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2012-01-11 12:49:34 PM
Carl's Jr. readies sponsorships.
 
2012-01-11 12:54:08 PM
The American People are going to be expelled from having a say in their own government in favor of direct ownership of politicians by big business.
 
2012-01-11 01:02:09 PM
Aarontology: The American People are going to be expelled from having a say in their own government in favor of direct ownership of politicians by big business.

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt in '16
 
2012-01-11 01:16:55 PM
In a brief filed yesterday in the Fourth Circuit, the RNC argues that the federal ban on corporate donations is unconstitutional in large part because it applies across the board to all corporations:

Most corporations are not large entities waiting to flood the political system with contributions to curry influence. Most corporations are small businesses. As the Court noted in Citizens United, "more than 75% of corporations whose income is taxed under federal law have less than $1 million in receipts per year," while "96% of the 3 million businesses that belong to the U.S. Chamber of Commerce have fewer than 100 employees." While the concept of corporate contributions evokes images of organizations like Exxon or Halliburton, with large numbers of shareholders and large corporate treasuries, the reality is that most corporations in the United States are small businesses more akin to a neighborhood store. Yet § 441b does not distinguish between these different types of entities; under § 441b, a corporation is a corporation. As such, it is over-inclusive.


Meanwhile, in the Spockbeard universe:

In a brief filed yesterday in the Fourth Circuit, the RNC argues that the federal ban on corporate donations is unconstitutional in large part because it treats corporations differently based on arbitrary factors such as their size and net annual revenue:

"As the Court noted in Citizens United, corporations are juridical entities entitled to constitutional protections like any other person. Whether it is a large corporation like Exxon or Halliburton, or a small business akin to a neighborhood store, is irrelevant to the text of the equal protection clause of the 14th amendment to the United States Constitution. Yet § 441b unfairly distinguishes between these types of entities based on arbitrary distinctions. Under § 441b, a corporation is a corporation. As such, it is under-inclusive.
 
2012-01-11 01:21:15 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-11 01:31:16 PM
Why does everything seem to be wrong?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 01:43:10 PM
Aarontology: The American People are going to be expelled from having a say in their own government in favor of direct ownership of politicians by big business.

Well, it's like that in many countries.

Come to think of it, corporations are immortal immaterial beings with power over man and nature then they are very similar to God. Maybe God IS a corporation! There is no God but JehovahCorp and I am it's Prophet Profit.
 
2012-01-11 02:02:46 PM
The United States Government*

* A leisure service of AT&T
 
2012-01-11 02:49:17 PM
This is a great idea! And instead of having elections, candidates could literally race each other-
winner gets the job.

i105.photobucket.com

I look forward to President Earnhardt.
 
2012-01-11 02:58:47 PM
FloydA: This is a great idea! And instead of having elections, candidates could literally race each other-
winner gets the job.

[i105.photobucket.com image 520x378]

I look forward to President Earnhardt.


I do think politicians should all have to wear NASCAR style fire suits that have the logos of their major corporate sponsors proudly displayed
 
2012-01-11 03:10:13 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk:
I do think politicians should all have to wear NASCAR style fire suits that have the logos of their major corporate sponsors proudly displayed


It's not a bad idea, when you think about it. Sure, it would be tacky, but at least we would know who we are actually voting for.

Plus Air Force 1 and Marine 1 would be much more colorful.
 
2012-01-11 03:16:06 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I do think politicians should all have to wear NASCAR style fire suits that have the logos of their major corporate sponsors proudly displayed

I read this, and immediately thought "wow, that's actually a great idea". Then I realized that Chris Christie would win every election because of his superior availability of advertising space.
 
2012-01-11 03:33:20 PM
Will corporations have to prove US citizenship?
 
2012-01-11 03:49:01 PM
Tarkus: Will corporations have to prove US citizenship?

I'd be satisfied that corporations are people if Texas executed one.
 
2012-01-11 04:05:14 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I do think politicians should all have to wear NASCAR style fire suits that have the logos of their major corporate sponsors proudly displayed

Yeah, if we are going to sell democracy, we at least deserve this.
 
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2012-01-11 04:06:23 PM
WTF Indeed: Carl's Jr. readies sponsorships.

Carl's Jr. thinks you are an unfit voter.
 
2012-01-11 04:07:30 PM
DarnoKonrad: Why does everything seem to be wrong?

I keep having to ask this question of myself over, and over, and over. Moreso in the last several years than at any other time in my short life.
 
2012-01-11 04:07:45 PM
Next up... corporations can vote and their votes count eleventymillion times!!!
 
2012-01-11 04:08:36 PM
While the concept of corporate contributions evokes images of organizations like Exxon or Halliburton, with large numbers of shareholders and large corporate treasuries, the reality is that most corporations in the United States are small businesses more akin to a neighborhood store

And here I thought these businesses didn't have two nickles to rub together due to the socialisms and such.

I honestly can't see how they can ban this given their "money doesn't corrupt" stance.
 
2012-01-11 04:09:29 PM
Brawndo has what voters crave!
 
2012-01-11 04:09:34 PM
If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.
 
2012-01-11 04:10:39 PM
So there are actually people arguing that Citizen's United didn't go far enough? Geez, they're not even trying to hide it anymore are they?
 
2012-01-11 04:11:09 PM
make me some tea: DarnoKonrad: Why does everything seem to be wrong?

I keep having to ask this question of myself over, and over, and over. Moreso in the last several years than at any other time in my short life.


Probably because you are on the fark politics tab.

this place ain't exactly representative of reality and context.
 
2012-01-11 04:11:19 PM
FloydA: This is a great idea! And instead of having elections, candidates could literally race each other-
winner gets the job.

[i105.photobucket.com image 520x378]

I look forward to President Earnhardt.


I am thinking of a sport similar to The Long Walk.
 
