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(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely Actual question: Will Hispanics warm to Romney? Better question: Will humans warm to Romney?   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 57
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2012-01-11 12:52:44 PM
As the son of a Mexican immigrant, Mitt knows first hand the need to keep people like him out of America.
 
2012-01-11 12:59:36 PM
You know what's a lot of fun?

Comparing voter turnout from 2008.

Its very...meh.
 
2012-01-11 01:02:47 PM
Romney reminds me of this guy
3.bp.blogspot.com
Yes, we got trouble
Right here in (insert name) City
With a capital T
And that stands for trauma
And that rhymes with Obama
 
2012-01-11 01:14:04 PM
He didn't buy the George Lopez show on DVD for nothing.
 
2012-01-11 01:38:44 PM
WTF Indeed: As the son of a Mexican immigrant, Mitt knows first hand the need to keep people like him out of America.

But for Republicans it doesn't count if you're white.
 
2012-01-11 01:39:06 PM
Dude can't even relate to white people.
 
2012-01-11 01:41:21 PM
DarnoKonrad: He didn't buy the George Lopez show on DVD for nothing.

"If I were racist, would I own all the Mind of Mencia DVDs?"
 
2012-01-11 01:41:51 PM
Jimmy Smitts: Mitt Romney likes to eat food that's grilled in foil.
 
2012-01-11 01:42:35 PM
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Dude can't even relate to white people.

If their blood is blue he can.

Oh and he loves CEO's those guys are almost all white.
 
2012-01-11 01:43:10 PM
Nope.

Next!
 
2012-01-11 01:48:28 PM
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Dude can't even relate to white people.

This. I think he's got the same problem that Kerry did in 2004 - he's completely out of touch with the majority of the country and repeatedly keeps sticking his foot in his mouth, further proving that he has really NO idea what is actually going on in the day to day lives of the country he wants to lead.

I couldn't care less about his net worth, but his professions of "oh, I know what it's like to think you're going to lose your job" and "I'm unemployed" just are beyond the pale.
 
2012-01-11 01:48:40 PM
My bet is the Republicans will give up courting the Hispanics and come election time, their Super PACs will just run a bunch of "If you're Mexican don't vote" ads.
 
2012-01-11 01:50:10 PM
WTF Indeed: As the son of a Mexican immigrant, Mitt knows first hand the need to keep people like him out of America.


It's interesting that George Romney ran for president when he was born in a Mormon settlement in Mexico. I wonder if birthers would have thrown a hissyfit over that?

/Not trying to threadjack
 
2012-01-11 01:50:10 PM
Cargo: Nope.

Next!


I understand he's recently installed a warmer for his exoskeleton, so it's theoretically possible.
 
2012-01-11 01:51:49 PM
I can't believe Iowa and New Hampshire threw their support behind Ted McGinl...er, Mitt Romney.

/Sorry, always get those two confused
 
2012-01-11 01:51:59 PM
He has to fire them all.

He.s running for office for pete's sake!
 
2012-01-11 01:52:03 PM
No. But I'm sure Rmoney will warm himself over a bonfire of humans.
 
2012-01-11 01:52:11 PM
Mitt Romney likes to eat food that is wrapped in foil
 
2012-01-11 01:53:16 PM
Hispanics? In a Republican primary?
 
2012-01-11 01:53:43 PM
CorporatePerson: My bet is the Republicans will give up courting the Hispanics and come election time, their Super PACs will just run a bunch of "If you're Mexican don't vote" ads.

The best way for the GOP to court hispanics will be to play the religion card in some fashion. It's also their best way to appeal to blacks. Play the religious and gay cards.
 
2012-01-11 01:53:44 PM
Sure is a lot of sheep in New Hampshire.
 
2012-01-11 01:54:36 PM
GOP banking on adding Rubio to the ticket. This will appeal to the teabaggers, t-lay.com, and any Hispanics that have not been paying attention.
 
2012-01-11 01:55:54 PM
It's a shame, all this time and effort being spent on this when Obama is simply going to win over whoever. We have better things to be discussing as this issue has already been decided.
 
