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2012-01-11 08:16:52 PM
Oh no! A library will be funded and some kids will be able to go to college! What a monster!
 
2012-01-11 08:34:30 PM
For every kid Jerry Sandusky allegedly raped, there are hundreds his organization helped.

People need to do a better job assessing the risk vs benefit of what actually happened.
 
2012-01-11 08:37:51 PM
IAmRight: Oh no! A library will be funded and some kids will be able to go to college! What a monster!

I know! It's almost like people don't think that cancels out letting your buddy rape kids in your locker room! Crazy, right?
 
2012-01-11 08:39:04 PM
mc_madness: For every kid Jerry Sandusky allegedly raped, there are hundreds his organization helped.

People need to do a better job assessing the risk vs benefit of what actually happened.


You people need to take your diety and DIAF.

If it was only 1 kid that was ass raped and he helped brazillions, it doesn't offset the 1. EBOD
 
2012-01-11 08:39:31 PM
mc_madness: For every kid Jerry Sandusky allegedly raped, there are hundreds his organization helped.

People need to do a better job assessing the risk vs benefit of what actually happened.


Tell that to the kids with sore buttholes and a devasated outlook on life.
 
2012-01-11 08:39:33 PM
> Penn State thread

ohgodnotthisshiatagain.image
 
2012-01-11 08:39:55 PM
IAmRight: Oh no! A library will be funded and some kids will be able to go to college! What a monster!

mc_madness: People need to do a better job assessing the risk vs benefit of what actually happened.

People on Fark. Minimizing kiddie rape since November 4th, 2011.
 
2012-01-11 08:43:18 PM
bulldg4life: IAmRight: Oh no! A library will be funded and some kids will be able to go to college! What a monster!

mc_madness: People need to do a better job assessing the risk vs benefit of what actually happened.

People on Fark. Minimizing kiddie rape since November 4th, 2011.


C'mon,. it wasn't rape rape. Be a bit more understanding........
 
2012-01-11 08:45:55 PM
mc_madness: For every kid Jerry Sandusky allegedly raped, there are hundreds his organization helped.

People need to do a better job assessing the risk vs benefit of what actually happened.


suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com

9.5/10; keep up the good work
 
2012-01-11 08:47:12 PM
Sorry. It's not like he was balls deep in a 10yo EVERY day.

And, JoePa is old and feels bad about it. Plus, he told his boss once 10 years ago.

Also, how could he possibly know what Sandusky did? I mean, it's not like he was caught multiple times in the locker room or previously investigated by cops or had multiple allegations against him over the course of a decade.

I just want to know what JoePa and the graduate assistant thought every time they saw a new kid at Penn State practices. "Hey kid, welcome to Penn State."
 
2012-01-11 08:47:59 PM
velvet_fog: mc_madness: For every kid Jerry Sandusky allegedly raped, there are hundreds his organization helped.

People need to do a better job assessing the risk vs benefit of what actually happened.

[suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com image 640x426]

9.5/10; keep up the good work


Maybe, but rule 34 applies because there are people out there who think like that.
 
2012-01-11 08:48:37 PM
Is that headline gold, or just nasty talk? 20 x 61 /= 100k.

Anus/annus?
 
2012-01-11 08:50:46 PM
PluckYew: velvet_fog: mc_madness: For every kid Jerry Sandusky allegedly raped, there are hundreds his organization helped.

People need to do a better job assessing the risk vs benefit of what actually happened.

[suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com image 640x426]

9.5/10; keep up the good work

Maybe, but rule 34 Poe's law applies because there are people out there who think like that.
 
2012-01-11 08:52:16 PM

If it werent for Penn State helping these victims would be impossible. And unnecessary



WE ARE!
 
2012-01-11 09:01:15 PM
It's a new year and I feel bad about wishing death on Paterno, so let me be more clear: I would not shed a tear if he keels over tomorrow. There, I'm not actively rooting for his death, just noting the non-impact it would have on me.

