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2012-01-11 10:49:42 AM
In regard to the time of the universal deluge, secular history is not at variance with sacred history, which relates all things in detail. The ancient cities of Tuscany, of which some were built on hills formed by the sea, put back their birthdays beyond three thousand years; in Lydia, moreover, we come nearer to four thousand years: so that it is possible thence to infer that the time at which the earth was left by the sea agrees with the time of which Scripture speaks. ~ Nicolas Steno
 
2012-01-11 11:04:55 AM
Happy New Year, Bevets!
 
2012-01-11 11:12:55 AM
"There are a lot of folks that said Tim Tebow wasn't going to be a very good NFL quarterback. There are a lot of people who stood up and said he doesn't have the right throwing mechanisms, or he's not playing the game right. And, uh, he won two national championships and that looked pretty good. We were the national champions in job creation back in Texas. So, but am I ready for the next level? Let me tell you, I hope I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses," ~ Rick Perry
 
2012-01-11 11:25:34 AM
naomi judd? fat.
 
2012-01-11 11:30:32 AM
The glittering prizes and endless compromises shatter the illusion of integrity ... Track 1, side 1, The Hemispheres album by Rush. Do yourself a favor and download it. Delete one of your Dido tracks. ~ Tommy Saxondale
 
2012-01-11 12:29:18 PM
I love to revel in philosophical matters--especially astronomy. I study astronomy more than any other foolishness there is. I am a perfect slave to it. I am at it all the time. I have got more smoked glass than clothes. I am as familiar with the stars as the comets are. I know all the facts and figures and I have all the knowledge there is concerning them. I yelp astronomy like a sun-dog, and paw the constellations like Ursa Major ~ Mark Twain

/Who summoned Bevets?
 
2012-01-11 12:42:03 PM
Oh dear, he's back
 
2012-01-11 12:46:29 PM
Breakin' Up Winter is an old-time music 'retreat', a gathering of old-time string band musicians that began the first weekend of March, 1994. It eschews the contest approach common to the larger festivals. It brings together hundreds of old-time musicians in a state park setting where the first focus is on educational programs and presentations by scholars and icons of the old-time music worlds. And, of course, jamming. It is presented by the Nashville Old-Time String Band Association, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization that began as an offshoot of a community education class in Nashville, Tennessee.
 
2012-01-11 12:47:58 PM
Philistine, Philistine, urinal cow
Shylock count your turnips now
When the goats have all been sledgehammered
And the last dogs have been hung
That is when this song will be sung
~Neil Attridge
 
2012-01-11 12:48:34 PM
Though I have never played the game, I thought the doodle was some kind of reference to Minecraft at first glance.

/oh, hai Bevets
//there is no god
 
2012-01-11 12:48:49 PM
The return of Steve B! Got bored today I take it?
 
2012-01-11 12:50:01 PM

the_sidewinder: Oh dear, he's back


And still denying the existence of Neolithic cultures in China, Sumeria, and Mesoamerica. Not that anyone's shocked, of course.
 
2012-01-11 12:52:51 PM

the_sidewinder: Oh dear, he's back


Oh c'mon, he's cute! And brave. I mean he comes in here with the most insane pseudo-scientific clap-trap and sells it like a champ. The guy's got heart.
 
2012-01-11 12:53:30 PM

Bevets: In regard to the time of the universal deluge, secular history is not at variance with sacred history, which relates all things in detail. The ancient cities of Tuscany, of which some were built on hills formed by the sea, put back their birthdays beyond three thousand years; in Lydia, moreover, we come nearer to four thousand years: so that it is possible thence to infer that the time at which the earth was left by the sea agrees with the time of which Scripture speaks. ~ Nicolas Steno


Because the study of geology hasn't advanced at all since the time of it's founder in the 17th century. Right.

Bevets, this sort of thing is why you're a laughingstock. I look upon you and your 'writings', and I find myself vacillating between pity, disgust and hilarity.
 
