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Meet the woman who lost her virginity twice. You'd hit it. And again
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ArkAngel
2012-01-11 05:34:29 PM
Can't all women lose two virginities?
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-11 05:38:00 PM
Now I know there's at least one occasion when doing the job right the first time isn't such a great idea
hubiestubert
2012-01-11 05:59:56 PM
You know
Smitty
, you're right.
WaltzingMathilda
2012-01-11 06:43:18 PM
FTA: "Hazel went to the doctor after her long-term boyfriend told her she was 'different' in the genital area."
jesus, how do you breach that conversation? "babe, can i tell you something? your pussy looks weird"
markie_farkie
2012-01-11 06:44:57 PM
DOUBLE MEAT CURTAINS!!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
markie_farkie
2012-01-11 06:46:05 PM
I'd eenie-meenie-miney-mo it!
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-11 06:47:47 PM
markie_farkie
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DOUBLE MEAT CURTAINS!!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
Double Whopper
/with cheese
thomps
2012-01-11 06:48:45 PM
WaltzingMathilda
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FTA: "Hazel went to the doctor after her long-term boyfriend told her she was 'different' in the genital area."
jesus, how do you breach that conversation? "babe, can i tell you something? your pussy looks weird"
it would be funnier if that was the first pussy he had seen and he assumed it was normal until he had the "babe i think your pussy looks weird" conversation with his next girlfriend instead.
WaltzingMathilda
2012-01-11 06:52:56 PM
thomps
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WaltzingMathilda: FTA: "Hazel went to the doctor after her long-term boyfriend told her she was 'different' in the genital area."
jesus, how do you breach that conversation? "babe, can i tell you something? your pussy looks weird"
it would be funnier if that was the first pussy he had seen and he assumed it was normal until he had the "babe i think your pussy looks weird" conversation with his next girlfriend instead.
i think more importantly, instead of the shocker, he gets to perform the bowling ball.
miss diminutive
2012-01-11 07:00:02 PM
It's amazing this sort of thing wasn't discovered until she was 27 years old. Shouldn't a doctor doing a physical or pap smear or something notice something is wrong when he has two choices for the speculum instead of one?
markie_farkie
2012-01-11 07:06:02 PM
miss diminutive
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he has two choices for the speculum instead of one?
"Hmm, there seems to be something.......unusual here.. Wait, let me get this thing out. It came with the set years ago and damned if I knew what it was for!"
miss diminutive
2012-01-11 07:13:38 PM
markie_farkie
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miss diminutive: he has two choices for the speculum instead of one?
"Hmm, there seems to be something.......unusual here.. Wait, let me get this thing out. It came with the set years ago and damned if I knew what it was for!"
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
Ok, I just shot orange juice out my nose. Bravo!
Heh, but seriously. Here in Canada (or Ontario anyway) if you want to go on birth control you have to get a physical examination from a doctor. Assuming it's the same in the UK, or assuming that she went for a physical at some point in her life, her doctor should have noticed something was amiss.
Unless her doctor was:
thomps
2012-01-11 07:32:53 PM
miss diminutive
:
Heh, but seriously. Here in Canada (or Ontario anyway) if you want to go on birth control you have to get a physical examination from a doctor. Assuming it's the same in the UK, or assuming that she went for a physical at some point in her life, her doctor should have noticed something was amiss.
maybe she chose a very hands-off approach to landscaping and the doctor just didn't think to keep digging around once he found the first one.
WaltzingMathilda
2012-01-11 07:35:37 PM
thomps
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miss diminutive: Heh, but seriously. Here in Canada (or Ontario anyway) if you want to go on birth control you have to get a physical examination from a doctor. Assuming it's the same in the UK, or assuming that she went for a physical at some point in her life, her doctor should have noticed something was amiss.
maybe she chose a very hands-off approach to landscaping and the doctor just didn't think to keep digging around once he found the first one.
perhaps he just saw it as a money making scheme and charged her double.
eddievercetti
2012-01-11 07:42:52 PM
She loses her virginity every day
wild9
2012-01-11 07:43:37 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk
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markie_farkie: DOUBLE MEAT CURTAINS!!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
Double Whopper
/with cheese
In a few years it will be a double grilled cheese
/with cheese
**************Brazzers*************
cowgirl toffee
2012-01-11 07:43:44 PM
Ass.... the other vagina.