Now, let's talk Penn State, as well as the state of Pennsylvania. PSU alumni and former players are LIVID over the hiring of an outsider as head football coach. Some, like Lavar Arrington, vow to have nothing to do with PSU from here on out. They're outraged...WAY more outraged than they were to discover that their beloved coach had been allowing a child rapist to roam free on the campus.

Plus PA is responsible for Rapey Ben, The Flyers fan who assaulted a Rangers fan and then bragged about it on Facebook, and Rick Santorum.

Now, more than ever, the entire state deserves to be napalmed.
 
2012-01-11 09:03:38 PM
PluckYew: PluckYew: velvet_fog: mc_madness: For every kid Jerry Sandusky allegedly raped, there are hundreds his organization helped.

People need to do a better job assessing the risk vs benefit of what actually happened.

[suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com image 640x426]

9.5/10; keep up the good work

Maybe, but rule 34 Poe's law applies because there are people out there who think like that.


I was gonna say, "ew".
 
2012-01-11 09:09:41 PM
Owangotang: They're outraged...WAY more outraged than they were to discover that their beloved coach had been allowing a child rapist to roam free on the campus

Dude, they rioted at Penn State to honor Joe Pa. You expect a cult to act rationally?
 
2012-01-11 09:19:01 PM
mikaloyd: Owangotang: They're outraged...WAY more outraged than they were to discover that their beloved coach had been allowing a child rapist to roam free on the campus

Dude, they rioted at Penn State to honor Joe Pa. You expect a cult to act rationally?


If this whole thing taught the college football world one thing, it's that State College is creepy.
 
2012-01-11 09:22:38 PM
Owangotang: It's a new year and I feel bad about wishing death on Paterno, so let me be more clear: I would not shed a tear if he keels over tomorrow. There, I'm not actively rooting for his death, just noting the non-impact it would have on me.

Now, let's talk Penn State, as well as the state of Pennsylvania. PSU alumni and former players are LIVID over the hiring of an outsider as head football coach. Some, like Lavar Arrington, vow to have nothing to do with PSU from here on out. They're outraged...WAY more outraged than they were to discover that their beloved coach had been allowing a child rapist to roam free on the campus.

Plus PA is responsible for Rapey Ben, The Flyers fan who assaulted a Rangers fan and then bragged about it on Facebook, and Rick Santorum.

Now, more than ever, the entire state deserves to be napalmed.


Not when we have the bulk of the Marcellus gas formation and over 50% of the country needs to be warm.

/lives close to state college
//Not a PSU Alum
///No dog in this fight
 
2012-01-11 09:24:56 PM
Owangotang: It's a new year and I feel bad about wishing death on Paterno, so let me be more clear: I would not shed a tear if he keels over tomorrow. There, I'm not actively rooting for his death, just noting the non-impact it would have on me.

Now, let's talk Penn State, as well as the state of Pennsylvania. PSU alumni and former players are LIVID over the hiring of an outsider as head football coach. Some, like Lavar Arrington, vow to have nothing to do with PSU from here on out. They're outraged...WAY more outraged than they were to discover that their beloved coach had been allowing a child rapist to roam free on the campus.

Plus PA is responsible for Rapey Ben, The Flyers fan who assaulted a Rangers fan and then bragged about it on Facebook, and Rick Santorum.

Now, more than ever, the entire state deserves to be napalmed.


Oh and I forgot, Ohio is responsible for Ben (since he's from there) and That Flyers fan was not the actual attacker....I can't argue about Santorum though. You got us there.
 
2012-01-11 09:27:31 PM
If you say Sandusky three time in a row an apparition of Joe Pa will appear and try to hush you up/
 
2012-01-11 09:30:34 PM
Remarkable.
 
2012-01-11 09:32:41 PM
Joe Pa did every thing required of him by law and yet your "Farkers" treat him like he raped those kids. Sandusky raped those kids end of story. Keep directing your rage at Joe Pa and Sandusky will get swept under the rug for long time tell your raged out at Joe Pa.

When all the rage is gone Sandusky will get some light sentence because you all raged your selves out at Joe Pa.
 
2012-01-11 09:38:28 PM
mc_madness: For every kid Jerry Sandusky allegedly raped, there are hundreds his organization helped.

