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(Slate) Hero Supreme Court to ABC attorney arguing FCC case: "Can you prove that public nudity isn't always indecent?" Attorney points upward, to impressive collection of bare asses carved into frieze ringing Supreme Court chamber   (slate.com) divider line 253
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2012-01-11 11:48:24 AM
Zing!
 
2012-01-11 11:57:08 AM
If we're not going to use the power of the FCC to mandate educational and intelligent television, regardless of nudity and profanity, then why not let it turn into hard core pornography and dumbed down profanity? It's not like it's more harmful that the shiat you can learn on Survivor -- pushing ass is a better and more wholesome skill than Machiavellian backstabbing anyway.
 
2012-01-11 11:58:43 AM
I believe there's a flowchart for this.
 
2012-01-11 11:59:30 AM
Well played. Well played indeed.
 
2012-01-11 12:07:26 PM
Nice work. I wonder if that was pre-planned, or if he's just that quick on his feet.
 
2012-01-11 12:15:15 PM
That is hilarious.
 
2012-01-11 12:29:49 PM
cameroncrazy1984: Nice work. I wonder if that was pre-planned, or if he's just that quick on his feet.

I would hope that a lawyer arguing in front of the Supreme Court be that damn quick on his feet.
 
2012-01-11 12:32:00 PM
cameroncrazy1984: Nice work. I wonder if that was pre-planned, or if he's just that quick on his feet.

From the article, it doesn't appear that the express question was put to him, but that he was employing it as part of his oral argument, much to the bemusement of the Justices. Pretty smart, and clearly the man has been in that room enough to have cooked it up.
 
2012-01-11 12:33:25 PM
Nabb1: cameroncrazy1984: Nice work. I wonder if that was pre-planned, or if he's just that quick on his feet.

From the article, it doesn't appear that the express question was put to him, but that he was employing it as part of his oral argument, much to the bemusement of the Justices. Pretty smart, and clearly the man has been in that room enough to have cooked it up.


Well, actually, Ginsburg sort of asked it, I guess.
 
2012-01-11 12:35:52 PM
Nabb1: Nabb1: cameroncrazy1984: Nice work. I wonder if that was pre-planned, or if he's just that quick on his feet.

From the article, it doesn't appear that the express question was put to him, but that he was employing it as part of his oral argument, much to the bemusement of the Justices. Pretty smart, and clearly the man has been in that room enough to have cooked it up.

Well, actually, Ginsburg sort of asked it, I guess.


Saucy minx.
 
2012-01-11 12:50:02 PM
farm4.staticflickr.com

DAT FRIEZE
 
2012-01-11 01:03:39 PM
The Obama Administration has defended the Bush indecency policy with great zeal, and Solicitor General Don Verrilli opens his argument by reminding the court that "when a broadcast licensee takes a license for the free and exclusive use of a valuable part of the public domain, it also accepts enforceable public obligations." Verrilli reminds the court that regulation of indecency "has been a defining feature of the broadcast medium from its inception in the 1920s in the Radio Act and has continued to be a defining feature of this medium throughout its history.

Well that's depressing. And no longer a surprise, which is even more depressing.
 
2012-01-11 01:12:02 PM
It all depends who is getting nekkid
 
2012-01-11 01:12:22 PM
farking a, right on
 
2012-01-11 01:16:06 PM
How many boobs does Liberty or Justice bare across the country?

How many museums close their doors becuase kids might see a nip in a painting or on a statue?

We really need to get over this. Naked isn't indecent, any more than words are alone indecent. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions. Bad feelings. But the state itself is simply a state, and can be used to good or bad effect.
 
2012-01-11 01:18:20 PM
mitchcumstein1: I believe there's a flowchart for this.

208.116.9.205
 
2012-01-11 01:21:12 PM
OWNED!
 
2012-01-11 01:23:01 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: It all depends who is getting nekkid

In all honesty, a funny rebuttal would be if Obama lawyers took them a picture of Kathy Bates from about Schmidt
 
2012-01-11 01:23:04 PM
I have NEVER typed "win" before after reading an article. But today...

WIN!!!
 
2012-01-11 01:23:36 PM
I have it on good authority that we do not look like our clothes or our makeup.
 
