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Sybarite [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 09:13:01 AM
Seems like kind of a retail way to go about it.
 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 09:59:02 AM
Authorities said 223 shell casings, which are most commonly used in rifles, were found in the area.

He must be a real bad shot if it took him that many tries to hit someone
 
Ooba Tooba
2012-01-11 12:00:40 PM
No.
 
Big Man On Campus
2012-01-11 12:01:08 PM
In before the history channel Alien meme.
 
JRoo
2012-01-11 12:01:41 PM
Mayabe.
 
Pair-o-Dice
2012-01-11 12:03:56 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: Authorities said 223 shell casings, which are most commonly used in rifles, were found in the area.

He must be a real bad shot if it took him that many tries to hit someone

That must've been one big-ass clip.
 
cgraves67
2012-01-11 12:04:37 PM
FTFA:
"The book description identifies Maras as "Trained for war by the U.S. Marines Corps infantry and then turned pacifist.""

Pacifist? Not so much.
 
Guidette Frankentits
2012-01-11 12:04:53 PM
This kind of shiat is what I was afraid of. People going nuts thinking we're gonna all die in 2012.
 
ObscureNameHere
2012-01-11 12:05:59 PM
Pair-o-Dice: Dead for Tax Reasons: Authorities said 223 shell casings, which are most commonly used in rifles, were found in the area.

He must be a real bad shot if it took him that many tries to hit someone

That must've been one big-ass big assclip.

Obligatory XKCD correction.
 
snocone [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 12:07:11 PM
Would explain all this to you,,,but,,,
First rule of
 
cwolf20
2012-01-11 12:07:40 PM
In answer to subby's headline. When the hell did it become December 2012?
 
UncaSid
2012-01-11 12:07:48 PM
ARG
 
snocone [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 12:07:53 PM
Guidette Frankentits: This kind of shiat is what I was afraid of. People going nuts thinking we're gonna all die in 2012.

My problem is with the Gooberments that are believing it.
 
TwilightZone
2012-01-11 12:08:09 PM
This kind of shiat is what I was afraid of. People going nuts thinking we're gonna all die in 2012.

Well, it is 2012 and he is dead.
 
Delawheredad
2012-01-11 12:08:14 PM
From the description of the perpetrator seems like he is 18 different kinds of crazy.

Unfortunately we will see more and more of this kind of nuttiness as December 12th approaches..
 
snocone [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 12:08:34 PM
cwolf20: In answer to subby's headline. When the hell did it become December 2012?

After 2011 went by.
Stay tuned for 2013, that is the REAL date
 
TwilightZone
2012-01-11 12:08:57 PM
This kind of shiat is what I was afraid of. People going nuts thinking we're gonna all die in 2012.

Well, it is 2012 and he is dead.
 
Pair-o-Dice
2012-01-11 12:09:01 PM
R.I.P. Maya Angelou
 
AcneVulgaris
2012-01-11 12:10:18 PM
Pair-o-Dice: Dead for Tax Reasons: Authorities said 223 shell casings, which are most commonly used in rifles, were found in the area.

He must be a real bad shot if it took him that many tries to hit someone

That must've been one big-ass clip.

www.getmilked.com
 
snocone [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 12:10:51 PM
I mean, just look at yer candidates.
ANY of them look like thay could hold the job for 4 years?
Nobody in GOP seems to be actually taking the election seriously.
 
Lone Stranger
2012-01-11 12:11:29 PM
www.huffingtonpost.com


Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 
cwolf20
2012-01-11 12:14:55 PM
snocone [

After 2011 went by.
Stay tuned for 2013, that is the REAL date


Technically. Except I was referring to the fact it's January not December or did I miss 11 months.
 
Bedstead Polisher
2012-01-11 12:15:04 PM
Well 2012 was the end of the world.. for him.
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-11 12:16:46 PM
John Cusack disowns "Better Off Dead" and "One Crazy Summer" and then stars in shiat like "2012".

Go figure. Fark you, John, your older sister is cooler, anyway.
 
Peter von Nostrand [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 12:19:47 PM
Sounds more like a delusional a-hole
 
JesseL
2012-01-11 12:20:00 PM
ObscureNameHere: Pair-o-Dice: Dead for Tax Reasons: Authorities said 223 shell casings, which are most commonly used in rifles, were found in the area.

He must be a real bad shot if it took him that many tries to hit someone

That must've been one big-ass big assclipbig assmagazine.

Obligatory XKCD correction.

Obligatory gun nut correction.
 
Smurfme
2012-01-11 12:20:54 PM
I don't get it. Shouldn't the Mayan apocalypse happened hundreds of years ago. I'm mean if you're sanding there and there doesn't seem to be any other spear chuckers around and all?
 
Peter von Nostrand [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 12:20:59 PM
Jake Havechek: John Cusack disowns "Better Off Dead" and "One Crazy Summer" and then stars in shiat like "2012".

Go figure. Fark you, John, your older sister is cooler, anyway.

BOD & OCS were great movies. Damn was Demi a cutie back then
 
I should be in the kitchen
2012-01-11 12:25:44 PM
Guidette Frankentits: This kind of shiat is what I was afraid of. People going nuts thinking we're gonna all die in 2012.

No kidding. Remember the Y2K hysteria? On new year's eve I kept my cell handy in case I needed to call 911, just because there were some crazies around. On December 21, 2012, I'm keeping both the phone and the gun nearby. There seem to be a lot more crazies lately.
 