Active introvert
2012-01-11 07:45:27 PM
Why is this news? Yeah it's unique but who cares? With Facebook, Tweeter and texting, we have become a place where people think that everything is news worthy no matter how trivial or intimate.
dericwater
2012-01-11 07:45:57 PM
DPP?
DVDA?
CygnusDarius
2012-01-11 07:46:11 PM
And again... And again.
miss diminutive
2012-01-11 07:47:52 PM
thomps
:
miss diminutive: Heh, but seriously. Here in Canada (or Ontario anyway) if you want to go on birth control you have to get a physical examination from a doctor. Assuming it's the same in the UK, or assuming that she went for a physical at some point in her life, her doctor should have noticed something was amiss.
maybe she chose a very hands-off approach to landscaping and the doctor just didn't think to keep digging around once he found the first one.
Wait, I re-read the article and it says she's 27
now
but got the diagnosis at 18. That makes much more sense.
Reading comprehension fail on my part.
CygnusDarius
2012-01-11 07:48:04 PM
miss diminutive
:
[images.wikia.com image 320x246]
Whos is he?.
kroonermanblack
2012-01-11 07:48:21 PM
eddievercetti
:
[mimg.ugo.com image 288x288]
She loses her virginity every day
I've seen this pic several times lately, who is that, or what's it from? I don't see many movies or much TV (I'm a cheap bastard, not a hipster I swear!).
Also, and I shudder to ask, but....are these side-by-side or up-and-down? My assumption is side-by-side, due to the medical diagrams.
thomps
2012-01-11 07:49:03 PM
miss diminutive
:
thomps: miss diminutive: Heh, but seriously. Here in Canada (or Ontario anyway) if you want to go on birth control you have to get a physical examination from a doctor. Assuming it's the same in the UK, or assuming that she went for a physical at some point in her life, her doctor should have noticed something was amiss.
maybe she chose a very hands-off approach to landscaping and the doctor just didn't think to keep digging around once he found the first one.
Wait, I re-read the article and it says she's 27 now but got the diagnosis at 18. That makes much more sense.
Reading comprehension fail on my part.
yeah 18 year olds are much less likely to trim up than 27 year olds.
DeltaPunch
2012-01-11 07:49:09 PM
Since most penises have a slight natural curve, it must go down one path when they're doing it missionary and down the other when they're doing it from behind. I wonder if the guy notices any difference, or if perhaps with a little skill he can get it to alternate on each thrust...
/thinking about this way too much
Eternal Virgin
2012-01-11 07:49:22 PM
Funny how "a woman with two vaginas" is less weird than "Lost her virginity twice".
Also: Pretty hot.
Priapetic
2012-01-11 07:50:33 PM
CygnusDarius
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[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]
And again... And again.
...and again, and again...
/smokin hot
Ponzholio
2012-01-11 07:50:41 PM
Uterus didelphys is a million-to-one condition
"Million-to-one shot, doc. Million-to-one."
Bigdogdaddy
2012-01-11 07:51:32 PM
Elkkiller
2012-01-11 07:51:34 PM
Ggiittyy...Ggiittyy??
Uzzah
2012-01-11 07:51:46 PM
she has two separate uteruses and cervixes as well . . . she had to effectively lose her virginity twice.
I don't think "losing your virginity" has anything to do with your uterus
or
your cervix.
Hint: "vagina" and "uterus" are different things.
WaltzingMathilda
2012-01-11 07:52:23 PM
DeltaPunch
:
Since most penises have a slight natural curve
, it must go down one path when they're doing it missionary and down the other when they're doing it from behind. I wonder if the guy notices any difference, or if perhaps with a little skill he can get it to alternate on each thrust...
/thinking about this way too much
was this based on a personal, hands-on scientific study or ...
KellyKellyKelly
2012-01-11 07:52:37 PM
kroonermanblack
:
eddievercetti: [mimg.ugo.com image 288x288]
She loses her virginity every day
I've seen this pic several times lately, who is that, or what's it from? I don't see many movies or much TV (I'm a cheap bastard, not a hipster I swear!).
