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Not news: man busted with meth. News. In Jakarta. Fark: $34 million worth of meth
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Slives
2012-01-11 09:23:29 AM
Meanwhile I could not buy Musinex-D yesterday because the pharmacy's system would not connect to process my ID.
Great job War on Drugs!
Once again, making things difficult for the average person has been proven useless against the dedicated.
/Yes, I know the article is from India, but my head cold doesn't care.
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-11 11:59:49 AM
Breaking Bolly?
Glitchwerks
2012-01-11 11:59:57 AM
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2012-01-11 12:00:08 PM
Locked Up Abroad is going to have a field day with this one
kiwimoogle84
2012-01-11 12:01:13 PM
Where do you even GET that much meth??
/still gets carded to buy TheraFlu
smadge1
2012-01-11 12:01:28 PM
Was he smuggling it all internally?
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2012-01-11 12:01:45 PM
Subby said meth twice.
fifthhorseman
2012-01-11 12:03:35 PM
Cop math, folks. It's prolly 2 teenths and a bit of dust.
Savage Belief
2012-01-11 12:04:13 PM
$34 million? If we use cop math that comes out to what. Three 8 balls and a teener?
groppet
2012-01-11 12:05:50 PM
kiwimoogle84
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Where do you even GET that much meth??
/still gets carded to buy TheraFlu
It says the meth was made in Iran. Never knew Iran was the mexico of the mid east
Savage Belief
2012-01-11 12:06:18 PM
Shakes tiny fist at fifthhorseman
/It's shaking cuz of all the Meth.
MoronLessOff
2012-01-11 12:06:47 PM
kiwimoogle84
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Where do you even GET that much meth??
/still gets carded to buy TheraFlu
Missouri.
krusader3z
2012-01-11 12:08:14 PM
Wish I could find rolls.
/been too long
Analgesic
2012-01-11 12:08:27 PM
Savage Belief
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$34 million? If we use cop math that comes out to what. Three 8 balls and a teener?
TFA said 7 pounds. I failed truck driving school on the math section though. What does that break down to at the street level?
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2012-01-11 12:09:36 PM
This man might as well pick out his coffin - they do not punish with restraint over there when it comes to drug-smuggling. At least that's my impression.
/i have other impressions
//come back for the 11:30 show for those
Maxor
2012-01-11 12:11:45 PM
drugs worth $34 million.
In a joint raid the National Narcotics Board and the Soekarno-Hatta International Airport Police found crystal methamphetamine and 357,000 ecstasy pills in an apartment in Taman Anggrek, West Jakarta, the Jakarta Post reported.
I think it was probably the ecstasy that was most of the cash value.
Hack Patooey
2012-01-11 12:11:57 PM
Meanwhile, real unadulterated blotter is nowhere to be found...
Keyser_Soze_Death
2012-01-11 12:12:06 PM
Glitchwerks
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[www.esquire.com image 460x313]
Came for Walter White, leaving satisfied..
Marine1
2012-01-11 12:14:08 PM
Soekarno-Hatta International Airport Police found the crystal methamphetamine and
357,000 ecstasy pills
I wonder if that's included... I could see that making $34 million.
dr.zaeus
2012-01-11 12:14:41 PM
Hack Patooey
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Meanwhile, real unadulterated blotter is nowhere to be found...
Makes me glad I did as much as I could in the mid 90s.
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen
2012-01-11 12:15:29 PM
Slives
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/Yes, I know the article is from India, but my head cold doesn't care.
It's also making you confuse India and Indonesia.
Huck And Molly Ziegler
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This man might as well pick out his coffin - they do not punish with restraint over there when it comes to drug-smuggling. At least that's my impression.
Your impression is correct. They do not fark around. When you land at CGK, there is a sign welcoming passengers walking off the plane:
Welcome to Indonesia
Death Penalty for Drug Traffickers
MoronLessOff
2012-01-11 12:15:29 PM
Maxor
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drugs worth $34 million.