2012-01-11 04:11:25 PM
What, small businesses are prohibited from forming PAC's to already contribute unlimited funds towards a candidate in a de facto manner? Small business owners can't contribute as individuals? What, is the current system of patronage, lobbying and revolving-door appointments simply not enough to appease the corporate executive overlords?
 
2012-01-11 04:11:39 PM
Look forward to? Jesus, after Deepwater Horizon does anyone really think we aren't all represented by President BP already?
 
2012-01-11 04:11:55 PM
Most corporations are not large entities waiting to flood the political system with contributions to curry influence. Most corporations are small businesses.

Look, if you want to use your corporation's money to fund a political campaign, just don't go public and retain sole ownership. Then any profits/extra cash are your personal property and you can spend it how you like.

But you're not allowed to donate other people's money to a political campaign, that's a giant breach of ethics and an abuse of the corporate charter for any corp but a PAC, which is explicitly incorporated for the purpose of such donations. Honestly, I disagree with the citizens united ruling saying that, as the executor of a corporation, you can spend other people's money on political advertising, but I at least see the rationale that you should be allowed to advertise causes that promote the business. But letting executors directly give your money to politicians that you as a stockholder may or may not support seems like it would be a step too far even for this court.
 
2012-01-11 04:12:05 PM
theknuckler_33: Next up... corporations can vote and their votes count eleventymillion times!!!

Nah, they'll get one vote for each shareholder and 3/5 vote per employee.
 
2012-01-11 04:13:53 PM
Wait, you mean to tell me that asshole who said Iraq's oil would pay for our war over there wasn't President British Petroleum?!
 
2012-01-11 04:14:11 PM
It was pretty clear to me when I read Citizen United that the rationale that they used was so broad and sweeping that it would inevitably be extended to direct contributions. If you accept that rationale, it's also a free speeh violation to ban direct corporate contributions. Next up are contribution limits altogether.

It's like no one remembers the period in our history called the Gilded Age, when Congressmen and Senators were openly bribed right in the halls of Congress.
 
2012-01-11 04:14:38 PM
Jim_Callahan:
But you're not allowed to donate other people's money to a political campaign, that's a giant breach of ethics and an abuse of the corporate charter for any corp but a PAC, .


so based on that, you are also against Unions donating money to political campaigns, right? right???
 
2012-01-11 04:15:03 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I thought unions and corporations were bound by the same laws?
 
2012-01-11 04:15:16 PM
I didn't even know Joe Barton was running for president.
 
2012-01-11 04:16:53 PM
theknuckler_33: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I thought unions and corporations were bound by the same laws?


nope.
 
2012-01-11 04:17:28 PM
Corporations are people. They are psychopaths, motivated solely by profit, with no ethical or moral grounding, and huge piles of cash. They are the sort of people that would normally be found in solitary confinement in maximum security prisons, but they are people, and they have rights.
 
2012-01-11 04:17:40 PM
Karma Curmudgeon: It was pretty clear to me when I read Citizen United that the rationale that they used was so broad and sweeping that it would inevitably be extended to direct contributions. If you accept that rationale, it's also a free speeh violation to ban direct corporate contributions. Next up are contribution limits altogether.

It's like no one remembers the period in our history called the Gilded Age, when Congressmen and Senators were openly bribed right in the halls of Congress.


Oh, they remember, all right, only they don't view it as a negative.
 
2012-01-11 04:18:06 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
"Rollerball" takes place in a world where corporations have replaced government. Rollerball teams, named after the cities in which they are based, are owned by the various global corporations. Energy Corporation sponsors the Houston team.
 
2012-01-11 04:18:13 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I fail to see the correlation. Those two entities have completely different purposes, goals, and motivations.
 
2012-01-11 04:18:17 PM
red5ish: They are psychopaths, motivated solely by profit, with no ethical or moral grounding, and huge piles of cash.

So, Newt Gingrich?
 
2012-01-11 04:19:22 PM
make me some tea: DarnoKonrad: Why does everything seem to be wrong?

I keep having to ask this question of myself over, and over, and over. Moreso in the last several years than at any other time in my short life.


It's farking sad when the Reagan administration -- you know, whose best hits included under-the-table dealing with the IRA, trading arms to Iran for hostages, propping up human rights-abusing tinpot dictators and drug lords in banana republics, violently suppressing popular revolutions against said tinpot dictators, supporting third-world kleptocracy, selling addictive drugs on American streets to fund previously-mentioned activities, pouring trillions of dollars into the military-industrial complex with no oversight or accountability and with little if anything to show for it, dismantling our country's mental health services industry at a time when our own veterans needed it more than ever and leaving said veterans on the streets with jack shiat to show for their service, bailing out family and party cabal members with taxpayer money to keep them from being indicted and convicted of federal crimes, I can go on but I think I made my point -- actually is a shining beacon of government transparency and accountability, and honest poltics, compared to the utterly incompetent clusterfark we have now.
 
2012-01-11 04:19:37 PM
theknuckler_33: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I thought unions and corporations were bound by the same laws?


They are, and Citizen's United applied the same way to both, and all the people who oppose CU would be perfectly happy to apply the same restrictions to both. tenpoundsoflyingbullshiat is just pushing far right disinformation, as per usual.
 
2012-01-11 04:19:37 PM
Tarkus: Will corporations have to prove US citizenship?

UPS will in Arizona
 
2012-01-11 04:19:41 PM
Jim_Callahan:

But you're not allowed to donate other people's money to a political campaign, that's a giant breach of ethics and an abuse of the corporate charter for any corp


That is nonsense.
The corporate charter is generally to do things to promote the benefit of the company.
If the company deems that donating to a political campaign, perhaps to get to lower corporate taxes as an example, or reduce regulations on the business, that is in line with the charter and not even close to an abuse.
 
2012-01-11 04:19:52 PM
Karma Curmudgeon: It was pretty clear to me when I read Citizen United that the rationale that they used was so broad and sweeping that it would inevitably be extended to direct contributions. If you accept that rationale, it's also a free speeh violation to ban direct corporate contributions. Next up are contribution limits altogether.

