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RexTalionis [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 01:55:00 PM
Duh. Where'd you think the idea comes from?
 
Vodka Zombie [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 01:59:41 PM
I saw that movie... Guy gets a spike driven through his manly bits.
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2012-01-11 02:36:37 PM
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b>BRAAAAAAAAINS
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 02:37:08 PM
Next they'll be telling us there's something called "voodoo" involved
 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 02:50:35 PM
Well, now I'm feeling zombified.
 
dopeydwarf [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 02:52:15 PM
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Was there ever any doubt?
 
rhino33 [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 02:58:20 PM
um, the hatians invented zombies. or at least their ancestors in africa did.
 
DanZero
2012-01-11 03:08:41 PM
 
kbronsito [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 03:18:05 PM
dopeydwarf: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 365x550]

Was there ever any doubt?

I've been to Haiti a few times. I once asked an office colleague if he wanted to come with me and he said he would pass based on his fear of haiti due to this movie. He was a former Army paratrooper. Jump out of a plane to shot guys in Iraq. No problem. Going to Haiti... no thank you, sir!

The place is actually not that scary at all. Although I haven't been back since before the quake.
 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 03:20:36 PM
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That movie freaked me out. Depressed me even. I felt all otherworldly and shiat after I left the theater.
 
Bukharin
2012-01-11 04:21:52 PM
cdn.counter-currents.com
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 04:38:36 PM
Oh God, Live and Let Die has to be the worst farking Bond movie ever. Yes, worse than the invisible car one.
 
shivashakti
2012-01-11 04:39:11 PM
No sh*t, submitter...that's where they come from.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 04:40:45 PM
Mugato: Oh God, Live and Let Die has to be the worst farking Bond movie ever. Yes, worse than the invisible car one.

Aaaannnnd there's my earworm.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 04:42:15 PM
"So I was going to use a condom but I thought when am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"

blogs.riverfronttimes.com
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 04:43:44 PM
Diogenes: Mugato: Oh God, Live and Let Die has to be the worst farking Bond movie ever. Yes, worse than the invisible car one.

Aaaannnnd there's my earworm.

That was an okay Guns n Roses tune.
 
cretinbob [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 05:10:25 PM
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What submitter may look like
 
Treygreen13 [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 05:23:09 PM
Headline: Zombies are real in Haiti
Story: Zombies are not real in Haiti
 
cgraves67
2012-01-11 05:24:24 PM
After reading the diagnoses at the end of the article, one might conclude that zombies are 'tards.
 
Fark You Buddy
2012-01-11 05:29:24 PM
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Approves
 
macross87
2012-01-11 05:29:59 PM
Isn't there some movie about zombie monkeys? In the intro, a group of guys trap some monkeys and one guy gets bitten on the hand, arm, and face. Then some of the locals cut off his arm, hand, and then his face segwaying to the intro credits.


/or I just made it all up in 95 while at a friends house
//laserdisc for the win
 
omeganuepsilon
2012-01-11 05:35:10 PM
macross87: Isn't there some movie about zombie monkeys? In the intro, a group of guys trap some monkeys and one guy gets bitten on the hand, arm, and face. Then some of the locals cut off his arm, hand, and then his face segwaying to the intro credits.


/or I just made it all up in 95 while at a friends house
//laserdisc for the win

Best zombie movie ever. Dead Alive(US title, had a different title in new zealand where it was filmed, or something like that.).
 
The Incredible Sexual Egg [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 05:40:16 PM
Mugato: Oh God, Live and Let Die has to be the worst farking Bond movie ever. Yes, worse than the invisible car one.

You shut your whore mouth. The Best? No way, but there is no way it's worse than The World is Not Enough
 
macross87
2012-01-11 05:46:24 PM
omeganuepsilon: macross87: Isn't there some movie about zombie monkeys? In the intro, a group of guys trap some monkeys and one guy gets bitten on the hand, arm, and face. Then some of the locals cut off his arm, hand, and then his face segwaying to the intro credits.


/or I just made it all up in 95 while at a friends house
//laserdisc for the win

Best zombie movie ever. Dead Alive(US title, had a different title in new zealand where it was filmed, or something like that.).

Ah yes. Thanks!
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 05:56:42 PM
omeganuepsilon: macross87: Isn't there some movie about zombie monkeys? In the intro, a group of guys trap some monkeys and one guy gets bitten on the hand, arm, and face. Then some of the locals cut off his arm, hand, and then his face segwaying to the intro credits.


/or I just made it all up in 95 while at a friends house
//laserdisc for the win

Best zombie movie ever. Dead Alive(US title, had a different title in new zealand where it was filmed, or something like that.).

Braindead (new window)
 
TravisBickle62
2012-01-11 06:04:15 PM
If you get a Zombie chick shipped from Haiti, is she required to do anal, or does she have discretion in that area, despite being un-dead?

Before I invest $499, I want to know ....
 
apoptotic
2012-01-11 06:07:35 PM
cgraves67: After reading the diagnoses at the end of the article, one might conclude that zombies are 'tards.

I'd be more inclined to think that whoever's declaring people dead when they're not is the weak link.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 06:11:14 PM
The Incredible Sexual Egg: You shut your whore mouth. The Best? No way, but there is no way it's worse than The World is Not Enough

Oh come on. The black guy main villain blew up like a balloon and floated around the room. So Denise Richards was a nuclear scientist. What else was so bad about TWINE?
 
