+1 Darwin

/popcorn

I've known a few taggers. If a train hit any of them I'd feel bad for the trainconductor, any passengers who witnessed it, the people who secure the scene and do the investigation, whoever gets stuck cleaning up a mess like that, as well as anyone inconvenienced by all of the above. But not the tagger.

He took up the painting style of Jackson Pollock.

Splatter art.

Vandals are not artists.

he died doing what he loved. art has a price.

tag out huffing gold paint?

Wrong tag by submitter.

Now his works will increase in value

Mr. Potatoass: [img1.fark.net image 54x11] tag out huffing gold paint?

Thinking that too...

bdub77: At least he got in a final act of graffiti.

Titled "Splat"

Has anyone made this joke yet?

We finally get an ironic story and they don't use the tag.

Isn't it...

Darwin seems to really like trains.

I remember at eighteen I always did stupid stuff. I'm wiser now and it's sad that this poor kid never got to be old enough to bemoan his young and stupid days.
Oh....this is Fark? Well then,- He choo choo chose poorly.

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ? She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger. St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St.
Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, "Reeva, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

TFA: The man pile of offal is yet to be formally identified or his next of kin notified.

Irony tag on vacation?

Huh. I guess "he's it."

not all graffiti artists are created equal
MADC - 700 Wall (new window)

Demi!

"Graffiti artist" -- accurate title or oxymoron? You decide.

MAYORBOB: "Graffiti artist" -- accurate title or oxymoron? You decide.

I'm with you here.

Just seems needless. You never refer to Bob Ross as a "Paint Artist."

Came for "Beat Street", leaving satisfied.

//HIP HOP DON'T STOP

The sad tag must be for the passengers that were delayed because of the graffiti artist vandal.

The male train driver and guard were breath tested and returned negative readings.

Were they drinking something that makes you more straight than usual?

can we get a hero tag for the train ?

This is the kind of reversal of expectations one usually associates with Soviet era Russia.

got nuthin

Nothing is nastier than when they bring the locomotives that hit people into the shop where I work. They hit people in-between dc and Philly all the time and I live and work in Wilmington Delaware so we see it quite a bit. We got 2 in the same week a few weeks ago. The more childish and immature workers call them squishies. That's the railroad.

Subby.... there seems to be a few errors with your headline submission... here, let me help you out with it....I went ahead and made the corrections for you:

Graffiti scumbag tagged by train; and not a single fark was given that day


I laughed my ass off reading that article! Thank you, Subby, for putting such a smile on my face. Thank you!

L33t Squirrel: Country Member: TFA: The man pile of offal is yet to be formally identified or his next of kin notified.

How do you ID someone after they've been hit by a train? Isn't a person mostly bits of hamburger and random red stains after that sort of thing?

/and all of this could have been avoided if he'd been wearing a high-visibility vest...


Yep, you could probably come up with a tasty recipe utilizing him as the main ingredient. :-)


p.s. I've copied your recipies and plan to give a couple of them a try.

HAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOL LIKE +++++++WOULD BUY AGAIN