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North Korea reportedly punishing those who didn't sufficiently mourn the permed pygmy of Pyongyang
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Nexzus
2012-01-11 07:18:06 PM
Their source seems dubious at best (can they really keep track of all their citizens), but I had wondered how many of those public mourning videos were pure propaganda.
jiesenPSD
2012-01-11 07:18:24 PM
um. boobies?
jiesenPSD
2012-01-11 07:19:00 PM
crap!
Atomic Spunk
2012-01-11 07:19:20 PM
The tear police, they live inside of my head
The tear police, they come to me in my bed
The tear police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no
Fubini
2012-01-11 07:19:49 PM
Meet the new boss same as the old boss
Spoon over Marin
2012-01-11 07:21:37 PM
Jeebus. Are they being punished by having their food with-held as well?
/Suspicious of the article
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jeanwearinfool
2012-01-11 07:22:46 PM
Isn't living in that shiat-hole punishment enough?
MrEricSir
2012-01-11 07:24:29 PM
Nexzus
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Their source seems dubious at best
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE MURDOCH!
DaintySavage
2012-01-11 07:25:03 PM
YOU CRY!!!! YOU CRY NOW!!!!
wild9
2012-01-11 07:26:05 PM
It just seems kind of creepy to me about how in all the photos and videos you see of the people, they walk around with forced smiles. They are afraid, sucks they do not have oil.
Le Bomb Suprize
2012-01-11 07:26:32 PM
jeanwearinfool
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Isn't living in that shiat-hole punishment enough?
Exactly, their punishment will be a long life.
spidermonkeysam
2012-01-11 07:28:59 PM
For a brief moment, the world rejoiced, and after decades of separation, Koreans were able to contemplate reunification...
and then we remembered that the world's greatest golf player had managed to procreate.
*sigh*
Ham Sandvich
2012-01-11 07:29:41 PM
The Permed Pygmy of Pyongyang
Now, this I like.
Credit and internets to whoever subby stole it from.
DreamSnipers
2012-01-11 07:35:06 PM
This clearly explains the histrionics we saw on his death. A lot of people were questioning the authenticity of the public mourning. Obviously it was an authentic display of survival instincts.
SBinRR
2012-01-11 07:38:29 PM
In the book
Nothing to Envy
, the defectors said that when Kim Il Sung died, it was mandatory for everyone to pay their respects, and they were monitored for compliance on the meeting the proper amount of anguish and tears. They were expected to be over the top in their mourning.
So, this isn't a surprise.
Tony_Pepperoni
2012-01-11 07:38:54 PM
You cry here 4 hour... you go now!
Smelly Pirate Hooker
2012-01-11 07:39:03 PM
It's like that Twilight Zone episode (or the Simpsons version of it), where everybody spends all their time and energy trying not to piss off the all-powerful leader. Creepy as shiat.
I'd rather have honest hate than insincere worship. But that's just me.
ShawnDoc
2012-01-11 07:41:45 PM
wild9
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sucks they do not have oil.
Would be interesting to see what China would have done with them, and the US response.
BishopHatto
2012-01-11 07:43:30 PM
I heard people over there hire people to cry at funerals. I'd like to hire hot chicks to cry at my funeral. Any takers out there?
One Bad Apple
2012-01-11 07:45:43 PM
"Yeah, you're real sorry aint 'ya? Jusy crying you're little hearts out about Il Sung and Jong Il. He's laughing at you! That's the way Charlie laughs."
Jack31081
2012-01-11 07:46:01 PM
"What are you trying to tell me, that I'll have to pretend to mourn for Kim Jong Il?"
"No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to pretend."
jeanwearinfool
2012-01-11 07:49:58 PM
Le Bomb Suprize
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jeanwearinfool: Isn't living in that shiat-hole punishment enough?
Exactly, their punishment will be a long life.
I wonder how the food is at the labor camps is. Might be preferable to civilian life.
Kevin72
2012-01-11 08:07:10 PM
If it were any other country, it would be a headline from the Onion.
HellRaisingHoosier
2012-01-11 08:09:28 PM
jeanwearinfool
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Le Bomb Suprize: jeanwearinfool: Isn't living in that shiat-hole punishment enough?
Exactly, their punishment will be a long life.
I wonder how the food is at the labor camps is. Might be preferable to civilian life.
My guess is there is no food. Labor camps are probably the nice way of saying concentration camps.
