I wonder if we would like it when he's...wait, you know what? I'll let someone else make that terrible joke. I'm going to pass on the obvious this time.

There's an Applebees around the corner from there on Milestrip, across from the Toys R Us that ruined me from ever going to an Applebees again.

It started off well enough. Mediocre food, weak drinks, and good friends. After a few of those weak drinks, my life was changed forever.

I used the bathroom, and an employee walked in peed, and left the bathroom at the same time without ever washing his hands. I went out to the bar (after washing my hands) no less than ten seconds after the dirty bastard, and saw him pouring a mixed drink. I was too late. By the time I got the attention of another bartender, he had handed a couple their drinks, holding them by the rim of the glasses.

I still felt I should tell the bartender nearest me that I needed to talk to a manager, so he pointed me at the manager. He was the dirty bastard with unwashed hands.

I spent a lot of time near the McKinley Mall, but nothing will ever stand out like that awful night at Applebees where the manager with pee splashed hands was serving up some weak ass drinks.

I haven't gone to another one since.

Slaxl: Are they sure it's meant to be the Hulk? Looks more like Frankensteins monster to me.

Two things: It's more of a comic book Hulk than movie Hulk, but I can see what you mean.

Second: Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for calling Frankenstein's monster by its proper name! I get so annoyed with people calling the Creature "Frankenstein." Especially when they make the "It took the name of its creator" argument.

Sorry...it's a literary pet peeve peave of mine.

PizzaJedi81: Slaxl: Are they sure it's meant to be the Hulk? Looks more like Frankensteins monster to me.

Two things: It's more of a comic book Hulk than movie Hulk, but I can see what you mean.

Second: Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for calling Frankenstein's monster by its proper name! I get so annoyed with people calling the Creature "Frankenstein." Especially when they make the "It took the name of its creator" argument.

Sorry...it's a literary pet peeve peave of mine.

Keith?

Mike_LowELL: Why is this news? We've known Hogan has been robbing TNA for over a year now.

Look, her name is Brooke. Just because she's got a somewhat mannish face doesn't mean you can reduce her to tits and ass.

Check out the story below bank robbin' Hulk:
Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/887074-incredible-hulk-robs-new-york-bank #ixzz1jFWh8SSm

/wince

And what's up with that font? Anyone else try reading it on a mobile device?

davidphogan: There's an Applebees around the corner from there on Milestrip, across from the Toys R Us that ruined me from ever going to an Applebees again.

It started off well enough. Mediocre food, weak drinks, and good friends. After a few of those weak drinks, my life was changed forever.

I used the bathroom, and an employee walked in peed, and left the bathroom at the same time without ever washing his hands. I went out to the bar (after washing my hands) no less than ten seconds after the dirty bastard, and saw him pouring a mixed drink. I was too late. By the time I got the attention of another bartender, he had handed a couple their drinks, holding them by the rim of the glasses.

I still felt I should tell the bartender nearest me that I needed to talk to a manager, so he pointed me at the manager. He was the dirty bastard with unwashed hands.

I spent a lot of time near the McKinley Mall, but nothing will ever stand out like that awful night at Applebees where the manager with pee splashed hands was serving up some weak ass drinks.

I haven't gone to another one since.

muh?

davidphogan: There's an Applebees around the corner from there on Milestrip, across from the Toys R Us that ruined me from ever going to an Applebees again.

It started off well enough. Mediocre food, weak drinks, and good friends. After a few of those weak drinks, my life was changed forever.

I used the bathroom, and an employee walked in peed, and left the bathroom at the same time without ever washing his hands. I went out to the bar (after washing my hands) no less than ten seconds after the dirty bastard, and saw him pouring a mixed drink. I was too late. By the time I got the attention of another bartender, he had handed a couple their drinks, holding them by the rim of the glasses.

I still felt I should tell the bartender nearest me that I needed to talk to a manager, so he pointed me at the manager. He was the dirty bastard with unwashed hands.

I spent a lot of time near the McKinley Mall, but nothing will ever stand out like that awful night at Applebees where the manager with pee splashed hands was serving up some weak ass drinks.

I haven't gone to another one since.

CSB

Everytime I see these stories I have to call my brother to see if he did it. Two different cases of guys dressed as spiderman and carrying weapons that sounds like what I know he has. That and cops would question him about shooings even after they already arrested the suspect or he was in the presence of another cop when the shooting happened. I find it funny, he don't so much.

In the immortal words of Don King, "I wash my hands BEFORE I touch my dick."

Hulk. CASH!

davidphogan: an employee walked in peed, and left the bathroom without ever washing his hands. I went out to the bar no less than ten seconds after the dirty bastard and saw him pouring a mixed drink... he handed a couple their drinks, holding them by the rim of the glasses.

I still felt I should tell the bartender nearest me that I needed to talk to a manager, so he pointed me at the manager. He was the dirty bastard with unwashed hands

Two16: davidphogan: There's an Applebees around the corner from there on Milestrip, across from the Toys R Us that ruined me from ever going to an Applebees again.

*Looking for the file . . . ah here it is* Filed under No Big Loss

bout time

Tracy Morgan on the Hulk. (NSFW language)

It must have been tough grabbing the money with novelty Hulk hands, and then scooting away in his Hulk Power Wheels.

Did he buy it from the Fark Shop?