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BBC lists the world's coolest movie theaters. Unless you live in Texas, or New York.. yours isn't on the list
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santadog
2012-01-11 05:00:20 PM
Ok, I farked up. I forget about the international Farkers out there. Sorry.
Aarontology
2012-01-11 05:01:00 PM
As long as it has stadium seating and an icee machine, I'm set.
markie_farkie
2012-01-11 05:03:42 PM
santadog
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Ok, I farked up. I forget about the international Farkers out there. Sorry.
You forgot Poland.
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-11 05:15:51 PM
List fails without:
santadog
2012-01-11 05:24:45 PM
Vodka Zombie
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List fails without:
[www.planet99.com image 362x534]
Fails to compare.
The Alamo Drafthouse
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Does your theater have a strict policy on being quiet, and no cell phones?
Does your theater have a beer menu?
Does your theater serve Thai Chicken Noodle Salad?
Will they bring ice cream to your seat?
Does Quentin Tarantino show up to host Spaghetti Westerns?
When's the last time you had a Muppet Sing-a-long?
Did you get a golden ticket in a bar of chocolate when Willy Wonka was shown?
Do they host a "Road Show" at the location of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and serve BBQ?
Maybe they showed Deliverance at the end of a canoe trip, and had the guy there who says "Squeal Like a Pig" on sight for autographs and photos?
Goonies in a Cave?
Nasfurato at the Cemetery?
Close Encounters AT Devil's Tower?
I didn't think so.
Vodka Zombie
2012-01-11 08:59:33 PM
santadog
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Vodka Zombie: List fails without:
[www.planet99.com image 362x534]
Fails to compare. The Alamo Drafthouse (new window)
Does your theater have a strict policy on being quiet, and no cell phones?
Yes
Does your theater have a beer menu?
Yes and wine and liquor
Does your theater serve Thai Chicken Noodle Salad?
Not entirely sure
Will they bring ice cream to your seat?
Not that I know of. But, the staff will feed your parking meter for you.
Does Quentin Tarantino show up to host Spaghetti Westerns?
Not yet
When's the last time you had a Muppet Sing-a-long?
I think it was after the longest running showing or Rocky Horror. Bring rice. There's a wedding.
Did you get a golden ticket in a bar of chocolate when Willy Wonka was shown?
No. But, I'm sure someone did.
Do they host a "Road Show" at the location of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and serve BBQ?
No. But Dahmer lived just across town from the Oriental.
Maybe they showed Deliverance at the end of a canoe trip, and had the guy there who says "Squeal Like a Pig" on sight for autographs and photos?
Ok?
Goonies in a Cave?
Again. Rocky Horror.
Nasfurato at the Cemetery?
Why?
Close Encounters AT Devil's Tower?
In Wyoming?
I didn't think so.
I'm glad you didn't think so.
santadog
2012-01-11 10:33:42 PM
Vodka Zombie
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santadog: Vodka Zombie: List fails without:
[www.planet99.com image 362x534]
Fails to compare. The Alamo Drafthouse (new window)
Does your theater have a strict policy on being quiet, and no cell phones? Yes
Does your theater have a beer menu? Yes and wine and liquor
Does your theater serve Thai Chicken Noodle Salad? Not entirely sure
Will they bring ice cream to your seat? Not that I know of. But, the staff will feed your parking meter for you.
Does Quentin Tarantino show up to host Spaghetti Westerns? Not yet
When's the last time you had a Muppet Sing-a-long? I think it was after the longest running showing or Rocky Horror. Bring rice. There's a wedding.
Did you get a golden ticket in a bar of chocolate when Willy Wonka was shown? No. But, I'm sure someone did.
Do they host a "Road Show" at the location of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and serve BBQ? No. But Dahmer lived just across town from the Oriental.
Maybe they showed Deliverance at the end of a canoe trip, and had the guy there who says "Squeal Like a Pig" on sight for autographs and photos? Ok?
Goonies in a Cave? Again. Rocky Horror.
Nasfurato at the Cemetery? Why?
Close Encounters AT Devil's Tower? In Wyoming?
I didn't think so.
I'm glad you didn't think so.
Everyone does Rocky Horror. There's a theater in Akron Ohio that Does Rocky Horror.
And Yes to Wyoming. They also did Repo Man at a Repo Lot in Cali, and a host of other cool events on location.
Nasfurato: Because it's a creepy vampire classic.
At least your are glad.
Nobody has a stricter quiet policy than the Alamo.
The Texter
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UberDave
2012-01-11 10:42:39 PM
Ahhh...the Alamo Draft House. They have one in Houston but it's way the hell on the other side of town from me so I don't get out there too often. It's the only place I've ever seen Holy Grail Ale on tap. And the cheesy 80's commercials and such before the film are awesome.
Jamdug!
2012-01-11 10:43:14 PM
Cinerama in Seattle is pretty cool.
Calmamity
2012-01-11 10:45:53 PM
Jamdug!
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Cinerama in Seattle is pretty cool.
I see my work here is done.
