dittybopper: This is the worse Taco related crime in the history of mankind.

Oh my.

Honestly, I thought this was going to be an article about Taco Bell's menu.

It's been decided. I'm making pulled pork tacos tonight.

Aw man, I thought this was gonna be like,

1. Frito burrito
2. Crunch wrap supreme
3. Two dollar box
Etc...

Tacos rule...


From the local mercado..al pastor with cilantro y onion.

Kali-Yuga: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]

Thank you.

kiwimoogle84: For some reason I expected more lesbians. *ducks*

1. Me too.
2. Glad to see you here.

giggity

Taco related crimes (new window)

Florida tag needed? I spotted 8 of the 30 from there.

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: For some reason I expected more lesbians. *ducks*

1. Me too.
2. Glad to see you here.

Or lesbian ducks, now that I think about it...

/do they have tacos?
//you too :)

Nope, just a little quack.

This thread is worthless without a Foobies tag.

We now live in an age where news from all over the world is delivered to us in the comfort of our own homes, within minutes of it happening, with audio and video, in whatever language we understand. Automated news aggregation allows us to subscribe to topics, getting alerts and messages - sometimes via mobile phone -when something happens we have an interest in, and software is smart enough to suggest things that we may also enjoy even if we haven't specifically said so.

We are at a technological pinnacle of communication and information management that has never before been achieved, and sometimes it takes a shock to make one look back down the path we took and realize how far we've come.

Today, that shock comes courtesy of the fact that we can now provide demanding news consumers with a list of the top 30 taco related crimes.

Link (new window)

The majority of assaults with food items happened in Florida or California? Shocking!

I was expecting the Dion Rayford incident, but I guess that really was more of a Chalupa-related crime.

Maud Dib: Tacos rule...


From the local mercado..al pastor with cilantro y onion.

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daaaamn...con cerveza?

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: For some reason I expected more lesbians. *ducks*

1. Me too.
2. Glad to see you here.

Or lesbian ducks, now that I think about it...

/do they have tacos?
//you too :)

Nope, just a little quack.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

I like where this is going.

FirstNationalBastard: List fails without that scumbag who tried to pay at Taco Bell with two-dollar bills.

Everyone knows there's no such thing as a Two-Dollar bill!

Paging fnorgby... wherever you are....

Fails without the granddaddy of all taco related crimes.

It happened in LA a coupla months ago... two guys got into a machete fight in the back of a moving taco truck. The truck crashed into a line of parked cars, smashing them underneath each other. One guy got stabbed, the other guy walked out with the bloody machete, hulked out through a police taze, and then was shot to death. The other dude survived.

No source, unfortunately; I saw it on the TV news.

FirstNationalBastard: List fails without that scumbag who tried to pay at Taco Bell with two-dollar bills.

Everyone knows there's no such thing as a Two-Dollar bill!

----- I was rushing in to post a $2 bill pic.
NEVERMIND!

Gordian Cipher: In other news, some taco trucks apparently keep machetes in the back.

I saw that movie. It was pretty neat.

IXI Jim IXI: Do we really need another Sarah Palin thread?

LeroyBourne: It's been decided. I'm making pulled pork tacos tonight.

it's decided im pulling my pork after eating tacos tonight.

Taco Bell IS a crime...against tacos.

Tacos Tacos Tacos

Paging Uchiha_Cycliste to thread number #687220, Uchiha_Cycliste to thread #687220, please.

It's weird how I remember certain fark concepts being associated with specific people, all without the use of farky. Hell, I even remembered the login correctly.

did someone say tacos?


I think I heard someone say tacos!

Zafler: Paging Uchiha_Cycliste to thread number #687220, Uchiha_Cycliste to thread #687220, please.

It's weird how I remember certain fark concepts being associated with specific people, all without the use of farky. Hell, I even remembered the login correctly.

DjangoStonereaver: Pre-emptive Sarah Palin reference:

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