2012-01-11 12:55:03 PM
Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. It nothing within you stays rigid, outward will disclose themselves. Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it into a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend.
-Bruce Lee
 
2012-01-11 12:58:00 PM

LarryDan43: Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. It nothing within you stays rigid, outward will disclose themselves. Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it into a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend.
-Bruce Lee


That was even better in Forbidden Kingdom.
 
2012-01-11 01:00:49 PM
Subby: Because all Christians believe in the account given in Genesis verbatim.
 
2012-01-11 01:05:24 PM
You have so many relationships in this life. Only one or two will last. You go through all this pain and strife. Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast. And they're gone so fast. So hold on to the ones who really care. In the end they'll be the only ones there. When you get old and start losing your hair. Can you tell me who will still care? Can you tell me who will still care?
Hanson, MMMBop
 
2012-01-11 01:08:55 PM
woke up quick, at about noon
jus' thought that i had to be in compton soon
i gotta get drunk before the day begins
before my mother starts biatchin about ma friends
about to go and damn near went blind
young nubianz at the path throwin up gang signs
ran in the house, and grabbed ma clip
wit the mack 10 on the side of ma hip
bailed outside and pointed ma weapon
just as i thought the fools kept steppin
jumped in the fo' hit the juice on ma ride
i got front back, and side to side
then i let the alpine play
pumpin new shiat by NWA
it was gangsta gangsta at the top of the list
then i played my own shiat and it went somethin' like this
cruisin down the street in my six-fo''
jockin the biatches, slappin the hoes
went to the park to get the scoop
knuckleheads out there cold, shootin some hoops
a car pulls up, who can it be
a fresh El Camino rollin kilo G
he rolled down his window and he started to say
its all about makin that G.T.A.
~Easy E, "Boys in the Hood"
 
2012-01-11 01:12:21 PM
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I love to sink her with my pink torpedo. Big bottom, big bottom: talk about bum cakes, my gal's got 'em. Big bottom, drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind?

- David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel,Derek Smalls
 
2012-01-11 01:15:09 PM
It always amuses me that it only takes 1 bevets appearance to completely derail a thread. It's glorious.
 
2012-01-11 01:16:57 PM
It always amuses me that it only takes 1 bevets appearance to completely derail a thread. It's glorious. ~ Zafler
 
2012-01-11 01:18:35 PM
Am I not the helmsman?" I cried? "You?" asked a tall dark man and passed his hand over his eyes, as if to banish a dream. I was standing at the helm in the dark night, the weak-burning lantern over my head and now this man had come and wanted to brush me aside. And as I would not give, he set his foot on my chest and trampled me slowly down, while I continued to cling to the spokes of the ship's wheel and falling down, pulled it all the way around. But the man grabbed it and brought it back around; me, however, he pushed away. I came to myself soon, walked to the hatch which led to the cabin and cried: "Men! Comrades! Come quickly! A stranger has deposed me from the wheel!" They came slowly, climbing up the ship's ladder, swaying tired powerful figures. "Am I the helmsman?" I asked". They nodded, but only had eyes for the stranger, stood in a semi-circle about him and as he commandingly said "Don't disturb me", they gathered themselves, nodded to me and moved again down the ship's ladder. What sort of people are these? Do they think at all or do they merely shuffle thoughtlessly over the Earth?

-Franz Kafka
 
jvl
2012-01-11 01:36:14 PM
God dammit Google+! Just because it's my birthday doesn't mean I want a doodle of a cake instead of awesome geology. Even fark let me delete the birthday message.
 
2012-01-11 01:42:55 PM

jvl: God dammit Google+! Just because it's my birthday doesn't mean I want a doodle of a cake instead of awesome geology. Even fark let me delete the birthday message.


have you tried reticulating the splines?
 
