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Sybarite [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 09:17:04 AM
After an hour and a half, emergency services resolved to remove part of the machine and take him to Tauranga Hospital with it still attached to his hand.


I wonder what he did to pasta time?
 
Warky [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 09:23:54 AM
Sybarite: I wonder what he did to pasta time?

I'd certainly offer a penne for his thoughts.
 
SlightlyManic [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 09:30:06 AM
That's going to cost the company a lot of dough.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 09:50:13 AM
You people are being fusilli
 
MeinRS6 [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 10:08:46 AM
Do these pasta rollers make my arm look flat?
 
Flakeloaf
2012-01-11 11:48:00 AM
Thanks to the unnecessary hospital stay he's now fighting off a pretty severe semolina infection.
 
Isildur
2012-01-11 11:50:45 AM
Uh oh, spaghetti ow.
 
Mr. Potatoass
2012-01-11 11:50:46 AM
Did he wind up with a raw man noodle?
 
SwiftFox
2012-01-11 11:51:25 AM
Nice try Mac
 
Scaevola
2012-01-11 11:51:44 AM
I call fake. Everybody knows that spaghetti grows on trees: Link (new window)
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-11 11:52:06 AM
Hit that shiat. Then take your finger off the "carb". This is called MEDICAL MARIJUAN.
 
tjsands1118
2012-01-11 11:52:09 AM
Flakeloaf: Thanks to the unnecessary hospital stay he's now fighting off a pretty severe semolina infection.

Yeah he'll definitely get one durum his stay.
 
RobotSpider [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 11:52:32 AM
Not a very cunning linguine-ist?
 
Isildur
2012-01-11 11:52:56 AM
Just goes to show-- don't work with heavy machinery while hitting the sauce.
 
Tornado of Zoo Animals
2012-01-11 11:57:17 AM
Reminds me of one of my favorites threads:

http://www.fark.com/comments/6109208/Sad-Man-dies-after-falling-into- p asta-machine-Hmmm-Man-was-dating-daughter-of-owner-of-business
 
cbackous [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 11:57:59 AM
That will teach him to wear a bowtie
 
offmymeds
2012-01-11 11:59:42 AM
A 25-year-old Tauranga restaurant worker waited for almost two hours with his arm stuck in a pasta machine while fire and ambulance workers tried to figure out how to free him.

TWO HOURS!!!?? Either you get me out in 30 minutes or less or I don't pay!
 
Isildur
2012-01-11 12:06:23 PM
At first, the rescuers wanted to fully disengage him from the machine at the scene, but they cannelloni do so much.


/take it easy now until you're better, pasta dude. Udon wanna strain an an injury like that
 
Isildur
2012-01-11 12:08:02 PM
Isildur: At first, the rescuers wanted to fully disengage him from the machine at the scene, but they cannelloni do so much.


/take it easy now until you're better, pasta dude. Udon wanna strain an an injury like that

D'ough!
 
Midnight Rambler [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 12:10:08 PM
I guess he didn't ziti danger in it.
 
litespeed74
2012-01-11 12:10:55 PM
That'll leave a dente in his arm
 
Midnight Rambler [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 12:14:52 PM
Doctors told him "It was touch and go... we were really scared of lasagna there for a minute."
 
Lone Stranger
2012-01-11 12:15:45 PM
Do not semolina so far over when your working on that machine.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 12:24:05 PM
Isildur: At first, the rescuers wanted to fully disengage him from the machine at the scene, but they cannelloni do so much.



Orzo they'd have you believe.
 
Khakimonkey
2012-01-11 12:42:20 PM
Came here for the puns...yes, I love all puns, intended or otherwise
 
Buttbone McGillicutty
2012-01-11 01:44:26 PM
Sybarite: Tauranga Hospital

I went to GIS Turanga Leela and got... distracted...

WTF?
 
superfudge73
2012-01-11 03:28:23 PM
0.tqn.com
 
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