It's like no one remembers the period in our history called the Gilded Age, when Congressmen and Senators were openly bribed right in the halls of Congress.


We watched Boner do it. Cutting checks right there on the spot. Nobody seemed to care, I can't really understand why it's not more common.
 
2012-01-11 04:19:59 PM
Karma Curmudgeon: It's like no one remembers the period in our history called the Gilded Age, when Congressmen and Senators were openly bribed right in the halls of Congress.

Or, 1995, when Rep. John "Santa" Boehner handed out tobacco lobbyists' checks to fellow bought-and-paid-for congressmen on the House floor.
 
2012-01-11 04:20:55 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: theknuckler_33: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I thought unions and corporations were bound by the same laws?

They are, and Citizen's United applied the same way to both, and all the people who oppose CU would be perfectly happy to apply the same restrictions to both. tenpoundsoflyingbullshiat is just pushing far right disinformation, as per usual.


are you saying that prior to CU, that Unions were not able to donate money to campaigns? Really? That is what you believe?
 
2012-01-11 04:21:55 PM
Aarontology: The American People are going to be expelled from having a say in their own government in favor of direct ownership of politicians by big business.

Pffft!

A 4 or at most 8 year lease, then you junk'em.
 
2012-01-11 04:22:06 PM
Cagey B: Then I realized that Chris Christie would win every election because of his superior availability of advertising space.

This isn't a problem. Congressional aides can carry some sort of standard which shows the sponsorship.
 
2012-01-11 04:22:59 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: theknuckler_33: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I thought unions and corporations were bound by the same laws?

nope.


I realize it isn't the best reference in the world, but Wikipedia has the following statement:

"At the federal level, the primary source of campaign funds is individuals; political action committees are a distant second. Contributions from both are limited, and direct contributions from corporations and labor unions are prohibited."
 
2012-01-11 04:23:12 PM
birchman: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I fail to see the correlation. Those two entities have completely different purposes, goals, and motivations.


Made of people, meant to maximize profit for their shareholders....
 
2012-01-11 04:25:38 PM
Saiga410: birchman: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I fail to see the correlation. Those two entities have completely different purposes, goals, and motivations.

Made of people, meant to maximize profit for their shareholders....


Wow. Really? I mean, you're an idiot and an alt-troll, but really? That's the best you can do?

Corporate employee == working union member?

Working member of a union == shareholder of a company?
 
2012-01-11 04:27:10 PM
This won't stop until the citizenry starts shooting.
 
2012-01-11 04:29:09 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: A Dark Evil Omen: theknuckler_33: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I thought unions and corporations were bound by the same laws?

They are, and Citizen's United applied the same way to both, and all the people who oppose CU would be perfectly happy to apply the same restrictions to both. tenpoundsoflyingbullshiat is just pushing far right disinformation, as per usual.

are you saying that prior to CU, that Unions were not able to donate money to campaigns? Really? That is what you believe?


Unions cannot donate money to candidates.
 
2012-01-11 04:29:51 PM
I don't believe corporations to be so bad. That whole idea of limited liability (up to the amount you invested in the corporation) has really worked wonders for our country and economy. The issue with bad corporations is the people managing them, not the corporation (or its form) itself.
 
2012-01-11 04:30:59 PM
What someone serving under British Petroleum might look like.

nndb.com
 
2012-01-11 04:31:20 PM
theknuckler_33: tenpoundsofcheese: theknuckler_33: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I thought unions and corporations were bound by the same laws?

nope.

I realize it isn't the best reference in the world, but Wikipedia has the following statement:

"At the federal level, the primary source of campaign funds is individuals; political action committees are a distant second. Contributions from both are limited, and direct contributions from corporations and labor unions are prohibited."


I think the distinction is that the limitations apply to donations directly to the candidate or their campaign committee, who also must disclose their donors; the loophole is the large PACs can get unlimited funds with no disclosure and run ads in favor of a specific candidate.
 
2012-01-11 04:31:24 PM
Quagdingo: I don't believe corporations to be so bad. That whole idea of limited liability (up to the amount you invested in the corporation) has really worked wonders for our country and economy. The issue with bad corporations is the people managing them, not the corporation (or its form) itself.

Even if you believe that, how does it follow from that that corporations should be given endlessly expanded "rights" greater than actual people?
 
2012-01-11 04:31:45 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: Saiga410: birchman: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I fail to see the correlation. Those two entities have completely different purposes, goals, and motivations.

Made of people, meant to maximize profit for their shareholders....

Wow. Really? I mean, you're an idiot and an alt-troll, but really? That's the best you can do?

Corporate employee == working union member?

Working member of a union == shareholder of a company?


No, he is correct. The only word I would change is "shareholder" change to "stakeholder".

Stakeholder includes employees and investors.

You do know that some companies have working union members there, right?

In terms of lobbying politics, unions are the same as companies. They have an interest in getting better terms for the people that they work for. In a company those people include investors and employees.
 
2012-01-11 04:31:57 PM
Seems like the best read would be to take the courts "corporations are people" logic to its fullest extent and allow each corporation to donate right up to the limit allowed for individual people. However, I would say that the donations from the corporate "person" would mean that all officers of the corporation would be unable to donate. At that point it would be better if they all made personal donations and skipped the corporate donation, but they would always have that option.
 
2012-01-11 04:32:48 PM
Saiga410: birchman: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I fail to see the correlation. Those two entities have completely different purposes, goals, and motivations.

Made of people, meant to maximize profit for their shareholders....


Unions exist to protect rights of human beings.

Businesses exist to accumulate money.

One of these things is guaranteed by the constitution. The other is not.
 
