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When it comes to a pedestrian or some guy on a bike, the right of way goes to the one with the biggest knife
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Sybarite
2012-01-11 09:29:33 AM
That's not a knife, that's a spoon.
cgraves67
2012-01-11 10:38:35 AM
So the Australian always gets the right of way.
probesport
2012-01-11 10:39:02 AM
probesport
2012-01-11 10:40:13 AM
and to get this out of the way
Jake Havechek
2012-01-11 10:41:32 AM
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the knife.
Zombie DJ
2012-01-11 10:42:33 AM
When it comes to a pedestrian or some guy on a bike, the right of way goes to the one with the
biggest knife
car.
OscarTamerz
2012-01-11 11:03:11 AM
And here I was thinking it was the guy in the car that had the right of way.
This guy sounds like your typical run of the mill douchebag farkin bicyclist.
snarketyfarker
2012-01-11 11:23:57 AM
From what I can tell from the 'Similar Stories' at the bottom of the page, seems like a lot of folks in Bangor are packing knives...
luktti
2012-01-11 11:48:12 AM
They pack knives because bullets freeze.
umad
2012-01-11 02:11:35 PM
What a shame. Now the bicyclist threads will have one fewer ITG cyclist to regale us with their tall-tales of street justice imposed on the fat cagers.
Godspeed cyclist douchebag. You are about to find out how tough you really are for the next 5 years.
Baloo Uriza
2012-01-12 05:17:50 PM
Zombie DJ
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When it comes to a pedestrian or some guy on a bike, the right of way goes to the one with the biggest knife car.
Longest jail term, too.
Baloo Uriza
2012-01-12 05:22:46 PM
OscarTamerz
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And here I was thinking it was the guy in the car that had the right of way.
[www.examiner.com image 450x300]
This guy sounds like your typical run of the mill douchebag farkin bicyclist.
Sounds like you haven't cracked a driver's manual ever, since you got it backwards at every point in history.
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