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Pro skateboarder thinks he was the Hulk when he went on naked wild hotel rampage, blames booze and drugs
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dopeydwarf
2012-01-11 07:34:08 PM
FTA: "They realized that the gun was registered and that I blew under the limit, so they got me for reckless driving," he said.
Yeah, totally, completely, absolutely not like the Hulk.
namatad
2012-01-11 08:53:06 PM
blame the drugs and booze?
not the dumbass who did the drugs and booze????
bwahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahaha
AlwaysRightBoy
2012-01-11 09:02:56 PM
namatad
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blame the drugs and booze?
not the dumbass who did the drugs and booze????
bwahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahaha
Don't forget he blamed a woman for 'forcing' the drugs down his neck.
Dumbass, indeed.
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-11 09:32:17 PM
Man, I need better drugs. I tend to feel more like "The Drunk".
Zotfripper
2012-01-11 10:40:40 PM
I call it Tuesday.
/oblig
The Angry Hand of God
2012-01-11 10:42:22 PM
Whatever you idiots here have to say, he is doing the same PR that any of the celebrities would be doing. The truth of the matter is that you have never and will never have had half as much fun as this guy had ever head. Remember that it doesn't matter if you have face tattoos, if you never leave your parent's basement.
Seriously consider your situation. You are here commenting on Fark, about this guy. If you had 1/10 the fun this guy had you would be doing something else.
Oh wait, I am sure this guy said he wanted to answer tech support calls and argue whether console gaming or computer gaming is better.
Zotfripper
2012-01-11 10:45:33 PM
The Angry Hand of God
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Whatever you idiots here have to say, he is doing the same PR that any of the celebrities would be doing. The truth of the matter is that you have never and will never have had half as much fun as this guy had ever head. Remember that it doesn't matter if you have face tattoos, if you never leave your parent's basement.
Seriously consider your situation. You are here commenting on Fark, about this guy. If you had 1/10 the fun this guy had you would be doing something else.
Oh wait, I am sure this guy said he wanted to answer tech support calls and argue whether console gaming or computer gaming is better.
U mad?
Hobodeluxe
2012-01-11 10:46:45 PM
booze is a drug
mmnessa
2012-01-11 10:48:15 PM
The Angry Hand of God
:
Whatever you idiots here have to say, he is doing the same PR that any of the celebrities would be doing. The truth of the matter is that you have never and will never have had half as much fun as this guy had ever head. Remember that it doesn't matter if you have face tattoos, if you never leave your parent's basement.
Seriously consider your situation. You are here commenting on Fark, about this guy. If you had 1/10 the fun this guy had you would be doing something else.
Oh wait, I am sure this guy said he wanted to answer tech support calls and argue whether console gaming or computer gaming is better.
Tech Support is a valid career choice!!!!! Those printers ain't gonna plug themselves in!!!!!!
/console gaming duh
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-11 10:53:34 PM
The Angry Hand of God
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Whatever you idiots here have to say, he is doing the same PR that any of the celebrities would be doing. The truth of the matter is that you have never and will never have had half as much fun as this guy had ever head. Remember that it doesn't matter if you have face tattoos, if you never leave your parent's basement
Well, I can certainly tell you that I would never hire anyone like that with tattoos at my small business. My customers expect a professional appearance at all times. If someone came into my business and saw such unprofessional tattoos, what would they say? They would say that tattoos are unprofessional. They convey an image of sloth and debauchery. No sir, I would never hire this troublemaker at my rap distribution business.
moops
2012-01-11 10:58:01 PM
I'm guessing he's somehow connected to the Jackass crew.
lack of warmth
2012-01-11 10:58:34 PM
I will never understand paying someone to skateboard or skating. At least bicycling can deliver stuff, but skateboarding.
/get off lawn
//I want to work on my pro frisbee career
Tomosauruswrecks
2012-01-11 10:58:40 PM
That's crazy talk. It was the video games that made him do it.
mloree
2012-01-11 11:03:09 PM
Not mad. Jealous.
KrispyKritter
2012-01-11 11:04:52 PM
this clown is doing it wrong. you have to terrorize your parents and beat the balls off your retarded uncle to get a TV show.
kiwimoogle84
2012-01-11 11:08:39 PM
He sounds...off.
eudemonist
2012-01-11 11:10:59 PM
Approves:
eudemonist
2012-01-11 11:13:01 PM
Holy crap, I just realized where that image came from.
/facepalm
Pete_T_Mann
2012-01-11 11:15:54 PM
The Angry Hand of God
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Whatever you idiots here have to say, he is doing the same PR that any of the celebrities would be doing. The truth of the matter is that you have never and will never have had half as much fun as this guy had ever head. Remember that it doesn't matter if you have face tattoos, if you never leave your parent's basement.
Seriously consider your situation. You are here commenting on Fark, about this guy. If you had 1/10 the fun this guy had you would be doing something else.
Well, actually, I used to have as much fun as this guy had. Doing drugs and crazy crap is what you're 20s is supposed to be all about. Fortunately I never got into the tattoo thing, though.
That being said, its depressing that nowadays we have to rely on pro skate boarders to do the the stuff that we used to have rock stars for....
farkingismybusiness
2012-01-11 11:19:40 PM
Jereme used to be awesome. His first sponsorship was after skating for only two years in his early teens. He had everything going for him, then he started taking way too many shrooms. Way too many. Got all tatted up and quit skating to rap. Realized he was an idiot and went back to skating. He still rips but he's is not what he could have been.