In a
joint raid
the National Narcotics Board and the Soekarno-Hatta International Airport Police found crystal methamphetamine and 357,000 ecstasy pills in an apartment in Taman Anggrek, West Jakarta, the Jakarta Post reported.
I think it was probably the ecstasy that was most of the cash value.
*chuckle
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-11 12:15:56 PM
Imagine if I injected all $34 million at once. Imagine the euphoria. (Before the death settles in)..
CornDog in 2012
2012-01-11 12:16:34 PM
I'm guessing the cops caught him by starting to dig a hole
Confusean
2012-01-11 12:20:41 PM
Mmmm, KTC meth is finger burn'n good.
gunga galunga
2012-01-11 12:29:36 PM
Better call Hambali.
DubyaHater
2012-01-11 12:37:34 PM
All that meth could supply two families in Roanoke, VA.......
misanthropic1
2012-01-11 12:37:49 PM
Hack Patooey
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Meanwhile, real unadulterated blotter is nowhere to be found...
NY revelers in Austin would have appeared to disagree.
/maybe it was liquid
moops
2012-01-11 12:38:12 PM
Gus Fring unavailable for comment.
The_Original_Roxtar
2012-01-11 12:48:03 PM
DubyaHater
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All that meth could supply two families in Roanoke, VA.......
that's "personal use" in salem.
/there is a reason people in northern VA make that distinction when talking about where they live.
davidab
2012-01-11 12:50:54 PM
kiwimoogle84
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Where do you even GET that much meth??
/still gets carded to buy TheraFlu
moops
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Gus Fring unavailable for comment.
[Los Pollos Hermanos image 600x540]
kiwimoogle and Los Pollos... leaving satisfied
pdee
2012-01-11 12:56:00 PM
I wouldn't think all of Jakarta was worth 34 million.
kiwimoogle84
2012-01-11 12:56:43 PM
davidab
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kiwimoogle84: Where do you even GET that much meth??
/still gets carded to buy TheraFlu
moops: Gus Fring unavailable for comment.
[Los Pollos Hermanos image 600x540]
kiwimoogle and Los Pollos... leaving satisfied
Another happy customer.
/kiwimoogle84's snarky comments
//over one million farkers served
Pollexabator
2012-01-11 01:05:38 PM
So that's, what, 150 to 200 death sentences for each guy?
/worst possible place on the planet to get caught dealing drugs, except maybe Saudi Arabia
gunga galunga
2012-01-11 01:06:47 PM
moops
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Gus Fring unavailable for comment.
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x540]
Actually he did comment.
He said "gaaaaathaaaluuuughhshluuuugh...."
**thump**
kiwimoogle84
2012-01-11 01:07:52 PM
gunga galunga
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moops: Gus Fring unavailable for comment.
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x540]
Actually he did comment.
He said "gaaaaathaaaluuuughhshluuuugh...."
**thump**
Was he at the castle "AAAAUUUGGGHHHLLLHGGHGGHGGGGHHHHHH"?
Buck Henderson
2012-01-11 01:07:53 PM
Slives
:
Meanwhile I could not buy Musinex-D yesterday because the pharmacy's system would not connect to process my ID.
Great job War on Drugs!
Once again, making things difficult for the average person has been proven useless against the dedicated.
/Yes, I know the article is from India, but my head cold doesn't care.
Ever need to get Sudafed at night after all the pharmacy counters are closed? The got-danged store is open 24 hours a day, but the damn pharmacy sure as shiat isn't.
Have an expired license because the DMV is too retarded to send one on time? Yep...no sudafed for you!
I'd stock up ahead of time to avoid these situations, but I'd probably get my door busted in by the DEA.
F U Drug Warriors!
bunner
2012-01-11 01:27:47 PM
Isn't using meth it's own punishment? Shouldn't we give this stuff away free to anybody stupid enough to use it?
