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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   Santorum won't be on all Ohio ballots. So if you live in Ohio, wear gloves to the polls just in case   (cincinnati.com ) divider line
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2012-01-11 02:19:51 PM  
I would imagine Cleveland will be in the Santorum column.
 
2012-01-11 02:32:47 PM  
That just sounds nasty

/of course considering what our votes are worth, maybe printing ballots on toilet paper isn't a bad idea
 
2012-01-11 02:34:16 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-11 03:10:45 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.google.com

/Obviously
 
2012-01-11 03:15:55 PM  
Brilliant subby. I never thought a Santorum-themed headline could actually be funny and creative, but here we are.

+1 internets
 
2012-01-11 04:41:43 PM  
Santorum is a stain on the party.
 
2012-01-11 04:57:31 PM  
/shiat joke

But seriously, what does it matter? He's dropping out after SC anyway

/so is Perry
 
2012-01-11 04:58:46 PM  
Sounds like someone ran out of tissues.
 
2012-01-11 04:59:55 PM  
Meh, the only way I would vote Republican is if they paid me $1 Billion. Otherwise they can go fark themselves then DIAF. I would sooner go star in a gay porn film with Santorum than vote for the asshole.
 
2012-01-11 05:01:20 PM  
There's so much santorum that even Santorum has to fight off the santorum with gloves.

truthquake.com

/hotlinked
//strangest. filename. ever.
 
2012-01-11 05:04:16 PM  
Can we drop this meme just because someone decided to create an urban dictionary term that just happens to be the name of a presidential candidate?

The first time I heard about it, I thought to myself, "If I were 12, I could see how this might be funny"

5 greens a day for the past 2 weeks has beaten this one well to death
 
2012-01-11 05:05:05 PM  
That's not until Super Tuesday. After a couple more third place finishes in the next two primaries, Santorum will be bowing out long before March 6th.
 
2012-01-11 05:05:56 PM  

o5iiawah: Can we drop this meme just because someone decided to create an urban dictionary term that just happens to be the name of a presidential candidate?

The first time I heard about it, I thought to myself, "If I were 12, I could see how this might be funny"

5 greens a day for the past 2 weeks has beaten this one well to death


To be fair, the man wants to throw a large portion of the population into jail simply for having the audacity to be born.
 
2012-01-11 05:07:08 PM  
Oh man, there is going to be a sh*tstorm over this!
 
2012-01-11 05:08:21 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: There's so much santorum that even Santorum has to fight off the santorum with gloves.

[truthquake.com image 528x315]

/hotlinked
//strangest. filename. ever.


What is the longest, most awkward file name in computer graphics history Alex?
 
2012-01-11 05:10:06 PM  

o5iiawah: Can we drop this meme just because someone decided to create an urban dictionary term that just happens to be the name of a presidential candidate?


No. When you're actively campaigning against some persons rights, you should expect the person you are campaigning against to do something.
 
2012-01-11 05:10:49 PM  

o5iiawah: Can we drop this meme just because someone decided to create an urban dictionary term that just happens to be the name of a presidential candidate


If that were what actually happened, then maybe.

But what actually happened was that Rick Santorum has been such a mega asshatdouchetardspaz that he inspired a contest to assign his name to something befitting his nature.

I live with my mom, do not pass go
 
2012-01-11 05:10:52 PM  

o5iiawah: Can we drop this meme just because someone decided to create an urban dictionary term that just happens to be the name of a presidential candidate?

The first time I heard about it, I thought to myself, "If I were 12, I could see how this might be funny"

5 greens a day for the past 2 weeks has beaten this one well to death


Sure, we'll give up the silliness as soon as he apologizes for advocating policy intent on treating people like second-class citizens.
 
2012-01-11 05:10:57 PM  
o5iiawah

The last time he was in the news was when he compared gay sex to bestiality and pedophilia on the senate floor in response to Massachusetts legalizing same-sex marriage. He tried to pass a constitutional amendment to discriminate against gay people.

He's a disgusting bigot of a man, and getting his name redefined is a worthy fate.
 