People need to do a better job assessing the risk vs benefit of what actually happened.


9/10

I thought it was too obvious but your getting all kind of hits. Nice job.
 
2012-01-11 09:42:57 PM
Allen262: Sandusky will get swept under the rug for long time tell your raged out at Joe Pa.

You sound flustered. Are you flustered?
 
2012-01-11 09:49:37 PM
bulldg4life: IAmRight: Oh no! A library will be funded and some kids will be able to go to college! What a monster!

mc_madness: People need to do a better job assessing the risk vs benefit of what actually happened.

People on Fark. Minimizing kiddie rape since November 4th, 2011.


Keep up the good witch hunt fight, Mr. Pitchfork.

/It's over. They're gone. What more do you want?
 
2012-01-11 09:53:39 PM
Oh wait, maybe I should've read the entire thread before singling out bulldg4life for criticism. But I guess FARK won't be happy until JoePa's nuts are on a pike in the middle of the Penn State campus as some kind of warning, right?

/JOE PA ONCE HELPED A KIDDY DIDDLER, THEREFORE HE'S DONE NO GOOD, EVAR!
//...and again, Go Bucks.
 
2012-01-11 09:57:18 PM
IlGreven: Keep up the good witch hunt fight, Mr. Pitchfork.

/It's over. They're gone. What more do you want?


Less sweeping umder the carpet and denial more transparency and attempts to make sure it doesnt keep happening.

Tearing down the football program and starting from scratch with different goals and objective outside oversight would be an excellent start.
 
2012-01-11 10:04:58 PM
Allen262: Joe Pa did every thing required of him by law and yet your "Farkers" treat him like he raped those kids. Sandusky raped those kids end of story. Keep directing your rage at Joe Pa and Sandusky will get swept under the rug for long time tell your raged out at Joe Pa.

When all the rage is gone Sandusky will get some light sentence because you all raged your selves out at Joe Pa.


That's right, which is why Joe Paterno isn't facing any charges. That doesn't mean he did everything he could and SHOULD have done.

And by the way, "rage" level has nothing to do with sentencing. The facts will be presented, Sandusky will most-likely be convicted, and his sentence will be rendered accordingly.
 
2012-01-11 10:08:06 PM
IlGreven: /It's over. They're gone. What more do you want?

I would like it if people (like the ones I quoted) stopped minimizing what happened because...gosh darnit...JoePa's already gone, so it's all better now.
 
2012-01-11 10:16:30 PM
RickyWilliams'sBong: I know! It's almost like people don't think that cancels out letting your buddy rape kids in your locker room! Crazy, right?

It's almost like the two have nothing to do with one another! Are we going to have a headline every time Paterno has a bowel movement with some stupid child rape headline every single time, because everyone's so disgusted by it that they want to discuss it in perpetuity?
 
2012-01-11 10:19:34 PM
Owangotang: It's a new year and I feel bad about wishing death on Paterno, so let me be more clear: I would not shed a tear if he keels over tomorrow. There, I'm not actively rooting for his death, just noting the non-impact it would have on me.

Now, let's talk Penn State, as well as the state of Pennsylvania. PSU alumni and former players are LIVID over the hiring of an outsider as head football coach. Some, like Lavar Arrington, vow to have nothing to do with PSU from here on out. They're outraged...WAY more outraged than they were to discover that their beloved coach had been allowing a child rapist to roam free on the campus.

Plus PA is responsible for Rapey Ben, The Flyers fan who assaulted a Rangers fan and then bragged about it on Facebook, and Rick Santorum.

Now, more than ever, the entire state deserves to be napalmed.


It really is a shiathole of a state, and I've seen a good bit of most of them. Worst roads in the country BY FAR, screwy alcohol laws, trash all over from one corner to the other, abandoned and ugly buildings everywhere, shiatty rivers... PA truly has a startlingly low number of redeemable qualities.

Biggest surprise? Philly people are actually really cool, outside of sporting events. But got-DAYUM does the rest of that worthless rectangle suck serious ass in every way possible.
 
