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(Fox 4 KC)   Tonight on Real Churchwives of Kansas: Pastor Joe marries second wife while still married to first, after first wife used online cheating site to profess love for another man. Jesus   (fox4kc.com ) divider line
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2012-01-11 09:54:09 AM  
It's big of all of them.
 
2012-01-11 10:11:35 AM  
The article doesn't mention anything about infidelity.
 
2012-01-11 12:44:53 PM  
Umm, Kansas City is in Missouri...
 
2012-01-11 12:45:01 PM  
I thought the gays were ruining the sanctity of marriage?

Turns out it's hypocritical peckerwoods.
 
2012-01-11 12:47:24 PM  

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Umm, Kansas City is in Missouri...


East St Louis is in Illinois, South Bend is in the North, and French Lick isn't what you think.

JC
 
2012-01-11 12:47:59 PM  

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Umm, Kansas City is in Missouri...


It's in Kansas too. But Derby is most surely in Kansas.
 
2012-01-11 12:49:42 PM  
At least Fred Phelps only screws members of his own family.
 
2012-01-11 12:52:48 PM  

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Umm, Kansas City is in Missouri...


If this had been in Missouri somebody would have gotten shot by now
 
zez
2012-01-11 12:53:45 PM  
Is there a better article or is the fark headline pure fiction?
 
2012-01-11 12:55:30 PM  
Did anyone else get the impression that the entire article was based on an accusation by the wife and nothing more?
What a great news site...
 
2012-01-11 12:56:27 PM  
Dear Kansas

Is it THAT important for you to get your own state tag on Fark?
 
2012-01-11 12:56:43 PM  
Where does it say in the Bible that you can only have one wife?
 
2012-01-11 12:58:19 PM  

superlawyergirl: Did anyone else get the impression that the entire article transcript from a 20-second TV news report was based on an accusation by the wife and nothing more?
What a great news site...


FTFY. There's a reason those TV station websites are so choppy: spoken English and written English are different.
 
2012-01-11 01:01:00 PM  
But we have to protect the sanctity of marriage!
 
2012-01-11 01:01:22 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Where does it say in the Bible that you can only have one wife?


"thou shalt not kill"
 
2012-01-11 01:03:04 PM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2012-01-11 01:04:16 PM  

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Umm, Kansas City is in Missouri...


There's Kansas City, Missouri and Kansas City, Kansas.

Kansas City, MO is actually older than the state of Kansas.
 
2012-01-11 01:05:44 PM  
http://www.kake.com/mobi/news?storyid=136970028&showPrev=y&page=6

I'm on my mobile and can't link it, but this is a local news station that interviewed the pastor a while back.
 
2012-01-11 01:06:42 PM  
This website seems to indicate there is a problem with the woman's story:

http://www.kake.com/mobi/news?storyid=136404503

"Keenan Darnell's attorney wouldn't talk about the case with us. Meanwhile, Toni's attorney dropped her, citing a difference of opinion. Toni believes it was because she had no money to pay him."
 
2012-01-11 01:09:36 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Where does it say in the Bible that you can only have one wife?


Hesitations 3:11
 
2012-01-11 01:14:28 PM  

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Umm, Kansas City is in Missouri...


How is one aware of the existence of Kansas City, MO but not of Kansas City, KS? Isn't there a minimal level of knowledge necessary to turn the computer on and, I don't know, breath air the precedes being able to post?
 
2012-01-11 01:21:28 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Umm, Kansas City is in Missouri...

How is one aware of the existence of Kansas City, MO but not of Kansas City, KS? Isn't there a minimal level of knowledge necessary to turn the computer on and, I don't know, breath air the precedes being able to post?


Tampa is in Kansas.
 
2012-01-11 01:26:27 PM  
Wait, so Jesus is going around screwing pastor's wives now?

I thought he preferred whores...
 
2012-01-11 01:26:40 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Where does it say in the Bible that you can only have one wife?


Matthew 6:24a says, "No man can serve two masters."
 
2012-01-11 01:27:56 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Crotchrocket Slim: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Umm, Kansas City is in Missouri...

How is one aware of the existence of Kansas City, MO but not of Kansas City, KS? Isn't there a minimal level of knowledge necessary to turn the computer on and, I don't know, breath air the precedes being able to post?

Tampa is in Kansas.


Manhattan too.

The article's comments shed some light on the situation--apparently the first wife (Toni) is mean and crazy. She even drops by to lay some all-caps Truth on the haters!
 
2012-01-11 01:35:21 PM  

Lochsteppe: StoPPeRmobile: Crotchrocket Slim: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Umm, Kansas City is in Missouri...

How is one aware of the existence of Kansas City, MO but not of Kansas City, KS? Isn't there a minimal level of knowledge necessary to turn the computer on and, I don't know, breath air the precedes being able to post?