Jessica from True Blood. She became a vampire while a virgin, and since vamps have self-healing powers, her hyman grows back after intercourse.
van1ty
2012-01-11 07:52:40 PM
"She added that she once asked a school friend which 'hole' she should use for a tampon, but became too embarrassed to continue the conversation after her friend thought she meant she put it up her bottom."
Hilariously awkward.
Yoeman
2012-01-11 07:53:12 PM
Soooo, is that 3 lips or 4?
BalugaJoe
2012-01-11 07:53:32 PM
Nipples.
ayrsayle
2012-01-11 07:54:01 PM
kroonermanblack
:
eddievercetti: [mimg.ugo.com image 288x288]
She loses her virginity every day
I've seen this pic several times lately, who is that, or what's it from? I don't see many movies or much TV (I'm a cheap bastard, not a hipster I swear!).
Also, and I shudder to ask, but....are these side-by-side or up-and-down? My assumption is side-by-side, due to the medical diagrams.
The redhead is Jessica from the tv series True Blood. She was turned into a vampire while she was a virgin and now her body regenerates the hymen like it would any other body part.
theoutlaw
2012-01-11 07:54:43 PM
miss diminutive
:
markie_farkie: miss diminutive: he has two choices for the speculum instead of one?
"Hmm, there seems to be something.......unusual here.. Wait, let me get this thing out. It came with the set years ago and damned if I knew what it was for!"
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
Ok, I just shot orange juice out my nose. Bravo!
Heh, but seriously. Here in Canada (or Ontario anyway) if you want to go on birth control you have to get a physical examination from a doctor. Assuming it's the same in the UK, or assuming that she went for a physical at some point in her life, her doctor should have noticed something was amiss.
Unless her doctor was:
[images.wikia.com image 320x246]
Britfarkette, I've been on three different types of birth control and the only thing a doctor's ever done is weigh me.
DeltaPunch
2012-01-11 07:55:20 PM
Also, if the boyfriend can get one finger down each path, he could give her the rare "forked shocker", or as it's known in the Orient, the "filthy snake tongue".
Tabletop
2012-01-11 07:55:37 PM
Uzzah
:
she has two separate uteruses and cervixes as well . . . she had to effectively lose her virginity twice.
I don't think "losing your virginity" has anything to do with your uterus or your cervix.
Hint: "vagina" and "uterus" are different things.
Hell, vagina and vulva are two different things. From the diagrams, she might have two vaginas, definitely only one vulva.
MaxxLarge
2012-01-11 07:55:40 PM
After watching that video, I kinda wish I had two dicks.
kiwimoogle84
2012-01-11 07:55:51 PM
ArkAngel
:
Can't all women lose two virginities?
Over in one. Impressive.
/if ONLY I could take it back and re-give it
ProfessorOhki
2012-01-11 07:55:57 PM
DeltaPunch
:
Since most penises have a slight natural curve, it must go down one path when they're doing it missionary and down the other when they're doing it from behind. I wonder if the guy notices any difference, or if perhaps with a little skill he can get it to alternate on each thrust...
/thinking about this way too much
Remember that scene from Aliens where Bishop does the trick with the knife?
ayrsayle
2012-01-11 07:56:36 PM
Annnnnnnd never mind my last comment since someone beat me to it.
thomps
2012-01-11 07:56:59 PM
Yoeman
:
Soooo, is that 3 lips or 4?
i tried to have this discussion with
3buttcheeks
a while back, but he didn't give me any definitive answers.
Banned on the Run
2012-01-11 07:57:11 PM
I'd hit that so hard the man who pulled me out would be the next king of England....and Scotland.
optional
2012-01-11 07:59:44 PM
Is interested. Two is pretty good for a human.
Sefton
2012-01-11 08:00:20 PM
And now for something completely different...
Retractable Weeners
2012-01-11 08:00:38 PM
I wonder what kind of fun that is. I'm sure its fun, I just wonder what kind.
On an unrelated note, I told a gullible co-worker that Asians have horizontal ones. His facial expression went from amazement, to instantly replaying every porn he had seen in his head, to calling bullshiat. It was worth it just to watch the thought process.
Karac
2012-01-11 08:00:55 PM
CygnusDarius
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miss diminutive: [images.wikia.com image 320x246]
Whos is he?.
He's an Asshole.
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