2012-01-11 05:12:30 PM  

birdboy2000: o5iiawah

The last time he was in the news was when he compared gay sex to bestiality and pedophilia on the senate floor in response to Massachusetts legalizing same-sex marriage. He tried to pass a constitutional amendment to discriminate against gay people.

He's a disgusting bigot of a man, and getting his name redefined is a worthy frothy fate.


indeed.
 
2012-01-11 05:13:34 PM  

Rikyfree: the only way I would vote Republican is if they paid me $1 Billion


Coincidentally, that's the point at which it would begin to be in your economic interest.
 
2012-01-11 05:14:45 PM  

Rev.K: Brilliant subby. I never thought a Santorum-themed headline could actually be funny and creative, but here we are.

+1 internets


Agreed!!! +1
 
2012-01-11 05:16:57 PM  

Misch: o5iiawah: Can we drop this meme just because someone decided to create an urban dictionary term that just happens to be the name of a presidential candidate?

No. When you're actively campaigning against some persons rights, you should expect the person you are campaigning against to do something.



AS the furthest thing from a social conservative, I just think that an urban-dictionary created term isn't at all funny. i'd prefer to mock him for a littany of other reasons with better jokes than "lets just refer to the by-product of a sex act as his name!!"
 
2012-01-11 05:19:08 PM  
Santorum is going to be unloading everything has on Ron Paul.

The mind boggles.
 
2012-01-11 05:19:44 PM  

o5iiawah: an urban-dictionary created term


That's not the Genesis of Santorum.
 
2012-01-11 05:20:09 PM  

o5iiawah: Can we drop this meme just because someone decided to create an urban dictionary term that just happens to be the name of a presidential candidate?

The first time I heard about it, I thought to myself, "If I were 12, I could see how this might be funny"

5 greens a day for the past 2 weeks has beaten this one well to death


Better than the candidate being beaten to death. Happy to see his aspirations of elective office taken out behind the barn and give the Old Yeller treatment though.
 
2012-01-11 05:20:49 PM  

o5iiawah: Misch: o5iiawah: Can we drop this meme just because someone decided to create an urban dictionary term that just happens to be the name of a presidential candidate?

No. When you're actively campaigning against some persons rights, you should expect the person you are campaigning against to do something.


AS the furthest thing from a social conservative, I just think that an urban-dictionary created term isn't at all funny. i'd prefer to mock him for a littany of other reasons with better jokes than "lets just refer to the by-product of a sex act as his name!!"


Well then, stop crying about what a bunch of people find funny, and get to making your own jokes about Rick.

I'm all ears.
 
2012-01-11 05:22:48 PM  
I am surprised. Since OhiO is round on both ends. I figured it would support santorum a lot. or a lot of santorum.
 
2012-01-11 05:23:24 PM  
I do like the newest member of Fark's right-wing circle-jerk brigade hanging around trying to single-handedly un-Santorum Santorum.

I've got a windmill over here for you to fight next, Oshawott.
 
2012-01-11 05:25:13 PM  

o5iiawah: Can we drop this meme just because someone decided to create an urban dictionary term that just happens to be the name of a presidential candidate?

The first time I heard about it, I thought to myself, "If I were 12, I could see how this might be funny"

5 greens a day for the past 2 weeks has beaten this one well to death


Dan Savage would like to have a word with you. The definition for santorum has nothing to do with urban dictionary. It has everything to do with pissing of the wrong gay dude.
 
2012-01-11 05:25:56 PM  

Karma Curmudgeon: o5iiawah: an urban-dictionary created term

That's not the Genesis of Santorum.


some googling found (according to wiki) that a gay rights activist created a contest for someone to create an eponym of his name and a sex act:

The mixure of lube and poop that occurs after sex.

I just have to wonder how many ants he was able to burn with his magnifying glass before his mom called him in for dinner.
 
2012-01-11 05:27:42 PM  
If Santorum doesn't place 2nd or 3rd in SC and Florida then he will suspend his campaign.
 