Mentat
2012-01-11 10:51:37 PM
Fark that. The Warren Theater here in Oklahoma is great.
Calmamity
2012-01-11 10:55:53 PM
Mentat
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Fark that. The Warren Theater here in Oklahoma is great.
Meh. It's ok.
Confabulat
2012-01-11 11:12:38 PM
I really like the Tampa Theater. Cool architecture, an organ, full liquor bar, and I saw Burt Reynolds present a showing of Smokey and the Bandit to an enthusiastic full house. He even drove up in a Trans Am. Movie-going doesn't get any better than that.
Confabulat
2012-01-11 11:18:42 PM
And no one can ever accuse Tampa Theater of being subtle.
video man
2012-01-11 11:35:24 PM
My favorite theater plays awesome indie and low-budget films, and has a full blown bar and an awesome restaurant connected. Yeah, the seats are beat up, and it only has one screen, but I'd watch all my movies there if I could.
420_Yo
2012-01-11 11:39:01 PM
I live in Tampa, and the Tampa Theater has NOTHING on the Alamo. I make the trek to Austin every year for Fantastic Fest, and it is a movie lovers paradise. The beer, the food, the fresh cookies, and all brought right to your seat while the movie is playing, and without being intrusive. I love that place!
BackwardsHatClub
2012-01-11 11:40:58 PM
I'm lucky to live in Florida which has the Muvico chain, probably the best of all the chains out there.
Big screens, stadium seating, digital 4k projectors, good stuff.
untaken_name
2012-01-11 11:43:10 PM
I miss the old Dobie Theater, back when it had character. The Alamo draft house is way better, but the old Dobie had real charm.
mrmees
2012-01-11 11:43:49 PM
santadog
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And Yes to Wyoming. They also did Repo Man at a Repo Lot in Cali, and a host of other cool events on location.
Nasfurato: Because it's a creepy vampire classic.
At least your are glad.
They did The Big Lebowski at a bowling alley. Gave everyone for White Russians. It was awesome. That is all.
jaytkay
2012-01-11 11:46:58 PM
TFA: Sun Pictures Cinema, Broome, Australia
OK, that prolly is the coolest movie theater in the world.
But I must give props to my beloved Chicago Music Box
Eddie_Dean_NY
2012-01-11 11:47:28 PM
Watching Jaws in an inner-tube on Lake Travis, watching the owner stomp a wanna-be pirate's video-camera to bits, guys in jet-packs for the Iron Man premier, Robosauras for the Transformers premier, Hobbits beating the crap out of each other...
Ah, the good old days.
rockforever
2012-01-11 11:47:53 PM
Alamo Drafthouse is the only theatre I still go to.
Oh, and Moose's Tooth in Anchorage.
Confabulat
2012-01-11 11:48:24 PM
BackwardsHatClub
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I'm lucky to live in Florida which has the Muvico chain, probably the best of all the chains out there.
[imgsg.jobing.com image 326x256]
Big screens, stadium seating, digital 4k projectors, good stuff.
Muvicos are indeed very good. I live in St. Pete and we pretty much only have the Muvico and the Beach Theater, and both are pretty awesome. Can't imagine the Muvico can stay forever in that deserted BayWalk disaster though. Beach Theater is still better though for an overall experience, if not the most up-to-date technology.
thy crotch
2012-01-11 11:48:32 PM
it doesn't matter how cool the theater is. the patrons suck, no matter the location.
this is why i haven't been to a theater in a decade.
moothemagiccow
2012-01-11 11:48:38 PM
eh, drafthouse aint so great. charge out the ass for tickets then youre supposed to pay $10 for a pizza
arekthorn
2012-01-11 11:51:06 PM
Our Alamo Drafthouse in Winchester VA is pretty nice I'd say...
shrive me fool
2012-01-11 11:51:45 PM
The Alamo is also in Virginia, so ha!
brainiac-dumdum
2012-01-11 11:53:04 PM
Jamdug!
:
Cinerama in Seattle is pretty cool.
No, it's super-supreme awesome.
meanmutton
2012-01-11 11:54:16 PM
moothemagiccow
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eh, drafthouse aint so great. charge out the ass for tickets then youre supposed to pay $10 for a pizza
For a slice or the whole thing?
Eddie_Dean_NY
2012-01-11 11:55:19 PM
moothemagiccow
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eh, drafthouse aint so great. charge out the ass for tickets then youre supposed to pay $10 for a pizza
The funniest part is, I have you favorited in troll grey1 as "Hates everything" these days.
The ticket prices are the average amount for the market, but yeah, they're pizza prices are getting out of control.
And the Ritz is charging $6 for popcorn now. WTF? I'm getting old.
all the good names are gone
2012-01-11 11:55:48 PM
Calmamity
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Mentat: Fark that. The Warren Theater here in Oklahoma is great.
Meh. It's ok.
It's not bad, but the balcony is crazy expensive. The Drafthouse is pure awesome.
cbathrob
2012-01-11 11:56:03 PM
I miss the UC theater in Berkeley. I saw a lot of awesome movies there.
emersonbiggins
2012-01-11 11:57:32 PM
arekthorn
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Our Alamo Drafthouse in Winchester VA is pretty nice I'd say...
