Life_is_a_carnivore: Ted Nugent wanted for questioning



"I'm sorry, I thought you were a varmint."

Life_is_a_carnivore: Ted Nugent wanted for questioning

too bad he bolted

Right, right. Stop it. This is far too silly.

oblig

Hey, look at that dead guy... let's go that way.

It was a crossbow, so it wasn't an arrow but a

It's really not funny. The meme, that is. This guy's tale is hilarious.

_{/I keed}

I understand that Skyrim is a great game, but come on. It's like all the other memes have suddenly been thrown out to make room for this one random comment.

I haven't been this annoyed by an overused meme... well, ever, really.

You have two hands, and you use them to kill yourself. I can respect that.

Patsy: Message for you Sir!

So, is this to say that he'd D.E.D, ded?

I was wondering how you would commit suicide with a bow and arrow, but then I read it was actually a crossbow and became disappointed.

/The images in my mind about using the bow and arrow to suicide were awesome

Could have been worse could have been a curved sword.

Curved! Sword!

Who'd you have to kill to get a blade like that?

"I have never seen any problems here except very tiny things like people having a party."

Yes, because people having fun is never appreciated by those not invited.

Fritriac: It was a crossbow, so it wasn't an arrow but a
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Please, we shouldn't quarrel over something like this.

dittybopper: Fritriac: It was a crossbow, so it wasn't an arrow but a
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Please, we shouldn't quarrel over something like this.

This thread makes me quiver with delight

Korzine: I was wondering how you would commit suicide with a bow and arrow, but then I read it was actually a crossbow and became disappointed.

/The images in my mind about using the bow and arrow to suicide were awesome

Actually, if you really wanted to fark with the investigators, you *COULD* do it.

You'd have to hold the bow in your left hand, like you would if you were shooting it. Steady the arrow with the nock on the ground, place the tip of the broadhead on your chest between your ribs, pointing at your heart, and use your body weight to force it through.

It will look like you shot yourself with the bow, leaving the investigators to be all "WTF?!?!". Make sure you use a fairly low pull weight bow though, maybe 50 lbs or under, so that the investigators wouldn't think "Hey, that should have been a pass-through".

I_Am_Weasel: Let's hope he did not die in vain.

forteblast: Hey, look at that dead guy... let's go that way.

Thanks for the Mitch Hedberg reference.

/line with two-thirds of a triangle attached to it

Burr: dittybopper: Fritriac: It was a crossbow, so it wasn't an arrow but a
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Please, we shouldn't quarrel over something like this.

This thread makes me quiver with delight

Well, I wouldn't want to string you along, just brace yourself because so far in this tab it's the best thread, though I would bow to others who have superior knowledge on the subject at hand. We could cast this as some sort of paradox, but we'd be right back to where we started, and I just don't have the belly to go fletch all the potential puns that are out there, nocking on the door, waiting to be fired off.

dittybopper: Well, I wouldn't want to string you along, just brace yourself because so far in this tab it's the best thread, though I would bow to others who have superior knowledge on the subject at hand. We could cast this as some sort of paradox, but we'd be right back to where we started, and I just don't have the belly to go fletch all the potential puns that are out there, nocking on the door, waiting to be fired off.

Hey hey hey, no need to be skin-flint with all the puns.

Corporate Mofo: [ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]

Wanted for questioning

Sexier, and actually knows how to shoot:

Ok, so this may be a stupid question, but regarding the possibility of suicide. Does it not seem reasonable that the cops would check for fingerprints on the crossbow to rule something like that out, before making a statement?
Or am I just living in a fantasy land where common sense prevails?

gonzojohn: Patsy: Message for you Sir!

The sound clip I use for text messages.

Unoriginal_Username: Ok, so this may be a stupid question, but regarding the possibility of suicide. Does it not seem reasonable that the cops would check for fingerprints on the crossbow to rule something like that out, before making a statement?
Or am I just living in a fantasy land where common sense prevails?

What if the guy was wearing gloves? Michigan in January tends to be cold, and the guy was outside.

I used to think Michigan meant magician.

dittybopper: Unoriginal_Username: Ok, so this may be a stupid question, but regarding the possibility of suicide. Does it not seem reasonable that the cops would check for fingerprints on the crossbow to rule something like that out, before making a statement?
Or am I just living in a fantasy land where common sense prevails?

What if the guy was wearing gloves? Michigan in January tends to be cold, and the guy was outside.

Could be, but this year has been VERY strange in Michigan. No snow, as far as I know (I was in Howell on Saturday and it was dry as anywhere else), and temperatures hovering right around freezing. Yes, that could mean gloves, but for most folks right now, it's just not that cold.

Kind of spooked about the weather, actually.

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dittybopper: Unoriginal_Username: Ok, so this may be a stupid question, but regarding the possibility of suicide. Does it not seem reasonable that the cops would check for fingerprints on the crossbow to rule something like that out, before making a statement?
Or am I just living in a fantasy land where common sense prevails?

What if the guy was wearing gloves? Michigan in January tends to be cold, and the guy was outside.

Not this January. Quite warm. But fingerprints are not the magic they appear to be in movies and TV.

Hmm... he must be a gemini.

Aidan: dittybopper: Unoriginal_Username: Ok, so this may be a stupid question, but regarding the possibility of suicide. Does it not seem reasonable that the cops would check for fingerprints on the crossbow to rule something like that out, before making a statement?
Or am I just living in a fantasy land where common sense prevails?

What if the guy was wearing gloves? Michigan in January tends to be cold, and the guy was outside.

Could be, but this year has been VERY strange in Michigan. No snow, as far as I know (I was in Howell on Saturday and it was dry as anywhere else), and temperatures hovering right around freezing. Yes, that could mean gloves, but for most folks right now, it's just not that cold.

Kind of spooked about the weather, actually.

Interestingly, it's been much the same here in upstate New York. Still, when I go for my walks at noon, my hands still get cold if I don't wear gloves, partly because of the wind.

"Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck. An arrow killed you, they would never solve the crime. "Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way."

RIP Mitch

Reminds me of Magellin.

dittybopper: Interestingly, it's been much the same here in upstate New York. Still, when I go for my walks at noon, my hands still get cold if I don't wear gloves, partly because of the wind.

That would be the difference. Mid-Michigan is dead calm, from my experience. Howell might have some wind, but it's not too far from here, so I'm guessing no. Still that doesnt' mean he was NOT wearing gloves. Just making conversation, I guess... :P

/Been waiting forever to be the Weeners this!

God dammit!! Trolled by the damn fark-filter!

ConcreteHole: [i1.kym-cdn.com image 500x485]

/Been waiting forever to be the Weeners this!

Been waiting forever to be filter-pwned as well? ;)

Tiiba: I understand that Skyrim is a great game, but come on. It's like all the other memes have suddenly been thrown out to make room for this one random comment.

I haven't been this annoyed by an overused meme... well, ever, really.

I used to like farking around on the internet, until I took this meme to the eye.

Anyone else picture subby frantically googlin' "arrow+death" for the last couple of weeks since he thought up the headline?

Tyrion Lanister wanted for questioning.

I'll just leave this here.

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