2012-01-11 05:28:55 PM  

o5iiawah: Karma Curmudgeon: o5iiawah: an urban-dictionary created term

That's not the Genesis of Santorum.

some googling found (according to wiki) that a gay rights activist created a contest for someone to create an eponym of his name and a sex act:

The mixure of lube and poop that occurs after sex.

I just have to wonder how many ants he was able to burn with his magnifying glass before his mom called him in for dinner.


Dan Savage staged the Santoruming of Santorum after Santorum made his famous declaration that gays are the same as bestialists and pedophiles.

Let's just restate that: Santorum said that all gays are the same as dog and child-farkers.

And between the two, you're getting on Dan Savage. You're a real scumfark, aren't you?
 
2012-01-11 05:30:37 PM  
Um... unless I've just recently gone stupid with my math, I don't understand from the article just how many delegates are up for grabs. The article states 66, then sums that up by saying each of the 16 districts gets 3 delegates, plus 16 at large... isn't that 64, not 66?
 
2012-01-11 05:30:44 PM  

o5iiawah: Karma Curmudgeon: o5iiawah: an urban-dictionary created term

That's not the Genesis of Santorum.

some googling found (according to wiki) that a gay rights activist created a contest for someone to create an eponym of his name and a sex act:

The mixure of lube and poop that occurs after sex.

I just have to wonder how many ants he was able to burn with his magnifying glass before his mom called him in for dinner.


Seriously, Rick's not gonna sleep with you.
 
2012-01-11 05:32:06 PM  

o5iiawah: Karma Curmudgeon: o5iiawah: an urban-dictionary created term

That's not the Genesis of Santorum.

some googling found (according to wiki) that a gay rights activist created a contest for someone to create an eponym of his name and a sex act:

The mixure of lube and poop that occurs after sex.

I just have to wonder how many ants he was able to burn with his magnifying glass before his mom called him in for dinner.


Yeah, you're right Savage is the damaged one. Not Santorum equating gays to sheep farkers.

The fact that googling the name Santorum and spreadingsantorum.com is in at least the top three links is a pretty funny bit of activism.
 
2012-01-11 05:32:33 PM  

UNC_Samurai: o5iiawah: Karma Curmudgeon: o5iiawah: an urban-dictionary created term

That's not the Genesis of Santorum.

some googling found (according to wiki) that a gay rights activist created a contest for someone to create an eponym of his name and a sex act:

The mixure of lube and poop that occurs after sex.

I just have to wonder how many ants he was able to burn with his magnifying glass before his mom called him in for dinner.

Seriously, Rick's not gonna sleep with you.


Actually, he might. o5iiawah appears to be male.
 
2012-01-11 05:32:39 PM  
Serious question. Do gay people actually use the word "santorum" that way?
 
2012-01-11 05:33:34 PM  

GWLush: o5iiawah: Karma Curmudgeon: o5iiawah: an urban-dictionary created term

That's not the Genesis of Santorum.

some googling found (according to wiki) that a gay rights activist created a contest for someone to create an eponym of his name and a sex act:

The mixure of lube and poop that occurs after sex.

I just have to wonder how many ants he was able to burn with his magnifying glass before his mom called him in for dinner.

Yeah, you're right Savage is the damaged one. Not Santorum equating gays to sheep farkers.

The fact that googling the name Santorum and spreadingsantorum.com is in at least the top three links is a pretty funny bit of activism.


Eh, Jack Lord there is just another piece of trash trying to spread rightist memes. I'm guessing he's just mad because their bullshiat is failing and "santorum" is still frothing away.
 
2012-01-11 05:33:36 PM  
Seems more people in Ohio are having anal sex than the polls would lead one to believe.
 
2012-01-11 05:34:22 PM  

o5iiawah: Can we drop this meme just because someone decided to create an urban dictionary term that just happens to be the name of a presidential candidate?

The first time I heard about it, I thought to myself, "If I were 12, I could see how this might be funny"

5 greens a day for the past 2 weeks has beaten this one well to death


I must agree, and I am no fan of his, at all. There are plenty of other reasons he could and should be ridiculed and humiliated for.
 
