Dance away the heartache.

Bad: Breaking up with girlfriend, worse: having to call her mom

As long as his love is strong enough. And if it's not, there are pills for that now.

That's actually kind of hot if you consider the son might have a quick hook up later with his step mom.

Speaking of kind of hot, I have a question for you Farkers out there. I've been sort of having issues with my wife with regards to the bedroom and it has been suggested that I might perhaps be actually gay. So I decided to test that theory out by watching gay porn which thankfully did nothing for me and actually made me quite nauseous.

So going from there I watched a variety of other pornographic movies to see what if anything can get my juices flowing, so to speak. I've watched everything from scat, S&M, sybians and other machines or gadgets, trannies, straight porn with different scenarios (doctors and nurses, doctors with patients, doctors and corpses, secretaries and bosses, cheating wives, cheating husbands) incest and I found that the only thing I was aroused by was girl on girl action. Does that make me a lesbian?

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bulok: That's actually kind of hot if you consider the son might have a quick hook up later with his step mom.

Speaking of kind of hot, I have a question for you Farkers out there. I've been sort of having issues with my wife with regards to the bedroom and it has been suggested that I might perhaps be actually gay. So I decided to test that theory out by watching gay porn which thankfully did nothing for me and actually made me quite nauseous.

So going from there I watched a variety of other pornographic movies to see what if anything can get my juices flowing, so to speak. I've watched everything from scat, S&M, sybians and other machines or gadgets, trannies, straight porn with different scenarios (doctors and nurses, doctors with patients, doctors and corpses, secretaries and bosses, cheating wives, cheating husbands) incest and I found that the only thing I was aroused by was girl on girl action. Does that make me a lesbian?

So, did you ask your wife to hook up with a girl while you watch or what?

He's a slave to love.

bulok: I've been sort of having issues with my wife...

TMI, try Dan Savage.

He's been getting dating advice from Bill Wyman.

he just wants to enjoy a little Country Life

So nothing so say about that

WTF?

Wasn't this the plot from some Ashton Kutcher movie?

Sounds like he caught that buzz. Love is a drug for a bit, makes you feel like you're in Avalon. But even more than this, he'll realize it was fun for awhile but he wont stay.

Hey Missy--I mean, Mom.

Bryan Ferry is almost God

Tax Boy: [images2.fanpop.com image 447x671]

Hey Missy--I mean, Mom.

Came here for this.

physt: So nothing so say about that

WTF?

So say we all.

Ick, Bryan. You're sticking your dick in the same chick your son spooged in. There's a million other hot ladies on this planet to bang that aren't your son's sloppy seconds.

I hope I look as good as Brian Ferry does at 66 years old. I wish I looked as good as him now. What a suave man.

dosboot

I hope I look as good as Brian Ferry does at 66 years old. I wish I looked as good as him now. What a suave man.


You wish you looked as good as Bryan Ferry now? That's kind of creepy, eh?

"My name is Amanda Sheppard, and I *AM* the Ferry Girlfriend!"

I don't understand why a suave motherfarker like that would choose to keep his yellow teeth.

/caps, whitening, sandblast... the world is yours

If my dad hooked up with one of my exs mom would slap him. Esp since I only date "Trash with stripper names".

I don't buy that she's 29. If she is that's an incredibly hard 29.

I see nothing wrong with this.

"T'ain't no big thing."
"Dad, I used to be up against that taint, ya freak."

gameshowhost: "My name is Amanda Sheppard, and I *AM* the Ferry Girlfriend!"

I'm Commander Amanda Sheppard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

Maybe he'll kiss and tell

Barfmaker: Sent this link to my son and invited him and his girlfriend over for dinner...

Brilliantly evil...

All he wants is her. At that age, if you you can remake/remodel yourself into someone with a street life, if your love is strong enough. Hopefully, his son's dream home won't become a heartache. Its certainly bittersweet for his son, who may be stranded. Hope he's not a jealous guy. The main thing is to stay true to life. and not cry, cry, cry.

physt: So nothing so say about that

WTF?

