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2012-01-11 07:18:06 PM
Their source seems dubious at best (can they really keep track of all their citizens), but I had wondered how many of those public mourning videos were pure propaganda.
 
2012-01-11 07:18:24 PM
um. boobies?
 
2012-01-11 07:19:00 PM
crap!
 
2012-01-11 07:19:20 PM
The tear police, they live inside of my head
The tear police, they come to me in my bed
The tear police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no
 
2012-01-11 07:19:49 PM
Meet the new boss same as the old boss
 
2012-01-11 07:21:37 PM
Jeebus. Are they being punished by having their food with-held as well?
/Suspicious of the article.
 
2012-01-11 07:22:46 PM
Isn't living in that shiat-hole punishment enough?
 
2012-01-11 07:24:29 PM
Nexzus: Their source seems dubious at best

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE MURDOCH!
 
2012-01-11 07:25:03 PM
YOU CRY!!!! YOU CRY NOW!!!!
 
2012-01-11 07:26:05 PM
It just seems kind of creepy to me about how in all the photos and videos you see of the people, they walk around with forced smiles. They are afraid, sucks they do not have oil.
 
2012-01-11 07:26:32 PM
jeanwearinfool: Isn't living in that shiat-hole punishment enough?

Exactly, their punishment will be a long life.
 
2012-01-11 07:28:59 PM
For a brief moment, the world rejoiced, and after decades of separation, Koreans were able to contemplate reunification...

and then we remembered that the world's greatest golf player had managed to procreate.

*sigh*
 
2012-01-11 07:29:41 PM
The Permed Pygmy of Pyongyang

Now, this I like.

Credit and internets to whoever subby stole it from.
 
2012-01-11 07:35:06 PM
This clearly explains the histrionics we saw on his death. A lot of people were questioning the authenticity of the public mourning. Obviously it was an authentic display of survival instincts.
 
2012-01-11 07:38:29 PM
In the book Nothing to Envy, the defectors said that when Kim Il Sung died, it was mandatory for everyone to pay their respects, and they were monitored for compliance on the meeting the proper amount of anguish and tears. They were expected to be over the top in their mourning.

So, this isn't a surprise.
 
2012-01-11 07:38:54 PM
You cry here 4 hour... you go now!
 
2012-01-11 07:39:03 PM
It's like that Twilight Zone episode (or the Simpsons version of it), where everybody spends all their time and energy trying not to piss off the all-powerful leader. Creepy as shiat.

I'd rather have honest hate than insincere worship. But that's just me.
 
2012-01-11 07:41:45 PM
wild9: sucks they do not have oil.

Would be interesting to see what China would have done with them, and the US response.
 
2012-01-11 07:43:30 PM
I heard people over there hire people to cry at funerals. I'd like to hire hot chicks to cry at my funeral. Any takers out there?
 
2012-01-11 07:45:43 PM
www.antiwarsongs.org

"Yeah, you're real sorry aint 'ya? Jusy crying you're little hearts out about Il Sung and Jong Il. He's laughing at you! That's the way Charlie laughs."
 
2012-01-11 07:46:01 PM
"What are you trying to tell me, that I'll have to pretend to mourn for Kim Jong Il?"

"No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to pretend."
 
2012-01-11 07:49:58 PM
Le Bomb Suprize: jeanwearinfool: Isn't living in that shiat-hole punishment enough?

Exactly, their punishment will be a long life.


I wonder how the food is at the labor camps is. Might be preferable to civilian life.
 
2012-01-11 08:07:10 PM
If it were any other country, it would be a headline from the Onion.
 
2012-01-11 08:09:28 PM
jeanwearinfool: Le Bomb Suprize: jeanwearinfool: Isn't living in that shiat-hole punishment enough?

Exactly, their punishment will be a long life.

I wonder how the food is at the labor camps is. Might be preferable to civilian life.




My guess is there is no food. Labor camps are probably the nice way of saying concentration camps.

/I was told in school ... "Never Again" ... and yet there it is.
 
