My money says the couple faked it, hoping to pocket the cash and send the cops on a wild goose chase for a "white male wearing blue jeans."

And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious
And she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys Think she's a spy,
She's got Bette Davis eyes

Interestingly, "Betty Davis" is an anagram of "Saved bitty", and "bitty" is a near homophone of "biddy", and old woman.

show her grilled cheese?

DNRTFA

I guess she wasn't in luck.

aspAddict: My money says the couple faked it, hoping to pocket the cash and send the cops on a wild goose chase for a "white male wearing blue jeans."

That's what I'm thinking. Easy enough to set up. They dump their truck somewhere and go back home. Then they wrap an 'explosive device' to wife's ankle, tie up hubby(I"m sure she's been wanting to do that for a while, him too), and she goes to the bank with some story about them being held hostage.

clap clap [pause] clap, subby.

Unoriginal_Username: aspAddict: My money says the couple faked it, hoping to pocket the cash and send the cops on a wild goose chase for a "white male wearing blue jeans."

That's what I'm thinking. Easy enough to set up. They dump their truck somewhere and go back home. Then they wrap an 'explosive device' to wife's ankle, tie up hubby(I"m sure she's been wanting to do that for a while, him too), and she goes to the bank with some story about them being held hostage.


FTA
"The woman, Betty Davis, told employees at the bank in Fayetteville about the device"

tillerman35: clap clap [pause] clap, subby.

What you did there... I see it.

/or hear, more specifically, in my mental jukebox tuned to 1981

Her head is growing bald
Her feet are twice her size
She says it's not her fault
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

She'll turn the sprinklers on you
And dry you off with her thighs
She'll confuse the hell out of you
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

And she'll woo you
Then she'll moon you
And forget to pull her pants up
She's obnoxious
And she knows it
And she knows how to blow her nose up
All the boys think she's fried
She's got Marty Feldman eyes

Additionally, all the boys think she's a spaz.

At least they've stopped waiting until it blows a body part off. Link (new window)

She'll let you take her out
To where the deep fat fries
And all the waiters shout
"She's got Colonel Sanders thighs!"
She'll let you buy her ice cream
Snow Cones and Moon Pies
She's called the Dairy Queen
She's got Colonel Sanders thighs

She likes tacos, and tostados
And guacamole made from avocados
She'll out-eat ya'
And she knows just what it takes to make a pizza
All her dates go in disguise
She's got Colonel Sanders thighs

The Irresponsible Captain: At least they've stopped waiting until it blows a body part off. Link (new window)

Did anyone else think it was in poor taste for this to be made into a movie? A comedy at that.

"Sorry, I can't help you. I'm gonna run away now, and I'd much appreciate it if you didn't follow me"

It's BETTE, not Betty.

aspAddict: My money says the couple faked it, hoping to pocket the cash and send the cops on a wild goose chase for a "white male wearing blue jeans."

...and they rode madly off in all directions...

She's been busy. (new window).

I guess we better fasten our seatbelts....