2012-01-11 01:52:16 PM
"How you turned my world, you precious thing.You starve and near exhaust me. Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one.You've run so long. You've run so far. Your eyes can be so cruel. Just as I can be so cruel. Though I do believe in you. Yes I do. Live without the sunlight. Love without your heartbeat. I, I can't live within you. I can't live within you. I, I can't live within you"

Jareth, the Goblin King
 
2012-01-11 02:02:37 PM

thomps: It always amuses me to completely derail a thread. It's glorious. ~ Zafler


See? I told you Zafler supported creat...err threadjacking! The proof is right there in the quote! Repent unbelievers!

/Hey, if Bevets can do it, so can I.
 
2012-01-11 02:03:12 PM
And where is Gabe with that Goddamn milk? There he is, in the self-checkout. Idiot. There's cameras all over that thing, it's like a Goddamn surveillance tree. It doesn't take a genius to put two and two together. A red light flashes on, and off in my mind. At another checkstand, I pay with untraceable cash, assuring the woman that I will eat the cake by myself, without assistance from cows. I smirk. This woman has no idea that she's just sold me the trigger to a flavor gun. Carrot Cake Soup is like the taste of watching girls make out. It has an extraordinary power that oscillates between gentle and overwhelming, between light and dark, between pleasure and more pleasure. When it was over, I realized that I was panting. I was in possession of carnal knowledge. And I knew that, somehow, every taste beyond this point was in the service of the one that still lingered, waited, to remind me that nature has laws, and those that break them are criminals, and though they roam free enough the knowing will hold them, and keep them, until the last.

(CW)TB out.
 
2012-01-11 02:09:39 PM
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2012-01-11 02:10:51 PM
In regard to the time of the universal deluge, secular history is not at variance with sacred history agrees with the time of which Scripture speaks Bevets There are a lot of folks that said Tim Tebow wasn't going to be a very good NFL quarterback I hope I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses The glittering prizes and endless compromises shatter the illusion of integrity Delete one of your Dido tracks I love to revel in philosophical matters and paw the constellations like Ursa Major Breakin' Up Winter is an old-time music 'retreat', a gathering of old-time string band musicians began as an offshoot of a community education class in Nashville, Tennessee Philistine, Philistine, urinal cow That is when this song will be sung Steve B Bevets Be like water making its way through cracks Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend You have so many relationships in this life. Only one or two will last. You go through all this pain and strife Can you tell me who will still care? Can you tell me who will still care? i had to be in compton young nubianz at the path then i let the alpine play shootin some hoops My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo How can I leave this behind? It always amuses me Am I not the helmsman?" I cried? What sort of people are these? Do they think at all or do they merely shuffle thoughtlessly over the Earth? How you turned my world, you precious thing Your eyes can be so cruel Love without your heartbeat. I, I can't live within you And where is Gabe with that Goddamn milk? Carrot Cake Soup is like the taste of watching girls make out...

There's a damn code here, I just know it...the voices are demanding a meaning!
 
2012-01-11 02:21:08 PM
i304.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-11 02:22:16 PM

sillydragon: thomps: It always amuses me to completely derail a thread. It's glorious. ~ Zafler

See? I told you Zafler supported creat...err threadjacking! The proof is right there in the quote! Repent unbelievers!

/Hey, if Bevets can do it, so can I.


That's the true way to bevets a quote. I'm ashamed of you thomps.
 
2012-01-11 02:48:01 PM
Apparently americans haven't notice that google is worldwide and not just for ruribaman jebus lovers.
 
2012-01-11 02:52:29 PM
Whenever Richard Cory went down town,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
Clean-favoured and imperially slim.

And he was always quietly arrayed,
And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
"Good Morning!" and he glittered when he walked.

And he was rich, yes, richer than a king,
And admirably schooled in every grace:
In fine -- we thought that he was everything
To make us wish that we were in his place.

So on we worked and waited for the light,
And went without the meat and cursed the bread,
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
Went home and put a bullet in his head.


~ Edwin Arlington Robinson
 
2012-01-11 03:15:16 PM
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!

-Herman Melville
 
2012-01-11 03:18:51 PM
I came here for Ashley Judd's mons pubis.

/I was told there would be mons pubis.
 