2012-01-11 01:25:13 PM
i am either unable or unwilling to masturbate to the linked content
 
2012-01-11 01:26:13 PM
gilgigamesh: The Obama Administration has defended the Bush indecency policy with great zeal, and Solicitor General Don Verrilli opens his argument by reminding the court that "when a broadcast licensee takes a license for the free and exclusive use of a valuable part of the public domain, it also accepts enforceable public obligations." Verrilli reminds the court that regulation of indecency "has been a defining feature of the broadcast medium from its inception in the 1920s in the Radio Act and has continued to be a defining feature of this medium throughout its history.

Well that's depressing. And no longer a surprise, which is even more depressing.


A) let me say I think the FCC rules are too harsh
B) You don't think the government should be allowed to regulate the public air (broadcast) licenses that companies use? (which is Obama admins position) That's ridiculous.

You are being against something that makes sense just because you don't like the current outcome of it. That's short sited and being a hypocrite.
 
2012-01-11 01:26:19 PM
an actor or other artist presenting art representing the nude form is not the same as the average citizen doffing his clothes as a political statement.
 
2012-01-11 01:26:55 PM
Flawless victory.
 
2012-01-11 01:27:02 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Time to fine Michelangelo!
 
2012-01-11 01:27:05 PM
Supremes: Can you prove that public nudity isn't always an incident?
 
2012-01-11 01:28:21 PM
blog.dreamhost.com

DAT ASS
 
2012-01-11 01:30:19 PM
cman: The Stealth Hippopotamus: It all depends who is getting nekkid

In all honesty, a funny rebuttal would be if Obama lawyers took them a picture of Kathy Bates from about Schmidt


Then out comes the nude Supreme Court from "America: The Book".
 
2012-01-11 01:31:05 PM
fark the FCC.
 
2012-01-11 01:31:16 PM
We have such a warped view of the human form and sexuality in this country...
 
2012-01-11 01:31:26 PM
Honestly, I wonder why they even bother with "indecency" anymore:

It's ok to say "Having Sex" but it's not ok to say "Furking" or "Having a furk".
It's ok to say "Breasts" or "Mamaries" or "Teats" or even "Milk Jugs" but it's not ok to say "Ti-ts".
It's ok to say "Feces" or "Defacate" but it's not ok to say "Sh-it" or "Sh-iting".
It's ok to say "Penis" but it's not ok to say "Co-ck".
It's ok to say "Ejaculate" or "Climax" but it's not ok to say "Cum".
It's ok to see naked animals but not naked humans.
It's ok to see naked National Geographic featured people but not anyone else.
It's ok to see animals having sex but not humans.


Why? They're practically the same!
 
2012-01-11 01:31:50 PM
Well, I'm kind of happy that my kids are not seeing nudity and hearing vulgar terms on TV.
It's fun to explain cop shows though.
You know, the ones where cops are trying to find a serial rapist/murderer that disembowels his victims, and they hunt for clues by flashing a black light on crime scenes to reveal the semen stains, and then the guy/gal cops crack jokes about it while eating jelly-filled donuts.

...Okay.. time for bed kids... goodnight!
 
2012-01-11 01:32:35 PM
Rule 34?

/no exceptions
 
2012-01-11 01:33:26 PM
So because parents don't want to be parents and take responsibility for what their crotch fruit is doing, we all have to suffer for it. Gratuitous violence = okay. Naughty words or bodies in their natural form = the devil.

Some retarded ass laws we have.
 
2012-01-11 01:33:49 PM
BUTT THREAD!!!!!/big>center>
 
2012-01-11 01:34:49 PM
gilgigamesh: The Obama Administration has defended the Bush indecency policy with great zeal, and Solicitor General Don Verrilli opens his argument by reminding the court that "when a broadcast licensee takes a license for the free and exclusive use of a valuable part of the public domain, it also accepts enforceable public obligations." Verrilli reminds the court that regulation of indecency "has been a defining feature of the broadcast medium from its inception in the 1920s in the Radio Act and has continued to be a defining feature of this medium throughout its history.

Well that's depressing. And no longer a surprise, which is even more depressing.


Let me put it this way a little clearer:

Saying you believe the FCC rules are to harsh and should be changed is one thing (which Obama doesn't really have control of) but saying that Obama admin should say that Public Broadcast License can't have any government oversight is just plain stupid and that's what you are saying.

The "air waves" are a limited resource of the people, they shouldn't be complete possessed by corporations. Cable is not a limited resource. They can do whatever there but the "air waves" shouldn't be controlled by corporate interests allowed to do whatever they wish and not provide anything for the people.