2012-01-11 01:58:58 PM
Mitt Romney is the only thing keeping Fidel Castro barely alive.
 
2012-01-11 02:01:07 PM
Corvus: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Dude can't even relate to white people.

If their blood is blue he can.

Oh and he loves CEO's those guys are almost all white.


pisceandreamer: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Dude can't even relate to white people.

This. I think he's got the same problem that Kerry did in 2004 - he's completely out of touch with the majority of the country and repeatedly keeps sticking his foot in his mouth, further proving that he has really NO idea what is actually going on in the day to day lives of the country he wants to lead.

I couldn't care less about his net worth, but his professions of "oh, I know what it's like to think you're going to lose your job" and "I'm unemployed" just are beyond the pale.


Basically it. This whole schtick where he's trying to pretend he knows what it's like to feel anything other than warm contentment and the assured knowledge of his own eventual success is a farking joke. He might as well not even be a human. Homo opulen is his species, and he's as distinct from us as we are from homo erectus.
 
2012-01-11 02:04:06 PM
Quagdingo: It's a shame, all this time and effort being spent on this when Obama is simply going to win over whoever. We have better things to be discussing as this issue has already been decided.

If the economy keeps its upward movement going into the late summer, Romney's "but Obama killed the economy" argument will be useless....and falling back on culture war arguments will only make it worse on him.
 
2012-01-11 02:05:22 PM
Huntsman is the only one who's not crippled right out of the gate against Obama.

And they'll never trust or choose Huntsman because he was an ambassador under Obama.

Bring on FlipFlop McHair, the destroyer of jobs.
 
2012-01-11 02:05:27 PM
They will vote they way we tell them to.
 
2012-01-11 02:05:31 PM
DarnoKonrad: Cargo: Nope.

Next!

I understand he's recently installed a warmer for his exoskeleton, so it's theoretically possible.


Oh. Crap. I wish I had known that before my original comment.

See, my original perspective was since the Messicuns are from Messico--whar it's allus real hawt--they prolly don't need tuh have innymohr warmin' uhp dun on 'em.

See what I'm saying?
 
2012-01-11 02:06:14 PM
clambam: They will vote they way we tell them to.

You'll pay to know what you think!
 
2012-01-11 02:06:41 PM
Well, we do have that LDS ad campaign going on that boils down to "Mormons: We're nearly indistinguishable from normal Earth humans!"
 
2012-01-11 02:08:10 PM
Quasar: Jimmy Smitts: Mitt Romney likes to eat food that's grilled in foil.

That's our guy!
 
2012-01-11 02:10:33 PM
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Basically it. This whole schtick where he's trying to pretend he knows what it's like to feel anything other than warm contentment and the assured knowledge of his own eventual success is a farking joke. He might as well not even be a human. Homo opulen is his species, and he's as distinct from us as we are from homo erectus.

"I'm like you, I don't have have job either... now watch me add this 2 million dollar expansion to one of my mansions!"

The dude has clearly been insulated by wealth, opportunity, and lots of money his entire life, to the point where his ability to relate to laypeople is dysfunctional. And the GOP laughed at Kerry for being a rich elitist... Romney blows him out of the water in that department.
 
2012-01-11 02:12:13 PM
Mitt Romney / Tom Cruise 2012
 
2012-01-11 02:15:54 PM
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Basically it. This whole schtick where he's trying to pretend he knows what it's like to feel anything other than warm contentment and the assured knowledge of his own eventual success is a farking joke. He might as well not even be a human. Homo opulen is his species, and he's as distinct from us as we are from homo erectus.

Mormon missionaries are taught to be empathetic even when they have no clue about what the other person is feeling. He's employing the same tactic.
 
2012-01-11 02:15:55 PM
You know, if there's one group of people who can be counted on to get us out of the mess the republicans caused, it's ... republicans.

Because soshalism.
 
2012-01-11 02:16:22 PM
What's not to love about a glossy white conservative politician who made his millions as a corporate raider and panders to every change in the political wind? I mean, the novelty alone is endearing.
 