/I'm pretty sure he did this same thing a year or two ago and was arrested naked on top of a roof tripping his balls off.
vodka
2012-01-11 11:24:17 PM
admits he has had some other brushes with the law -- like the time he was busted for assault for poking a bouncer in the chest with his index finger in Orange County
Man, they're hard core in the OC.
video man
2012-01-11 11:30:45 PM
PCP is a helluva drug.
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2012-01-11 11:33:21 PM
Amazingly, I could find no pics of the Hulk on a skateboard.
So here's Iron Man on roller skates.
stonelotus
2012-01-11 11:35:19 PM
he's no Duane Peters.
KidneyStone
2012-01-11 11:44:12 PM
The Angry Hand of God
:
Whatever you idiots here have to say, he is doing the same PR that any of the celebrities would be doing. The truth of the matter is that you have never and will never have had half as much fun as this guy had ever head. Remember that it doesn't matter if you have face tattoos, if you never leave your parent's basement.
Seriously consider your situation. You are here commenting on Fark, about this guy. If you had 1/10 the fun this guy had you would be doing something else.
Oh wait, I am sure this guy said he wanted to answer tech support calls and argue whether console gaming or computer gaming is better.
LMFAO. Bet you're a real hit at parties.
Oh. You HAVE been invited to one as an adult, right?
elpresidenteALO
2012-01-11 11:45:04 PM
This is why rockstars are scared to hang with skateboarders. GG Allin approves of this comment.
RichardTiffanyGere
2012-01-11 11:56:22 PM
moops
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I'm guessing he's somehow connected to the Jackass crew.
I think you're right. He looks familiar from one of those movies.
/not worth the search
farkingismybusiness
2012-01-12 12:02:11 AM
RichardTiffanyGere
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moops: I'm guessing he's somehow connected to the Jackass crew.
I think you're right. He looks familiar from one of those movies.
/not worth the search
He's not.
Abox
2012-01-12 12:09:45 AM
lack of warmth
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I will never understand paying someone to skateboard or skating. At least bicycling can deliver stuff, but skateboarding.
/get off lawn
//I want to work on my pro frisbee career
Skateboards: the only wheeled transportation less efficient than walking.
The Angry Hand of God
2012-01-12 12:12:20 AM
Abox
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lack of warmth: I will never understand paying someone to skateboard or skating. At least bicycling can deliver stuff, but skateboarding.
/get off lawn
//I want to work on my pro frisbee career
Skateboards: the only wheeled transportation less efficient than walking.
Not for those that actually know how to skateboard.
farkingismybusiness
2012-01-12 12:13:32 AM
Abox
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lack of warmth: I will never understand paying someone to skateboard or skating. At least bicycling can deliver stuff, but skateboarding.
/get off lawn
//I want to work on my pro frisbee career
Skateboards: the only wheeled transportation less efficient than walking.
You sound uncoordinated.
/and fat
illannoyin
2012-01-12 12:18:42 AM
Knows how it goes
/Cue the sad walking away music
elpresidenteALO
2012-01-12 01:23:23 AM
Abox
:
lack of warmth: I will never understand paying someone to skateboard or skating. At least bicycling can deliver stuff, but skateboarding.
/get off lawn
//I want to work on my pro frisbee career
Skateboards: the only wheeled transportation less efficient than walking.
You sound like a rollerblader(fruitbooter) or fat.
nobodyUwannaknow
2012-01-12 02:13:29 AM
the article is useless without pics
forgotmydamnusername
2012-01-12 03:22:20 AM
stonelotus
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he's no Duane Peters.
Yeah, and he's got a good long way to go to match "Gator" Rogowski for sheer farking idiocy and derangement...
dang sure
2012-01-12 03:55:19 AM
pretty good skater,
the wigga shait well,
the tats, really...
the pills, sad how everybody wants to feel better and has no clue how to
chitownmike
2012-01-12 05:51:49 AM
forgotmydamnusername
:
stonelotus: he's no Duane Peters.
Yeah, and he's got a good long way to go to match "Gator" Rogowski for sheer farking idiocy and derangement...
Can't believe it took 35 posts to get to that
gravebayne2
2012-01-12 07:03:20 AM
will this content be in the next tony hawk money grab game?
lack of warmth
2012-01-12 07:06:52 AM
elpresidenteALO
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Abox: lack of warmth: I will never understand paying someone to skateboard or skating. At least bicycling can deliver stuff, but skateboarding.
/get off lawn
//I want to work on my pro frisbee career
Skateboards: the only wheeled transportation less efficient than walking.
You sound like a rollerblader(fruitbooter) or fat.
Not fat and really enjoy swimming a lot. Don't pay stupid people to do what kids do for fun.
mekkab
2012-01-12 10:28:48 AM
dang sure
:
the pills, sad how everybody wants to feel better and has no clue how to
depends on your definition of "better"...
chitownmike
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forgotmydamnusername: stonelotus: he's no Duane Peters.
Yeah, and he's got a good long way to go to match "Gator" Rogowski for sheer farking idiocy and derangement...
Can't believe it took 35 posts to get to that
totally this.
LMark
2012-01-12 01:04:10 PM
lack of warmth
elpresidenteALO: Abox: lack of warmth: I will never understand paying someone to skateboard or skating. At least bicycling can deliver stuff, but skateboarding.
/get off lawn
//I want to work on my pro frisbee career
Skateboards: the only wheeled transportation less efficient than walking.
You sound like a rollerblader(fruitbooter) or fat.
Not fat and really enjoy swimming a lot. Don't pay stupid people to do what kids do for fun.
So I'm guessing you oppose pro sports entirely?
coldones
2012-01-12 02:08:23 PM
No links to his hilariously bad rap music?
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