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(NYPost) Followup Pro skateboarder thinks he was the Hulk when he went on naked wild hotel rampage, blames booze and drugs   (nypost.com) divider line 42
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2012-01-11 07:34:08 PM
FTA: "They realized that the gun was registered and that I blew under the limit, so they got me for reckless driving," he said.

Yeah, totally, completely, absolutely not like the Hulk.
 
2012-01-11 08:53:06 PM
blame the drugs and booze?
not the dumbass who did the drugs and booze????

bwahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahaha
 
2012-01-11 09:02:56 PM
namatad: blame the drugs and booze?
not the dumbass who did the drugs and booze????

bwahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahaha


Don't forget he blamed a woman for 'forcing' the drugs down his neck.
Dumbass, indeed.
 
2012-01-11 09:32:17 PM
Man, I need better drugs. I tend to feel more like "The Drunk".
 
2012-01-11 10:40:40 PM
I call it Tuesday.


/oblig
 
2012-01-11 10:42:22 PM
Whatever you idiots here have to say, he is doing the same PR that any of the celebrities would be doing. The truth of the matter is that you have never and will never have had half as much fun as this guy had ever head. Remember that it doesn't matter if you have face tattoos, if you never leave your parent's basement.

Seriously consider your situation. You are here commenting on Fark, about this guy. If you had 1/10 the fun this guy had you would be doing something else.

Oh wait, I am sure this guy said he wanted to answer tech support calls and argue whether console gaming or computer gaming is better.
 
2012-01-11 10:45:33 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Whatever you idiots here have to say, he is doing the same PR that any of the celebrities would be doing. The truth of the matter is that you have never and will never have had half as much fun as this guy had ever head. Remember that it doesn't matter if you have face tattoos, if you never leave your parent's basement.

Seriously consider your situation. You are here commenting on Fark, about this guy. If you had 1/10 the fun this guy had you would be doing something else.

Oh wait, I am sure this guy said he wanted to answer tech support calls and argue whether console gaming or computer gaming is better.


U mad?
 
2012-01-11 10:46:45 PM
booze is a drug
 
2012-01-11 10:48:15 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Whatever you idiots here have to say, he is doing the same PR that any of the celebrities would be doing. The truth of the matter is that you have never and will never have had half as much fun as this guy had ever head. Remember that it doesn't matter if you have face tattoos, if you never leave your parent's basement.

Seriously consider your situation. You are here commenting on Fark, about this guy. If you had 1/10 the fun this guy had you would be doing something else.

Oh wait, I am sure this guy said he wanted to answer tech support calls and argue whether console gaming or computer gaming is better.


Tech Support is a valid career choice!!!!! Those printers ain't gonna plug themselves in!!!!!!

/console gaming duh
 
2012-01-11 10:53:34 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Whatever you idiots here have to say, he is doing the same PR that any of the celebrities would be doing. The truth of the matter is that you have never and will never have had half as much fun as this guy had ever head. Remember that it doesn't matter if you have face tattoos, if you never leave your parent's basement

Well, I can certainly tell you that I would never hire anyone like that with tattoos at my small business. My customers expect a professional appearance at all times. If someone came into my business and saw such unprofessional tattoos, what would they say? They would say that tattoos are unprofessional. They convey an image of sloth and debauchery. No sir, I would never hire this troublemaker at my rap distribution business.
 
2012-01-11 10:58:01 PM
I'm guessing he's somehow connected to the Jackass crew.
 
2012-01-11 10:58:34 PM
I will never understand paying someone to skateboard or skating. At least bicycling can deliver stuff, but skateboarding.
/get off lawn
//I want to work on my pro frisbee career
 
2012-01-11 10:58:40 PM
That's crazy talk. It was the video games that made him do it.
 
2012-01-11 11:03:09 PM
Not mad. Jealous.
 
2012-01-11 11:04:52 PM
this clown is doing it wrong. you have to terrorize your parents and beat the balls off your retarded uncle to get a TV show.
 
2012-01-11 11:08:39 PM
He sounds...off.
 
2012-01-11 11:10:59 PM
Approves:

bearmythology.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-11 11:13:01 PM
Holy crap, I just realized where that image came from.

/facepalm
 
2012-01-11 11:15:54 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Whatever you idiots here have to say, he is doing the same PR that any of the celebrities would be doing. The truth of the matter is that you have never and will never have had half as much fun as this guy had ever head. Remember that it doesn't matter if you have face tattoos, if you never leave your parent's basement.

Seriously consider your situation. You are here commenting on Fark, about this guy. If you had 1/10 the fun this guy had you would be doing something else.


Well, actually, I used to have as much fun as this guy had. Doing drugs and crazy crap is what you're 20s is supposed to be all about. Fortunately I never got into the tattoo thing, though.

That being said, its depressing that nowadays we have to rely on pro skate boarders to do the the stuff that we used to have rock stars for....
 
2012-01-11 11:19:40 PM
Jereme used to be awesome. His first sponsorship was after skating for only two years in his early teens. He had everything going for him, then he started taking way too many shrooms. Way too many. Got all tatted up and quit skating to rap. Realized he was an idiot and went back to skating. He still rips but he's is not what he could have been.

/I'm pretty sure he did this same thing a year or two ago and was arrested naked on top of a roof tripping his balls off.
 