Tampa is in Kansas.

Manhattan too.

The article's comments shed some light on the situation--apparently the first wife (Toni) is mean and crazy. She even drops by to lay some all-caps Truth on the haters!


Yes, that is some USDA Prime Crazy Biatch right there.
 
2012-01-11 01:45:20 PM  
Crotchrocket Slim:

Tampa is in Kansas.


And Miami is in OH. These are clearly the End Days.
 
2012-01-11 01:46:54 PM  

FrancoFile: Lochsteppe: StoPPeRmobile: Crotchrocket Slim: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Umm, Kansas City is in Missouri...

How is one aware of the existence of Kansas City, MO but not of Kansas City, KS? Isn't there a minimal level of knowledge necessary to turn the computer on and, I don't know, breath air the precedes being able to post?

Tampa is in Kansas.

Manhattan too.

The article's comments shed some light on the situation--apparently the first wife (Toni) is mean and crazy. She even drops by to lay some all-caps Truth on the haters!

Yes, that is some USDA Prime Crazy Biatch right there.


God works in mysterious ways. Who are we to question.
 
2012-01-11 02:10:18 PM  

Lochsteppe: StoPPeRmobile: Crotchrocket Slim: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Umm, Kansas City is in Missouri...

How is one aware of the existence of Kansas City, MO but not of Kansas City, KS? Isn't there a minimal level of knowledge necessary to turn the computer on and, I don't know, breath air the precedes being able to post?

Tampa is in Kansas.

Manhattan too.


Nobody cares about anything in Kansas, sorry to imply otherwise. I just know about the two Kansas Cities due to Cops, and it's always fun to shout down Midwesterners who manage to not know a damn thing about the Midwest.

cerote: Crotchrocket Slim:

Tampa is in Kansas.

And Miami is in OH. These are clearly the End Days.


Only if Cleveland or St. Louis were teleported to FL.
 
2012-01-11 02:29:48 PM  

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Umm, Kansas City is in Missouri...


I understand everything's up to date there.
 
2012-01-11 02:33:25 PM  
Everything about that page was painful to read.
I did get a chuckle from the caps lock crazy in the comments though.
 
2012-01-11 02:33:35 PM  
And here I came looking for a link to the on line cheating site but Subby was a dumbass.
 
2012-01-11 02:50:09 PM  

RatMaster999: I thought he preferred whores...


Who doesn't?
 
2012-01-11 03:06:03 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Lochsteppe: StoPPeRmobile: Crotchrocket Slim: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Umm, Kansas City is in Missouri...

How is one aware of the existence of Kansas City, MO but not of Kansas City, KS? Isn't there a minimal level of knowledge necessary to turn the computer on and, I don't know, breath air the precedes being able to post?

Tampa is in Kansas.

Manhattan too.

Nobody cares about anything in Kansas, sorry to imply otherwise. I just know about the two Kansas Cities due to Cops, and it's always fun to shout down Midwesterners who manage to not know a damn thing about the Midwest.

cerote: Crotchrocket Slim:

Tampa is in Kansas.

And Miami is in OH. These are clearly the End Days.

Only if Cleveland or St. Louis were teleported to FL.


You forgot Paris Texas!
 
2012-01-11 03:11:06 PM  

Latinwolf: And here I came looking for a link to the on line cheating site but Subby was a dumbass.


You mean there isn't one?

/not that I was looking for one.
//no, really. I'm happily married.
///HAPPILY I SAID...
 
2012-01-11 06:08:17 PM  
Well it's a good thing the sanctity of marriage is still safe from the queers
 
2012-01-11 07:19:30 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Where does it say in the Bible that you can only have one wife?


Jacob 2:36"Wherefore, my brethren, hear me, and hearken to the word of the Lord: 'For there shall not any man among you have, save it be one wife; and concubines he shall have none; for I, the Lord God, delighteth in the chastity of women."

Now the irony is Jacob is in the Book of Mormon which no one in Utah seems to read. The rest of those that calls themselves Restoration members follow this verse.
 
2012-01-11 08:53:02 PM  

Bishniak: Dear Kansas

Is it THAT important for you to get your own state tag on Fark?


my state called and wants its own tag; Our school system in KC apparently isn't enough to have earned the distinction.
 
2012-01-12 01:41:03 AM  

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Umm, Kansas City is in Missouri...


i42.tinypic.com

 
2012-01-12 01:39:29 PM  

Grandemadaca: Latinwolf: And here I came looking for a link to the on line cheating site but Subby was a dumbass.

You mean there isn't one?

/not that I was looking for one.
//no, really. I'm happily married.
///HAPPILY I SAID...


I was curious at the idea that there might actually be one, but as I said, subby was a dumbass. I'll go further and say the mod that greenlit this was a dumbass too.
 
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