Tom_Slick
2012-01-11 01:29:33 PM
Oh, by the way, give my regards to your grandson. Bob will be his name, International Trade his game. I'll see him in Jakarta, 2053. August 14th. 10a.m. A nice, sunny day. We'll make headlines.
AllUpInYa
2012-01-11 01:29:58 PM
Really, is there that much to do in Jakarta worth staying up that long for?
/maybe I'm missing out
myinternetname
2012-01-11 01:34:21 PM
I'm having trouble believing it was 34 million dollars worth, just from what I've heard about the manufacturing process & how long the stuff's shelf live.
myinternetname
2012-01-11 01:38:24 PM
myinternetname
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I'm having trouble believing it was 34 million dollars worth, just from what I've heard about the manufacturing process & how long the stuff's shelf live.
Well the internet tells me it does last awhile if you store it properly.
Catsaregreen
2012-01-11 01:43:37 PM
It's stupid to have a war on drugs -- just like it's stupid to have a war on rape, robbery and murder. Hell, people are going to rape and kill no matter how hard we try to stop them. So why do we prosecute people who rape and kill? All you're going to do is put them in jail for a bit, where they'll just learn to become better rapists and killers.
I'm perfectly fine with every meth dealer being sentenced to death, even here in the good ol' U.S. Same goes with pot dealers -- because if you think your pot dealer is just dealing pot, you're smoking some good shiat.
StoPPeRmobile
2012-01-11 01:47:33 PM
Buck Henderson
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Slives: Meanwhile I could not buy Musinex-D yesterday because the pharmacy's system would not connect to process my ID.
Great job War on Drugs!
Once again, making things difficult for the average person has been proven useless against the dedicated.
/Yes, I know the article is from India, but my head cold doesn't care.
Ever need to get Sudafed at night after all the pharmacy counters are closed? The got-danged store is open 24 hours a day, but the damn pharmacy sure as shiat isn't.
Have an expired license because the DMV is too retarded to send one on time? Yep...no sudafed for you!
I'd stock up ahead of time to avoid these situations, but I'd probably get my door busted in by the DEA.
F U Drug Warriors!
What else are small-peened high school grads going to do?
interluder
2012-01-11 03:14:44 PM
misanthropic1
2012-01-11 03:50:57 PM
Catsaregreen
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It's stupid to have a war on drugs -- just like it's stupid to have a war on rape, robbery and murder. Hell, people are going to rape and kill no matter how hard we try to stop them. So why do we prosecute people who rape and kill? All you're going to do is put them in jail for a bit, where they'll just learn to become better rapists and killers.
I'm perfectly fine with every meth dealer being sentenced to death, even here in the good ol' U.S. Same goes with pot dealers -- because if you think your pot dealer is just dealing pot, you're smoking some good shiat.
1/10; came on way too strong
brianbankerus
2012-01-11 04:13:38 PM
Breaking Very-Good-Sir
I lurked for two years before I signed up!
2012-01-11 06:19:37 PM
moops
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Gus Fring unavailable for comment.
[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 600x540]
You know those asians, always concerned with losing face...
destrip
2012-01-12 09:37:44 AM
In a joint raid the
National Narcotics Board
and the Soekarno-Hatta International Airport Police found the crystal methamphetamine
By definition, shouldn't a narcotics board be looking for stuff that makes one sleepy? Meth is about as far removed from being a "narcotic" as you can get.
Meanwhile I could not buy Musinex-D yesterday because the pharmacy's system would not connect to process my ID.
Great job War on Drugs!
Once again, making things difficult for the average person has been proven useless against the dedicated.
It's all about keeping the honest people honest.
Also, since there's nothing the government can do in reality, it provides the illusion that "something" is being done and keeps the right-wingers happy and voting for their hard-on-drugs legislators. Nevermind that the libs always get blamed for this type of nonsense, and yes, it's the average person with a stuffy nose that gets inconvenienced, not the tweakers.
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