2012-01-11 10:35:17 PM
If you factor in Neisworth and Lasaga with Sandusky, that's probably an accurate calculation, subby.
 
2012-01-11 10:42:28 PM
beta_plus: If you factor in Neisworth and Lasaga with Sandusky, that's probably an accurate calculation, subby.
THIS IS NOT A TREND!
THEY WERE JUST TEACHING THEM HYGIENE!
 
2012-01-11 10:49:33 PM
Yanks_RSJ: That's right, which is why Joe Paterno isn't facing any charges. That doesn't mean he did everything he could and SHOULD have done.

If every one did the moral thing we wouldn't be in The Great Recession, thousands wouldn't be homeless do to bank greed, etc....

Yanks_RSJ: And by the way, "rage" level has nothing to do with sentencing. The facts will be presented, Sandusky will most-likely be convicted, and his sentence will be rendered accordingly.

If you all keep making Jo Pa the bad guy Sandusky will be forgot about long enough for the local DA to give him a sweet plea deal. Once the plea deal is done no one will be able to change it.
 
2012-01-11 10:50:28 PM
Allen262: Joe Pa did every thing required of him by law and yet your "Farkers" treat him like he raped those kids. Sandusky raped those kids end of story. Keep directing your rage at Joe Pa and Sandusky will get swept under the rug for long time tell your raged out at Joe Pa.

When all the rage is gone Sandusky will get some light sentence because you all raged your selves out at Joe Pa.


Ted Kennedy did everything he was required to do after Chappaquiddick. Doesn't make him any less of an asshole.
 
2012-01-11 10:58:39 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-11 10:58:46 PM
the biggest redneck here: Owangotang: It's a new year and I feel bad about wishing death on Paterno, so let me be more clear: I would not shed a tear if he keels over tomorrow. There, I'm not actively rooting for his death, just noting the non-impact it would have on me.

Now, let's talk Penn State, as well as the state of Pennsylvania. PSU alumni and former players are LIVID over the hiring of an outsider as head football coach. Some, like Lavar Arrington, vow to have nothing to do with PSU from here on out. They're outraged...WAY more outraged than they were to discover that their beloved coach had been allowing a child rapist to roam free on the campus.

Plus PA is responsible for Rapey Ben, The Flyers fan who assaulted a Rangers fan and then bragged about it on Facebook, and Rick Santorum.

Now, more than ever, the entire state deserves to be napalmed.

It really is a shiathole of a state, and I've seen a good bit of most of them. Worst roads in the country BY FAR, screwy alcohol laws, trash all over from one corner to the other, abandoned and ugly buildings everywhere, shiatty rivers... PA truly has a startlingly low number of redeemable qualities.

Biggest surprise? Philly people are actually really cool, outside of sporting events. But got-DAYUM does the rest of that worthless rectangle suck serious ass in every way possible.


I was with you on everything but the roads. Louisiana makes Pennsyltucky look like North Carolina on roads, and I've lived in Virginia, where they haven't paved the roads since the Polk administration.

Arkansas gives PA a run for its money, too.
 
2012-01-11 11:00:43 PM
Allen262: If every one did the moral thing we wouldn't be in The Great Recession, thousands wouldn't be homeless do to bank greed, etc....

So you are saying that doing the right thing leads to better outcomes than doing what Paterno did?

You dont say!
 
2012-01-11 11:04:04 PM
Allen262: If you all keep making Jo Pa the bad guy Sandusky will be forgot about long enough for the local DA to give him a sweet plea deal. Once the plea deal is done no one will be able to change it.

There is a zero percent chance that happens, and is total nonsense. For one thing, the State of Pennsylvania didn't conduct a 3-year grand jury investigation to get a plea bargain. For another, there are SEVERAL counts, and there isn't much Sandusky could plea to that would reduce his sentence enough to make a difference for a man in his 60s.
 
2012-01-11 11:04:22 PM
Allen262: If you all keep making Jo Pa the bad guy Sandusky will be forgot about long enough for the local DA to give him a sweet plea deal. Once the plea deal is done no one will be able to change it.

