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(Daily Mail)   Meet the woman who lost her virginity twice. You'd hit it. And again   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 203
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2012-01-11 05:34:29 PM
Can't all women lose two virginities?
 
2012-01-11 05:38:00 PM
Now I know there's at least one occasion when doing the job right the first time isn't such a great idea
 
2012-01-11 05:59:56 PM
You know Smitty, you're right.
 
2012-01-11 06:43:18 PM
FTA: "Hazel went to the doctor after her long-term boyfriend told her she was 'different' in the genital area."

jesus, how do you breach that conversation? "babe, can i tell you something? your pussy looks weird"
 
2012-01-11 06:44:57 PM
DOUBLE MEAT CURTAINS!!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
 
2012-01-11 06:46:05 PM
I'd eenie-meenie-miney-mo it!
 
2012-01-11 06:47:47 PM

markie_farkie: DOUBLE MEAT CURTAINS!!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN???


Double Whopper

/with cheese
 
2012-01-11 06:48:45 PM

WaltzingMathilda: FTA: "Hazel went to the doctor after her long-term boyfriend told her she was 'different' in the genital area."

jesus, how do you breach that conversation? "babe, can i tell you something? your pussy looks weird"


it would be funnier if that was the first pussy he had seen and he assumed it was normal until he had the "babe i think your pussy looks weird" conversation with his next girlfriend instead.
 
2012-01-11 06:52:56 PM

thomps: WaltzingMathilda: FTA: "Hazel went to the doctor after her long-term boyfriend told her she was 'different' in the genital area."

jesus, how do you breach that conversation? "babe, can i tell you something? your pussy looks weird"

it would be funnier if that was the first pussy he had seen and he assumed it was normal until he had the "babe i think your pussy looks weird" conversation with his next girlfriend instead.


i think more importantly, instead of the shocker, he gets to perform the bowling ball.
 
2012-01-11 07:00:02 PM
It's amazing this sort of thing wasn't discovered until she was 27 years old. Shouldn't a doctor doing a physical or pap smear or something notice something is wrong when he has two choices for the speculum instead of one?
 
2012-01-11 07:06:02 PM

miss diminutive: he has two choices for the speculum instead of one?


"Hmm, there seems to be something.......unusual here.. Wait, let me get this thing out. It came with the set years ago and damned if I knew what it was for!"

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-01-11 07:13:38 PM

markie_farkie: miss diminutive: he has two choices for the speculum instead of one?

"Hmm, there seems to be something.......unusual here.. Wait, let me get this thing out. It came with the set years ago and damned if I knew what it was for!"

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]


Ok, I just shot orange juice out my nose. Bravo!

Heh, but seriously. Here in Canada (or Ontario anyway) if you want to go on birth control you have to get a physical examination from a doctor. Assuming it's the same in the UK, or assuming that she went for a physical at some point in her life, her doctor should have noticed something was amiss.

Unless her doctor was:

images.wikia.com
 
2012-01-11 07:32:53 PM

miss diminutive: Heh, but seriously. Here in Canada (or Ontario anyway) if you want to go on birth control you have to get a physical examination from a doctor. Assuming it's the same in the UK, or assuming that she went for a physical at some point in her life, her doctor should have noticed something was amiss.


maybe she chose a very hands-off approach to landscaping and the doctor just didn't think to keep digging around once he found the first one.
 
2012-01-11 07:35:37 PM

thomps: miss diminutive: Heh, but seriously. Here in Canada (or Ontario anyway) if you want to go on birth control you have to get a physical examination from a doctor. Assuming it's the same in the UK, or assuming that she went for a physical at some point in her life, her doctor should have noticed something was amiss.

maybe she chose a very hands-off approach to landscaping and the doctor just didn't think to keep digging around once he found the first one.


perhaps he just saw it as a money making scheme and charged her double.
 
2012-01-11 07:42:52 PM
mimg.ugo.com

She loses her virginity every day
 
2012-01-11 07:43:37 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: markie_farkie: DOUBLE MEAT CURTAINS!!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

Double Whopper

/with cheese


In a few years it will be a double grilled cheese

/with cheese

**************Brazzers*************
 
2012-01-11 07:43:44 PM
Ass.... the other vagina.
 