2012-01-11 05:34:49 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: UNC_Samurai: o5iiawah: Karma Curmudgeon: o5iiawah: an urban-dictionary created term

That's not the Genesis of Santorum.

some googling found (according to wiki) that a gay rights activist created a contest for someone to create an eponym of his name and a sex act:

The mixure of lube and poop that occurs after sex.

I just have to wonder how many ants he was able to burn with his magnifying glass before his mom called him in for dinner.

Seriously, Rick's not gonna sleep with you.

Actually, he might. o5iiawah appears to be male.



Way too old, and way too alive.
 
2012-01-11 05:35:23 PM  

Rev.K: Brilliant subby. I never thought a Santorum-themed headline could actually be funny and creative, but here we are.

+1 internets


i concur. well done sir.
 
2012-01-11 05:37:21 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: There's so much santorum that even Santorum has to fight off the santorum with gloves.

[truthquake.com image 528x315]

/hotlinked
//strangest. filename. ever.


I've just found a new work game. File names to beat:
~/rick-santorum-gay-stupid-funny-mitt-romney-sharia-law-iowa-2012-rep u blican-ron-paul-wife-occupy-wall-st-protests-family-racist-daughter-fo r-president-shirtless-crazy-michele-bachmann-bella-wiki-pennsylvania-t ea-party.jpg

/some kind of SEO shiat I bet.
 
2012-01-11 05:38:12 PM  

Hector Remarkable: Seems more people in Ohio are having anal sex than the polls would lead one to believe.


well they are round on both ends
 
2012-01-11 05:38:41 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: GWLush: o5iiawah: Karma Curmudgeon: o5iiawah: an urban-dictionary created term

That's not the Genesis of Santorum.

some googling found (according to wiki) that a gay rights activist created a contest for someone to create an eponym of his name and a sex act:

The mixure of lube and poop that occurs after sex.

I just have to wonder how many ants he was able to burn with his magnifying glass before his mom called him in for dinner.

Yeah, you're right Savage is the damaged one. Not Santorum equating gays to sheep farkers.

The fact that googling the name Santorum and spreadingsantorum.com is in at least the top three links is a pretty funny bit of activism.

Eh, Jack Lord there is just another piece of trash trying to spread rightist memes. I'm guessing he's just mad because their bullshiat is failing and "santorum" is still frothing away.


Well, he is definitely going to get quite a bit of Santorum on him if he keeps it up.
 
2012-01-11 05:41:23 PM  

o5iiawah: AS the furthest thing from a social conservative...


What exactly are your views and why?
 
2012-01-11 05:42:41 PM  
Too bad google insight doesn't go back to 2003 when the definition of Santorum was created.
 
2012-01-11 05:47:56 PM  

o5iiawah: Can we drop this meme just because someone decided to create an urban dictionary term that just happens to be the name of a presidential candidate?

The first time I heard about it, I thought to myself, "If I were 12, I could see how this might be funny"

5 greens a day for the past 2 weeks has beaten this one well to death


If we did that then the left would actually have to debate with facts instead of resorting to juvinille bathroom humor. No matter how much I empathize with liberal causes, I will never call myself a liberal precisly because of BS like this. Grow up libs, then maybe I'll start taking you seriously.

/For the record: not a Republican, not a social conservative, don't support Santorum
 
2012-01-11 05:50:02 PM  

ManFromNowhere: o5iiawah: Can we drop this meme just because someone decided to create an urban dictionary term that just happens to be the name of a presidential candidate?

The first time I heard about it, I thought to myself, "If I were 12, I could see how this might be funny"

5 greens a day for the past 2 weeks has beaten this one well to death

If we did that then the left would actually have to debate with facts instead of resorting to juvinille bathroom humor. No matter how much I empathize with liberal causes, I will never call myself a liberal precisly because of BS like this. Grow up libs, then maybe I'll start taking you seriously.

/For the record: not a Republican, not a social conservative, don't support Santorum


Just so we're clear: Vile, vicious rhetoric from the right used as a basis for open a violent attacks on civil rights, totally okay. Admittedly nasty mockery in response to said vile rhetoric, not okay.
 
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