Sometimes when a real-life horror story happens there is more than one bad guy involved. This is one of those times
 
2012-01-11 11:04:31 PM
mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 640x398]

Rtemembered? Rtemember all the things!

/or anuses
//anii?
///Firefox tells me the first is right
////but then it also tells me its own name isn't a word
//it is with caps, thanks for the correction firefox
 
2012-01-11 11:07:05 PM
neuroflare: mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 640x398]

Rtemembered? Rtemember all the things!

/or anuses
//anii?
///Firefox tells me the first is right
////but then it also tells me its own name isn't a word
//it is with caps, thanks for the correction firefox


I speel reel gud
 
2012-01-11 11:22:28 PM
Owangotang: Plus PA is responsible for Rapey Ben

Do you mean the guy who was born in Lima, Ohio, played at Findlay High School in Findley Ohio and then played college ball at Miami University in Oxford, Ohio?

Didn't think this all the way through, did you.....
/yes, I saw Dougie AXP's post.....
//not from Pennsylvania
 
2012-01-11 11:34:57 PM
But what about all the good things Hitler did?

/godwin
 
2012-01-11 11:36:55 PM
Pratty: ohgodnotthisshiatagain.image

I'll take "Statements Sanduskey's penis might make for $1000, Alex."
 
2012-01-11 11:38:25 PM
skrame: Pratty: ohgodnotthisshiatagain.image

I'll take "Statements Sanduskey's penis might make for $1000, Alex."


Zing!

Sandusky/Paterno threads are so hilarious yet so stomach-turning at the same time. I don't know how to describe it.
 
2012-01-11 11:42:58 PM
Yanks_RSJ: There is a zero percent chance that happens, and is total nonsense. For one thing, the State of Pennsylvania didn't conduct a 3-year grand jury investigation to get a plea bargain. For another, there are SEVERAL counts, and there isn't much Sandusky could plea to that would reduce his sentence enough to make a difference for a man in his 60s.

In a year when the heat is off he will get that plea deal and no jail time since he is in his 60s. I hope I'm wrong but with every one going for the wrong guy I have little hope.

mikaloyd: Sometimes when a real-life horror story happens there is more than one bad guy involved. This is one of those times

Yeah well your all going after the guy that sold the gun to the killer while the killer is still out there less than a thousand feet from his next victim.
 
2012-01-12 12:02:57 AM
mc_madness: For every kid Jerry Sandusky allegedly raped, there are hundreds his organization helped.

People need to do a better job assessing the risk vs benefit of what actually happened.


4.bp.blogspot.com

bend over and take one for the team

/idiot
 
2012-01-12 12:06:17 AM
Allen262: I hope I'm wrong but with every one going for the wrong guy I have little hope.

This argument has been thrown out by people in these threads consistently. When you can't minimize anymore, you indict those calling JoePa a scumbag for not rightfully admonishing Sandusky. It is idiotic. And, quite simplistic when looking at the situation.

It implies that a) people are incapable of holding multiple people responsible to varying degrees and b) that people haven't already condemned Sandusky viciously and repeatedly.

The reason there is no discussion on Sandusky is because nobody is in disagreement. There is not one single person that has posted in any of these threads that has waivers from the idea that Sandusky is a vile human that deserves a very long prison sentence. That's the end of the conversation.

There are, however, dozens of people that have spent months deflecting blame from JoePa and minimizing his impact as though his status on campus didn't exist for the past 50 years.

What in the hell are people going to discuss about Sandusky on Fark? The first person says "I hope he spends many years in prison with Bubba" and then 5 dozen people agree with him.

List of things people say to deflect blame from JoePa:
- He's been a stand-up figure for his entire life and made one mistake
- He told his boss right away. That was his responsibility and he fulfilled it.
- Good lord, he's already been fired. What more do you want?
- How is he supposed to know all of the other stuff happened?
- Nobody is condemning Sandusky. JoePa is the real victim here. He is being wrongly demonized.


Next up....
- He's already stated that he regrets his inaction. Nothing can be done now to make it better or erase what happened.
 
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