2012-01-11 02:19:46 PM
So much money being thrown down the toilet in this useless "race."

Seriously, give it up, Republicans. Nobody's going to elect your sh*t anymore.
 
2012-01-11 02:27:00 PM
Kumana Wanalaia: Huntsman is the only one who's not crippled right out of the gate against Obama.

And they'll never trust or choose Huntsman because he was an ambassador under Obama.

Bring on FlipFlop McHair, the destroyer of jobs.


It's going to be hilarious. Democrats are going to get all "birther" on him and demand Mitt release his Bain records, which of course he won't do, because they actually prove he was a "job cremator" and even though many republicans already know this, they still swallow the tea, but many are losing their enthusiasm without the god-thing. He will flip flop like a flounder tossed onto Alabama asphalt, and after it's all said and done, I wouldn't be surprised to see a late entry by a 3rd party teabagger.
 
2012-01-11 02:29:13 PM
whidbey: So much money being thrown down the toilet in this useless "race."

Seriously, give it up, Republicans. Nobody's going to elect your sh*t anymore.



They are counting less on America voting to elect them than on being able to get their clowns in by any means necessary. See: 2000 election.
 
2012-01-11 02:29:21 PM
Romney is as warm and cuddly as Mick's barbed-wire baseball bat.

thewrestlingwrapup.com
 
2012-01-11 02:37:04 PM
Romney: Soy uno de usted

Mainstream GOP: Beaners! Illegals! Anchor babies! Wetbacks! Build a wall! La Raza are the real racists! Speak English or go home!

Yeah. I'm sure that Hispanic voters are gonna flock to the GOP because of Romney's Mexican background.
 
2012-01-11 02:37:10 PM
Humans? Will Republicans warm up to Romney?

39% of Republicans in a state right next to the state of which he was governor think he is the best man to be President of the United States. That's a start! It's almost 40%, which is almost half!
 
2012-01-11 02:39:45 PM
sprawl15: DarnoKonrad: He didn't buy the George Lopez show on DVD for nothing.

"If I were racist, would I own all the Mind of Mencia DVDs?"


after seeing him try to relate to the average joe out there... i don't think these two predictions are too far off from any efforts he may make to relate to the average jose.
 
2012-01-11 02:43:09 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: Well, we do have that LDS ad campaign going on that boils down to "Mormons: We're nearly indistinguishable from normal Earth humans!"

Yeah, those are particularly amusing. I've seen a couple on Hulu.
 
2012-01-11 03:11:15 PM
Dahnkster: GOP banking on adding Rubio to the ticket. This will appeal to the teabaggers, [t-lay.com image 54x11], and any Hispanics that have not been paying attention.

Are Mexicans and Puerto Ricans going to vote for a Cuban dude from Florida, though?
 
2012-01-11 03:16:29 PM
 
2012-01-11 03:27:49 PM
fenianfark: It's interesting that George Romney ran for president when he was born in a Mormon settlement in Mexico. I wonder if birthers would have thrown a hissyfit over that?

They did. Didn't matter, because he never even really sniffed the nomination. Was an issue with Goldwater in 1964, too, as Arizona wasn't a state when he was born. Similarly, some of the progressive whackjob groups started murmuring about it with McCain, but backed off after the birther nonsense started about their guy; McCain was born in Panama, which was a US territory.

Mitt's problems are less about daddy than they are about his unusual lifestyle. No coffee, no cigs, no beer, doesn't cuss......people aren't quite sure what to make of that.
 
2012-01-11 03:31:11 PM
BraveNewCheneyWorld: At least Romney isn't a sociopath. (new window)

Wow, if Romney could do all that for a little paper company, imagine what he could do for America!

[crying-eagle-sparkley.jpg]
 
2012-01-11 03:55:57 PM
Smelly McUgly: Are Mexicans and Puerto Ricans going to vote for a Cuban dude from Florida, though?

Meh, Coolio-Julio, Marco-Polo,Chavez-El Vez they all look alike to me.
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