Besides I bet you didn't know that most of the censoring of TV stations is because the stations themselves censor more than the FCC does. And after 10pm the is isn't restriction on indecency.
 
2012-01-11 01:34:58 PM
That coward David Lopan: BUTT THREAD!!!!!/big>center>

I would correct it, but it actually explains what I'm after in better detail.
 
2012-01-11 01:35:15 PM
300 years ago England sent their fundamentalists to America.
150 years ago England sent their convicts to Australia.

Australia got the better deal.
 
2012-01-11 01:35:26 PM
 
2012-01-11 01:36:45 PM
I remember the perverse days of the early 2000's when NYPD Blue was showing bare ass on network tv.

/unforunately half the time it was Sipowicz's ass.
//such progressive times we lived in
 
2012-01-11 01:36:47 PM
Ape Shiat Nuts: FCC Okays Nudity On TV If It's Alyson Hannigan (new window)

That should be like the 1st amendment to the constitution
 
2012-01-11 01:37:06 PM
FTA: All told, the lesson today seems to be that one man's flying buttresses are another man's floating butts.

That sums is up pretty well, I think.
 
2012-01-11 01:37:36 PM
Are those nude works of art in everyone's living rooms, available to any 9 year old with a remote? Nope, they're locked inside a building with limited access.

Something that a lot of people desire. Limited access. Not bans or even governmental controls. Just networks that have a sense of responsibility about what they show to whom and when.

The only reason the government got involved is because of pre-code films being shown by theatre owners who made more money when envelopes were pushed on-screen. They ruined it for everybody.
 
2012-01-11 01:37:36 PM
medius: i am either unable or unwilling to masturbate to the linked content

Amateur.
 
2012-01-11 01:38:49 PM
I work of art is indecent, but watching news footage at 6pm of a bomb going off and killing people is fine? I can't see sideboob, if I want to see people get beat/maced/tasered, well...there's a network or 20 dedicated to it 24/7 !!!!

/fark the FCC
 
2012-01-11 01:39:36 PM
DarnoKonrad: If we're not going to use the power of the FCC to mandate educational and intelligent television, regardless of nudity and profanity, then why not let it turn into hard core pornography and dumbed down profanity? It's not like it's more harmful that the shiat you can learn on Survivor -- pushing ass is a better and more wholesome skill than Machiavellian backstabbing anyway.

I consider the virtually uncensored violence and gore far worse than profanity or any potential nudity on television. It is fine for kids to see someone get decapitated, but god forbid they find out other people have nipples too.
 
2012-01-11 01:41:00 PM
You know I really do think the censoring of nudity but not violence is completely f*cked up but I have to admit. I don't care what the context is, I get aroused by seeing a female boob on tv. Even if it was like the most depressing part of a show or movie, I'll get aroused.
 
2012-01-11 01:41:23 PM
Nabb1: cameroncrazy1984: Nice work. I wonder if that was pre-planned, or if he's just that quick on his feet.

From the article, it doesn't appear that the express question was put to him, but that he was employing it as part of his oral argument, much to the bemusement of the Justices. Pretty smart, and clearly the man has been in that room enough to have cooked it up.


Yeah, I bet he noticed it once, wondered about it and stored it for later possible use. the guy is awesome with a capital 7!!
 
2012-01-11 01:41:24 PM
GreenSun: Honestly, I wonder why they even bother with "indecency" anymore:

It's ok to say "Having Sex" but it's not ok to say "Furking" or "Having a furk".
It's ok to say "Breasts" or "Mamaries" or "Teats" or even "Milk Jugs" but it's not ok to say "Ti-ts".
It's ok to say "Feces" or "Defacate" but it's not ok to say "Sh-it" or "Sh-iting".
It's ok to say "Penis" but it's not ok to say "Co-ck".
It's ok to say "Ejaculate" or "Climax" but it's not ok to say "Cum".
It's ok to see naked animals but not naked humans.
It's ok to see naked National Geographic featured people but not anyone else.
It's ok to see animals having sex but not humans.


Why? They're practically the same!



It's ok to "this that does not trigger a boner" but it's no ok to "thing that does trigger a boner"

because TV is free, and by God you are gonna have to put some work into getting your boner young man.
 
2012-01-11 01:41:27 PM
PanicMan: medius: i am either unable or unwilling to masturbate to the linked content

Amateur.


how much do you charge?
 
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