2012-01-11 03:38:22 PM
I thought he was the guy who invented Stenography.

/Got nothing.
 
2012-01-11 03:41:34 PM
I don't care WHO you play, whether it's a high school team, a junior college team, a college team, much less an NFL team, when you turn the ball over five times . . . Four interceptions, one for a touchdown, three others in field position to set up touchdowns -- you ain't going to beat anybody I just talked about. Anybody. All right? And that was a disgraceful performance in my opinion. We threw that game. We gave it away by doing that. We gave them the friggin' game. In my opinion, that sucked! What's that? Ah -- Playoffs?!? Don't talk about -- playoffs?!? You kidding me? Playoffs?!? I just hope we can win a game!

- Jim Mora
 
2012-01-11 03:47:33 PM
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

-Patrick Bateman
 
2012-01-11 04:04:34 PM
The brakes were useless, the car was wandering. The rear end was coming around. I jammed it down into Low, but it made no difference so I straightened it out and braced for a serious impact, a crash that would probably kill me....My heart was full of joy as I took the first hit, which was oddly soft and painless. No real shock at all... Yes. These huge white lumps were not boulders. They were sheep. ~ Hunter S. Thompson
 
2012-01-11 04:12:39 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: I came here for on Ashley Judd's mons pubis.

/I was told there would be mons pubis.



/fixed
//you wish
///she was very boring as a guest on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
 
2012-01-11 04:43:56 PM
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished.

~ Hamlet
 
2012-01-11 04:59:33 PM
I heart all you guys, srsly.
 
2012-01-11 06:33:43 PM
So... so I told Gary that I was going on this vacation so he goes "well then I'm going hunting with Jeff next weekend." well that's when we were at Knives and then Lou sang 'Fernando' and then Gary oh he sings so good oh you should meet Jeff some time do you like Barry Manilow songs I know the farmers need rain but when it's damp like this my hair just explodes just ex-PAH-LO-des ooh ooh feeling kinda gassy McNuggets you know they make me so gassy all that grease and all it really helps if you drink eight-ten glasses of water a day did you know that sometimes I drink five sometimes I drink nine just to make up for the other three I didn't drink coffee and diet drinks don't count either you know this is pretty country isn't it you know it's really kind of a blessing in disguise that I didn't get accepted to college you know I'm going to have to revise my twenty-year plan but did I tell you about my 20-year plan okay well okay listen here in year one this is the year when I'm going to take off those extra seven pounds you know that's equal to seven pounds of butter haha so it's like I'm wearing seven pounds of butter ha and well uh oh where was I oh oh yeah so my aunt and uncle here they did celebrate their twentieth anniversary and my uncle wanted to sing 'Sunset Sunrise' and he wanted *me* to sing it and I haven't sung that since Cindy's wedding and well she never thanked me for that... well she's really busy and all.

~ Tom Servo
 
2012-01-11 08:04:30 PM
The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup. The dove fly. Fly is in sky. The dove drop something. The something on the pig. The pig disgusting. The pig rattle. Rattle with dove. The dove angry. The pig leave. The dove produce. Produce is chicken wing. With wing bark. No Quack. ~M.A.'s Neural Network
 
2012-01-11 08:17:12 PM
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

~ Anthony Burgess
 
2012-01-11 08:25:51 PM

KiltedBastich: Because the study of geology hasn't advanced at all since the time of it's founder in the 17th century. Right.


The study of apostrophes is very clear though: it's means it is.
 
2012-01-11 08:40:25 PM
BART! Do you know...WHERE THE REMOTE CONTROL IS?
~Homer J. Simpson
 
2012-01-11 09:23:48 PM
"Now remember, if they think you're not trying, you're in trouble, right? First hint of that, and they'll be onto the D.H.S.S., 'This coont is not trying.' And your giro's farkin' finished, right? But, then again, try too hard-- You might get the farkin' job." ~ Marc Renton

/It's a tightrope, Spud
 
2012-01-11 09:37:52 PM
I knew the slack jaws would freak out about this.
 
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