/subby
//I'm 55, not rich, and if I hooked up with a girl young enough to be my daughter, people would talk.
///Actually have hooked up with a girl young enough to be my daughter,

So if they get hitched, will the kid call her Mother of Pearl?

bulok: That's actually kind of hot if you consider the son might have a quick hook up later with his step mom.

Speaking of kind of hot, I have a question for you Farkers out there. I've been sort of having issues with my wife with regards to the bedroom and it has been suggested that I might perhaps be actually gay. So I decided to test that theory out by watching gay porn which thankfully did nothing for me and actually made me quite nauseous.

So going from there I watched a variety of other pornographic movies to see what if anything can get my juices flowing, so to speak. I've watched everything from scat, S&M, sybians and other machines or gadgets, trannies, straight porn with different scenarios (doctors and nurses, doctors with patients, doctors and corpses, secretaries and bosses, cheating wives, cheating husbands) incest and I found that the only thing I was aroused by was girl on girl action. Does that make me a lesbian?

Go watch some Bailey Jay videos. That will straighten you out. Either literally or metaphorically.

Just remember, the institution of marriage will be destroyed if we let gays get married.

/sarc

She's had the young calf, now she wants to try the old bull!

So... this means Isaac Ferry is single?

I'd hit it.

CASEY KASEM'S AMERICAN TOP 40 - 3/20/76

40: HE'S A FRIEND - EDDIE KENDRICKS
39: YOU'LL LOSE A GOOD THING - FREDDY FENDER
38: LOOKING FOR SPACE - JOHN DENVER
37: LOVE TO LOVE YOU BABY - DONNA SUMMER
36: LOVE FIRE - JIGSAW
35: BOOGIE FEVER - THE SYLVERS
34: INSEPARABLE - NATALIE COLE
33: ONLY LOVE IS REAL - CAROLE KING
32: THE WHITE KNIGHT - CLEDUS MAGGARD
31: THERE'S A KIND OF HUSH (ALL OVER THE WORLD) - THE CARPENTERS
30: LOVE IS THE DRUG - ROXY MUSIC
29: 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER - PAUL SIMON
28: GOOD HEARTED WOMAN - WAYLON & WILLIE
27: JUST YOU AND I - MELISSA MANCHESTER
26: ACTION - SWEET
25: SHOW ME THE WAY - PETER FRAMPTON
24: THEME FROM "S.W.A.T." - RHYTHM HERITAGE
23: TANGERINE - SALSOUL ORCHESTRA
22: CUPID - TONY ORLANDO & DAWN
21: SWEET LOVE - THE COMMODORES
20: SLOW RIDE - FOGHAT
19: BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY - QUEEN
18: LOVE HURTS - NAZARETH
17: LET YOUR LOVE FLOW - THE BELLAMY BROTHERS
16: DEEP PURPLE - DONNY & MARIE OSMOND
15: ONLY SIXTEEN - DR. HOOK
14: RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM - MAXINE NIGHTINGALE
13: GOLDEN YEARS - DAVID BOWIE
12: FANNY (BE TENDER WITH MY LOVE) - THE BEE GEES
11: MONEY HONEY - THE BAY CITY ROLLERS
10: DISCO LADY - JOHNNY TAYLOR
9: JUNK FOOD JUNKIE - LARRY GROCE
8: DREAM ON - AEROSMITH
7: SWEET THING - RUFUS FEATURING CHAKA KHAN
6: LOVE MACHINE PT. 1 - THE MIRACLES
5: LONELY NIGHT (ANGEL FACE) - THE CAPTAIN & TENNILLE
4: TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT - THE EAGLES
3: DREAM WEAVER - GARY WRIGHT
2: ALL BY MYSELF - ERIC CARMEN
1: DECEMBER 1963 (OH WHAT A NIGHT) - THE FOUR SEASONS

He said go, she said yes.