2012-01-11 07:45:27 PM
Why is this news? Yeah it's unique but who cares? With Facebook, Tweeter and texting, we have become a place where people think that everything is news worthy no matter how trivial or intimate.
 
2012-01-11 07:45:57 PM
DPP?

DVDA?
 
2012-01-11 07:46:11 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
And again... And again.
 
2012-01-11 07:47:52 PM

thomps: miss diminutive: Heh, but seriously. Here in Canada (or Ontario anyway) if you want to go on birth control you have to get a physical examination from a doctor. Assuming it's the same in the UK, or assuming that she went for a physical at some point in her life, her doctor should have noticed something was amiss.

maybe she chose a very hands-off approach to landscaping and the doctor just didn't think to keep digging around once he found the first one.


Wait, I re-read the article and it says she's 27 now but got the diagnosis at 18. That makes much more sense.

Reading comprehension fail on my part.
 
2012-01-11 07:48:04 PM

miss diminutive: [images.wikia.com image 320x246]


Whos is he?.
 
2012-01-11 07:48:21 PM

eddievercetti: [mimg.ugo.com image 288x288]

She loses her virginity every day


I've seen this pic several times lately, who is that, or what's it from? I don't see many movies or much TV (I'm a cheap bastard, not a hipster I swear!).

Also, and I shudder to ask, but....are these side-by-side or up-and-down? My assumption is side-by-side, due to the medical diagrams.
 
2012-01-11 07:49:03 PM

miss diminutive: thomps: miss diminutive: Heh, but seriously. Here in Canada (or Ontario anyway) if you want to go on birth control you have to get a physical examination from a doctor. Assuming it's the same in the UK, or assuming that she went for a physical at some point in her life, her doctor should have noticed something was amiss.

maybe she chose a very hands-off approach to landscaping and the doctor just didn't think to keep digging around once he found the first one.

Wait, I re-read the article and it says she's 27 now but got the diagnosis at 18. That makes much more sense.

Reading comprehension fail on my part.


yeah 18 year olds are much less likely to trim up than 27 year olds.
 
2012-01-11 07:49:09 PM
Since most penises have a slight natural curve, it must go down one path when they're doing it missionary and down the other when they're doing it from behind. I wonder if the guy notices any difference, or if perhaps with a little skill he can get it to alternate on each thrust...

/thinking about this way too much
 
2012-01-11 07:49:22 PM
Funny how "a woman with two vaginas" is less weird than "Lost her virginity twice".

Also: Pretty hot.
 
2012-01-11 07:50:33 PM

CygnusDarius: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]
And again... And again.


...and again, and again...

/smokin hot
 
2012-01-11 07:50:41 PM
Uterus didelphys is a million-to-one condition

"Million-to-one shot, doc. Million-to-one."
 
2012-01-11 07:51:32 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-11 07:51:34 PM
Ggiittyy...Ggiittyy??
 
2012-01-11 07:51:46 PM
she has two separate uteruses and cervixes as well . . . she had to effectively lose her virginity twice.

I don't think "losing your virginity" has anything to do with your uterus or your cervix.

Hint: "vagina" and "uterus" are different things.
 
2012-01-11 07:52:23 PM

DeltaPunch: Since most penises have a slight natural curve, it must go down one path when they're doing it missionary and down the other when they're doing it from behind. I wonder if the guy notices any difference, or if perhaps with a little skill he can get it to alternate on each thrust...

/thinking about this way too much


was this based on a personal, hands-on scientific study or ...
 
2012-01-11 07:52:37 PM

kroonermanblack: eddievercetti: [mimg.ugo.com image 288x288]

She loses her virginity every day

I've seen this pic several times lately, who is that, or what's it from? I don't see many movies or much TV (I'm a cheap bastard, not a hipster I swear!).


Jessica from True Blood. She became a vampire while a virgin, and since vamps have self-healing powers, her hyman grows back after intercourse.
 
