And then the first mate took and he ate up all of his corn.

/this is the worst trip I've ever been on.

Surprisingly alcohol was involved.

So if you have a hemorrhoid, does that mean your bum-hole grew a clitoris?

Wrong thread

He hits the kid a couple of timesss. The boy is crying. He picks him up and throws him overboard. They are in the middle of a harbor, and there is a lot of boat traffic.
HARBOR MAN KICKED MY ASS! HARBOR MAN KICKED MY ASS! HARBOR MAN KICKED MY ASS! HARBOR MAN KICKED MY ASS!

Please, please, please tell me he doesn't have any custody or visitation rights with those kids.

Also, I agree with the prosecutors that he should have done time. As much time as possible. He sounds like a complete douche. I like how he went limp when the cops tried to get him off the boat. They should have just left dad in the harbor. He's very lucky the 7-year-old knew how to swim and could tread water until someone saved him.

What a complete piece of sh_t.

Divorced, yelling at his girlfriend and throwing a 7 year old overboard.

Boy, you women sure know how to pick the winners in life!

How the hell is that asshole not getting jail time?

What would happen if this guy did that in international waters and then the passengers of the boat beat the father to death? Who charges them and with what?

"Deputies took the two boys to their harbor station and later turned them over to their mother, Amormino said."

..the Fark?

KiplingKat872: "Deputies took the two boys to their harbor station and later turned them over to their mother, Amormino said."

..the Fark?

The deputies are all siblings. They brought the boys to the harbour station, where the deputies' mother set out milk and cookies for them.

Why is Rucks narrating Fark headlines?

Caluth: So if you have a hemorrhoid, does that mean your bum-hole grew a clitoris?

maybe wrong thread but still made me laugh

Flakeloaf: KiplingKat872: "Deputies took the two boys to their harbor station and later turned them over to their mother, Amormino said."

..the Fark?

The deputies are all siblings. They brought the boys to the harbour station, where the deputies' mother set out milk and cookies for them.

Oops. My bad. I read that wrong.

Asshole should have done jail time. And shouldn't be allowed to see his kids closer than through a glass wall. Doesn't say what happened to the divorce decree with the mother of the two, but I'm guessing (hoping?) it was amended to say something along those lines.

Caluth: So if you have a hemorrhoid, does that mean your bum-hole grew a clitoris?

It does make it feel better if you rub it just right.

Hankie Fest: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 302x409]

I get that we're reporting on the guy's sentence, but the event happened quite a while back.

It could have been avoided with the follow-up tag.

Caluth: Wrong thread

I'm pretty sure there is no right one for that post....

"A court sentenced Sloan Briles to three years of formal probation, one year in a child abusers treatment program, and 180 days in a Veterans Administration residential treatment program,........."

Granted the punishment was excessive, but does the dad really require "treatment"? So smacking the crap out of your bratty kids is an illness?

Headso: What would happen if this guy did that in international waters and then the passengers of the boat beat the father to death? Who charges them and with what?

Their nation of origin, the man's nation of origin, and/or the nation where the vessel is flagged and registered. Presumably they'd be charged with murder or manslaughter or something like that.

/The law dosnt stop at the 200 mile EEZ line.
//Not a lawyer or a seaman.

Sounds like a good way to toughen up the whiny little crotchfruit. Couple days treading water and he won't be fat any more.

Khakimonkey: "A court sentenced Sloan Briles to three years of formal probation, one year in a child abusers treatment program, and 180 days in a Veterans Administration residential treatment program,........."

Granted the punishment was excessive, but does the dad really require "treatment"? So smacking the crap out of your bratty kids is an illness?

If Alcoholism and/or Bipolar Disorder was a factor, then yes.

WTF! I raise my voice at my kid for throwing a fit in the isles of a store and I'm threatened with arrest, social services, and jail time. This douche throws his kid, who can barely swim, into a busy harbor, and he gets a slap on the wrist?! Sounds to me like he's on the higher end of the tax bracket, he paid off the right people, or his daddy's a Senator or something.

Jake Havechek: Divorced, yelling at his girlfriend and throwing a 7 year old overboard.

Boy, you women sure know how to pick the winners in life!

Bitter, party of one.

Jixa: WTF! I raise my voice at my kid for throwing a fit in the isles of a store and I'm threatened with arrest, social services, and jail time. This douche throws his kid, who can barely swim, into a busy harbor, and he gets a slap on the wrist?! Sounds to me like he's on the higher end of the tax bracket, he paid off the right people, or his daddy's a Senator or something.

Or justice was done and you're still butthurt

I like how he had to jump off the boat to avoid having the rest of the passengers kick the shiat out of him.

FTA: He told CNN affiliate KTLA in August that "we were having fun, it was a harbor cruise!" He said he did not hit his son and he "did nothing except jump in the water with my kid."

...Briles jumped into the water subsequently "to avoid the angry passengers on the Queen," the district attorney's office said. There were 85 people on the tour boat.

Brilliant

The only thing he did wrong was that he perpetrated this crap in public. Wanna beat your kids? Do it at home, okay?

/the kid - will probably listen more closely to the old man after this.

"The father took the boy to the bow of the boat and told him, 'If you don't stop crying, I'm going to throw you overboard,' "

To be fair, the father did warn the kid.
You think that kid is going to believe his dad the next time he acts up? Hell yes.
/follow through, parents. Follow through.

The Aristocrats?

Throwing someone off the bows of a moving vessel is a hellishly dangerous thing to do. I'd classify it as attempted murder.

The sentence was too light. Keelhauling might have been more appropriate.

Looks a little like Ricky Gervais.

Sounds like he gave him a reason to cry, damnit!

Six months in a VA residential treatment program. Sounds like PTSD to me. Know how you get that?

Hint: Not sitting in your parents basement and posting on fark.

Sloan Briles? How can he not be an asshat with that name?

Senor_Grande_Pantalones: Sounds like PTSD to me. Know how you get that?

Being married to my ex?

He'll probably wind up doing some time. There's no way he survives three years probation

he just needed a stern warning.

asciibaron: he just needed a stern warning.

Then why'd he throw the kid from the front of the boat?

asciibaron: he just needed a stern warning.

Maybe he'd been drinking Port.
Was he mad cause his GF called him a ferry?