2012-01-11 04:32:53 PM
EyeballKid: Boehner

HotWingConspiracy: Boner

True. Though technically, I think those checks were from his PAC, which took the money from big tobacco. I bring this up because that's also what 10lbs. doesn't understand about the old campaign finance system, corporate AND union money had to flow through PACs. And yes, unions and corporations are indeed subject to the same campaign fundraising laws. That is until CU changed the business of electioneering and disclosure.
 
2012-01-11 04:33:04 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Jim_Callahan:
But you're not allowed to donate other people's money to a political campaign, that's a giant breach of ethics and an abuse of the corporate charter for any corp but a PAC, .

so based on that, you are also against Unions donating money to political campaigns, right? right???


Yes. I'm also against unions being allowed to act as de-facto monopolies using exclusivity contracts, on a somewhat-related note. It all sort of flows from the same branch of the "abuse technicalities to leech financial support from people that may not actually support you" skill tree.

tenpoundsofcheese: The corporate charter is generally to do things to promote the benefit of the company.
If the company deems that donating to a political campaign, perhaps to get to lower corporate taxes as an example, or reduce regulations on the business, that is in line with the charter and not even close to an abuse.


That's the rationalization behind lobbying in general, yes, and to an extent it's legitimate-- but there's a big ethical line in the sand between schmoozing a sitting politician and funding a new political campaign. Honestly, were it up to me, the line would be placed so that spending money on political ads for politicians (indirect funding) crossed it, too.

But, obviously, I'm not in charge, so there's that.

//I have no problem with political ads regarding an issue, though. I just object to the "get our man in" attempts to corrupt the democratic process.
 
2012-01-11 04:33:18 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: Quagdingo: I don't believe corporations to be so bad. That whole idea of limited liability (up to the amount you invested in the corporation) has really worked wonders for our country and economy. The issue with bad corporations is the people managing them, not the corporation (or its form) itself.

Even if you believe that, how does it follow from that that corporations should be given endlessly expanded "rights" greater than actual people?


Oh it doesn't. Sometimes when I read arguments like a few in this thread, it seems people wish to do away with the 'corporation'. I do not want that.
 
2012-01-11 04:33:20 PM
President Gas is President Gas again.
 
2012-01-11 04:33:30 PM
Philip Francis Queeg: tenpoundsofcheese: A Dark Evil Omen: theknuckler_33: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I thought unions and corporations were bound by the same laws?

They are, and Citizen's United applied the same way to both, and all the people who oppose CU would be perfectly happy to apply the same restrictions to both. tenpoundsoflyingbullshiat is just pushing far right disinformation, as per usual.

are you saying that prior to CU, that Unions were not able to donate money to campaigns? Really? That is what you believe?

Unions cannot donate money to candidates.


They can do promote the candidates through advertising and campaigns. That is not a direct donation, but it is essentially a donation.
 
2012-01-11 04:33:51 PM
Karma Curmudgeon: It was pretty clear to me when I read Citizen United that the rationale that they used was so broad and sweeping that it would inevitably be extended to direct contributions. If you accept that rationale, it's also a free speeh violation to ban direct corporate contributions. Next up are contribution limits altogether.

It's like no one remembers the period in our history called the Gilded Age, when Congressmen and Senators were openly bribed right in the halls of Congress.


Yep, that was pretty much the point -- to knock down the ~25 years of precedent between Buckley and Citizens United and establish a new trajectory that leads into that direction.

You want to talk about "judicial activism" and how the American right really views it, right there's your #1 Case Example. Buckley reversed nearly 70 years of jurisprudence in the face of Congressional action and was lauded by the right, and Citizens United reversed the 25 years' of jurisprudence since Buckley in the face of Congressional action and was lauded by the right.
 
2012-01-11 04:34:00 PM
Guidette Frankentits: Tarkus: Will corporations have to prove US citizenship?

UPS will in Arizona


Ya veo lo que hice allí.

/¿Qué se puede hacer Marrón para usted?
 
2012-01-11 04:34:55 PM
Quagdingo: A Dark Evil Omen: Quagdingo: I don't believe corporations to be so bad. That whole idea of limited liability (up to the amount you invested in the corporation) has really worked wonders for our country and economy. The issue with bad corporations is the people managing them, not the corporation (or its form) itself.

Even if you believe that, how does it follow from that that corporations should be given endlessly expanded "rights" greater than actual people?

Oh it doesn't. Sometimes when I read arguments like a few in this thread, it seems people wish to do away with the 'corporation'. I do not want that.


Well, I'm opposed to corporate personhood and corporations with unlimited charters in entire, I think the entire premise is flawed and dangerous. But that is a separate and distinct discussion from this.
 
2012-01-11 04:34:56 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Philip Francis Queeg: tenpoundsofcheese: A Dark Evil Omen: theknuckler_33: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I thought unions and corporations were bound by the same laws?

They are, and Citizen's United applied the same way to both, and all the people who oppose CU would be perfectly happy to apply the same restrictions to both. tenpoundsoflyingbullshiat is just pushing far right disinformation, as per usual.

are you saying that prior to CU, that Unions were not able to donate money to campaigns? Really? That is what you believe?

Unions cannot donate money to candidates.

They can do promote the candidates through advertising and campaigns. That is not a direct donation, but it is essentially a donation.


So you were right, except for the fact that you were wrong.
 
2012-01-11 04:35:26 PM
At least we would have some visibility to the money trail. With these 'Super PACs', corporations are able to donate millions towards campaigns under the table.
 
2012-01-11 04:36:00 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Philip Francis Queeg: tenpoundsofcheese: A Dark Evil Omen: theknuckler_33: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I thought unions and corporations were bound by the same laws?

They are, and Citizen's United applied the same way to both, and all the people who oppose CU would be perfectly happy to apply the same restrictions to both. tenpoundsoflyingbullshiat is just pushing far right disinformation, as per usual.

are you saying that prior to CU, that Unions were not able to donate money to campaigns? Really? That is what you believe?

Unions cannot donate money to candidates.