/I was told in school ... "Never Again" ... and yet there it is.
bmwericus
2012-01-11 08:22:52 PM
What a great country, Best Korea. One seldom gets the impression that life there could be any fun at all.
With such great leaders it's no wonder the rest of the world looks to them for direction...not to go.
Someone, I think it was here said that NK is like the great leader read 1984 and thought it was an instruction manual.
atomicmask
2012-01-11 08:25:16 PM
HellRaisingHoosier
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jeanwearinfool: Le Bomb Suprize: jeanwearinfool: Isn't living in that shiat-hole punishment enough?
Exactly, their punishment will be a long life.
I wonder how the food is at the labor camps is. Might be preferable to civilian life.
My guess is there is no food. Labor camps are probably the nice way of saying concentration camps.
/I was told in school ... "Never Again" ... and yet there it is.
Jewish interests are not involved, therefore, who cares.
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-11 08:27:44 PM
Nexzus
:
Their source seems dubious at best (can they really keep track of all their citizens), but I had wondered how many of those public mourning videos were pure propaganda.
Um, does
all of them
satisfy your query?
Day_Old_Dutchie
2012-01-11 08:42:32 PM
Here's the gallery of portraits of esteemed North Korean Leadership.
Link
(NSFW-new window)
These worthless wastes of Oxygen need to LEGISLATE respect. Just like GAWDHIMSELF. "Respect and worship me or pay the price!"
CaptSS
2012-01-11 08:42:45 PM
I noticed in some of the videos it seems only the front row of people were going batshiat insane. Look behind them and deeper in the crowd and you see a lot of expressionless faces. Oh, there is the occasional arm flinger buried deep amongst the mourners, but there is also a whole lot of people looking clueless. When I watched those I immediately thought "don't these people know what may happen to them?"
Fano
2012-01-11 08:43:19 PM
Smelly Pirate Hooker
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It's like that Twilight Zone episode (or the Simpsons version of it), where everybody spends all their time and energy trying not to piss off the all-powerful leader. Creepy as shiat.
I'd rather have honest hate than insincere worship. But that's just me.
Surely Un can be photoshopped in
Gyrfalcon
2012-01-11 08:51:15 PM
Solzhenytsyn, in "Gulag Archipelago", describes a scene in some remote Soviet commune one day, when a commissar or similar stooge began a cheer after one of Stalin's asinine speeches (Stalin was still alive). Everyone started applauding...and then NO ONE COULD STOP. Who would dare to be first? It went on for over ten minutes and people were starting to get faint from exhaustion. But the stooge was standing up front, watching everyone carefully. Finally some brave soul sat down, the applause stopped, the meeting went on. And the guy who dared to stop first was disappeared the next day.
Anytime anyone tells you we're living in a "police state" or similar nonsense, just smile sadly and go on about your business.
Flab
2012-01-11 09:08:14 PM
jeanwearinfool:
I wonder how the food is at the labor camps is. Might be preferable to civilian life.
There's a testimony of a woman who escaped from Best Korea after spending some time in a concentration camp. She says (among other lovely things) that prisoners have to eat "edible clay" and tree bark because the corn and cabbage rations are so small.
olddinosaur
2012-01-11 09:11:39 PM
Nexzus
:
Their source seems dubious at best (can they really keep track of all their citizens), but I had wondered how many of those public mourning videos were pure propaganda.
All of them.
Pyongyang is the center of government, and all the civil "servants" live there, as well as a good percentage of the Army.
If I order my staff to show up at a specific place, and the Army does the same, people will turn out. In Best Korea, you can get 4 years hard labor for failing to show a picture of Great Leader abnd Dear Leader in your home.
ISO15693
2012-01-11 09:16:16 PM
What happens if you add a little soul music to a North Korean Parade?
(new window)
Kar98
2012-01-11 09:16:56 PM
olddinosaur
:
Nexzus: Their source seems dubious at best (can they really keep track of all their citizens), but I had wondered how many of those public mourning videos were pure propaganda.
All of them.
Pyongyang is the center of government, and all the civil "servants" live there, as well as a good percentage of the Army.
If I order my staff to show up at a specific place, and the Army does the same, people will turn out. In Best Korea, you can get 4 years hard labor for failing to show a picture of Great Leader abnd Dear Leader in your home.