CJHardin [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 12:26:25 PM
Pair-o-Dice: Dead for Tax Reasons: Authorities said 223 shell casings, which are most commonly used in rifles, were found in the area.

He must be a real bad shot if it took him that many tries to hit someone

That must've been one big-ass clip.

IT'S CALLED A MAGAZINE!!!

/actually I don't give a fark
//certified armorer
///used(s) both terminologies
////in before the gun terminology nazis
 
Jim DiGriz
2012-01-11 12:27:45 PM
CJHardin:

Too late. Look up 4 posts.
 
Jackal_N
2012-01-11 12:28:23 PM
Should be interesting to see how long it takes some of his... hmm, readers? to get the "he was killed to keep him quiet" conspiracy up and running.
 
JRoo
2012-01-11 12:33:23 PM
i232.photobucket.com
 
Jackal_N
2012-01-11 12:35:26 PM
I should be in the kitchen: Guidette Frankentits: This kind of shiat is what I was afraid of. People going nuts thinking we're gonna all die in 2012.

No kidding. Remember the Y2K hysteria? On new year's eve I kept my cell handy in case I needed to call 911, just because there were some crazies around. On December 21, 2012, I'm keeping both the phone and the gun nearby. There seem to be a lot more crazies lately.

This. It will be exactly like the Y2K thing too. We will wake up the next morning in a new cycle (if you count in Mayan), just like we do every January 1st. Possibly, with less of a hangover.
 
Trackball
2012-01-11 12:36:55 PM
Great, now the Administration is going to gloat that they were correct in identifying veterans as potential terrorist threats.
 
SkunkWerks
2012-01-11 12:37:16 PM
And, by "Mayan Apocalypse" what we really mean is

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
Slaves2Darkness
2012-01-11 12:37:43 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons: Authorities said 223 shell casings, which are most commonly used in rifles, were found in the area.

He must be a real bad shot if it took him that many tries to hit someone

223? So, he was a police marksman.
 
MrBallou [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 12:40:58 PM
I should be in the kitchen: Guidette Frankentits: This kind of shiat is what I was afraid of. People going nuts thinking we're gonna all die in 2012.

No kidding. Remember the Y2K hysteria? On new year's eve I kept my cell handy in case I needed to call 911, just because there were some crazies around. On December 21, 2012, I'm keeping both the phone and the gun nearby. There seem to be a lot more crazies lately.

December 2012 will be right after Obama is reelected. The Mayan crazies will be joined by the outraged right-wing nutters, so it will be extra scarey.
 
Ejacand
2012-01-11 12:42:17 PM
Gotta love self-fulfilling prophecies.
 
SkunkWerks
2012-01-11 12:45:50 PM
MrBallou: The Mayan crazies will be joined by the outraged right-wing nutters

Making them Crazed Right-Wing Outraged Mayan Nutters, or 'CRWOMN', for short.
 
apeiron242
2012-01-11 12:48:33 PM
2012 is going to be a miserable year because of all this Mayan calendar BS.

Folks,

The Mayan calendar is just like ours. It's starts over. If you can't get that through your head kill yourself and any offspring you inflicted on the world.
 
JPINFV
2012-01-11 12:49:29 PM
www.workdistraction.com
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-11 12:49:43 PM
Besides, the Mayans were finished the moment the first Spaniard came ashore. "Masters of time", my ass....
 
Pair-o-Dice
2012-01-11 12:56:29 PM
CJHardin: Pair-o-Dice: Dead for Tax Reasons: Authorities said 223 shell casings, which are most commonly used in rifles, were found in the area.

He must be a real bad shot if it took him that many tries to hit someone

That must've been one big-ass clip.

IT'S CALLED A MAGAZINE!!!

Well excuuuuuuuuse ME!
 
The sound of one hand clapping
2012-01-11 01:00:12 PM
Slaves2Darkness: Dead for Tax Reasons: Authorities said 223 shell casings, which are most commonly used in rifles, were found in the area.

He must be a real bad shot if it took him that many tries to hit someone

223? So, he was a police marksman.

Nope. If he was a police marksman he'd have hit everyone but the person he was aiming for.
 
SkunkWerks
2012-01-11 01:01:43 PM
Jake Havechek: Besides, the Mayans were finished the moment the first Spaniard came ashore. "Masters of time", my ass....

They could have been mastering Time when what they really should have been mastering was Smallpox?
 
sid244
2012-01-11 01:07:33 PM
assets.sbnation.com

/had to be done...
 
Nadie_AZ [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 01:08:56 PM
Slaves2Darkness: Dead for Tax Reasons: Authorities said 223 shell casings, which are most commonly used in rifles, were found in the area.

He must be a real bad shot if it took him that many tries to hit someone

223? So, he was a police marksman.

Storm trooper
 
WelldeadLink [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 01:15:49 PM
Won't someone do something about those dangerous pacifists?
 
Slam63
2012-01-11 01:22:43 PM
I should be in the kitchen: Guidette Frankentits: This kind of shiat is what I was afraid of. People going nuts thinking we're gonna all die in 2012.

No kidding. Remember the Y2K hysteria? On new year's eve I kept my cell handy in case I needed to call 911, just because there were some crazies around. On December 21, 2012, I'm keeping both the phone and the gun nearby. There seem to be a lot more crazies lately.

Man, Y2K made me so much money. Upgradeing computers, selling "survival supplies", and feeding the panic everytime the reporters called.

/Gots ta love hooman nature.
 
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