They can do promote the candidates through advertising and campaigns. That is not a direct donation, but it is essentially a donation.


So you were lying. Got it.
 
2012-01-11 04:36:29 PM
birchman: So you were lying. Got it.

It's kind of the thing he does.
 
2012-01-11 04:37:34 PM
Shaggy_C: At least we would have some visibility to the money trail. With these 'Super PACs', corporations are able to donate millions towards campaigns under the table.

You kidding me? if the courts stood behind the idea corporations ought to be able to be unrestricted in hard money contribution, an argument that corporations and candidates have an extant right to privacy is very soon behind.
 
2012-01-11 04:39:00 PM
Republicans never fight for anything that won't translate directly to more control being handed over to multinational corporate interests, and fewer rights for Americans. It went from being their job to being their passion.
 
2012-01-11 04:39:24 PM
that bosnian sniper: You kidding me? if the courts stood behind the idea corporations ought to be able to be unrestricted in hard money contribution, an argument that corporations and candidates have an extant right to privacy is very soon behind.

One of the key parts of the CU decision was that the Supreme Court was imploring the Congress to pass new laws requiring that all donations be publicly available. Of course, with the Republicans taking the House and still filibustering the Senate, it was a non-starter. Don't blame the courts for this fark up.
 
2012-01-11 04:40:22 PM
Ask not what British Petroleum can do for you, ask what you can do for British Petroleum.
 
2012-01-11 04:41:03 PM
Philip Francis Queeg: Ask not what British Petroleum can do for you, ask what you can do for to British Petroleum.
 
2012-01-11 04:41:19 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: Working member of a union == shareholder of a company?

A union is a corporation composed of laborers whose purpose is to contract their labor to another company, in fact if not in name, so sure, why not. Since in a proper union each member gets a vote and has a financial stake, describing them as shareholders seems reasonable, in that it's the literal truth of the matter.

I have absolutely no idea what the actual nomeclature for it is, though, and I think that they're "not a corporation" in the sense that they're governed by a different set of laws in most cases than those that cover proportional-ownership-based corporations. But in the literal sense of what a corporation is, they're corporations.

//The non-member-owned version of a Union would be a private third-party labor contractor, like a temp agency or a construction contractor.
 
2012-01-11 04:41:27 PM
Shaggy_C: that bosnian sniper: You kidding me? if the courts stood behind the idea corporations ought to be able to be unrestricted in hard money contribution, an argument that corporations and candidates have an extant right to privacy is very soon behind.

One of the key parts of the CU decision was that the Supreme Court was imploring the Congress to pass new laws requiring that all donations be publicly available. Of course, with the Republicans taking the House and still filibustering the Senate, it was a non-starter. Don't blame the courts for this fark up.


You can definitely blame the Courts. They could have decided CU on very narrow grounds, but instead went for the widest possible and overturned 25 years of precedent.
 
2012-01-11 04:42:52 PM
Shaggy_C: At least we would have some visibility to the money trail. With these 'Super PACs', corporations are able to donate millions towards campaigns under the table.

And after they get rid of direct donations limits, they'll set themselves to start dismantling disclosure. So Soros can give eleventy billion dollars to buy as much of Congress as he can.*

/this sentence is written in teabagger, which, translated to reality, means the Koch Brothers
 
2012-01-11 04:43:11 PM
Shaggy_C: One of the key parts of the CU decision was that the Supreme Court was imploring the Congress to pass new laws requiring that all donations be publicly available. Of course, with the Republicans taking the House and still filibustering the Senate, it was a non-starter. Don't blame the courts for this fark up.

Um, if the courts made a decision based on the assumption of future laws rather than the laws as they existed when the decision was made, then yeah that's a fark up you can blame on the courts.
 
2012-01-11 04:43:16 PM
qorkfiend: theknuckler_33: I realize it isn't the best reference in the world, but Wikipedia has the following statement:

"At the federal level, the primary source of campaign funds is individuals; political action committees are a distant second. Contributions from both are limited, and direct contributions from corporations and labor unions are prohibited."

I think the distinction is that the limitations apply to donations directly to the candidate or their campaign committee, who also must disclose their donors; the loophole is the large PACs can get unlimited funds with no disclosure and run ads in favor of a specific candidate.


No, I understand that. I was addressing the idea that corporations are held to a different legal standard than unions.
 
2012-01-11 04:44:15 PM
Jim_Callahan: A Dark Evil Omen: Working member of a union == shareholder of a company?

A union is a corporation composed of laborers whose purpose is to contract their labor to another company, in fact if not in name, so sure, why not. Since in a proper union each member gets a vote and has a financial stake, describing them as shareholders seems reasonable, in that it's the literal truth of the matter.

I have absolutely no idea what the actual nomeclature for it is, though, and I think that they're "not a corporation" in the sense that they're governed by a different set of laws in most cases than those that cover proportional-ownership-based corporations. But in the literal sense of what a corporation is, they're corporations.

//The non-member-owned version of a Union would be a private third-party labor contractor, like a temp agency or a construction contractor.


Except that there's real, important substantive differences, like equal voting rights as opposed to voting shares and democratic governance.

It is exactly not analogous to corporate shareholders in the same way that the political situation of medieval peasants is not (or at least, is not supposed to be) analogous to citizens in a democratic republic.
 
2012-01-11 04:44:42 PM
tenpoundsofcheese: Philip Francis Queeg: tenpoundsofcheese: A Dark Evil Omen: theknuckler_33: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I thought unions and corporations were bound by the same laws?

They are, and Citizen's United applied the same way to both, and all the people who oppose CU would be perfectly happy to apply the same restrictions to both. tenpoundsoflyingbullshiat is just pushing far right disinformation, as per usual.

are you saying that prior to CU, that Unions were not able to donate money to campaigns? Really? That is what you believe?

Unions cannot donate money to candidates.

They can do promote the candidates through advertising and campaigns. That is not a direct donation, but it is essentially a donation.