2012-01-11 11:24:17 PM
admits he has had some other brushes with the law -- like the time he was busted for assault for poking a bouncer in the chest with his index finger in Orange County

Man, they're hard core in the OC.
 
2012-01-11 11:30:45 PM
PCP is a helluva drug.
 
2012-01-11 11:33:21 PM
Amazingly, I could find no pics of the Hulk on a skateboard.

So here's Iron Man on roller skates.

img42.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-11 11:35:19 PM
he's no Duane Peters.
 
2012-01-11 11:44:12 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Whatever you idiots here have to say, he is doing the same PR that any of the celebrities would be doing. The truth of the matter is that you have never and will never have had half as much fun as this guy had ever head. Remember that it doesn't matter if you have face tattoos, if you never leave your parent's basement.

Seriously consider your situation. You are here commenting on Fark, about this guy. If you had 1/10 the fun this guy had you would be doing something else.

Oh wait, I am sure this guy said he wanted to answer tech support calls and argue whether console gaming or computer gaming is better.


LMFAO. Bet you're a real hit at parties.

Oh. You HAVE been invited to one as an adult, right?
 
2012-01-11 11:45:04 PM
This is why rockstars are scared to hang with skateboarders. GG Allin approves of this comment.
 
2012-01-11 11:56:22 PM
moops: I'm guessing he's somehow connected to the Jackass crew.

I think you're right. He looks familiar from one of those movies.

/not worth the search
 
2012-01-12 12:02:11 AM
RichardTiffanyGere: moops: I'm guessing he's somehow connected to the Jackass crew.

I think you're right. He looks familiar from one of those movies.

/not worth the search


He's not.
 
2012-01-12 12:09:45 AM
lack of warmth: I will never understand paying someone to skateboard or skating. At least bicycling can deliver stuff, but skateboarding.
/get off lawn
//I want to work on my pro frisbee career



Skateboards: the only wheeled transportation less efficient than walking.
 
2012-01-12 12:12:20 AM
Abox: lack of warmth: I will never understand paying someone to skateboard or skating. At least bicycling can deliver stuff, but skateboarding.
/get off lawn
//I want to work on my pro frisbee career


Skateboards: the only wheeled transportation less efficient than walking.


Not for those that actually know how to skateboard.
 
2012-01-12 12:13:32 AM
Abox: lack of warmth: I will never understand paying someone to skateboard or skating. At least bicycling can deliver stuff, but skateboarding.
/get off lawn
//I want to work on my pro frisbee career


Skateboards: the only wheeled transportation less efficient than walking.


You sound uncoordinated.

/and fat
 
2012-01-12 12:18:42 AM
blog.dogbite.co.il

Knows how it goes



/Cue the sad walking away music
 
2012-01-12 01:23:23 AM
Abox: lack of warmth: I will never understand paying someone to skateboard or skating. At least bicycling can deliver stuff, but skateboarding.
/get off lawn
//I want to work on my pro frisbee career


Skateboards: the only wheeled transportation less efficient than walking.


You sound like a rollerblader(fruitbooter) or fat.
 
2012-01-12 02:13:29 AM
the article is useless without pics
 
2012-01-12 03:22:20 AM
stonelotus: he's no Duane Peters.

Yeah, and he's got a good long way to go to match "Gator" Rogowski for sheer farking idiocy and derangement...
 
2012-01-12 03:55:19 AM
pretty good skater,

the wigga shait well,

the tats, really...

the pills, sad how everybody wants to feel better and has no clue how to
 
2012-01-12 05:51:49 AM
forgotmydamnusername: stonelotus: he's no Duane Peters.

Yeah, and he's got a good long way to go to match "Gator" Rogowski for sheer farking idiocy and derangement...


Can't believe it took 35 posts to get to that
 
2012-01-12 07:03:20 AM
will this content be in the next tony hawk money grab game?
 
2012-01-12 07:06:52 AM
elpresidenteALO: Abox: lack of warmth: I will never understand paying someone to skateboard or skating. At least bicycling can deliver stuff, but skateboarding.
/get off lawn
//I want to work on my pro frisbee career


Skateboards: the only wheeled transportation less efficient than walking.

You sound like a rollerblader(fruitbooter) or fat.


Not fat and really enjoy swimming a lot. Don't pay stupid people to do what kids do for fun.
 
2012-01-12 10:28:48 AM
dang sure: the pills, sad how everybody wants to feel better and has no clue how to

depends on your definition of "better"...


chitownmike: forgotmydamnusername: stonelotus: he's no Duane Peters.

Yeah, and he's got a good long way to go to match "Gator" Rogowski for sheer farking idiocy and derangement...

Can't believe it took 35 posts to get to that


totally this.
 
2012-01-12 01:04:10 PM
lack of warmth elpresidenteALO: Abox: lack of warmth: I will never understand paying someone to skateboard or skating. At least bicycling can deliver stuff, but skateboarding.
/get off lawn
//I want to work on my pro frisbee career


Skateboards: the only wheeled transportation less efficient than walking.

You sound like a rollerblader(fruitbooter) or fat.

Not fat and really enjoy swimming a lot. Don't pay stupid people to do what kids do for fun.


So I'm guessing you oppose pro sports entirely?
 
2012-01-12 02:08:23 PM
No links to his hilariously bad rap music?

Link (new window)
 
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