I would take all three of them and I'd let them use their hands.

Nurses are awesome. I've been telling you guys this for years.

Further proof that, regardless of what you see in the movies, CPR will only keep blood flowing to your brain, but unless you find a defibrillator, you dead.

pictures were a disappointment - was hoping to see MILFs in short shorts and halter tops.

Most of the soccer moms I used to see were land whales, now though they have been looking more and more like this. I really need to borrow my brother or sisters kids.

Not bad for coon-asses.

The middle one looks like some on I farked a few years back.

"Did I say heart attack? I meant hard attack. Resuscitate lower and faster!"

they'll do...

one....dammit

I'd throw it in

Higher res for greater fappability:

middle soccer mom is hip with her circle scarf.

/all the rage in H.S.

(Pedant alert) These are most likely not the three moms in question. They just searched Facebook for "Rhonda Zeringue" and inserted her current profile picture. One of those three people is (probably) Rhonda Zeringue, and the other two could be anyone.

i'll take the one on the left

Yes. Yes. Yes.

bikerbob59: The middle one on the left looks like some one I farked a few years back.

FTFM
/but she's taller than the little minx I was dating.

Yes Please.

FTA: Manor said the last thing he remembers before regaining consciousness Thursday is a Terrebonne High soccer practice.

More like Terre boner

Fairly certain that only one of the three pictured is the soccer mom "Rhonda Zeringue". Being that if she graduated high school in 1983 as her supposed Facebook page says, that would have her being around 47 years old. Probably the woman on the right.
On the other hand, it might also be this Rhonda Zeringue (pops) who is also affiliated with Nicholls State University (same as the first purported one). Unfortuately, this latter one seems more the soccer mom type.

/carry on, carry on

Evolution2001: Fairly certain that only one of the three pictured is the soccer mom "Rhonda Zeringue". Being that if she graduated high school in 1983 as her supposed Facebook page says, that would have her being around 47 years old. Probably the woman on the right.
On the other hand, it might also be this Rhonda Zeringue (pops) who is also affiliated with Nicholls State University (same as the first purported one). Unfortuately, this latter one seems more the soccer mom type.

/carry on, carry on

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Do not fap to this story if you are not healthy enough for sexual activity.

eagles95: i'll take the one on the left

Pretty sure there is a Joisey license plate on the backside there

Why do they all have shovel chins?

"Even with the constant CPR, firefighters still had to use an automatic electronic defibrillator to bring Manor's heart back to life."

That's not how it works. CPR will not "fix" V-Tach/ V-Fib. You don't use an AED because CPR didn't do the job.

//Push hard
//Push Fast

Plexo: Why do they all have shovel chins?

Nad rests.

Plexo: Why do they all have shovel chins?

"... Mr. Manor has scheduled additional heart attacks for Tuesday, Thursday, and possibly around noon on Saturday."

Eudeyrn: Higher res for greater fappability:

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simusid: "Even with the constant CPR, firefighters still had to use an automatic electronic defibrillator to bring Manor's heart back to life."

That's not how it works. CPR will not "fix" V-Tach/ V-Fib. You don't use an AED because CPR didn't do the job.

//Push hard
//Push Fast

Should have read "Because of the constant CPR, Manor still has a brain left after the firefighters used an AED to restart his heart."

So you have the wannabe biker chick with the Jersey Shore fetish. The former cheerleader who wears scarves to hide thet fact that her bewbs have re-alinged themselves in the fight against gravity. Annnnnnd the average girl who was the best lay on any campus in 3 states....the one who "could suck a tennis ball thru 1000ft of 1/2" copper pipe".

I'm all-in.

Never cease to be amazed at the fervor here for the world's most average women. Do some of you NEVER see women in real life?

MarkEC: simusid: "Even with the constant CPR, firefighters still had to use an automatic electronic defibrillator to bring Manor's heart back to life."

That's not how it works. CPR will not "fix" V-Tach/ V-Fib. You don't use an AED because CPR didn't do the job.

//Push hard
//Push Fast

Should have read "Because of the constant CPR, Manor still has a brain left after the firefighters used an AED to restart his heart."

That's why there should be one of these, well, EVERYWHERE

Those are some serious bangs on those broads. Throw them in some yoga pants and I might look past the sharp knees. Might.

Many years ago, when my son was playing Little League ball, I was sitting in the front row of the 1st base bleacher seats and took a screaming line drive right off the temple. Knocked me absolutely senseless.

I came to after a few moments (or so I'm told) and found myself on the ground, looking up and a lot of concerned people looking down at me. At that moment, some 400 pound behemoth pushed everyone away and yelled "Does he need mouth-to-mouth? I'm qualified!!"

/I'm sure he meant well
/i/it still sounded ghey
///we lost the game

Sorry to burst your bubble Subby, but nowadays proper, evidence-based CPR just involves rib-cracking chest compressions and no mouth to mouth.

Qatmandu: Evolution2001: Fairly certain that only one of the three pictured is the soccer mom "Rhonda Zeringue". Being that if she graduated high school in 1983 as her supposed Facebook page says, that would have her being around 47 years old. Probably the woman on the right.
On the other hand, it might also be this Rhonda Zeringue (pops) who is also affiliated with Nicholls State University (same as the first purported one). Unfortuately, this latter one seems more the soccer mom type.

/carry on, carry on

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She graduated when she was 9?

RobDownSouth: Many years ago, when my son was playing Little League ball, I was sitting in the front row of the 1st base bleacher seats and took a screaming line drive right off the temple. Knocked me absolutely senseless.

I came to after a few moments (or so I'm told) and found myself on the ground, looking up and a lot of concerned people looking down at me. At that moment, some 400 pound behemoth pushed everyone away and yelled "Does he need mouth-to-mouth? I'm qualified!!"

/I'm sure he meant well
/i/it still sounded ghey
///we lost the game

Not a cool story bro. Was hoping it ended with you accidentally motor-boating some hot chick giving you CPR.

Son, I am disappoint...

The other two soccer moms:

Daria Hebert: Link (new window)
Sandee Ellender: http://www.facebook.com/807978134

/two outta three ain't bad

lets focus here people...what about the referee that wasn't in proper shape to officiate the game...

Qatmandu: Evolution2001: Fairly certain that only one of the three pictured is the soccer mom "Rhonda Zeringue". Being that if she graduated high school in 1983 as her supposed Facebook page says, that would have her being around 47 years old. Probably the woman on the right.

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2012 - 1983 = 29 ....+18 = 47

/It's elementary, Watson!

We are sure that the one on the right is indeed a woman and not another Chris Lilley character?