So do corporations. What were you complaining about exactly?
 
2012-01-11 04:45:13 PM
Let's just drop the charade. Every 2 years, the presidency and each seat in the house and senate are auctioned off to the highest bidder. The winning bidder may appoint whomever they choose to fill the seat. It wouldn't be that different than it is now, except that: 1.) it would be more honest, 2.) it would help raise money for the government, and 3.) we wouldn't have to put up with the debates, endless phone calls, and non-stop political ads every 2 freaking years.
 
2012-01-11 04:45:17 PM
British Petroleum hasn't existed since the late 90s since it merged with a bunch of American companies. Now it's just 'BP'.

Please continue.
 
2012-01-11 04:46:03 PM
Jim_Callahan: A union is a corporation composed of laborers whose purpose is to contract their labor to another company, in fact if not in name, so sure, why not. Since in a proper union each member gets a vote and has a financial stake, describing them as shareholders seems reasonable, in that it's the literal truth of the matter.

"Yeah, it's not a corporation in the literal sense of the word, or any definition at all, but unions involve money and people, and since corporations also involve money and people, describing them as corporations seems reasonable to me. Also, theme-parks involve money and people, so unions are also basically theme-parks."
 
2012-01-11 04:48:42 PM
I support this only because it will fully remove the illusion that we are wholly owned by corporations.

/"At least black people new they were slaves, however you remain clueless." - Doug Stanhope
 
2012-01-11 04:49:34 PM
Shaggy_C: One of the key parts of the CU decision was that the Supreme Court was imploring the Congress to pass new laws requiring that all donations be publicly available. Of course, with the Republicans taking the House and still filibustering the Senate, it was a non-starter. Don't blame the courts for this fark up.

Yeah, Part IV, the one that also upheld BCRA's existing disclosure requirement. The one that was only added to the opinion because Stevens, Ginsburg, Breyer and Sotomayor joined Kennedy while the rest was decided by Scalia, Roberts, Alito, and Thomas joining Kennedy.

That doesn't paint a pretty picture for establishing precedent with strong footing. Honestly, in that atmosphere it's probably better for Congress to have not acted to strengthen disclosure requirements from the standpoint of an advocate of government transparency and accountability, since by doing nothing there's no basis for a later challenge along the lines I mentioned.
 
2012-01-11 04:51:40 PM
LouDobbsAwaaaay: Um, if the courts made a decision based on the assumption of future laws rather than the laws as they existed when the decision was made, then yeah that's a fark up you can blame on the courts.

It's not their job to manage the slippery slope...
 
2012-01-11 04:54:00 PM
theknuckler_33: tenpoundsofcheese: Philip Francis Queeg: tenpoundsofcheese: A Dark Evil Omen: theknuckler_33: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I thought unions and corporations were bound by the same laws?

They are, and Citizen's United applied the same way to both, and all the people who oppose CU would be perfectly happy to apply the same restrictions to both. tenpoundsoflyingbullshiat is just pushing far right disinformation, as per usual.

are you saying that prior to CU, that Unions were not able to donate money to campaigns? Really? That is what you believe?

Unions cannot donate money to candidates.

They can do promote the candidates through advertising and campaigns. That is not a direct donation, but it is essentially a donation.

So do corporations. What were you complaining about exactly?


I wouldn't expect to see him in this thread again after the smackdown he just got.
 
2012-01-11 04:58:45 PM
The Republican National Committee is not aware of any publicly held entity that has a direct financial interest in this case.

I lol'd.
 
2012-01-11 05:01:19 PM
FTFA: Moreover, nothing prevents one corporation from owning another corporation. For this reason, a Wall Street tycoon who wanted to give as much as a billion dollars to fund a campaign could do so simply by creating a series of shell corporations that exist for the sole purpose of evading the ban on massive dollar donations to candidates.

If corporations are people, wouldn't one corporation "owning" another constitute slavery and thus be illegal?
 
2012-01-11 05:02:57 PM
Saiga410: birchman: tenpoundsofcheese: If Unions can give to candidates, so should businesses.

I fail to see the correlation. Those two entities have completely different purposes, goals, and motivations.

Made of people, meant to maximize profit for their shareholders....


Soilent Green?
 
2012-01-11 05:03:07 PM
that bosnian sniper: That doesn't paint a pretty picture for establishing precedent with strong footing.

That's not to mention the fact the next three Justices to go between age and health will likely be Ginsburg, Breyer and Kennedy (Scalia's in good health and let's face it, he's going to hold that seat until the day he dies). That's two Justices on the liberal wing, and the swing vote. Obama has to get a second term and replace both Ginsburg and Breyer, and net one additional appointment, to ensure ground's held against Citizens United let alone look at reversing it.
 
2012-01-11 05:03:25 PM
There's no reason why you'd think this is a good idea unless you want corporations to buy elections.
 
2012-01-11 05:04:32 PM
"I'll believe that corporations are people when Texas executes one." -- Bill Moyers
crooksandliars.com
 
2012-01-11 05:05:26 PM
Idiocracy again establishes itself to be future history, not fiction.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-11 05:07:35 PM
Why is it as a stockholder they are allowed to take my money to fund a politician I don't like?

They are using other people's money for politics!! Much of that money is from foreign nationalists.
 
2012-01-11 05:07:39 PM
We served under President British Petroleum from 2001-2009.
 
2012-01-11 05:09:15 PM
i.usatoday.net

Has more "Free Speech" in US elections than anyone in this thread does.
 
2012-01-11 05:09:56 PM
dahmers love zombie: Idiocracy again establishes itself to be future history, not fiction.

[i.imgur.com image 320x240]


Man, I hate how people denigrate President Camacho. The man was interested in improving things, and when he found the right person for the job of helping solve the country's problems he went, got him, and gave him all the help he needed.