AND for not dusting said portraits every morning.
bobroberts
2012-01-11 09:21:01 PM
olddinosaur
:
Nexzus: Their source seems dubious at best (can they really keep track of all their citizens), but I had wondered how many of those public mourning videos were pure propaganda.
All of them.
Pyongyang is the center of government, and all the civil "servants" live there, as well as a good percentage of the Army.
If I order my staff to show up at a specific place, and the Army does the same, people will turn out. In Best Korea, you can get 4 years hard labor for failing to show a picture of Great Leader abnd Dear Leader in your home.
Their entire society seems based on propaganda and punishment. That said, I still wonder how many people there truly do "believe." I mean, when you're born into a cult and you're never exposed to information that questions or illuminates that fact, I would think many people would grow up believing the insanity. When I was there I had an interesting conversation with a North Korean over beer in our hotel. I didn't come out and ask him what he thought of his country and their system (obviously he wouldn't/couldn't be truthful in that regard), but I did banter questions to him in an effort to see if I could grok his true thoughts, and I have to say he seemed fairly convincing to me. That said, if my ass was on the line like his was, I'd probably be an amazing actor as well.
Kar98
2012-01-11 09:22:06 PM
New Supermarket Opens in Pyongyang
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Not an Onion style parody but straight from the horsey's mouth.
Charlie Freak
2012-01-11 09:22:46 PM
SBinRR
:
In the book Nothing to Envy, the defectors said that when Kim Il Sung died, it was mandatory for everyone to pay their respects, and they were monitored for compliance on the meeting the proper amount of anguish and tears. They were expected to be over the top in their mourning.
So, this isn't a surprise.
Great book.
jeanwearinfool
2012-01-11 09:26:12 PM
Flab
:
jeanwearinfool: I wonder how the food is at the labor camps is. Might be preferable to civilian life.
There's a testimony of a woman who escaped from Best Korea after spending some time in a concentration camp. She says (among other lovely things) that prisoners have to eat "edible clay" and tree bark because the corn and cabbage rations are so small.
I read, and forgive the lack of citation, I don't remember where, that Norks typically used sawdust and wood pulp in dishes to pump up the volume of their dishes..
/dance dance.
jeanwearinfool
2012-01-11 09:32:27 PM
Put the needle on the record.
(new window)
jeanwearinfool
2012-01-11 09:41:25 PM
Enjoy your reign Kim Jung Un, while I enjoy watching
this.
(new window)
Because People in power are Stupid
2012-01-11 09:42:52 PM
Republicans were looking for a similar solution for those who didn't tear up when Reagan died.
Begoggle
2012-01-11 09:43:23 PM
Fano
:
Smelly Pirate Hooker: It's like that Twilight Zone episode (or the Simpsons version of it), where everybody spends all their time and energy trying not to piss off the all-powerful leader. Creepy as shiat.
I'd rather have honest hate than insincere worship. But that's just me.
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 496x368]
Surely Un can be photoshopped in
Nobody farks with Billy Mumy
Vorpal
2012-01-11 09:48:04 PM
Meantime in Worst Korea, somebody is crying over the loss of a Warcraft character
Hyggelig lurker
2012-01-11 09:53:27 PM
Kim Jung Un is like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.
/He showers in grain alcohol.
//He once ate the Bible while water skiing.
BeSerious
2012-01-11 10:19:29 PM
wild9
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It just seems kind of creepy to me about how in all the photos and videos you see of the people, they walk around with forced smiles. They are afraid, sucks they do not have oil.
Once we frack the shiat out of our nation we will find a reason to frack the shiat out of theirs. Give it time!
iToad
2012-01-11 10:25:55 PM
Actually, I'm mourning the fact that Kim Jong Il didn't die swinging from a lamp post. Some North Koreans are probably wailing and screaming for the same reason.
Sad King Billy
2012-01-11 10:26:30 PM
Jeremy Shockey approves of this policy.
leonel
2012-01-11 10:42:22 PM
Nexzus
:
Their source seems dubious at best (can they really keep track of all their citizens), but I had wondered how many of those public mourning videos were pure propaganda.
What do you mean you wonder how many public mourning videos from NK are pure propaganda? ALL OF THEM!
Thelyphthoric
2012-01-11 10:50:02 PM
ISO15693
:
What happens if you add a little soul music to a North Korean Parade? (new window)
Snerk. +1
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