2012-01-11 08:22:52 PM
What a great country, Best Korea. One seldom gets the impression that life there could be any fun at all.

With such great leaders it's no wonder the rest of the world looks to them for direction...not to go.

Someone, I think it was here said that NK is like the great leader read 1984 and thought it was an instruction manual.
 
2012-01-11 08:25:16 PM
HellRaisingHoosier: jeanwearinfool: Le Bomb Suprize: jeanwearinfool: Isn't living in that shiat-hole punishment enough?

Exactly, their punishment will be a long life.

I wonder how the food is at the labor camps is. Might be preferable to civilian life.



My guess is there is no food. Labor camps are probably the nice way of saying concentration camps.

/I was told in school ... "Never Again" ... and yet there it is.



Jewish interests are not involved, therefore, who cares.
 
2012-01-11 08:27:44 PM
Nexzus: Their source seems dubious at best (can they really keep track of all their citizens), but I had wondered how many of those public mourning videos were pure propaganda.

Um, does all of them satisfy your query?
 
2012-01-11 08:42:32 PM
Here's the gallery of portraits of esteemed North Korean Leadership.
Link (NSFW-new window)

These worthless wastes of Oxygen need to LEGISLATE respect. Just like GAWDHIMSELF. "Respect and worship me or pay the price!"
 
2012-01-11 08:42:45 PM
I noticed in some of the videos it seems only the front row of people were going batshiat insane. Look behind them and deeper in the crowd and you see a lot of expressionless faces. Oh, there is the occasional arm flinger buried deep amongst the mourners, but there is also a whole lot of people looking clueless. When I watched those I immediately thought "don't these people know what may happen to them?"
 
2012-01-11 08:43:19 PM
Smelly Pirate Hooker: It's like that Twilight Zone episode (or the Simpsons version of it), where everybody spends all their time and energy trying not to piss off the all-powerful leader. Creepy as shiat.

I'd rather have honest hate than insincere worship. But that's just me.


4.bp.blogspot.com

Surely Un can be photoshopped in
 
2012-01-11 08:51:15 PM
Solzhenytsyn, in "Gulag Archipelago", describes a scene in some remote Soviet commune one day, when a commissar or similar stooge began a cheer after one of Stalin's asinine speeches (Stalin was still alive). Everyone started applauding...and then NO ONE COULD STOP. Who would dare to be first? It went on for over ten minutes and people were starting to get faint from exhaustion. But the stooge was standing up front, watching everyone carefully. Finally some brave soul sat down, the applause stopped, the meeting went on. And the guy who dared to stop first was disappeared the next day.

Anytime anyone tells you we're living in a "police state" or similar nonsense, just smile sadly and go on about your business.
 
2012-01-11 09:08:14 PM
jeanwearinfool: I wonder how the food is at the labor camps is. Might be preferable to civilian life.

There's a testimony of a woman who escaped from Best Korea after spending some time in a concentration camp. She says (among other lovely things) that prisoners have to eat "edible clay" and tree bark because the corn and cabbage rations are so small.
 
2012-01-11 09:11:39 PM
Nexzus: Their source seems dubious at best (can they really keep track of all their citizens), but I had wondered how many of those public mourning videos were pure propaganda.

All of them.

Pyongyang is the center of government, and all the civil "servants" live there, as well as a good percentage of the Army.

If I order my staff to show up at a specific place, and the Army does the same, people will turn out. In Best Korea, you can get 4 years hard labor for failing to show a picture of Great Leader abnd Dear Leader in your home.
 
2012-01-11 09:16:16 PM
 
2012-01-11 09:16:56 PM
olddinosaur: Nexzus: Their source seems dubious at best (can they really keep track of all their citizens), but I had wondered how many of those public mourning videos were pure propaganda.

All of them.

Pyongyang is the center of government, and all the civil "servants" live there, as well as a good percentage of the Army.

If I order my staff to show up at a specific place, and the Army does the same, people will turn out. In Best Korea, you can get 4 years hard labor for failing to show a picture of Great Leader abnd Dear Leader in your home.


AND for not dusting said portraits every morning.
 