I only wish we had Camacho,
 
2012-01-11 05:10:36 PM
Some day we'll all look back and remark how citizen's united was the death blow to our once great nation.
 
2012-01-11 05:11:50 PM
Corvus: [i.usatoday.net image 490x553]

Has more "Free Speech" in US elections than anyone everyone in this thread added together does.


FTFM.
 
2012-01-11 05:12:23 PM
That does it. Fark private campaign funding entirely. Public funding only.
 
2012-01-11 05:13:11 PM
s1ugg0: Some day we'll all look back and remark how citizen's united was the death blow to our once great nation.

We were already bleeding out from thousands of wounds from the same corporate sword.
 
2012-01-11 05:14:51 PM
blahpers: s1ugg0: Some day we'll all look back and remark how citizen's united was the death blow to our once great nation.

We were already bleeding out from thousands of wounds from the same corporate sword.


I was a democracy like you, until I took Citizen's United to the knee.
 
2012-01-11 05:16:02 PM
qorkfiend: blahpers: s1ugg0: Some day we'll all look back and remark how citizen's united was the death blow to our once great nation.

We were already bleeding out from thousands of wounds from the same corporate sword.

I was a democracy like you, until I took Citizen's United to the knee.


You see those corporations from Dubai? They've got curved swords.

Curved.

Swords.
 
2012-01-11 05:17:39 PM
Corvus: Corvus: [i.usatoday.net image 490x553]

Has more "Free Speech" in US elections than anyone everyone in this thread added together does.

FTFM.


Speak for youself.
 
2012-01-11 05:18:34 PM
Saiga410: Corvus: Corvus: [i.usatoday.net image 490x553]

Has more "Free Speech" in US elections than anyone everyone in this thread added together does.

FTFM.

Speak for youself.


Ah, willful self-delusion: The hallmark of the conservative.
 
2012-01-11 05:19:12 PM
Saiga410: Corvus: Corvus: [i.usatoday.net image 490x553]

Has more "Free Speech" in US elections than anyone everyone in this thread added together does.

FTFM.

Speak for youself.


You have billions in stock of US companies?
 
2012-01-11 05:20:55 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: qorkfiend: blahpers: s1ugg0: Some day we'll all look back and remark how citizen's united was the death blow to our once great nation.

We were already bleeding out from thousands of wounds from the same corporate sword.

I was a democracy like you, until I took Citizen's United to the knee.

You see those corporations from Dubai? They've got curved swords.

Curved.

Swords.


A politician might get aroused nervous when a corporation person approaches with their checkbook drawn.
 
2012-01-11 05:28:44 PM
So instead of CSPAN being the cable industry's gift to America, the Federal Government will be the oil industry's gift to America.
 
2012-01-11 05:34:09 PM
qorkfiend: red5ish: They are psychopaths, motivated solely by profit, with no ethical or moral grounding, and huge piles of cash.

So, Newt Gingrich?


Almost. Newt Gingrich, LLC.
 
2012-01-11 05:37:59 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: birchman: So you were lying. Got it.

It's kind of the thing he does.


Naw, you mean it's how he roll.
Like a ten pound wheel of cheese.
 
2012-01-11 05:38:03 PM
To be an american corporation you have to employ a majority of american workers right? Or is a headquarters at a strip mall in sandusky with your workforce in china sufficient?
 
2012-01-11 05:40:41 PM
dahmers love zombie: Idiocracy again establishes itself to be future history, not fiction.

:'(
R.I.P., U.S.A.
 
2012-01-11 05:42:36 PM
that bosnian sniper: A Dark Evil Omen: qorkfiend: blahpers: s1ugg0: Some day we'll all look back and remark how citizen's united was the death blow to our once great nation.

We were already bleeding out from thousands of wounds from the same corporate sword.

I was a democracy like you, until I took Citizen's United to the knee.

You see those corporations from Dubai? They've got curved swords.

Curved.

Swords.

A politician might get aroused nervous when a corporation person approaches with their checkbook drawn.


Psst. I know who you are. Hail Money.
 
2012-01-11 05:42:40 PM
LarryDan43: To be an american corporation you have to employ a majority of american workers right? Or is a headquarters at a strip mall in sandusky with your workforce in china sufficient?

As long as you give the govt 35% of your profit each year you can be considered an american corporation.
 
2012-01-11 05:42:55 PM
I hope they get their way. At this point it's going to be faster and easier to rebuild rather than correct.
 
2012-01-11 05:46:18 PM
Saiga410: LarryDan43: To be an american corporation you have to employ a majority of american workers right? Or is a headquarters at a strip mall in sandusky with your workforce in china sufficient?

As long as you give the govt 35% of your profit each year you can be considered an american corporation.


Yes, those "crippling" taxes that less than a third pay (new window).
 
2012-01-11 05:47:23 PM
TV's Vinnie: "I'll believe that corporations are people when Texas executes one." -- Bill Moyers
[crooksandliars.com image 216x291]


Need to make this into a tshirt, with an image of a guy in a cowboy hat, possibly looking like Rick Perry, executing someone with an electric chair or a gallows.

Hanging would probably work best.
 
2012-01-11 05:50:35 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: Saiga410: LarryDan43: To be an american corporation you have to employ a majority of american workers right? Or is a headquarters at a strip mall in sandusky with your workforce in china sufficient?

As long as you give the govt 35% of your profit each year you can be considered an american corporation.

Yes, those "crippling" taxes that less than a third pay (new window).


Point missed.

You pay 35% on profits you are an american corporation. 34%.... nope you are not.
 
2012-01-11 05:51:35 PM
Saiga410: A Dark Evil Omen: Saiga410: LarryDan43: To be an american corporation you have to employ a majority of american workers right? Or is a headquarters at a strip mall in sandusky with your workforce in china sufficient?

As long as you give the govt 35% of your profit each year you can be considered an american corporation.

Yes, those "crippling" taxes that less than a third pay (new window).

Point missed.