2012-01-11 07:52:40 PM
"She added that she once asked a school friend which 'hole' she should use for a tampon, but became too embarrassed to continue the conversation after her friend thought she meant she put it up her bottom."

Hilariously awkward.
 
2012-01-11 07:53:12 PM
Soooo, is that 3 lips or 4?
 
2012-01-11 07:53:32 PM
Nipples.
 
2012-01-11 07:54:01 PM

kroonermanblack: eddievercetti: [mimg.ugo.com image 288x288]

She loses her virginity every day

I've seen this pic several times lately, who is that, or what's it from? I don't see many movies or much TV (I'm a cheap bastard, not a hipster I swear!).

Also, and I shudder to ask, but....are these side-by-side or up-and-down? My assumption is side-by-side, due to the medical diagrams.


The redhead is Jessica from the tv series True Blood. She was turned into a vampire while she was a virgin and now her body regenerates the hymen like it would any other body part.
 
2012-01-11 07:54:43 PM

miss diminutive: markie_farkie: miss diminutive: he has two choices for the speculum instead of one?

"Hmm, there seems to be something.......unusual here.. Wait, let me get this thing out. It came with the set years ago and damned if I knew what it was for!"

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

Ok, I just shot orange juice out my nose. Bravo!

Heh, but seriously. Here in Canada (or Ontario anyway) if you want to go on birth control you have to get a physical examination from a doctor. Assuming it's the same in the UK, or assuming that she went for a physical at some point in her life, her doctor should have noticed something was amiss.

Unless her doctor was:

[images.wikia.com image 320x246]


Britfarkette, I've been on three different types of birth control and the only thing a doctor's ever done is weigh me.
 
2012-01-11 07:55:20 PM
Also, if the boyfriend can get one finger down each path, he could give her the rare "forked shocker", or as it's known in the Orient, the "filthy snake tongue".
 
2012-01-11 07:55:37 PM

Uzzah: she has two separate uteruses and cervixes as well . . . she had to effectively lose her virginity twice.

I don't think "losing your virginity" has anything to do with your uterus or your cervix.

Hint: "vagina" and "uterus" are different things.


Hell, vagina and vulva are two different things. From the diagrams, she might have two vaginas, definitely only one vulva.
 
2012-01-11 07:55:40 PM
After watching that video, I kinda wish I had two dicks.
 
2012-01-11 07:55:51 PM

ArkAngel: Can't all women lose two virginities?


Over in one. Impressive.

/if ONLY I could take it back and re-give it
 
2012-01-11 07:55:57 PM

DeltaPunch: Since most penises have a slight natural curve, it must go down one path when they're doing it missionary and down the other when they're doing it from behind. I wonder if the guy notices any difference, or if perhaps with a little skill he can get it to alternate on each thrust...

/thinking about this way too much


Remember that scene from Aliens where Bishop does the trick with the knife?
 
2012-01-11 07:56:36 PM
Annnnnnnd never mind my last comment since someone beat me to it.
 
2012-01-11 07:56:59 PM

Yoeman: Soooo, is that 3 lips or 4?


i tried to have this discussion with 3buttcheeks a while back, but he didn't give me any definitive answers.
 
2012-01-11 07:57:11 PM
I'd hit that so hard the man who pulled me out would be the next king of England....and Scotland.
 
2012-01-11 07:59:44 PM
images.wikia.com

Is interested. Two is pretty good for a human.
 
2012-01-11 08:00:20 PM
And now for something completely different...
 
2012-01-11 08:00:38 PM
I wonder what kind of fun that is. I'm sure its fun, I just wonder what kind.

On an unrelated note, I told a gullible co-worker that Asians have horizontal ones. His facial expression went from amazement, to instantly replaying every porn he had seen in his head, to calling bullshiat. It was worth it just to watch the thought process.
 
2012-01-11 08:00:55 PM

CygnusDarius: miss diminutive: [images.wikia.com image 320x246]

Whos is he?.


He's an Asshole.
 
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