2012-01-11 09:21:01 PM
olddinosaur: Nexzus: Their source seems dubious at best (can they really keep track of all their citizens), but I had wondered how many of those public mourning videos were pure propaganda.

All of them.

Pyongyang is the center of government, and all the civil "servants" live there, as well as a good percentage of the Army.

If I order my staff to show up at a specific place, and the Army does the same, people will turn out. In Best Korea, you can get 4 years hard labor for failing to show a picture of Great Leader abnd Dear Leader in your home.


Their entire society seems based on propaganda and punishment. That said, I still wonder how many people there truly do "believe." I mean, when you're born into a cult and you're never exposed to information that questions or illuminates that fact, I would think many people would grow up believing the insanity. When I was there I had an interesting conversation with a North Korean over beer in our hotel. I didn't come out and ask him what he thought of his country and their system (obviously he wouldn't/couldn't be truthful in that regard), but I did banter questions to him in an effort to see if I could grok his true thoughts, and I have to say he seemed fairly convincing to me. That said, if my ass was on the line like his was, I'd probably be an amazing actor as well.
 
2012-01-11 09:22:06 PM
New Supermarket Opens in Pyongyang
(new window)

Not an Onion style parody but straight from the horsey's mouth.
 
2012-01-11 09:22:46 PM
SBinRR: In the book Nothing to Envy, the defectors said that when Kim Il Sung died, it was mandatory for everyone to pay their respects, and they were monitored for compliance on the meeting the proper amount of anguish and tears. They were expected to be over the top in their mourning.

So, this isn't a surprise.


Great book.
 
2012-01-11 09:26:12 PM
Flab: jeanwearinfool: I wonder how the food is at the labor camps is. Might be preferable to civilian life.

There's a testimony of a woman who escaped from Best Korea after spending some time in a concentration camp. She says (among other lovely things) that prisoners have to eat "edible clay" and tree bark because the corn and cabbage rations are so small.


I read, and forgive the lack of citation, I don't remember where, that Norks typically used sawdust and wood pulp in dishes to pump up the volume of their dishes..

/dance dance.
 
2012-01-11 09:32:27 PM
 
2012-01-11 09:41:25 PM
Enjoy your reign Kim Jung Un, while I enjoy watching this. (new window)
 
2012-01-11 09:42:52 PM
Republicans were looking for a similar solution for those who didn't tear up when Reagan died.
 
2012-01-11 09:43:23 PM
Fano: Smelly Pirate Hooker: It's like that Twilight Zone episode (or the Simpsons version of it), where everybody spends all their time and energy trying not to piss off the all-powerful leader. Creepy as shiat.

I'd rather have honest hate than insincere worship. But that's just me.

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Surely Un can be photoshopped in


Nobody farks with Billy Mumy
 
2012-01-11 09:48:04 PM
Meantime in Worst Korea, somebody is crying over the loss of a Warcraft character
 
2012-01-11 09:53:27 PM
Kim Jung Un is like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.
/He showers in grain alcohol.
//He once ate the Bible while water skiing.
 
2012-01-11 10:19:29 PM
wild9: It just seems kind of creepy to me about how in all the photos and videos you see of the people, they walk around with forced smiles. They are afraid, sucks they do not have oil.

Once we frack the shiat out of our nation we will find a reason to frack the shiat out of theirs. Give it time!
 
2012-01-11 10:25:55 PM
Actually, I'm mourning the fact that Kim Jong Il didn't die swinging from a lamp post. Some North Koreans are probably wailing and screaming for the same reason.
 
2012-01-11 10:26:30 PM
Jeremy Shockey approves of this policy.
 
2012-01-11 10:42:22 PM
Nexzus: Their source seems dubious at best (can they really keep track of all their citizens), but I had wondered how many of those public mourning videos were pure propaganda.

What do you mean you wonder how many public mourning videos from NK are pure propaganda? ALL OF THEM!
 
2012-01-11 10:50:02 PM
ISO15693: What happens if you add a little soul music to a North Korean Parade? (new window)

Snerk. +1
 
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