"The consequences could have been be extremely serious," said the lawyer. "She intends to resume her training to become a beautician."

Has there ever been a trial involving a stripper that didn't end with a lawyer saying those exact words?

I've never had a lap dance without having to pay the girl first.

9beers: I've never had a lap dance without having to pay the girl first.

I have, but it was in Vegas, so I'm forbidden from speaking about it.

Grables'Daughter: THAT'S the best pic they can come up with for the article?

/we can do a lot better than that

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See, this is the sort of thing we need early in a thread. Make sure it starts off right!

Much obliged.

Strippers are legal con artists.

well then, i guess i won't be paying either. oh, a different kind of banging, never mind then...

/who wouldn't pay?
//no one like folks who are assholes to single moms.

I've never seen a stripper that will do a private dance of any kind without having had payment in advance.

Grables'Daughter: REALLY?

The money is ALWAYS collected at the end, IME

Oh boy, here we go.

Come on A-Hole. How else is she going to get herself through nursing school?

/Fully support the exotic arts

9beers: I've never had a lap dance without having to pay the girl first.

Could have been money for the 'extras'. And frankly I'm surprised it ever reached the point that the girl was attacking the guy over money. Most clubs I've been to would have the bouncer in your face before you ever got the chance to finish ripping off a stripper. So maybe she got ripped off because she's too stupid to get the money up front and too stupid to let the bouncers handle the guy.

Grables'Daughter: THAT'S the best pic they can come up with for the article?

/we can do a lot better than that

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And that is why Iloveyousomuch

Without strippers, we wouldn't have pole dancing, which could legitimately become the first Olympic sport derived from adult entertainment.

A booth dance in a club outside Montreal? So, I'm guessing he declined to pay for the sex.

Stupid dancer, too... prostitution is legal in Canada, but being found in a bawdy house isn't. No way is the club going to back her for money above the regular lap dance fee since doing so would make it impossible to defend against a bawdy house charge in court.

So basically, no legal recourse if the guy walks out without paying; assaulting the guy just made sure that not only doesn't she get the money, but she gets time.

I love strippers. All of my fantasies on one stage. No groveling, no trickery, just ones. More strippers please.

Well since I'm always late to these...

/BIE
//EIP

a bottle over the head is not quite the same as in the movies, think more concussion and possible brain damage than the hilarious shattered glass and 5 minutes of unconsciousness before getting up and running at full speed

Unsung_Hero: being found in a bawdy house isn't

Is this an actual legal phrase?

/serious

Kanemano: a bottle over the head is not quite the same as in the movies, think more concussion and possible brain damage than the hilarious shattered glass and 5 minutes of unconsciousness before getting up and running at full speed

I always found it interesting when people get pistol whipped in movies as if the bad guy was doin' someone a favor instead of shooting them.

Savage Belief: Well since I'm always late to these...

/BIE
//EIP

Does anyone really do that?

Gordian Cipher: Knara: Kanemano: a bottle over the head is not quite the same as in the movies, think more concussion and possible brain damage than the hilarious shattered glass and 5 minutes of unconsciousness before getting up and running at full speed

I always found it interesting when people get pistol whipped in movies as if the bad guy was doin' someone a favor instead of shooting them.

To be fair, a concussion is technically less damaging than a 9mm round to the face.

I was thinking more of the old westerns where they would pistol whip some guy "just to knock him out" (so that he could tell the sheriff what happened once he came to, of course).

pottie: Savage Belief: Well since I'm always late to these...

/BIE
//EIP

Does anyone really do that?

no, of course not. there has never been bie sent to any farker who has their eip.

/never
//ever

pottie: Savage Belief: Well since I'm always late to these...

/BIE
//EIP

Does anyone really do that?

Well I'll test it and get back to you.

/BIE
//EIP

This has been a really blah day. Drug my butt out of bed and since then just no energy or motivation for anything. I decided to check Fark out and saw a booby thread was forming and I thought maybe I try for some Bie. But even that idea didn't generate much enthusiasm. I was just about to see how much Jack Daniels I had left from the last day I felt like this...Then I felt my resolve stiffen. EIP

Grables'Daughter: CoolHandFluke: pottie: Savage Belief: Well since I'm always late to these...

/BIE
//EIP

Does anyone really do that?

Well I'll test it and get back to you.

/BIE
//EIP

Know how I know you don't know what "EIP" means?

: )

/it's not

It is on my screen. So dunno.

Usually I have to pay right after the dance is over. Maybe he said he had to go hit the ATM or something real quick, but then tried to walk out.

I don't really have a picture of strippers handy here at work, so here is some random cute girls who have skimpy clothing!

pottie: Savage Belief: Well since I'm always late to these...

/BIE
//EIP

Does anyone really do that?

Only one way to find out.

/bie-eip

HellRaisingHoosier: Usually I have to pay right after the dance is over. Maybe he said he had to go hit the ATM or something real quick, but then tried to walk out.

I don't really have a picture of strippers handy here at work, so here is some random cute girls who have skimpy clothing!
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Those are strippers. Or whores. NTTAWWT