Twilight Snarkle
2012-01-11 06:14:11 PM
Bukharin: [cdn.counter-currents.com image 350x400]

Damn you, stole my post!

/swoon~~
 
kagemaru026
2012-01-11 06:23:37 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Next they'll be telling us there's something called "voodoo" involved

who do?
 
PluckYew
2012-01-11 06:24:04 PM
Came for Bad Idea Jeans, leaving happy.
 
The Incredible Sexual Egg [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 06:24:58 PM
Mugato: The Incredible Sexual Egg: You shut your whore mouth. The Best? No way, but there is no way it's worse than The World is Not Enough

Oh come on. The black guy main villain blew up like a balloon and floated around the room. So Denise Richards was a nuclear scientist. What else was so bad about TWINE?

I think my irrational hatred of that movie stems from the god awful videogame


Also, the helicopters with the saws on them.
 
Gunny Highway
2012-01-11 06:28:44 PM
I am glad to see that The Serpent and the Rainbow has been covered.
 
Bukharin
2012-01-11 06:29:34 PM
Twilight Snarkle: Bukharin: [cdn.counter-currents.com image 350x400]

Damn you, stole my post!

/swoon~~

and you heart, apparently.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 06:31:05 PM
The Incredible Sexual Egg: Mugato: The Incredible Sexual Egg: You shut your whore mouth. The Best? No way, but there is no way it's worse than The World is Not Enough

Oh come on. The black guy main villain blew up like a balloon and floated around the room. So Denise Richards was a nuclear scientist. What else was so bad about TWINE?

I think my irrational hatred of that movie stems from the god awful videogame


Also, the helicopters with the saws on them.

Never played the game.

Those helicopters actually exist.

The parahawks too, which had a funny throwaway line that you never hear in a movie like this, the bad guy complaining that the destroyed parahawks were rented and needed to be returned.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 06:34:52 PM
kagemaru026: who do?

You do
 
Loucifer
2012-01-11 06:35:24 PM
This sounds like a simple case of African Rabies. Get your Phalanx supply now!
 
Twilight Snarkle
2012-01-11 06:36:28 PM
Bukharin: Twilight Snarkle: Bukharin: [cdn.counter-currents.com image 350x400]

Damn you, stole my post!

/swoon~~

and you heart, apparently.

uh

Sorry, did you say something? Roger Moore was being dashing.
 
Gunny Highway
2012-01-11 06:37:42 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: kagemaru026: who do?

You do

www.pitch.com

VOOOOODOOOOOOO

VU DO!

/no Bowie tonight, not while Godsmack is in town.
 
Twilight Snarkle
2012-01-11 06:38:52 PM
Loucifer: This sounds like a simple case of African Rabies. Get your Phalanx supply now!

lvls.files.wordpress.com
I'm sorry?
 
kagemaru026
2012-01-11 06:40:23 PM
Gunny Highway: MaudlinMutantMollusk: kagemaru026: who do?

You do

[www.pitch.com image 400x293]

VOOOOODOOOOOOO

VU DO!

/no Bowie tonight, not while Godsmack is in town.

your an ass
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 06:50:36 PM
Gunny Highway: MaudlinMutantMollusk: kagemaru026: who do?

/no Bowie tonight, not while Godsmack is in town.

www.pitch.com


Wow, what a collection of douchebags. I mean look at them. The cancer patient and '90s goatee guy are so farking INTENSE! And the guy on the right is about to swallow Douchelord's 4 earrings.
 
Spoon over Marin [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 06:51:04 PM
They see you Zombie-ing. They Haitian.
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2012-01-11 06:51:34 PM
macross87: Isn't there some movie about zombie monkeys? In the intro, a group of guys trap some monkeys and one guy gets bitten on the hand, arm, and face. Then some of the locals cut off his arm, hand, and then his face segwaying to the intro credits.


/or I just made it all up in 95 while at a friends house
//laserdisc for the win

Um, the Segway didn't exist in 1995.
 
whither_apophis
2012-01-11 07:05:40 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: kagemaru026: who do?

You do

now go do that vooodoo that you do so well
 
kagemaru026
2012-01-11 07:20:28 PM
Quantum Apostrophe: macross87: Isn't there some movie about zombie monkeys? In the intro, a group of guys trap some monkeys and one guy gets bitten on the hand, arm, and face. Then some of the locals cut off his arm, hand, and then his face segwaying to the intro credits.


/or I just made it all up in 95 while at a friends house
//laserdisc for the win

Um, the Segway didn't exist in 1995.

leaning precariously on a handtruck did, though.

/busted my ass three times
//that i can remember
 
ConConHead
2012-01-11 07:34:39 PM
The only good thing about TWINE is the themesong. Good torch singin' there, it is.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 07:35:33 PM
ConConHead: The only good thing about TWINE is the themesong. Good torch singin' there, it is.

Shirley Manson, my favorite Bond song, actually.
 
Cup_O_Jo [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 07:38:27 PM
Dear Subby, Yes, they are, NO shiat. Seriously. It's common knowledge. It's why they are scarier when they get into the nuclear waste.
 
flaminio
2012-01-11 07:38:50 PM
It's the time of the season...

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