Keep the coroner on Line 2 until she can cough up about a hundred more pounds of blubber.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Cass Elliot green with envy

DAMMIT!

Still no cure for tuberculosis

It was inoperable but she could cough it up?

6 kids ? I bet she has a chuff like a hippo's yawn.

How can they say it is in-operable before they did any scans?

Good God, what's wrong with her tongue? It looks like she had it bifurcated and then it grew back together. Euw.

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Here you go, boys. Fap away.

I made the mistake of reading that article, and laying eyes on that picture.

Not a man, but I have to say I'm sorta nauseated now. Grooooosssssssss. MUST COUNTERACT!

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There, much better.

Thank you.... I was getting ill

Did someone say bon bons?

Does this have anything to do with HPV in the throat causing the cancer?

big pig peaches; Would you operate on that?

Reminds me of your mom

Before I pass away I'm going to force a cough fit.
Maybe It'll prolong my life a while. Hacking up death! Who knew!

what a puked up tumor may look like

I know there are a lot of British farkers around here. I know lots of you assholes make fun of Americans and our eating habits.

All I seem to remember anymore is fat pictures in the daily mail. I think to myself, "Oh look... another 46st hottie...(vomit)"

so whats the deal? Not much else to do on the island over there but eat?

you bad toothed fatties

a) Why is her tongue split?
b) Why was it inoperable if it was so easily dislodged?

That is one rough looking 37 year old. She must smoke truck tires on a daily basis and her diet it is probably anything in the extra value meal.

Ta daa!

Boy, I fail at English today.

Weird hyphenation makes me laugh. Laughable man! Ha!

She had no choice but to cough it up. The NHS would have had her on a ten year waiting list.

jaymanchu: Boy, I fail at English today.

Don't feel bad. The English fail at english much more often than you probably ever will.

"It looked like a strip of liver. I didn't really think too much about it and threw it away."

You coughed up a piece of meat and didn't think much about it?

Couldn't stand that squeaking.

SOCIALIZED MEDICINE!!!!!!

FTA: Mother of six

Are they still inside her?

How on earth was the tumor "inoperable" but able to be removed by coughing??? If you can cough something up, your doctor can sure as shiat pull out an endoscope and cut it out without even an overnight stay!

Exactly, and if she tore the thing loose coughing how many cancer cells are in loose in her system now. She didn't save herself from chemo, she increased the amount she needs.

And if she threw it away how did they test it to see it was cancerous in the first place.

The Daily Fail lives up to it's name, yet again...

I am at work, so I cannot post a picture of John Goodman coughing up a brain tumor.

/Obscure?

ShamanGator: And if she threw it away how did they test it to see it was cancerous in the first place.

She threw out the first thing she coughed up. The second thing she coughed up was much bigger, so she brought that one to the doctor.

I'm sure she's very concerned about her health. I, for one, am glad that the tax payers will cover her costly medical treatments; the ones she clearly deserves.

Great, Rosanne Barr has a younger sister in the UK.

She threw out the first thing she coughed up. The second thing she coughed up was much bigger, so she brought that one to the doctor.

Sorry lost interest & didnt read that far.

"Not cool, subby."

Step One: Woman coughs up cancerous tumor
Step Two: Doctor examined, concludes it's malignant, assumes there's more inside of her - and this is the type of cancer that's inoperable, hence tells her she has inoperable cancer
Step Three: Doctor later finds that there are no more tumors in her body (but if there were, they'd be inoperable)
Step Four: Farkers are confused by a simple to understand article

/Step Five: Profit??