You pay 35% on profits you are an american corporation. 34%.... nope you are not.


Except, as the article I linked proves, that is complete and utter bullshiat. It should be true, but isn't.
 
2012-01-11 05:55:26 PM
LarryDan43: strip mall in sandusky

'Strip mall' in Sandusky, huh?
www.diyfather.com

Will you Penn State apologists never stop trying to defend this guy?
 
2012-01-11 05:57:27 PM
dahmers love zombie: Idiocracy again establishes itself to be future history, not fiction.

[i.imgur.com image 320x240]


Exactly....Mike Judge must be a witch/warlock...whatever
 
2012-01-11 05:58:00 PM
Saiga410: You pay 35% on profits you are an american corporation. 34%.... nope you are not.

Okay, fine.

If you're supposed to pay 35% in profits, but don't because you employ an army of accountants, tax attorneys, lobbyists, "buddies" in the IRS, and hedge fund managers to employ every write-off, loophole, and tax shelter in the book to in fact pay 0% in profits, you are an American corporation.
 
2012-01-11 06:13:04 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: Except that there's real, important substantive differences, like equal voting rights as opposed to voting shares and democratic governance.

Neither of which disqualify something from being a corporation. There are plenty of private corporations with non-proportional ownership and voting schemes of various kinds, including the "one man, one vote" and user control systems. Any corporation with "cooperative" in the name would be a good example of the latter. There are also plenty with "one share, one vote" systems where the shareholders are distinct from the users of the service, but still don't have power in proportion to their investment.

Basically, you're drawing distinctions that don't exist, I expect from your emotional need for the political narrative to have a "bad guy" you can be basically philosophically opposed to. Quit it, incorporation has no moral value one way or the other and corporations can go light side as easily as the other way. Unions being corporations doesn't make them magically eeeeevil and if they weren't corporations it wouldn't automatically put them on the side of freedom, justice, and bacon.
 
2012-01-11 06:28:01 PM
FloydA: This is a great idea! And instead of having elections, candidates could literally race each other-
winner gets the job.

[i105.photobucket.com image 520x378]

I look forward to President Earnhardt.


Ya like he has any change...

/more likely another Johnson Administration...
//TERM LIMITS!!!
 
2012-01-11 06:28:56 PM
who, Obama?
 
2012-01-11 06:36:55 PM
Wish they would stop pussyfooting around and just say that only people who are wealthy are the only ones who can vote. We all know they're thinking it.
 
2012-01-11 06:44:59 PM
FTFA:Most corporations are not large entities waiting to flood the political system with contributions to curry influence. Most corporations are small businesses.

I'm not worried about most corporations exploiting this. I'm worried about the few that are large entities waiting to buy blocks of Federal Government off every 2, 4 or 6 years depending on the seats.
 
2012-01-11 07:06:41 PM
And come to think of it, why do we bother letting anyone other than the landed gentry vote? It's not like any of them have an ACTUAL stake in this country, right?

/One dollar = One vote. That's fair, right?
 
2012-01-11 07:30:55 PM
Benni K Rok: FTFA:Most corporations are not large entities waiting to flood the political system with contributions to curry influence. Most corporations are small businesses.

I'm not worried about most corporations exploiting this. I'm worried about the few that are large entities waiting to buy blocks of Federal Government off every 2, 4 or 6 years depending on the seats.


My thoughts exactly.

Most people aren't psychotic murderers either. That does not mean there's no need to restrict the behaviors of those few who are.
 
2012-01-11 08:06:27 PM
The Life Of Brian: Ya like he has any change...

President Earnhardt: he'll be the brick wall of deficit spending.
 
2012-01-11 09:34:33 PM
So instead of just lobbying, now Chinese and Israeli companies can simply BUY their own Congresscritters!

For a party as historically xenophobic as the Republicans, you'd think they wouldn't be so eager to let any multinational group with a checkbook buy influence in our elections.

Money wins the day, I suppose.
 
2012-01-11 10:26:49 PM
Seriously, every one of you who thought the Citizens United ruling was a good idea needs a slap.

If you thought it protected free speech, you deserve two.
 
2012-01-11 10:55:57 PM
img28.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-12 12:16:56 AM
If foreign companies can donate unlimited amounts of cash, shouldn't foreigners be allowed to vote, too?

Maybe everyone should get one vote for each dollar they donate. Donate a million and get a million votes.

Only seems fair.
 
2012-01-12 12:19:38 AM
HotWingConspiracy: Karma Curmudgeon: It was pretty clear to me when I read Citizen United that the rationale that they used was so broad and sweeping that it would inevitably be extended to direct contributions. If you accept that rationale, it's also a free speeh violation to ban direct corporate contributions. Next up are contribution limits altogether.

It's like no one remembers the period in our history called the Gilded Age, when Congressmen and Senators were openly bribed right in the halls of Congress.

We watched Boner do it. Cutting checks right there on the spot. Nobody seemed to care, I can't really understand why it's not more common.


Dinglefutz John Boehner

In June 1995, Boehner distributed campaign contributions from tobacco industry lobbyists on the House floor as House members were weighing how to vote on tobacco subsidies.[19] In a 1996 documentary by PBS called The People and the Power Game, Boehner said "They asked me to give out a half dozen checks quickly before we got to the end of the month and I complied. And I did it on the House floor."

On September 18, 2008, Congressman Boehner attended a closed meeting with congressional leaders, then-Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, and was urged to craft legislation to help financially troubled banks. That same day (trade effective the next day), Congressman Boehner cashed out of an equity mutual fund.[31]

On October 3, 2008 Boehner voted in favor of the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP),[32] believing that the enumerated powers grant Congress the authority to "purchase assets and equity from financial institutions in order to strengthen its financial sector."
 
2012-01-12 09:51:16 PM
Well of COURSE the majority of businesses in America are small business. That's not the point. The point is the SIZE of the business, not the number. Quality over quantity, assholes.
 
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