid

2012-01-12 01:31:45 AM

moothemagiccow: DC has mice in their subway system, much cuter

Dc doesn't have a subway. It has a metro. And it's spotless compared to the mta.

/have lived in both cities
//mta wins for its cheaper fares and better functionality.

NeedleGuy

2012-01-12 01:33:35 AM

At first I was like...

farm3.staticflickr.com

But then I....

farm4.staticflickr.com

Various other pictures of Jules, Vincent and Marcellus:

farm3.staticflickr.com

/It really, really REALLY sucks that pet rats have such a short life span.

//Miss ya, Vincent. A lot.

///RIP, little guy. :(

Hagenhatesyouall

2012-01-12 01:33:52 AM

Aloy

2012-01-12 01:35:17 AM

Pimpin76: [gothamist.com image 640x481]

A rat that was just recently captured in a Foot Locker in the Bronx.

Giant Rat (new window)

Mexican sewer rat with rabies?

andrewagill

2012-01-12 01:39:50 AM

Pimpin76: [gothamist.com image 640x481]

A rat that was just recently captured in a Foot Locker in the Bronx.

Giant Rat (new window)

Is that an ROUS?

Make More Hinjews

2012-01-12 01:45:58 AM

davidphogan

2012-01-12 02:17:44 AM

Pimpin76: [gothamist.com image 640x481]

A rat that was just recently captured in a Foot Locker in the Bronx.

Giant Rat (new window)

That looks like a rat I saw near Buff State. It was running across Amherst Street. I thought it was a cat, then I saw the tail.

No kitty, kitty. I'm hiding inside now.

davidphogan

2012-01-12 02:19:03 AM

NeedleGuy: At first I was like...

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

But then I....

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

Various other pictures of Jules, Vincent and Marcellus:

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x360]

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 432x324]

[farm7.staticflickr.com image 467x640]

[farm7.staticflickr.com image 604x420]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 500x485]

/It really, really REALLY sucks that pet rats have such a short life span.

//Miss ya, Vincent. A lot.

///RIP, little guy. :(

If the 12/21/12 apocalypse happens, at least you have a week or so worth of protein right there. That's some great planning.

RatMaster999

2012-01-12 02:24:23 AM

NeedleGuy:
/It really, really REALLY sucks that pet rats have such a short life span.

Yeah it does. That's about the only down side to having a mischief.

Raphael here would've fit right in with those wild guys. RIP big guy.

Snatch Bandergrip

2012-01-12 02:26:22 AM

csb

Watched a rat give birth on the platform at the Hoboken PATH.

/csb

Also,

gallery.allwomenstalk.com

fusillade762

2012-01-12 02:28:41 AM

cheap_thoughts

2012-01-12 02:56:27 AM

Pimpin76: A rat that was just recently captured in a Foot Locker in the Bronx.

Giant Rat (new window)

That's not a rat, that's a farking possum!

buckler

2012-01-12 03:02:44 AM

I wish I'd had a camera when I saw mine. I was somewhere downtown, Canal St. I think, when I went down the steps to the subway platform. At the bottom of the stairs, in the dim light, I saw a cat nosing around. "aw, kitty!" I thought, and proceeded until I was about halfway down and realized that what I was looking at was not a cat, but a rat the size of a cat. Without breaking stride, I said "fark this", and made a U-turn right back up the steps. I have never before nor since seen anything like that.

moothemagiccow

2012-01-12 03:28:36 AM

bangmaid: moothemagiccow: DC has mice in their subway system, much cuter

Dc doesn't have a subway. It has a metro. And it's spotless compared to the mta.

/have lived in both cities
//mta wins for its cheaper fares and better functionality.

That massive escalator I took underground must have been a trick of the light

zunkus

2012-01-12 04:08:45 AM

jaylectricity: They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way
Don't pack themselves together and run as one
Don't sh*t where they're not supposed to
Don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare

Came for the PJ reference. Leaving satisfied.

Oscar_Madisons_cleaning_lady

2012-01-12 05:32:22 AM

I was expecting restaurant reviews.

bobbette

2012-01-12 05:39:01 AM

buckler: I wish I'd had a camera when I saw mine. I was somewhere downtown, Canal St. I think, when I went down the steps to the subway platform. At the bottom of the stairs, in the dim light, I saw a cat nosing around. "aw, kitty!" I thought, and proceeded until I was about halfway down and realized that what I was looking at was not a cat, but a rat the size of a cat. Without breaking stride, I said "fark this", and made a U-turn right back up the steps. I have never before nor since seen anything like that.

That's happened to me a couple of times in Vancouver, but with other wildlife. Hey, a kitty! Oh.... no, that's a skunk. And I'm backing away now.

Qaiwolf

2012-01-12 06:07:43 AM

Maybe I should post this in the peanut butter thread too, ya know, three in a row

Old enough to know better

2012-01-12 06:36:45 AM

I got out of rat keeping this summer after eight years. I miss my boys in the worst way. *sniff*

wombatsrus

2012-01-12 07:27:57 AM

Approves.

/Original was better

Seth'n'Spectrum

2012-01-12 07:30:35 AM

The NYC subway is a disgrace. And so is the DC metro.

If this is the best the US can offer in terms of public transportation systems, Americans' dislike for those systems becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

They both really need a massive cash injection just to buy a crap-load of new, modern cars.

Boe

2012-01-12 07:44:16 AM

moothemagiccow: bangmaid: moothemagiccow: DC has mice in their subway system, much cuter

Dc doesn't have a subway. It has a metro. And it's spotless compared to the mta.

/have lived in both cities
//mta wins for its cheaper fares and better functionality.

That massive escalator I took underground must have been a trick of the light

Are you trying to say that the escalator was actually working?

/I want to believe

GuyFawkes

2012-01-12 08:05:09 AM

Seth'n'Spectrum: The NYC subway is a disgrace. And so is the DC metro.

If this is the best the US can offer in terms of public transportation systems, Americans' dislike for those systems becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

They both really need a massive cash injection just to buy a crap-load of new, modern cars.

The cars on the N,Q,M,L and F trains are all very modern. The MTA is currently testing/reviewing new cars for the 7 and there are constant minor improvements in most stations and platforms. It's not perfect, but far from a "disgrace".

/can't wait for new 7 cars
//love the subway

jaayjones

2012-01-12 08:17:22 AM

Nice, living in a rat infested environment and calling people in fly over country backward.

Odd Bird

2012-01-12 08:28:51 AM

Rat

Not a rat

Caluth

2012-01-12 08:47:46 AM

Here is one from my garage. And that is a paper towel core next to it for size comparison

a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

bikerbob59

2012-01-12 08:52:49 AM

NeedleGuy: At first I was like...

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

But then I....

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

Various other pictures of Jules, Vincent and Marcellus:

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x360]

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 432x324]

[farm7.staticflickr.com image 467x640]

[farm7.staticflickr.com image 604x420]

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

[farm6.staticflickr.com image 500x485]

/It really, really REALLY sucks that pet rats have such a short life span.

//Miss ya, Vincent. A lot.

///RIP, little guy. :(

Boy, you have the veritable circle of life right there. Pretty cool.

Leeds

2012-01-12 09:16:58 AM

Are they of unusual size?

superfunpanda

2012-01-12 09:24:13 AM

Sunday afternoon I saw a baby rat eating another bigger rat at the Lexington Ave/59th Street Station. *shudders*

Bad_ad85

2012-01-12 09:51:02 AM