Wow, wonder what business development strategy Alamo is following here...
/jealous Dallasite
//we do have In-N-Out, though
///mmmmmm
jaytkay
2012-01-12 12:01:11 AM
thy crotch
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it doesn't matter how cool the theater is. the patrons suck, no matter the location.
this is why i haven't been to a theater in a decade.
Good call. The Hoveround seating area is usually pretty lame.
jaytkay
2012-01-12 12:03:57 AM
moothemagiccow
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eh, drafthouse aint so great. charge out the ass for tickets then youre supposed to pay $10 for a pizza
Some people can manage to watch a movie without eating a pizza.
Seriously. You can look it up.
MrEricSir
2012-01-12 12:04:00 AM
San Francisco's Kabuki theater has little tables between pairs of seats. And yeah, that's where you put your pizza and beer.
They have similar theaters in Mexico City, but those tend to have table service and reclining seats. And they're much cheaper.
Gig103
2012-01-12 12:05:44 AM
WTF is up with the NYC one being list-worthy? 12 foot screen and DVD? I have a 10 foot screen and Blu Ray. I have the popcorn maker too.
/CSB
//Pics in profile
Eddie_Dean_NY
2012-01-12 12:06:14 AM
Alamo's not the only Brew & View out there, nor were they the first. But they definitely have a flair for presentation and a system that works well (most of the time).
Gig103
2012-01-12 12:07:51 AM
P.S. Phoenix Farkers may agree with me on this -- Harkins Theatres isn't particularly noteworthy, except that unlike AMC, it's a family-owned chain that DOESN'T rip customers off. You can get the tickets for $7.50 at Costco. Buy a plastic cup and get $1 refills all year. Buy a t-shirt and get a free popcorn when you buy tickets.
shrive me fool
2012-01-12 12:08:41 AM
emersonbiggins
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Wow, wonder what business development strategy Alamo is following here...
Since it came to town I've wondered that too. A bunch in Texas and one in Winchester, VA. It seems random.
Alphakronik
2012-01-12 12:09:39 AM
ThighsofGlory
2012-01-12 12:09:55 AM
cbathrob
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I miss the UC theater in Berkeley. I saw a lot of awesome movies there.
I took The Boy there when he was two to see "Stop Making Sense." Babies love Talking Heads.
EasilyDistracted
2012-01-12 12:10:21 AM
It's not a public-access theater, but I used to work at Dolby in San Fran. Their screening room was the best. The foundation of the theater floats on rubber disks to eliminate vibrations from outside sources. Adjustable baffles in the walls allow the room's acoustics to be modified to match the presentation. The brushing on the light fixtures and finishes on the woodwork eliminate any distracting glare.
And the people there knew how to act in a theater.
God, I miss that place sometimes...especially when I find myself trapped in a Regal theater watching endless ads and hoping that the idiots behind me will finally stop yapping once the movie starts.
Mcavity
2012-01-12 12:10:57 AM
Alamo draft house. Yup balcony at the ritz is expensive but if you are doing one of the movie marathons its worth it.
The food is ok unless your going to a special event then they kick it up a noch. Prices aren't bad the pizzas are 10 inch but not pre made crap. You get a meal for what you would normaly pay for candy. Water is free. The events are what really set the draft house apart. If you ever get a chance to go to a draft house event go. It's worth it.
Tax Boy
2012-01-12 12:12:11 AM
arekthorn
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Our Alamo Drafthouse in Winchester VA is pretty nice I'd say...
I can't figure out what the Alamo Guys were thinking when they decided to build one in Bum Fark, VA of all places, but as a former Austinite who still joneses for the Alamo, it is still totally worth the 80 mile drive each way from DC.
/OPEN ONE IN DC YOU GUYS
muck4doo
2012-01-12 12:15:16 AM
Love the Draft House. Suck it, Dallas.
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-01-12 12:15:50 AM
Phoenix probably had the best movie theatre in the West. The Fox Theater. The city tore it down and built a bus station. I wish they would have shot everyone involved in that destruction.
Eddie_Dean_NY
2012-01-12 12:18:15 AM
shrive me fool
:
emersonbiggins: Wow, wonder what business development strategy Alamo is following here...
Since it came to town I've wondered that too. A bunch in Texas and one in Winchester, VA. It seems random.
The Winchester location was started as a separately owned franchise. Short version, some land-developers in VA. wanted a Drafthouse of their own and paid the owners of the Drafhouse the licensing and franchise fees.
robodog
2012-01-12 12:18:40 AM
My buddy had his wedding at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, it is indeed cool and 't bad.
shrive me fool
2012-01-12 12:25:04 AM
Eddie_Dean_NY
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The Winchester location was started as a separately owned franchise. Short version, some land-developers in VA. wanted a Drafthouse of their own and paid the owners of the Drafhouse the licensing and franchise fees.
Ah, thanks for that. I'm glad it's here, it beats the other theatre in town by a long shot any day.
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